Riddles

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What do you get when you cross an owl
with a goat? A hootenanny.

What did scientists get when they crossed a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.

Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
To see how long he slept.

Why was Swiss cheese served at the church dinner?
Because it was holy.

If King Midas sat on gold, who sat on silver?
The Lone Ranger.

If two wrongs never made a right, what did two
rights make? The first airplane.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and
act like a nut.

What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.

Stranger in town: "I'm looking for a man with a wooden leg
called Johnson."

Local: "What do you call the other leg?"