How To Prepare the Turkey

[C e r b e r u s - The Dog Of Hell]

"May I take your Christmas lunch order?" the waiter
asked.

"Yes, but first i'd like to know how do you prepare
your turkeys?"

"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them
straight out that they're going to die."

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