Halloween Humor - 23
Craig Bennett
Howliday Inn !
Why did the black cat have a hard time living with the twin witches?
He could never tell which witch was which!
How does a ghost celebrate New Year's Eve?
He paints the town dead!
What famous financial saying was written on Halloween?
"A ghoul and his mummy are soon parted"!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What did they call the female broom rider after she crash landed on the beach?
A "Sand Witch" !!!
What did the bartender say to the vampire?
This blood's for you!
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