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Homosexual reproduction -- no gals needed!!!!

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Green Xenon [Radium]

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Jul 24, 2008, 12:31:10 AM7/24/08
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Hi:

The following videos provides story about homosexual-reproduction.
That's right. Women are no longer needed. Males can reproduce without
requiring any contribution from females.

Heterosexual reproduction = male sperm fertilizes the female egg

Homosexual reproduction = male sperm fertilizes an intestinal
bacterium of another male

Plese do view the following video in sequence. If you don't want to
see 3 & 4 after viewing 1 & 2, then skip to 5 right after #2. #5 is
parts 3 & 4 together in high-quality

After digesting the entire story you'll realize just how this
homosexual reproduction takes place and why I included my cross-post
to alt.animation.warner-bros:


1. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=SW8L67DL

2. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=WRI9HA1D

3. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0EHIZFC8

4. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=ZH24ZH2I

5. http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9U2KK52S


Enjoy,

Radium

Dionisio

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Jul 24, 2008, 1:03:22 AM7/24/08
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Green Xenon [Radium] wrote:
> The following videos provides story about homosexual-reproduction.
> That's right. Women are no longer needed. Males can reproduce without
> requiring any contribution from females.

Well God showed us that...


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cannot; Or they neither can nor will, or lastly, they are both able and willing. If they
have the will to remove evil and cannot, then they are not omnipotent. If they can, but
will not, then they are not benevolent. If they are neither able or willing, then they are
neither omnipotent nor benevolent. Lastly, if they are both able and willing to annihilate
evil, how does it exist?
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Mufassa

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Jul 24, 2008, 1:17:19 AM7/24/08
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Yep this is a tastless joke. I congradulate you on exploring new
frontiers on bad and tastlesness. By they way please stay away from
alt.animation.warner-bros. I can't speak for the other groupd but you
scared us here. you make HomoPedoBeastialnecrophiliac crossdressers
look normal

Dionisio

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Jul 26, 2008, 12:26:26 AM7/26/08
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Mufassa wrote:
> Yep this is a tastless joke. I congradulate you on exploring new
> frontiers on bad and tastlesness. By they way please stay away from
> alt.animation.warner-bros. I can't speak for the other groupd but you
> scared us here. you make HomoPedoBeastialnecrophiliac crossdressers
> look normal

Oh dear...

You think males *can't* create life sans a female?

<sniff> Hmm... Is that the new Brimstone(TM) line of cologne you're wearing?

Or is it the perfume?


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He asked, "Who said 'a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet'?" The correct
answer to this is Romeo of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, NOT Shakespeare as most people
answer. The point is that there are a great number of 'characters' in the Bible. Often
their statements are taken as God's word. Bill (the preacher) said that many people
confused the words of apostles -- and of other people mentioned -- with the word of God or
Jesus.
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Mufassa

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Jul 28, 2008, 3:31:13 PM7/28/08
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well you sow your ignorance when you say men can reproduce without
women. Until you can invent the artificial womb,It can't be done. to
show you how essential a womb is needed, once in a great while, a
pregnacy is started in the fallopian tubes instead of the womb they
have to be aborted because the baby dies invitro and ends up killing
the mother too.

Dionisio

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Jul 29, 2008, 10:01:52 PM7/29/08
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Mufassa wrote:
> On Jul 26, 12:26 am, Dionisio <moc.rr.thighi...@5ellimd.com> wrote:
>>Oh dear...
>>You think males *can't* create life sans a female?
>><sniff> Hmm... Is that the new Brimstone(TM) line of cologne you're wearing?
>>Or is it the perfume?
>
> well you sow your ignorance when you say men can reproduce without
> women.

God is male, yes?


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And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:

"Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and
faith. We have faith that they are pink; We logically know that they are invisible because
we can't see them."
-- Steve Eley

Mufassa

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Aug 1, 2008, 1:19:58 AM8/1/08
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God is male?Hmm Does She know it? How can you say God is male? God
can be whatever She/He/it wants to be. I was talking about Human
sexuality,not Devine powers.
DG

Dionisio

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Aug 1, 2008, 9:23:46 PM8/1/08
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Mufassa wrote:
> Dionisio <moc.rr.thighi...@5ellimd.com> wrote:
>>Mufassa wrote:
>>>Dionisio <moc.rr.thighi...@5ellimd.com> wrote:
>>>>Oh dear...
>>>>You think males *can't* create life sans a female?
>>>><sniff> Hmm... Is that the new Brimstone(TM) line of cologne you're wearing?
>>>>Or is it the perfume?
>>> well you sow your ignorance when you say men can reproduce without
>>>women.
>>God is male, yes?
>
> God is male?Hmm Does She know it? How can you say God is male? God
> can be whatever She/He/it wants to be. I was talking about Human
> sexuality,not Devine powers.

Oh... *Now* you qualify things... Guess the religious experts -- not to mention God
Himself (in all three version's religious texts) -- must'a got to Mufassa.

God is all powerful. God is Omnipotent. Could God *not* create life if God so desired?

LOL!

Darned shame He decided to do so while male, ain't it?

(Of course, had God decided to create life as a female, we'd still all be bastards. No
marriage ya know...)


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And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:

Come to think of, isn't sanity just a one trick pony anyway? What do you get? Sanity. But
when you're insane, the sky's the limit!
-- The Tick, "Ants in Pants"

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