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Hauke Reddmann

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Sep 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/2/96
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Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
the local police won't let him out. They said,
"We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
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jjohnson

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Sep 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/5/96
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In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:

> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
> the local police won't let him out. They said,
> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
> --


I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
right over his head.

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dave pierson

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Sep 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/9/96
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In article <jjohnson-270...@ts2dl01.escape.ca>, jjoh...@escape.ca
(jjohnson) writes...

>In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,

>fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:

>> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
>> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
>> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
>> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
>> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
>> the local police won't let him out. They said,
>> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"

>I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
>right over his head.

Snot funny.

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Hauke Reddmann

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Sep 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/13/96
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dave pierson (pie...@ggone.enet.dec.com) wrote:
: In article <jjohnson-270...@ts2dl01.escape.ca>, jjoh...@escape.ca

: (jjohnson) writes...
:
: >In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
:
: >fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:
:
: >> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
: >> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
: >> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
: >> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
: >> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
: >> the local police won't let him out. They said,
: >> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
:
: >I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
: >right over his head.
:
: Snot funny.
:
Now don't be so choleric.

Lorri

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Sep 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/13/96
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In article <5124o0$t...@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>, pie...@ggone.enet.dec.com
(dave pierson) wrote:

> In article <jjohnson-270...@ts2dl01.escape.ca>, jjoh...@escape.ca
> (jjohnson) writes...
>
> >In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
>
> >fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:
>
> >> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
> >> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
> >> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
> >> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
> >> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
> >> the local police won't let him out. They said,
> >> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
>
> >I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
> >right over his head.
>
> Snot funny.

Wasn't there a margarine commercial like that: "You may think it's
butter, but it's snot..."

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Chris

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Sep 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/14/96
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may...@dakota.net (Lorri) so eloquently said:

>In article <5124o0$t...@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>, pie...@ggone.enet.dec.com
>(dave pierson) wrote:

>> In article <jjohnson-270...@ts2dl01.escape.ca>, jjoh...@escape.ca
>> (jjohnson) writes...
>>
>> >In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
>>
>> >fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:
>>
>> >> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
>> >> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
>> >> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
>> >> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
>> >> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
>> >> the local police won't let him out. They said,
>> >> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
>>
>> >I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
>> >right over his head.
>>
>> Snot funny.

>Wasn't there a margarine commercial like that: "You may think it's
>butter, but it's snot..."

I can't believe it's snot-butter.

Makes me wonder if that was really herb-butter at that restraunt the
other night...

Chris
bub...@ix.netcom.com
(Insert your favorite words of wisdom, witty phrases, jokes, and general babbling here ;-) )


pml

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Sep 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/15/96
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Chris wrote:
>
> may...@dakota.net (Lorri) so eloquently said:
>
> >In article <5124o0$t...@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>, pie...@ggone.enet.dec.com
> >(dave pierson) wrote:
>
> >> In article <jjohnson-270...@ts2dl01.escape.ca>, jjoh...@escape.ca
> >> (jjohnson) writes...
> >>
> >> >In article <50f3gc$n...@rzsun02.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
> >>
> >> >fc3...@GEOMAT.math.uni-hamburg.de (Hauke Reddmann) wrote:
> >>
> >> >> Well, you remember the outbreak of "Outbreak"?
> >> >> Of course every regisseur jumped the bandwagon.
> >> >> One even went to Africa, for a more fitting
> >> >> location. Now he awakes in his tent and sees
> >> >> his cameraman having green spots. Panic! But
> >> >> the local police won't let him out. They said,
> >> >> "We must keep you in this tent in quarantino!"
> >>
> >> >I rented Outbreak and the clerk sneezed on my copy. I laughed, but it flu
> >> >right over his head.
> >>
> >> Snot funny.
>
> >Wasn't there a margarine commercial like that: "You may think it's
> >butter, but it's snot..."
>
> I can't believe it's snot-butter.
>
> Makes me wonder if that was really herb-butter at that restraunt the
> other night...

Was that at Booger King?

Lorri

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Sep 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/16/96
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I think it was at Little Sneezer's.

Rich Adams

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Sep 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/18/96
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I couldn't stop phlegm laughing! One of these nasal stop picking this
group. This thread is the bee's sneeze. I hope noone's nose is out of
joint.
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~ ri...@alpha.delta.edu I can never find any of my stuff after
~ sp...@genie.geis.com they have moved it.

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