An eggcelent joke

[Luis]

So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor,
it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking
egg!!!!"

[ChrisH]

On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 20:08:11 -0300, Luis <luis...@uninet.com.br>
wrote:

>So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor,
>it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking
>egg!!!!"

You call that a yoke?

[Robert E. Lewis]

ChrisH wrote:

Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?

[Jenni]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> ChrisH wrote:

>
> > Luis wrote:
> >
> > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor,
> > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking
> > >egg!!!!"
> >
> > You call that a yoke?
>
> Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?

Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very obvious! I
can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)

[J.A. McCulloch]

If I were you I'd scram! Bobble another joke like that and ah'm letting
you go!

[JOR]

Jenni wrote:

> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>
> > ChrisH wrote:
> >
> > > Luis wrote:
> > >
> > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor,
> > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking
> > > >egg!!!!"
> > >
> > > You call that a yoke?
> >
> > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
>
> Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very obvious! I
> can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)

I'm cracking up at that prospect. Egg-zactly that. My lungs are raw from
laughing. Good thing I didn't shell out big bucks for this. At least chicks
dig a good egg pun.
--
Freedom defined is freedom denied.
-Unknown

[Randall Woodman]

Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
Ahh, just cluck it.

[Jenni]

Randall Woodman wrote:

> JOR wrote:
> > Jenni wrote:
> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > ChrisH wrote:
> > > > > Luis wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like, "Cor,
> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a talking
> > > > > >egg!!!!"
> > > > >
> > > > > You call that a yoke?
> > > >
> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> > >
> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very obvious! I
> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
> >
> > I'm cracking up at that prospect. Egg-zactly that. My lungs are raw from
> > laughing. Good thing I didn't shell out big bucks for this. At least chicks
> > dig a good egg pun.

> Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> Ahh, just cluck it.

Seems you were clutching at straws... we're eggactly the kind of brood you'd expect
on a ng like this.

[Jenni]

Luis wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > ChrisH wrote:
> > >
> > > > Luis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes like,
> > "Cor,
> > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
> > talking
> > > > >egg!!!!"
> > > >
> > > > You call that a yoke?
> > >
> > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> >
> > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
> > obvious! I
> > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
>

> A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!

We wouldn't do that... it would be eggnominious!

[Luis]

[Craig Ignatowitz]

Hope I'm not repeating here:
This subject seems a little hard boiled.But if we're patient it should be over easy enough. Too much more of this and we'll all be shell shocked.

[Robert E. Lewis]

Randall Woodman wrote:

> Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> Ahh, just cluck it.

I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.

[Jenni]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

[ChrisH]

I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
easy!

[Jenni]

ChrisH wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> >>
> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> >>
> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> >
> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
>
> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
> easy!

You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!

[ChrisH]

I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
the subject with you.

[Megan Waves]

On Wed, 19 Aug 1998 19:39:41 -0700, Jenni

<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>
>> Randall Woodman wrote:
>>
>> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
>> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>>
>> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>
> Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

Are you chicken?

[Jenni]

Megan Waves wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> >>
> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> >>
> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> >
> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
>
> Are you chicken?

Hen a word... yes!

[Luis]

Luis wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
>
> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >

Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
spelling here).

[Jenni]

Luis wrote:

Then you're in good company: we're all cocky like that around here. We'll
use any rooster reciprocate a pun.

[Jenni]

Don Kirkman wrote:

> It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote:

> >Megan Waves wrote:
> >> Jenni wrote:
> >> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> >> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
>
> >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>
> >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>
> >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
>
> >> Are you chicken?
>
> >Hen a word... yes!
>

> Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
> didn't have to pullet out of her.
>

That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask me... we all gotta
lotta pluck.

[Don Kirkman]

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote in article
<35DCDA2E...@saclink.csus.edu>:

>Megan Waves wrote:

>> Jenni wrote:
>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:

>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.

>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.

>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

>> Are you chicken?

>Hen a word... yes!

Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
didn't have to pullet out of her.

--
Don
new...@abac.com

[Wintermute]

Everybody wrote

> > >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> > >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.

> > >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.

> > >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

> > >> Are you chicken?

> > >Hen a word... yes!

> > Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
> > didn't have to pullet out of her.

> That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask me... we all gotta
> lotta pluck.

Another poultry effort, but I don't mind being cooped up in here.

--
Wintermute
http://www.art.rmit.edu.au/~jparlevliet
take out the GARBAGE to email
Stranded in the emergency lane, with two flat tyres, in the rain,
between emergency telephones, on the information superhighway.

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35DE596E...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au>,

Wintermute <e13...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au> wrote:
> Everybody wrote
>
> > > >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> > > >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>
> > > >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>
> > > >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
>
> > > >> Are you chicken?
>
> > > >Hen a word... yes!
>
> > > Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
> > > didn't have to pullet out of her.
>
> > That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask me... we all gotta
> > lotta pluck.
>
> Another poultry effort, but I don't mind being cooped up in here.
>

Monica gives egghead.
>

--
Steve Plummer

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[Ardens2989]

In article <35dc4736....@news.launchnet.com>, nos...@home.org (ChrisH)
writes:

>On Thu, 20 Aug 1998 07:49:36 -0700, Jenni
><sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
>

>>ChrisH wrote:
>>
>>> Jenni wrote:
>>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg
>on your face.
>>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>>> >>
>>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>>> >
>>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a
>peep... 8-)
>>>

>>> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
>>> easy!
>>
>> You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!
>
>I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
>the subject with you.
>

I fried to look on the sunnyside, but my brain just got so scrambled...

Arden - not Eve, the other one, no, not Elizabeth either

[Laurence E. Rasmussen]

Luis <luis...@uninet.com.br> wrote in article
<35DCF046...@uninet.com.br>...

> Luis wrote:
>
> > Jenni wrote:
> >
> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >

> > > > ChrisH wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Luis wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes
> > like,
> > > "Cor,
> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
> >
> > > talking
> > > > > >egg!!!!"
> > > > >
> > > > > You call that a yoke?
> > > >
> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> > >
> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
> > > obvious! I
> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
> >
> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!
>
> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
> spelling here).

Eggzactly!

[ChrisH]

On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 17:58:22 -0700, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>Ardens2989 wrote:
>
>> ChrisH wrote:
>> > Jenni wrote:

>> >>ChrisH wrote:
>> >>> Jenni wrote:
>> >>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> >>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg
>> >on your face.
>> >>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a
>> >peep... 8-)
>> >>>
>> >>> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
>> >>> easy!
>> >>
>> >> You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!
>> >
>> >I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
>> >the subject with you.
>> >
>> I fried to look on the sunnyside, but my brain just got so scrambled...
>>
>

>You always manage to cook up something funny...we'll give you three minutes
>timer more if you need it. But don't waste it...

Yes - otherwise you might get shaken loose of your meringues.

[Hauke Reddmann]

Jenni (sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu) wrote:
: Robert E. Lewis wrote:
:
: > Randall Woodman wrote:
: >
: > > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
: > > Ahh, just cluck it.
: >
: > I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
:
: Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

:
Has anyone noticed the f'ups are totally scrambled?
(My server is very eggreggious about such details)
--
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[J.A. McCulloch]

ChrisH wrote:
>
> On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 17:58:22 -0700, Jenni
> <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
>
> >Ardens2989 wrote:
> >
> >> ChrisH wrote:
> >> > Jenni wrote:
> >> >>ChrisH wrote:

> >> >>> Jenni wrote:
> >> >>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> >>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg
> >> >on your face.
> >> >>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a
> >> >peep... 8-)
> >> >>>

> >> >>> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
> >> >>> easy!
> >> >>
> >> >> You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!
> >> >
> >> >I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
> >> >the subject with you.
> >> >
> >> I fried to look on the sunnyside, but my brain just got so scrambled...
> >>
> >
> >You always manage to cook up something funny...we'll give you three minutes
> >timer more if you need it. But don't waste it...
>
> Yes - otherwise you might get shaken loose of your meringues.

Omletting others know of this thread, whipping up the folks for more
yolks - as it were.

[Ron Forsch]

"Laurence E. Rasmussen" <sula...@iu.net> wrote:

>Luis <luis...@uninet.com.br> wrote in article
><35DCF046...@uninet.com.br>...

>> Luis wrote:
>>
>> > Jenni wrote:
>> >
>> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>> > >

>> > > > ChrisH wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > Luis wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes
>> > like,
>> > > "Cor,
>> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
>> >
>> > > talking
>> > > > > >egg!!!!"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > You call that a yoke?
>> > > >
>> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
>> > >
>> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
>> > > obvious! I
>> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
>> >
>> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!
>>
>> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
>> spelling here).

>Eggzactly!
>
Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?

[Jenni]

Hauke Reddmann wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> : Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> :: > Randall Woodman wrote:
> : >
> : > > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> : > > Ahh, just cluck it.
> : >
> : > I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> :
> : Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)

> :

> Has anyone noticed the f'ups are totally scrambled?
> (My server is very eggreggious about such details)
>

In quiche your're serious...I haven't noticed this too much? But server problems such as
that are hard to eggnore and should always eggnite legitimate complaint, if you ask me.

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E043...@concentric.net>,

xx...@concentric.net wrote:
> ChrisH wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 17:58:22 -0700, Jenni
> > <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
> >
> > >Ardens2989 wrote:
> > >
> > >> ChrisH wrote:
> > >> > Jenni wrote:

> > >> >>ChrisH wrote:
> > >> >>> Jenni wrote:
> > >> >>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> >>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> > >> >>> >>
> > >> >>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg
> > >> >on your face.
> > >> >>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> > >> >>> >>
> > >> >>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a
> > >> >peep... 8-)
> > >> >>>

> > >> >>> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
> > >> >>> easy!
> > >> >>
> > >> >> You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!
> > >> >
> > >> >I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
> > >> >the subject with you.
> > >> >
> > >> I fried to look on the sunnyside, but my brain just got so scrambled...
> > >>
> > >
> > >You always manage to cook up something funny...we'll give you three minutes
> > >timer more if you need it. But don't waste it...
> >
> > Yes - otherwise you might get shaken loose of your meringues.
>
> Omletting others know of this thread, whipping up the folks for more
> yolks - as it were.

Bedevilled yegg seeking shellter falls in hot tub, judge grants
probation: Poached yegg coddled!

[Robert E. Lewis]

Jenni wrote:

> Megan Waves wrote:
>
> > Jenni wrote:
> > >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> > >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> > >>
> > >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> > >
> > > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
> >

> > Are you chicken?
>
> Hen a word... yes!

Really? I thought you just led a shell-tered life.

[Robert E. Lewis]

Ron Forsch wrote:

> "Laurence E. Rasmussen" <sula...@iu.net> wrote:
>
> >Luis <luis...@uninet.com.br> wrote in article
> ><35DCF046...@uninet.com.br>...

> >> Luis wrote:
> >>
> >> > Jenni wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> > >

> >> > > > ChrisH wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > > Luis wrote:
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes
> >> > like,
> >> > > "Cor,
> >> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
> >> >
> >> > > talking
> >> > > > > >egg!!!!"
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > You call that a yoke?
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> >> > >
> >> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
> >> > > obvious! I
> >> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
> >> >
> >> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!
> >>
> >> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
> >> spelling here).
>
> >Eggzactly!
> >
> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?

I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
is going down.

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E0541C...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>,

Grab the plug and pullet, or else we'll rooster day we started this
thread.

[sheepdog]

One day last February, it was so cold I spotted a hen crossing the road
with a capon.
--
* sheepdog *
//// GO BRONCOS! ////

[plum...@feist.com]

In article
<dogseatspam&bark-23089...@dialup-9-170.ethergate.net>,

Yeah? Well, I bet that farmer custard out real good when he saw her
scrambling around and playing chicken with the cars and trucks like
that.
>

--
Steve Plummer

[Bobbob]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> >
>> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
>
>I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
>is going down.
>
>

Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
---------
Bobbob
Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)

[Jenni]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> Ron Forsch wrote:
> > Laurence E. Rasmussen wrote:

> > >Luis wrote:
> > >> Luis wrote:
> > >> > Jenni wrote:
> > >> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> > > > ChrisH wrote:
> > >> > > > > Luis wrote:
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes
> > >> > like,
> > >> > > "Cor,
> > >> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
> > >> >
> > >> > > talking
> > >> > > > > >egg!!!!"
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > You call that a yoke?
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
> > >> > > obvious! I
> > >> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
> > >> >
> > >> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!
> > >>
> > >> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
> > >> spelling here).
> >
> > >Eggzactly!
> > >

> > Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
>
> I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> is going down.

Judging from responses, nothing could've pinfeather from the truth.

[Jenni]

plum...@feist.com wrote:

> > ChrisH wrote:
> > > Jenni wrote:
> > > >Ardens2989 wrote:
> > > >> ChrisH wrote:
> > > >> > Jenni wrote:

> > > >> >>ChrisH wrote:
> > > >> >>> Jenni wrote:
> > > >> >>> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> > > >> >>> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> > > >> >>> >>
> > > >> >>> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg
> > > >> >on your face.
> > > >> >>> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> > > >> >>> >>
> > > >> >>> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a
> > > >> >peep... 8-)
> > > >> >>>

> > > >> >>> I incubator stop while you're ahead! Keep this up and it will be over,
> > > >> >>> easy!
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> You're right; I hadn't thought about the whisk involved!
> > > >> >
> > > >> >I'm glad you understand. Wasn't sure if it was a good idea to poach
> > > >> >the subject with you.
> > > >> >
> > > >> I fried to look on the sunnyside, but my brain just got so scrambled...
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >You always manage to cook up something funny...we'll give you three minutes
> > > >timer more if you need it. But don't waste it...
> > >
> > > Yes - otherwise you might get shaken loose of your meringues.
> >
> > Omletting others know of this thread, whipping up the folks for more
> > yolks - as it were.
>
> Bedevilled yegg seeking shellter falls in hot tub, judge grants
> probation: Poached yegg coddled!
> >

Shirr luck of the draw, getting that judge.

[Jenni]

sheepdog wrote:

> plumcrow wrote:
> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> > > Ron Forsch wrote:
> > > > Laurence E. Rasmussen wrote:
> > > > >Luis wrote:

> > > > >> Luis wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > Jenni wrote:
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > >> > >

> > > > >> > > > ChrisH wrote:
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > > Luis wrote:
> > > > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > >So there were two eggs in a frying pan. The first one goes
> > > > >> > like,
> > > > >> > > "Cor,
> > > > >> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says
> "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > > talking
> > > > >> > > > > >egg!!!!"
> > > > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > You call that a yoke?
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
> > > > >> > > obvious! I
> > > > >> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
> > > > >> spelling here).
> > > >
> > > > >Eggzactly!
> > > > >
> > > > Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> > >
> > > I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> > > is going down.
> >

> > Grab the plug and pullet, or else we'll rooster day we started this
> > thread.
>
> One day last February, it was so cold I spotted a hen crossing the road
> with a capon.

Seems rumor had it her rooster was on the wing; she was on her way to see the
cockflight.

[sheepdog]

In article <35E0C3EE...@saclink.csus.edu>, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

Well, at first I was worried they might get hit by a car, but they hurried
to the sunny side, up on to the curb and over, easy as you please.

[ChrisH]

Yeah, but that lady driving the car was going way to fast. I couldn't
blame them for the way they custard out.

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E0BB58...@saclink.csus.edu>,

> Judging from responses, nothing could've pinfeather from the truth.

Oak omelettes snot get our feathers ruffled or caviar round grudges
about this thread.

[Robert E. Lewis]

Bobbob wrote:

> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>
> >> >
> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> >
> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> >is going down.
> >
> >

> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> ---------
> Bobbob
> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)

As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
we'll never run out of thread.

[Bobbob]

Darn it. And I was trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

[Bobbob]

Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?

[ra...@connectsystems.com]

In article <35e1b523...@news.wanadoo.fr>,

Some ladies garment workers don't even mend straight.

[Robert E. Lewis]

Bobbob wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 09:45:34 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
> <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>
> >Bobbob wrote:
> >
> >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> >> >
> >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> >> >is going down.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> >> ---------
> >> Bobbob
> >> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)
> >
> > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >we'll never run out of thread.
>
> Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?

Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.

[Jenni]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> Bobbob wrote:
> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >Bobbob wrote:
> > >
> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> > >> >
> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> > >> >is going down.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > >> ---------
> > >> Bobbob
> > >> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)
> > >
> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> >
> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>
> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.

I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
this one?

[Don Kirkman]

It seems to me I heard somewhere that plum...@feist.com wrote in
article <6rriff$fal$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>:

>In article <35E0C3EE...@saclink.csus.edu>,
> Jenni <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
>> sheepdog wrote:

>> > plumcrow wrote:
>> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> > > > Ron Forsch wrote:
>> > > > > Laurence E. Rasmussen wrote:
>> > > > > >Luis wrote:
>> > > > > >> Luis wrote:
>> > > > > >>

>> > > > > >> > Jenni wrote:
>> > > > > >> >
>> > > > > >> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>> > > > > >> > >

>> > > > > >> > > > ChrisH wrote:
>> > > > > >> > > >
>> > > > > >> > > > > Luis wrote:
w

>> > > > > >> > > "Cor,
>> > > > > >> > > > > >it's hot in here.", and the other says
>> > "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH, a
>> > > > > >> > > talking
>> > > > > >> > > > > >egg!!!!"
>> > > > > >> > > > > You call that a yoke?

>> > > > > >> > > > Whi-te you ask? Is it s-ovary bad?

>> > > > > >> > > Well, when somebody asks this group how we like our exits very
>> > > > > >> > > obvious! I
>> > > > > >> > > can't believe we're emboiled in another egg thread. :-)

>> > > > > >> > A-raw! Egg-nore me if you can!!!

>> > > > > >> Why did I have to ask? I confess. I eggzagerated (I believe I broke the
>> > > > > >> spelling here).

>> > > > > >Eggzactly!

>> > > > > Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?

>> > > > I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
>> > > > is going down.

>> > > Grab the plug and pullet, or else we'll rooster day we started this
>> > > thread.

>> > One day last February, it was so cold I spotted a hen crossing the road
>> > with a capon.

>> Seems rumor had it her rooster was on the wing; she was on her way to see the
>> cockflight.

>After being cooped up all summer, they were gonna paint Rhode Island
>red!!

They should visit Massachusetts, too, and make old Plymouth rock!
--
Don

[Bobbob]

On Mon, 24 Aug 1998 22:35:21 -0700, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>
>> Bobbob wrote:
>> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> > >Bobbob wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
>> > >> >
>> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
>> > >> >is going down.
>> > >> >
>> > >> >

>> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
>> > >> ---------
>> > >> Bobbob
>> > >> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)
>> > >
>> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>> >
>> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>>
>> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>
> I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>this one?

Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along

[Jenni]

Bobbob wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> Bobbob wrote:
> >> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> > >Bobbob wrote:
> >> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >> >
> >> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> >> > >> >is going down.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> >> > >> ---------
>

> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> >> >
> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> >>
> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> >
> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> >this one?
>
> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along

Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
hemming and ha-ing around?

[Bobbob]

On Tue, 25 Aug 1998 12:02:32 -0700, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
>> >> > >> ---------
>>
>> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>> >> >
>> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>> >>
>> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>> >
>> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
>> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>> >this one?
>>
>> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>
> Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
>hemming and ha-ing around?

Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
By the way, tissue Jenni really?

[Pierre Abbat]

<big snip>

> Seems rumor had it her rooster was on the wing; she was on her way to
see the
> cockflight.

UN OEUF!!!!

phma

[Robert E. Lewis]

Bobbob wrote:

These are really some great off-the-cuff remarks.
But then, I'm biased.

[Jenni]

plum...@feist.com wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> > Bobbob wrote:
> > > Jenni wrote:
> > > >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > >> Bobbob wrote:
> > > >> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > >> > >Bobbob wrote:
> > > >> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > >> > >>
> > > >> > >> >> >
> > > >> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> > > >> > >> >
> > > >> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> > > >> > >> >is going down.
> > > >> > >> >
> > > >> > >> >

> > > >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > > >> > >> ---------
> > >
> > > >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > > >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > > >>
> > > >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > > >
> > > > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > > > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > > >this one?
> > >
> > > Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> >
> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> > hemming and ha-ing around?
>

> Anyone else think Jenni's a pain in the Necchi??
> >

I'm sure there's a way to selvage that remark. Otherwise, be informed I know how to
deliver a hook and eye am sure you don't need a Pfaff lip...

[Jenni]

Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> Bobbob wrote:

> > Jenni wrote:
> >
> > >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > >> >> > >> ---------
> > >>
> > >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > >> >
> > >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > >> >this one?
> > >>
> > >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> > >
> > > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> > >hemming and ha-ing around?
> >

> > Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> > By the way, tissue Jenni really?
>
> These are really some great off-the-cuff remarks.
> But then, I'm biased.

The manner in which we zigzag threads around here helps to reduce tension...wouldn't
you agree?

[Jenni]

Pierre Abbat wrote:

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to huevos off this topic!!

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E30A48...@saclink.csus.edu>,

Jenni <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
> Bobbob wrote:
>
> > Jenni wrote:
> > >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> Bobbob wrote:
> > >> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> > >Bobbob wrote:

> > >> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > >> > >>
> > >> > >> >> >
> > >> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> > >> > >> >
> > >> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> > >> > >> >is going down.
> > >> > >> >
> > >> > >> >

> > >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > >> > >> ---------
> >
> > >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > >> >
> > >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > >>
> > >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > >
> > > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > >this one?
> >
> > Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>
> Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> hemming and ha-ing around?

Anyone else think Jenni's a pain in the Necchi??
>
>

-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----

[Brian O]

On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 18:17:25 GMT, plum...@feist.com wrote:

>In article <35DE596E...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au>,
> Wintermute <e13...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au> wrote:
>> Everybody wrote

>>
>> > > >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
>> > > >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
>>
>> > > >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
>>
>> > > >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
>>

>> > > >> Are you chicken?
>>
>> > > >Hen a word... yes!
>>
>> > > Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
>> > > didn't have to pullet out of her.
>>
>> > That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask me... we all gotta
>> > lotta pluck.
>>
>> Another poultry effort, but I don't mind being cooped up in here.
>>
>
>Monica gives egghead.
>>
>>>>"You give me hard eggs in the morning, cheese!, omelette you go..."
>--
>Steve Plummer

[Don Kirkman]

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote in article
<35E24D18...@saclink.csus.edu>:

>Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> Bobbob wrote:
>> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>> > >Bobbob wrote:

>> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:

>> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?

>> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
>> > >> >is going down.

>> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?

>> > >> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)

>> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,

>> > >we'll never run out of thread.

>> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?

>> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.

> I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>this one?

Is disaster looming? Is the thread reely about to shuttle off? That
would sley me. Sorry, in my frame of mind warp maybe my woof's worsted
my bite.
--
Don

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E37043...@saclink.csus.edu>,

Jenni <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
> plum...@feist.com wrote:
>
> > Jenni wrote:
> > > Bobbob wrote:

> > > > Jenni wrote:
> > > > >Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > >> Bobbob wrote:
> > > > >> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > >> > >Bobbob wrote:
> > > > >> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > >> > >>
> > > > >> > >> >> >
> > > > >> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
> > > > >> > >> >
> > > > >> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> > > > >> > >> >is going down.
> > > > >> > >> >
> > > > >> > >> >
> > > > >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?

> > > > >> > >> ---------

> > > >
> > > > >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > > > >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > > > >
> > > > > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > > > > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > > > >this one?
> > > >

> > > > Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> > >
> > > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> > > hemming and ha-ing around?
> >
> > Anyone else think Jenni's a pain in the Necchi??
> > >
>

> I'm sure there's a way to selvage that remark. Otherwise, be informed I know how to
> deliver a hook and eye am sure you don't need a Pfaff lip...

OK, OK...I'll Singer praises from now on <g>

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35e38e59...@mail.go.ca>,

otto...@go.ca (Brian O) wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 18:17:25 GMT, plum...@feist.com wrote:
>
> >In article <35DE596E...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au>,
> > Wintermute <e13...@GARBAGEems.rmit.edu.au> wrote:
> >> Everybody wrote
> >>
> >> > > >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you have egg on your face.
> >> > > >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> >>
> >> > > >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> >>
> >> > > >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not saying a peep... 8-)
> >>
> >> > > >> Are you chicken?
> >>
> >> > > >Hen a word... yes!
> >>
> >> > > Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
> >> > > didn't have to pullet out of her.
> >>
> >> > That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask me... we all gotta
> >> > lotta pluck.
> >>
> >> Another poultry effort, but I don't mind being cooped up in here.
> >>
> >
> >Monica gives egghead.
> >>
> >>>>"You give me hard eggs in the morning, cheese!, omelette you go..

Lettuce please ovoid an argument and hard ache. Sometimes you are
just too hard boiled in the morning. I with you'd let me coddle you
instead.

[Jenni]

Bobbob wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
>
> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> >> >> > >> ---------
> >>
> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> >> >>
> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> >> >
> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> >> >this one?
> >>
> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> >
> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> >hemming and ha-ing around?
>

> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> By the way, tissue Jenni really?

Is this a binding question?

[Luis]

Jenni wrote:

> Don Kirkman wrote:
>
> > It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote:

> > >Megan Waves wrote:
> > >> Jenni wrote:
> > >> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> > >> >> Randall Woodman wrote:
> >
> > >> >> > Where did you guys hatch these jokes from? Looks like you
> have egg on your face.
> > >> >> > Ahh, just cluck it.
> >
> > >> >> I have an albumin my drawer full of egg jokes.
> >
> > >> > Interesting what men will keep in their drawers. But I'm not
> saying a peep... 8-)
> >
> > >> Are you chicken?
> >
> > >Hen a word... yes!
> >
> > Ovary good answer (well, not really anything to crow about), and we
> > didn't have to pullet out of her.
> >
>
> That's the ingredient which makes this group so much fun, if you ask
> me... we all gotta
> lotta pluck.

I know what you mean. I've been here for only a couple of weeks but I
sense this is the way things have always been: pluck-n-play.

[Jenni]

The Rev wrote:

> yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
>
> The Rev
>

Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...

[The Rev]

The Rev

Http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/8297/index2.html

[plum...@feist.com]

In article <35E6444B...@saclink.csus.edu>,
Jenni <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
> The Rev wrote:

>
> > Jenni wrote:
> > >Bobbob wrote:
> > >> Jenni wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > >> >> >> > >> ---------
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > >> >> >this one?
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> > >> >
> > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
> > >>
> > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
> > >
> > > Is this a binding question?
> > >
> > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
> >
> > The Rev
> >
>

> Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...

I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
a pattern.
>
>

--
Steve Plummer

[Robert E. Lewis]

plum...@feist.com wrote:

Is tatter fact?

[Bobbob]

>> > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
>> > >> >> >> > >> ---------
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>> > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>> > >> >> >> >
>> > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>> > >> >> >>
>> > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>> > >> >> >
>> > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
>> > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>> > >> >> >this one?
>> > >> >>
>> > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
>> > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
>> > >>
>> > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
>> > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
>> > >
>> > > Is this a binding question?
>> > >
>> > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
>> >

>> Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...
>
>I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
>a pattern.
>>

There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
this thread .

[Bobbob]

Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.

[Bobbob]

Actually, I've been wondering whether my material is really suited to
this NG

[Bobbob]

Perhaps I ought to give you the slip instead of just skirting around?
I'm not really a- costumed to this. So shall I just jacket in?

[Jenni]

Luis wrote:

I think there was an old Doris Day (?) movie: " With Sex You Get Egg Roll"
... or maybe that was, "With Six... " ? Well, omletting that one go for
now.

[ra...@connectsystems.com]

In article <35e6316a...@news.flash.net>,

RevDr...@hotmail.com (The Rev) wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 22:18:19 -0700, Jenni
> <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
>
> >Bobbob wrote:
> >

> >> Jenni wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are
you?
> >> >> >> > >> ---------
> >> >>
> >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to
RAYon
> >> >> >this one?
> >> >>
> >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> >> >
> >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without
any
> >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
> >>
> >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
> >
> > Is this a binding question?
> >

> yes, but a rather thimble one, actually.

You're trying hard to amuse us, needlessly.

[Jenni]

plum...@feist.com wrote:

> Jenni wrote:
> > The Rev wrote:

> > > Jenni wrote:
> > > >Bobbob wrote:
> > > >> Jenni wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> > > >> >> >> > >> ---------
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> > > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> > > >> >> >> >
> > > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> > > >> >> >>
> > > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> > > >> >> >this one?
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> > > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
> > > >>
> > > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> > > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
> > > >
> > > > Is this a binding question?
> > > >
> > > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
> > >

> > > The Rev

> > >
> >
> > Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...
>
> I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
> a pattern.
> >

Sew...it's quite, challis say 'in Vogue' to have people McCall each other by nicknames.

[Jenni]

Bobbob wrote:

> >>> > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
> >>> > >> >> >> > >> ---------
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >>> > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
> >>> > >> >> >> >
> >>> > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
> >>> > >> >> >>
> >>> > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
> >>> > >> >> >
> >>> > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> >>> > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> >>> > >> >> >this one?
> >>> > >> >>
> >>> > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
> >>> > >> >
> >>> > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
> >>> > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
> >>> > >>
> >>> > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
> >>> > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Is this a binding question?
> >>> > >
> >>> > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
> >>> >

> >>> Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...
> >>
> >>I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
> >>a pattern.
> >>>

> >There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
> >or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
> >this thread .
> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.

Any batik-ular tart we should know about? Any chintz she feels the same way?

[Ardens2989]

In article <35ebb9f2....@news.imaginet.fr>, Bobbob.m...@wanadoo.fr
(Bobbob) writes:

Sew what? We've just been basting our time anyway...
Arden - not Eve, the other one, no, not Elizabeth either

[Ardens2989]

In article <35eec147....@news.imaginet.fr>, Bobbob.m...@wanadoo.fr
(Bobbob) writes:

>On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 14:21:25 GMT, Bobbob.m...@wanadoo.fr
>(Bobbob) wrote:
>

>>Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.

>Actually, I've been wondering whether my material is really suited to
>this NG
>

Wide whale about it now?

[ChrisH]

Oh don't get all Moo Shu on us now.

[Megan Waves]

On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 14:13:17 GMT, Bobbob.m...@wanadoo.fr
(Bobbob) wrote:

>>> > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
>>> > >> >> >> > >> ---------
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>>> > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>>> > >> >> >> >
>>> > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>>> > >> >> >>
>>> > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>>> > >> >> >
>>> > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
>>> > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>>> > >> >> >this one?
>>> > >> >>
>>> > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
>>> > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
>>> > >>
>>> > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
>>> > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
>>> > >
>>> > > Is this a binding question?
>>> > >
>>> > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
>>> >
>>> Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...
>>
>>I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
>>a pattern.
>>>
>There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
>or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
>this thread .

We could try putting a different spin on it.

[Megan Waves]

On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 20:36:57 GMT, ra...@connectsystems.com wrote:

>In article <35e6316a...@news.flash.net>,
> RevDr...@hotmail.com (The Rev) wrote:
>> On Wed, 26 Aug 1998 22:18:19 -0700, Jenni
>> <sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:
>>
>> >Bobbob wrote:
>> >

>> >> Jenni wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are
>you?
>> >> >> >> > >> ---------
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>> >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
>> >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to
>RAYon
>> >> >> >this one?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>> >> >
>> >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without
>any
>> >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
>> >>
>> >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
>> >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
>> >
>> > Is this a binding question?
>> >

>> yes, but a rather thimble one, actually.
>
> You're trying hard to amuse us, needlessly.
>

Eye'll be the judge of that...

[Robert E. Lewis]

Bobbob wrote:<snip>

> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.

If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
A guy could get kilt!

And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.

[Jenni]

Don Kirkman wrote:

> It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote:

> >Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> >> Bobbob wrote:
> >> > Robert E. Lewis wrote:

> >> > >Bobbob wrote:
>
> >> > >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
>

> >> > >> >> Will this thread go any feather, perch chance?
>
> >> > >> >I suspect this thread, like the Monica thread before it,
> >> > >> >is going down.
>

> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?
>

> >> > >> Leave off one of the bobs to reply (spamtrap)
>

> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>
> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>
> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>
> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
> >this one?
>

> Is disaster looming? Is the thread reely about to shuttle off? That
> would sley me. Sorry, in my frame of mind warp maybe my woof's worsted
> my bite.

I was going to say it would be no skein off my nose if we clothes this one down.
But then, I got to thinking...what would be weft? I dobby weave I've become
accostumed to this thread!

[Don Kirkman]

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Robert E. Lewis wrote in article
<35E893CE...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>:

>Bobbob wrote:<snip>

Too late. He already plaid kilty.
--
Don

[Robert E. Lewis]

Don Kirkman wrote:

Uh oh. He won't be able to pay the fine,
unless he's rich as Creases.

Maybe he got a pleat-bargain.

[ChrisH]

I heard he got off scot-free.

[Bobbob]

On Fri, 28 Aug 1998 13:47:49 -0700, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>Bobbob wrote:
>
>> >>> > >> >> >> > >> Sew, you're not begining to get the needle about this thread are you?

>> >>> > >> >> >> > >> ---------

>> >>> > >> >>
>> >>> > >> >> >> > > As long as there's more than one Bobin this group,
>> >>> > >> >> >> > >we'll never run out of thread.
>> >>> > >> >> >> >
>> >>> > >> >> >> > Sorry, I didn't quite cotton on. Were you spinning a yarn?
>> >>> > >> >> >>
>> >>> > >> >> >> Naw.... I leave the spinning to Jenni.
>> >>> > >> >> >
>> >>> > >> >> > I had to resort to the dictionary to illoominate me on *that* one!
>> >>> > >> >> > Anyway... I beweave we need new material. How about if I defer to RAYon
>> >>> > >> >> >this one?
>> >>> > >> >>

>> >>> > >> >> Ok . There's no need to rope me in, I'm going to string along
>> >>> > >> >
>> >>> > >> > Sew you're volunteering that you'll just put it right out there without any
>> >>> > >> >hemming and ha-ing around?
>> >>> > >>
>> >>> > >> Thats how it would seam to be I guess. Funny the way things turn up.
>> >>> > >> By the way, tissue Jenni really?
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > > Is this a binding question?
>> >>> > >

>> >>> > yes, but a rather thimble one, actually
>> >>> >
>> >>> Not when there's a lot of rickrack lurking on our fringes...
>> >>
>> >>I'd taffeta stay that's dacron nick problem in these here parts, almost
>> >>a pattern.
>> >>>
>> >There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
>> >or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
>> >this thread .

>> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
>

> Any batik-ular tart we should know about? Any chintz she feels the same way?

She was very neat, so I tie-dyed up afterwards.

[Bobbob]

On Sat, 29 Aug 1998 18:50:38 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
<rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:

>Bobbob wrote:<snip>

>
>> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
>
>

>If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
>A guy could get kilt!
>
>And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.
>

You should have seen her mother - an old haggis what I call her.

[Megan Waves]

On Sun, 30 Aug 1998 18:45:44 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
<rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:

>Don Kirkman wrote:
>
>> It seems to me I heard somewhere that Robert E. Lewis wrote in article
>> <35E893CE...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>:
>>

>> >Bobbob wrote:<snip>
>>
>> >> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
>>
>> >If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
>> >A guy could get kilt!
>>
>> >And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.
>>

>> Too late. He already plaid kilty.
>
>Uh oh. He won't be able to pay the fine,
>unless he's rich as Creases.
>
>Maybe he got a pleat-bargain.
>

Not likely. He was a desporraned criminal.

[Robert E. Lewis]

Bobbob wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Aug 1998 18:50:38 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
> <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>
> >Bobbob wrote:<snip>
> >
> >> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
> >
> >
> >If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
> >A guy could get kilt!
> >
> >And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.
> >

> You should have seen her mother - an old haggis what I call her.

And talkative, too. Why, he couldn't make the old bagpipe down!

[Robert E. Lewis]

Megan Waves wrote:

> On Sun, 30 Aug 1998 18:45:44 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
> <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>
> >Don Kirkman wrote:
> >
> >> It seems to me I heard somewhere that Robert E. Lewis wrote in article
> >> <35E893CE...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>:
> >>

> >> >Bobbob wrote:<snip>
> >>
> >> >> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
> >>
> >> >If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
> >> >A guy could get kilt!
> >>
> >> >And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.
> >>

> >> Too late. He already plaid kilty.
> >
> >Uh oh. He won't be able to pay the fine,
> >unless he's rich as Creases.
> >
> >Maybe he got a pleat-bargain.
> >
> Not likely. He was a desporraned criminal.

Oh come on -- it was his Firth offense! It's
not like he Glyde under oath!

He doesn't deserve to be loched away forever.

[Megan Waves]

On Mon, 31 Aug 1998 21:14:25 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
<rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:

The moor time he gets, the moor likely he will be to Mac a better
choice Ness time (so the theory goes).

[Jenni]

Megan Waves wrote:

> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >Megan Waves wrote:

> >> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> >Don Kirkman wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> It seems to me I heard somewhere that Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >> >> >Bobbob wrote:<snip>
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Yesterday I felt a tartan I regret it today.
> >> >>
> >> >> >If the tart had a boyfriend, you'd better be careful.
> >> >> >A guy could get kilt!
> >> >>
> >> >> >And the jury would probably let him off Scot-free.
> >> >>
> >> >> Too late. He already plaid kilty.
> >> >
> >> >Uh oh. He won't be able to pay the fine,
> >> >unless he's rich as Creases.
> >> >
> >> >Maybe he got a pleat-bargain.
> >> >
> >> Not likely. He was a desporraned criminal.
> >
> >
> >Oh come on -- it was his Firth offense! It's
> >not like he Glyde under oath!
> >
> >He doesn't deserve to be loched away forever.
> >
> The moor time he gets, the moor likely he will be to Mac a better
> choice Ness time (so the theory goes).

Was that really Nessie-sary?

[Jenni]

Pierre Abbat wrote:

> <snip>

> > > >There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
> > > >or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
> > > >this thread .
> > >

> > > We could try putting a different spin on it.
> >

> > Sure! We don't want this to be the flannel straw!
>
> I felt like saying something, sew I did.
>

Tat is precisely what this group is baste on.

[Don Kirkman]

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Jenni wrote in article
<35EC91A8...@saclink.csus.edu>:

>Megan Waves wrote:

> Was that really Nessie-sary?

But why are you remonsterating so braezenly?
--
Don

[Pierre Abbat]

<snip>
> > >There's no use pulling the wool over our eyes, I'm a braid that sooner
> > >or later we're going to have to a-dress ourselves to clothing down
> > >this thread .
> >
> > We could try putting a different spin on it.
>
> Sure! We don't want this to be the flannel straw!

I felt like saying something, sew I did.

phma

[Megan Waves]

On Wed, 02 Sep 1998 22:10:51 -0700, Jenni
<sac2948...@saclink.csus.edu> wrote:

>Tat is precisely what this group is baste on.

Like an endless party with people bobbin in and out.

[Bobbob]

On Fri, 04 Sep 1998 03:15:16 GMT, r...@netbistro.com (Megan Waves)
wrote:

No, I'm here to stay!