goat/rabbit
Melanie Aultman
What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
(Your hare is in my butter.)
pml
Melanie Aultman wrote:
>
> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
>
> (Your hare is in my butter.)
That one really got my goat.
Naeem Sheikh
pml () wrote:
A goat swallow a rabbit??? You goat to be kid-ding!!!
--
J. Hedker
> Melanie Aultman wrote:
> >
> > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> >
> > (Your hare is in my butter.)
>
> That one really got my goat.
Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
Joe.
pml
Naeem Sheikh wrote:
>
> pml () wrote:
> : Melanie Aultman wrote:
> : >
> : > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> : >
> : > (Your hare is in my butter.)
>
> : That one really got my goat.
>
Butt I'm not.
pml
J. Hedker wrote:
>
> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
>
> > Melanie Aultman wrote:
> > >
> > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> > >
> > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
> >
> > That one really got my goat.
>
But those are the kind of jokes nannies like to tell their kids.
Jeal
:)Melanie Aultman wrote:
:)>
:)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
:)>
:)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
:)
:)That one really got my goat.
I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
Dave G Nelson
pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> wrote:
>J. Hedker wrote:
>>
>> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
>>
>> > Melanie Aultman wrote:
>> > >
>> > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
>> > >
>> > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
>> >
>> > That one really got my goat.
>>
>> Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
>
>But those are the kind of jokes nannies like to tell their kids.
This thread is rabbitly becoming less and less bunny.
Guy R. Briggs
Q. How do you catch a "unique" bunny?
A. Unique up on it.
Q. How to you catch a "tame" bunny
A. Tame way!
Best Regards,
Guy R. "BrickWall" Briggs ----------- net...@mindspring.com
"All God's critters got a place in the choir,
Some sing low, some sing higher.
Some sing out loud on the telephone wire!
And some just clap their hands, or paws,
Or anything they got."
pml
Guy R. Briggs wrote:
>
> nyt...@ix.netcom.com (Dave G Nelson) wrote:
> |pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> wrote:
> |>J. Hedker wrote:
> |>> plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> |>>> Melanie Aultman wrote:
> |
> |>>>> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> |>>>>
> |>>>> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> |>>>
> |>>> That one really got my goat.
> |>>
> |>> Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
> |>
> |> But those are the kind of jokes nannies like to tell their kids.
> |
> | This thread is rabbitly becoming less and less bunny.
>
> Q. How do you catch a "unique" bunny?
> A. Unique up on it.
>
> Q. How to you catch a "tame" bunny
> A. Tame way!
What do you get when you cross a hare and a dog?
Either the hare of the dog that bit you, or else a rabbit dog.
charlie
In article <331124cb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, nyt...@ix.netcom.com
(Dave G Nelson) wrote:
> pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> wrote:
>
> >J. Hedker wrote:
> >>
> >> plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> >>
> >> > Melanie Aultman wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> >> > >
> >> > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
> >> >
> >> > That one really got my goat.
> >>
> >> Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
> >
> >But those are the kind of jokes nannies like to tell their kids.
>
> This thread is rabbitly becoming less and less bunny.
Ewe have a good point! I've got a hutch that if we recede with
less-humorous goat lines, then we should have receding hare lines, too.
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pml
> :)>
> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> :)>
> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> :)
> :)That one really got my goat.
>
> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
You're not kidding!
James D. Davis
J. Hedker (l...@world.std.com) wrote:
: In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
:
: > >
: > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
: > >
: > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
: >
: > That one really got my goat.
:
: Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
Be nice, now. To forgive is ovine.
James D. Davis
Guy R. Briggs (net...@mindspring.com) wrote:
: Q. How do you catch a "unique" bunny?
: A. Unique up on it.
:
: Q. How to you catch a "tame" bunny
: A. Tame way!
Q. How do you catch an untamed bunny?
A. It takes a wild.
Q. What does a temperamental bunny have?
A. A hare-trigger temper.
Q. What rabbit makes you faint?
A. The Ether Bunny.
Q. What do bunnies have on their TVs?
A. Human ears.
Q. What's a bunny's favorite music?
A. Hip-hop.
Q. What's a bunny's favorite math?
A. Multiplication, of course.
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No relation to anyone who draws cartoon cats.
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fred drake
On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
wrote:
>Jeal wrote:
>>
>> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
>>
>> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
>> :)>
>> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
>> :)>
>> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
>> :)
>> :)That one really got my goat.
>>
>> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
>
>You're not kidding!
These replys are really baaaaad
Hauke Reddmann
I wanted to post a bunny joke too,
but my server had some bugs.
--
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James D. Davis
fred drake (dr...@inlink.com) wrote:
: On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
C'mon, don't be a bleating heart.
Q. What do you tell a Spanish sheep on his birthday?
A. "Fleece cumpleanos."
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James D. Davis (ji...@gate.net)
Good questions lead to answers. Good answers lead to questions.
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Melanie Aultman
On 25 Feb 1997, James D. Davis wrote:
> fred drake (dr...@inlink.com) wrote:
> : On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
> : wrote:
> :
> : >Jeal wrote:
> : >>
> : >> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> : >>
> : >> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
> : >> :)>
> : >> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> : >> :)>
> : >> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> : >> :)
> : >> :)That one really got my goat.
> : >>
> : >> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
> : >
> : >You're not kidding!
> : These replys are really baaaaad
>
> C'mon, don't be a bleating heart.
>
> Q. What do you tell a Spanish sheep on his birthday?
> A. "Fleece cumpleanos."
>
So for a dog it would be FLEAS cumpleanos?
>
>
>
>
>
>
Craig Hyatt
James D. Davis wrote:
>
> J. Hedker (l...@world.std.com) wrote:
> : In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> :
> : > >
> : > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> : > >
> : > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
> : >
> : > That one really got my goat.
> :
> : Those were both BAAAd, no kidding he said sheepishly.
>
> Be nice, now. To forgive is ovine.
--
-Craig "Remove the 'ec' to Reply" Hyatt
David Kamholz
> fred drake (dr...@inlink.com) wrote:
> : On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
> : wrote:
> :
> : >Jeal wrote:
> : >>
> : >> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com
wrote:
> : >>
> : >> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
> : >> :)>
> : >> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> : >> :)>
> : >> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> : >> :)
> : >> :)That one really got my goat.
> : >>
> : >> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
> : >
> : >You're not kidding!
> : These replys are really baaaaad
>
> C'mon, don't be a bleating heart.
>
> Q. What do you tell a Spanish sheep on his birthday?
> A. "Fleece cumpleanos."
Not to nit but it's supposed to be "cumpleanos feliz" so it'd be
"cumpleanos fleece." Then again, maybe it can be either.
-Mary had a little lambda-
David Kamholz <dav...@pobox.com> IRC: DaveK
Home page: <http://pobox.com/~davekam>
"If a million people believe a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing." -Anatole France
not to BerniE
nsh...@cs.rochester.edu wrote...
:pml () wrote:
:: Melanie Aultman wrote:
:: >
:: >
:: > (Your hare is in my butter.)
:
:: That one really got my goat.
:
:A goat swallow a rabbit??? You goat to be kid-ding!!!
What hoppened to the angoraey rabbitt? Hare today and goat tomorrow.
DDT
D. R. Birch
>But those are the kind of jokes nannies like to tell their kids.
She saif very sheepishly!
teribl
In article <5f01af$bct$1...@kurica.wt.com.au>, Send_all_junk_E-...@E-Mail.hell.com.oo (not to BerniE) says:
>
>nsh...@cs.rochester.edu wrote...
>:pml () wrote:
>:: Melanie Aultman wrote:
>:: >
>:
>:
>:A goat swallow a rabbit??? You goat to be kid-ding!!!
>
>What hoppened to the angoraey rabbitt? Hare today and goat tomorrow.
>
>
>
>
pml
fred drake wrote:
>
> On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Jeal wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> >>
> >> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
> >> :)>
> >> :)>
> >> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> >> :)
> >> :)That one really got my goat.
> >>
> >> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
> >
> >You're not kidding!
> These replys are really baaaaad
That was a sheep shot.
ph...@trellis.net
not to BerniE wrote:
>
> nsh...@cs.rochester.edu wrote...
> :pml () wrote:
> :: Melanie Aultman wrote:
> :: >
> :: >
> :: > (Your hare is in my butter.)
> :
> :: That one really got my goat.
> :
> :A goat swallow a rabbit??? You goat to be kid-ding!!!
>
> What hoppened to the angoraey rabbitt? Hare today and goat tomorrow.
Does one have mohair than the other?
phma
Lyon Raven's Isle
>
> -Mary had a little lambda-
>
So i gues Mary eats Gyros now?
pml
James D. Davis wrote:
>
> J. Hedker (l...@world.std.com) wrote:
> : In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> :
> : > Melanie Aultman wrote:
> : > >
> : > > What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> : > >
> : > > (Your hare is in my butter.)
> : >
> : > That one really got my goat.
> :
>
> Be nice, now. To forgive is ovine.
Mary had a little sheep,
And with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram -
Mary had a little lamb!
Robert Lewis
pml wrote:
>
> Mary had a little sheep,
> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> Mary had a little lamb!
Mary had a swarm of bees,
And they, to save their lives,
Went everywhere that mary went,
'Cause Mary had the hives.
Stuart A. Bronstein
Mary had a little lamb,
Mary had a bear.
I've never seen her little lamb
But I've often seen her bare.
Stu
Insert nail here -[ ]- if you want a new monitor
This site supported by earthquake reinforcement construction
Melanie Aultman
On Fri, 28 Feb 1997, pml wrote:
>
> fred drake wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Jeal wrote:
> > >>
> > >> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
> > >> :)>
> > >> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> > >> :)>
> > >> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> > >> :)
> > >> :)That one really got my goat.
> > >>
> > >> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
> > >
> > >You're not kidding!
> > These replys are really baaaaad
>
> That was a sheep shot.
>
> Maybe they're just out for a sheep thrill.
Melanie Aultman
On Mon, 24 Feb 1997, charlie wrote:
>
> In article <331124cb...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, nyt...@ix.netcom.com
> (Dave G Nelson) wrote:
>
> > pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> wrote:
> >
> > >J. Hedker wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >
> >
>
> Ewe have a good point! I've got a hutch that if we recede with
> less-humorous goat lines, then we should have receding hare lines, too.
>
Jeffery D. Snarr
Why don't we see how long we can milk this one?
--
Jeffery D. Snarr
670 No. 300 E. #C6
Provo, UT 84606
phone: (801)371-6176
email: jds...@itsnet.com
Duke Hayes
pml wrote:
>
> fred drake wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 19:22:32 -0800, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Jeal wrote:
> > >>
> > >> In article <331078...@nh.ultranet.com>, plav...@nh.ultranet.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >> :)Melanie Aultman wrote:
> > >> :)>
> > >> :)> What would you say if your goat swallowed my rabbit?
> > >> :)>
> > >> :)> (Your hare is in my butter.)
> > >> :)
> > >> :)That one really got my goat.
> > >>
> > >> I guess you need to be handled with kid gloves
> > >
> > >You're not kidding!
> > These replys are really baaaaad
>
> That was a sheep shot.
If you had to seperate them would you have a bunny-nana split?
pml
You might have to separate them with a billy club.
David Morrill
Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
>
> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> >pml wrote:
> >>
> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> >> Mary had a little lamb!
> >
> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> >And they, to save their lives,
> >Went everywhere that mary went,
> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>
> Mary had a little lamb,
> Mary had a bear.
> I've never seen her little lamb
> But I've often seen her bare.
>
Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it - it's gone!
Now everywhere that Mary goes,
Time marches on!
David Simpson
>Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
>>
>> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>> >pml wrote:
>> >>
Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some more.
The teacher said, "You've had enough, you'd better hold your jaw."
So after fifty helpings she sank upon the floor,
Shouting out the Battle Cry of Freedom.
Chorus:
Hurrah for Mary, Hurrah for the lamb,
Hurrah for the teacher who didn't care a little bit;
For everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go
Shouting out the battle cry of freedom.
An old song found in various sources. If any one wants more verses, I
have another six they can email me. You can also make up your own as
you go.
Robert Lewis
David Morrill wrote:
>
> Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
> >
> > Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> > >pml wrote:
> > >>
> > >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> > >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> > >> Mary had a little lamb!
> > >
> > >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> > >And they, to save their lives,
> > >Went everywhere that mary went,
> > >'Cause Mary had the hives.
> >
> > I've never seen her little lamb
> > But I've often seen her bare.
> >
>
> Mary had a little watch,
> She swallowed it - it's gone!
> Now everywhere that Mary goes,
> Time marches on!
Swallowing a watch can make you sick,
As in this little rhyme.
Mary developed a nervous tic,
Waiting to pass the time!
David Kamholz
In article <331fe011...@news.picknowl.com.au>, D...@picknowl.com.au
(David Simpson) wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Mar 1997 08:47:07 -0500, David Morrill
> <dmor...@logical.net> wrote:
>
> >Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
> >>
> >> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> >> >pml wrote:
> >> >>
> Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some more.
> The teacher said, "You've had enough, you'd better hold your jaw."
> So after fifty helpings she sank upon the floor,
> Shouting out the Battle Cry of Freedom.
>
> Chorus:
> Hurrah for Mary, Hurrah for the lamb,
> Hurrah for the teacher who didn't care a little bit;
> For everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go
> Shouting out the battle cry of freedom.
Before there were supermarkets, people had to live on the land. Now,
instead, there are criminals who live on the lamb.
-Dave
dave pierson
In article <331ECA...@logical.net>, David Morrill <dmor...@logical.net>
writes...
>Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
>> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
>> >pml wrote:
>> >> Mary had a little sheep,
>> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
>> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
>> >> Mary had a little lamb!
>> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
>> >And they, to save their lives,
>> >Went everywhere that mary went,
>> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>> Mary had a little lamb,
>> Mary had a bear.
>> I've never seen her little lamb
>> But I've often seen her bare.
>Mary had a little watch,
>She swallowed it - it's gone!
>Now everywhere that Mary goes,
>Time marches on!
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were surprised
thanks
dave pierson |the facts, as accurately as i can manage,
Digital Equipment Corporation |the opinions, my own.
334 South St |this space left blank
Shrewsbury, Mass 01545 |pie...@cimcad.enet.dec.com
"He has read everything, and, to his credit, written nothing." A J Raffles
aliança uap
dave pierson <pie...@ggone.enet.dec.com> wrote in article
<5fngtn$h9s$1...@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>...
> In article <331ECA...@logical.net>, David Morrill
<dmor...@logical.net>
> writes...
>
> >Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
>
> >> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> >> >pml wrote:
>
> >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
>
> >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> >> >And they, to save their lives,
> >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
> >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>
> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> >> Mary had a bear.
> >> I've never seen her little lamb
> >> But I've often seen her bare.
>
> >Mary had a little watch,
> >She swallowed it - it's gone!
> >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
> >Time marches on!
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> The doctors were surprised
>
the doctors nearly died.
Jeal
:)>
:)> >Mary had a little watch,
:)> >She swallowed it - it's gone!
:)> >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
:)> >Time marches on!
Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
Now she's taking castor oil
To pass the time away
Kim
aliança uap wrote:
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > The doctors were surprised
> >
> When Old McDonald had a farm
> the doctors nearly died.
>
Hickory dickory dock...
two mice ran up the clock...
the clock struck one...
but the other got away with minor injuries.
Charles Boyle
On 6 Mar 1997, dave pierson wrote:
> In article <331ECA...@logical.net>, David Morrill <dmor...@logical.net>
> writes...
>
> >Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
>
> >> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> >> >pml wrote:
>
> >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
>
> >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> >> >And they, to save their lives,
> >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
> >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>
> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> >> Mary had a bear.
> >> I've never seen her little lamb
> >> But I've often seen her bare.
>
> >Mary had a little watch,
> >She swallowed it - it's gone!
> >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
> >Time marches on!
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> The doctors were surprised
>
> thanks
> dave pierson |the facts, as accurately as i can manage,
> Digital Equipment Corporation |the opinions, my own.
> 334 South St |this space left blank
> Shrewsbury, Mass 01545 |pie...@cimcad.enet.dec.com
> "He has read everything, and, to his credit, written nothing." A J Raffles
>
>
Mary had a metal cow,
She milked it with a spanner.
Milk came out in shilling cans,
And little ones a tanner*.
(Gee its great being 12 again)
*Tanner = sixpence in Imperial British coin of the realm.
bb0...@binghamton.edu
Once upon a midnight dreary someone wrote:
> >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
>
> >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> >> >And they, to save their lives,
> >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
> >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>
> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> >> Mary had a bear.
> >> I've never seen her little lamb
> >> But I've often seen her bare.
>
> >Mary had a little watch,
> >She swallowed it - it's gone!
> >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
> >Time marches on!
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> The doctors were surprised
>
Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little ham,
Apple pie, Chocolate cake,
Now she's got a tummy ache.
Phil -n- Ian
Give me the sight to see what is wrong, the wisdom to know what I can
change, and great big bags of money.
John Eddy
bb0...@binghamton.edu wrote:
>
> Once upon a midnight dreary someone wrote:
> > >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> > >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> > >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> > >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
[snip]
> >
> Mary had a little lamb,
> A little pork, a little ham,
> Apple pie, Chocolate cake,
> Now she's got a tummy ache.
Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam
An ice cream soda topped with fizz
And God how sick our Mary is.
John Eddy, AG Communication Systems
tel. 602-582-7301
fax. 602 581-4884
email: ed...@agcs.com
Gregory Kwok
On Fri, 14 Mar 1997 23:25:56 -0500, <bb0...@binghamton.edu> wrote:
>
>Once upon a midnight dreary someone wrote:
>> >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
>> >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
>> >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
>> >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
>>
>> >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
>> >> >And they, to save their lives,
>> >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
>> >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
>>
>> >> Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> Mary had a bear.
>> >> I've never seen her little lamb
>> >> But I've often seen her bare.
>>
>> >Mary had a little watch,
>> >She swallowed it - it's gone!
>> >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
>> >Time marches on!
>>
>> Mary had a little lamb
>> The doctors were surprised
>>
>Mary had a little lamb,
>A little pork, a little ham,
>Apple pie, Chocolate cake,
>Now she's got a tummy ache.
>
>Phil -n- Ian
>
Written during the Progressive Era, concerning the horrid conditions
of the factories at the time...
Mary had a little lamb,
And when she saw it sicken,
She shipped it off to Packingtown
And now it's labelled Chicken.
ewi...@zoomnet.net
Mary had a little lamb and surprised the Doctor!
How about old McDonald, he had a FARM!
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AD Mancini
> <Pine.SOL.L3.93.970314232110.4981A-100000@bingsun3>:
Distribution:
bb0...@binghamton.edu wrote:
: Once upon a midnight dreary someone wrote:
: > >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
: > >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
: > >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
: > >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
: >
: > >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
: > >> >And they, to save their lives,
: > >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
: > >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
: >
: > >> Mary had a little lamb,
: > >> Mary had a bear.
: > >> I've never seen her little lamb
: > >> But I've often seen her bare.
: >
: > >Mary had a little watch,
: > >She swallowed it - it's gone!
: > >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
: > >Time marches on!
: >
: > Mary had a little lamb
: > The doctors were surprised
: >
: Mary had a little lamb,
: A little pork, a little ham,
: Apple pie, Chocolate cake,
: Now she's got a tummy ache.
Mary had a little lamb,
she also had some pud,
they got mixed round inside her tum,
and she didn't feel too good.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead,
she takes it now to school each day,
between two hunks of bread.
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Dominic Mancini, D.Ma...@iee.org | Electrical and Electronic Engineering
+44 (0)117 944 6255 | University of Bristol, UK
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rowtblu
AD Mancini wrote:
> bb0...@binghamton.edu wrote:
<a bit of a snip>
> : > Mary had a little lamb
> : > The doctors were surprised
As I recall, the last two lines of the quatrain went:
You should have seen them all alarmed
When old McDonald had a farm
:-)
TBRACKEN
Mary is sexy.
Charles E Mashburn __
AD Mancini (am4...@harrier.fen.bris.ac.uk) wrote:
: > <Pine.SOL.L3.93.970314232110.4981A-100000@bingsun3>:
: Distribution:
: bb0...@binghamton.edu wrote:
: : Once upon a midnight dreary someone wrote:
: : > >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
: : > >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
: : > >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
: : > >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
: : >
: : > >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
: : > >> >And they, to save their lives,
: : > >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
: : > >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
: : >
: : > >> Mary had a little lamb,
: : > >> Mary had a bear.
: : > >> I've never seen her little lamb
: : > >> But I've often seen her bare.
: : >
: : > >Mary had a little watch,
: : > >She swallowed it - it's gone!
: : > >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
: : > >Time marches on!
: : >
: : > Mary had a little lamb
: : > The doctors were surprised
: : >
: : Mary had a little lamb,
: : A little pork, a little ham,
: : Apple pie, Chocolate cake,
: : Now she's got a tummy ache.
: Mary had a little lamb,
: she also had some pud,
: they got mixed round inside her tum,
: and she didn't feel too good.
: Mary had a little lamb,
: her father shot it dead,
: she takes it now to school each day,
: between two hunks of bread.
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Dominic Mancini, D.Ma...@iee.org | Electrical and Electronic Engineering
: +44 (0)117 944 6255 | University of Bristol, UK
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
and every where that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day
And a big ol yellar dog ate it.
laserdog
Mary had a little lamb
Everytime it turned around
It burned its little p___r!!!
Charles E Mashburn __ <cmas...@robins.af.mil> wrote in article
<5gk1cc$9...@wrdiss1.robins.af.mil>...
Craig Hyatt
ewi...@zoomnet.net wrote:
>
> Mary had a little lamb and surprised the Doctor!
>
> How about old McDonald, he had a FARM!
That's probably when he screamed EI-EI-OH!.
--
-Craig "Remove the 'ec' to Reply" Hyatt
Nat
Charles Boyle <art-...@jcu.edu.au> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.93.97030...@lionfish.jcu.edu.au>...
> On 6 Mar 1997, dave pierson wrote:
>
> > In article <331ECA...@logical.net>, David Morrill
<dmor...@logical.net>
> > writes...
> >
> > >Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:
> >
> > >> Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
> > >> >pml wrote:
> >
> > >> >> Mary had a little sheep,
> > >> >> And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> > >> >> The sheep turned out to be a ram -
> > >> >> Mary had a little lamb!
> >
> > >> >Mary had a swarm of bees,
> > >> >And they, to save their lives,
> > >> >Went everywhere that mary went,
> > >> >'Cause Mary had the hives.
> >
> > >> Mary had a little lamb,
> > >> Mary had a bear.
> > >> I've never seen her little lamb
> > >> But I've often seen her bare.
> >
> > >Mary had a little watch,
> > >She swallowed it - it's gone!
> > >Now everywhere that Mary goes,
> > >Time marches on!
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > The doctors were surprised
> >
> > thanks
> > dave pierson |the facts, as accurately as i can manage,
> > Digital Equipment Corporation |the opinions, my own.
> > 334 South St |this space left blank
> > Shrewsbury, Mass 01545 |pie...@cimcad.enet.dec.com
> > "He has read everything, and, to his credit, written nothing." A J
Raffles
> >
> >
> Mary had a metal cow,
> She milked it with a spanner.
> Milk came out in shilling cans,
> And little ones a tanner*.
>
> (Gee its great being 12 again)
> *Tanner = sixpence in Imperial British coin of the realm.
Mary had a little lamb,
She ate it with mint sauce,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb went too, of course.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a closet.
And every time she let it out,
It left a small deposit.
-Nat
Hauke Reddmann
AD Mancini (am4...@harrier.fen.bris.ac.uk) wrote:
:
: she also had some pud,
: they got mixed round inside her tum,
: and she didn't feel too good.
:
: Mary had a little lamb,
: her father shot it dead,
: she takes it now to school each day,
: between two hunks of bread.
:
Mary had a little lamb
(in school she does the A.P.)
she took it to the bio course
for experiments with scrapie
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Sydney Cathail
When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor almost died.
Lisa
Sydney Cathail <cahi...@iu.net> writes:
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
- L
David O'Heare
Mary had a little lamb
A little bread, a little jam
A little beef, a little mutton
Mary was a little glutton
--
David O'Heare ohe...@nortel.ca
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I speak for nobody but me.
Kim
that's sick! i loved it! :)
--Kim