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Re: Why did the midget get fired from his job at the restaurant?

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BeamMeUpScotty

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Mar 17, 2022, 8:59:55 AM3/17/22
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On 3/17/22 12:33 AM, Jesse Talawanda wrote:
> The authorities found out he was being paid under the table.
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Damn, thought I had that one...

I was gonna say...

...because he wasn't a very good *SHORT, ORDER COOK*




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Don Stockbauer

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Mar 17, 2022, 11:15:01 AM3/17/22
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You can't say midget anymore you have to say dwarf.
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> -That's Karma-

Mike

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Mar 17, 2022, 11:55:49 AM3/17/22
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On Mar 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88fc0916-8905-4c55...@googlegroups.com>):
I have little to say on the topic

Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 18, 2022, 6:14:43 PM3/18/22
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There are these people that want to be politically correct by saying little people but that's confusing little people could be children
everything sucks

Mike

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Mar 19, 2022, 3:14:33 AM3/19/22
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On Mar 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b0092b3e-26aa-4b3d...@googlegroups.com>):
Is that more of your juvenile humor???

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 19, 2022, 8:34:47 AM3/19/22
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There is this island where Jewish people go and the way they get around on it is by vans so they call it
the Jew van I'll

Mike

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Mar 19, 2022, 4:28:50 PM3/19/22
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On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79ba889f-718f-4b04...@googlegroups.com>):
I’d call van-ity

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 19, 2022, 10:05:50 PM3/19/22
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there was this fellow who was really into CB radios and he really likes CB radio antennas so he put a CB receiver and an aerial on his van and he got so fixated on liking that Ariel that he had an obsession about it couldn't stop thinking about it so he goes to a psychiatrist who tells him "you have a van aerial disease"

Mike

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Mar 20, 2022, 7:48:01 AM3/20/22
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On Mar 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> aerial disease”
That would be the STDandard response

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 20, 2022, 2:03:37 PM3/20/22
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I always give the standard response ; that's why I was kicked out of the school for extreme creativity.

Mike

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Mar 20, 2022, 4:22:45 PM3/20/22
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On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb6e5b81-c8c6-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
Forging your parents signature on excuse notes is not original.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 21, 2022, 12:57:14 AM3/21/22
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It is when your note is on a piece of 12" x 12" x 1" plate steel.

Mike

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Mar 21, 2022, 4:12:31 AM3/21/22
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On Mar 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea5551f3-75d7-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
One of your odder memo-tres???

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 21, 2022, 5:35:12 PM3/21/22
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I have memo pads from several seconds after the Big Bang, you talk about old.

Mike

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Mar 22, 2022, 5:11:03 AM3/22/22
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On Mar 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<af0aeda8-9b8b-41ba...@googlegroups.com>):
You missive the point

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 22, 2022, 5:44:54 AM3/22/22
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I really wanted for Joe Biden to get my letter to him so I wrote dear Mr. Biden this is a cruise missive it comes in too low for your censors to detect and lands smack dab on the middle of your desk

Mike

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Mar 22, 2022, 10:11:11 AM3/22/22
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On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f32ff931-9c18-4fdb...@googlegroups.com>):
Perhaps if you calmed it was religious in nature --- from a letter day
saint??
Mormon that later

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 22, 2022, 1:10:29 PM3/22/22
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I put ride in the letter that it's religious and that God will offer him eternal salvation if he would just read it but he didn't.

Mike

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Mar 23, 2022, 11:47:19 AM3/23/22
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On Mar 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7c6dbc7c-33e0-4650...@googlegroups.com>):
The trouble with education today is that the little red schoolhouse
is producing little read schoolboys.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 23, 2022, 10:59:50 PM3/23/22
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We had a one room school house right up here on Clark school Road , oddly enough it was named Clark school but they tore it down to put up a swinging hot spot. People can go there and access the Internet.

Mike

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Mar 24, 2022, 5:14:45 AM3/24/22
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On Mar 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4f3a4243-bbb7-46ec...@googlegroups.com>):
So the school is where they learned how and the replacement is where they
practiced what they learned.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 24, 2022, 11:55:12 AM3/24/22
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There was a fellow in town here named Ralph Howe and he got married and his wife during sex found out about every last part of his body , so she learned Howe.

Mike

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Mar 24, 2022, 2:55:19 PM3/24/22
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On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d05f273-7582-4994...@googlegroups.com>):
She learned howe but not why.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 24, 2022, 3:38:12 PM3/24/22
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She told him "why don't you do some munching at the Y?" so he went over there , got some exercise, and had the blue plate special.

Mike

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Mar 25, 2022, 6:38:18 AM3/25/22
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On Mar 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a348ce3a-318d-453d...@googlegroups.com>):
Didn’t he find the plate hard to digest??

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 25, 2022, 2:34:19 PM3/25/22
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He was very community minded ; he ate the plate so that he could donate platelets.

Mike

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On Mar 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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If he believes that I have a nice white cell all nicely padded for him

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 26, 2022, 4:06:35 PM3/26/22
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Whenever I tell boring stories like that to my father it makes my pappy yawn.

Mike

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On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a3a7b920-dcf3-4af1...@googlegroups.com>):
Its the drill of defeat

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 26, 2022, 11:13:42 PM3/26/22
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My father would've been a big important Texas oil man had it not been for the drill of defeat.

Mike

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On Mar 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e9685642-e7fb-4e09...@googlegroups.com>):
But are you giving us the hole story???

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 27, 2022, 7:00:35 PM3/27/22
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My girlfriend Darlene , when I first met her I told her
I have to be informed of your entire past sexual history, so she went ahead and gave me the hole story.

Mike

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Mar 28, 2022, 3:54:42 AM3/28/22
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On Mar 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f80ab506-f247-4d03...@googlegroups.com>):
So you just had to learn about all the ins and outs of her private life??

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 28, 2022, 7:29:42 AM3/28/22
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No, she's not British.

Mike

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Mar 28, 2022, 3:06:09 PM3/28/22
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On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1ef18850-c476-4b86...@googlegroups.com>):
So, scotch that rumor.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 28, 2022, 3:45:48 PM3/28/22
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there was this great Saturday night live sketch Steve Martin was playing James Bond and we all know that Scots are portrayed as being cheap so basically what the sketch was about was he was making love to this lady in a motel room and he had half a glass of scotch in his hand and he didn't wanna waste it during intercourse spilling it so he in the middle of the act he managed to pour that half a glass over into another glass on the dresser .

Mike

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Mar 29, 2022, 3:29:30 AM3/29/22
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On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, March 19, 2022 at 2:14:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b0092b3e-26aa-4b3d...@googlegroups
But not too cheap to pay for a motel room

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 29, 2022, 11:25:59 AM3/29/22
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He used to have his women up against the side of a trash dumpster but then he thought well I've got a few dollars here maybe a motel room would be better.

Mike

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On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@googlegroups.com>):
For a few dollars more you get Clint Eastwood

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 29, 2022, 4:23:17 PM3/29/22
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I don't mess around with that bad guy Clint Eastwood because boy if he gets a hold of you it's any which way but loose.

Mike

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On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@googlegroups.com>):
Untill you wales for help

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 30, 2022, 7:52:59 AM3/30/22
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I want wales for help and a Welch man came to the rescue.

Mike

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On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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I keep throwing the ball and you keep having trouble with the curve balls.

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 30, 2022, 1:22:59 PM3/30/22
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I once dated a really ugly woman , misshapen ,
I wanted some curves but the lack of them made me bawl.

Mike

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Mar 30, 2022, 3:32:19 PM3/30/22
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On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1aa3220f-1c56-4683...@googlegroups.com>):
Making you the Bawl of the belle???

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 31, 2022, 12:36:31 AM3/31/22
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There was this moth that lost its mother and father due to some kind of moth disease and it was crying and crying and crying , it's really sad , have you ever seen a moth bawl?

Mike

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Mar 31, 2022, 4:26:13 AM3/31/22
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On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8e3473d0-038c-48f6...@googlegroups.com>):
I can recommend a psychiatrist who can help that screw bawl

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 31, 2022, 3:18:56 PM3/31/22
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I knew this fellow (not me of course ) who had a weird penchant to drill holes in things and then have his way with them , he got out his bowling ball and drilled a bigger hole in it than the normal three and then, I hesitate to say this , he performed a screw ball.

Mike

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On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dcfff666-fc61-449a...@googlegroups.com>):
So its a gutter ball for gutter language.

Don Stockbauer

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I told my girlfriend Darlene if you keep being so mean and nasty to me I'm gonna do something really serious really bad to use as a punishment and she just kept on being mean and nasty and just horrible and so I went ahead and gut her.

Mike

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On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6fa5dc78-74a3-4ad3...@googlegroups.com>):
That was an offal thing to do to her just for being honest

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 1, 2022, 6:26:23 PM4/1/22
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Have you ever eaten offal? It tastes just offal.

Mike

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On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e122c04-b97f-4139...@googlegroups.com>):
And making it edible entrails a lot of hard work.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 2, 2022, 5:13:32 PM4/2/22
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I saw this cartoon one time what it was was they showed two pairs of jeans sewn together and someone said that's duo denim and another person said it takes guts to say that.

Mike

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On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a8ebec9c-ba66-4d27...@googlegroups.com>):
You do have a lot of call to cross what should be a liver and let liver
situation.
I kidney you not.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 4, 2022, 12:08:28 AM4/4/22
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boy there was a funny Saturday Night Live episode where Dan Ackroyd dressed up like Julia Child she was giving her cooking show she accidentally cut her hand with a knife and they must've had a gallon of fake blood rigged up on him somehow and he started bleeding out of his hand and he bleeds bleeds bleeds all over the set he tries to call for help and he says oh my goodness it's just a dummy phone for the set here but the funny part about it was all through the sketch even while he's bleeding he says save the liver save the liver it makes an excellent pate.

Mike

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On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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And as for the paste-y expression he had???

Don Stockbauer

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Well, I don't know about any expressions but he did later go to work as a male stripper and he had to wear pasties.

Mike

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On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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So he could not expose his short comings??

Don Stockbauer

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No the pasties were applied nowhere near the shortcoming but he did have this thing about putting pastries on his body and then having members of the audience have lunch from them.

Mike

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On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c306841c-c2ad-4ac6...@googlegroups.com>):
Do not tell me where he used the doughnut

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 5, 2022, 10:38:23 AM4/5/22
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OK, I won't.

Mike

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Apr 5, 2022, 3:01:53 PM4/5/22
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On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<67402771-d898-418d...@googlegroups.com>):
> OK, I won’t

a hole lot of thanks for a small favor.

Don Stockbauer

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Well, it's very useful if the donut can actually be suspended in that manner rather than immediately fall to the ground.

Mike

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Apr 6, 2022, 4:32:52 AM4/6/22
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On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ffbfd971-50af-49f6...@googlegroups.com>):
That is a hole other question

Don Stockbauer

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Of course I'm a world famous astrophysicist and I was giving a lecture on black holes and I answered one question about black holes then a student raised his hand and asked another question and I told that student that that's a hole other question.

Mike

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On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d307dd62-4731-4bef...@googlegroups.com>):
Do you really want to ditch this thread??

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 7, 2022, 9:10:36 AM4/7/22
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no I didn't want to ditch the thread but I was outside sewing and a car came by and the thread got caught on the car and the car went down into the ditch and back up the other side and so therefore there was a thread across the entire ditch so that therefore I ditched the thread.

Mike

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On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a247803a-7f0e-4600...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@googlegroups
That was quite a yarn you just spun

Don Stockbauer

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my mother once taught me about the rotation of the earth and she was sewing and she had a ball of yard and she showed me how if she turned this ball of yarn under a bright light it will show how day and night work no it's not exactly how it went because the thing she turned was a pincushion And she had stuck a pin in it and then she described how the pin would go into the bright part of the pin cushion which was day and then the dark side of the pin cushion which was night.

Mike

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On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2dcbdb1d-9742-499e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:15:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@googlegrou
So, did she really stylus herself as an educator???

Don Stockbauer

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No she didn't use the stylus on a record player I said she used a pin and a pin cushion.

Mike

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On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:06:41 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:15:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@googlegr
I checked with Brad and he said you did not nail it.
You just could not have chosen a more tack-y answer.

Don Stockbauer

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I did not nail Brad; I did nail Darlene.

Mike

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On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88f18f2e-ef92-4e57...@googlegroups.com>):
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:21:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5063dcc-cbea-43dd...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:06:41 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:15:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@google
Is that because she is fictitious ??

Don Stockbauer

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Yes, just like Jesus Christ ; he was fictitious, so they nailed him.

Mike

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On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f8a03452-7b97-4f71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:32:19 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1aa3220f-1c56-4683...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:21:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5063dcc-cbea-43dd...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:06:41 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:15:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@goog
Did I make you cross with that last comment??

Don Stockbauer

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Did you say make me cross or make me a cross ? if the latter I'm going to worry a little bit.

Mike

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On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f1ada1be-718d-4835...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:26:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8e3473d0-038c-48f6...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:32:19 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1aa3220f-1c56-4683...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:21:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5063dcc-cbea-43dd...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:06:41
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:15:13
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:29:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@go
From your submissions here I can see you are a cross person.

Don Stockbauer

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What I really like ate hot cross buns.

Mike

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On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<448b21bd-0173-4271...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:28:34 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcfff666-fc61-449a...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:26:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8e3473d0-038c-48f6...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:32:19 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1aa3220f-1c56-4683...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:21:04
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5063dcc-cbea-43dd...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:06:41
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:15:13
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > og
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:29:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780...@
You need to have your buns spanked.

Don Stockbauer

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Yes I was eating a hamburger and my buns leaped down to the floor being naughty like that so I'm afraid I had to spank them.

Mike

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On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bda977f9-54ee-45a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:13:33 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fa5dc78-74a3-4ad3...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:28:34 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcfff666-fc61-449a...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:26:13 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8e3473d0-038c-48f6...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:32:19
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1aa3220f-1c56-4683...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:21:04
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5063dcc-cbea-43dd...@goog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:06:41
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76cf33ef-d1c8-49e6...@go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > og
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > le
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:15:13
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eea04688-f88b-4aba...@
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > og
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:29:30
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbcaaf56-b6e0-4780..
That is why they are on a roll as far away from you as they can get,

Don Stockbauer

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No you don't put buns on a roll buns are already basically a type of role so you don't put buns on a roll you put like cream cheese or or hamburger meat stuff like that

Mike

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On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:41:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bda977f9-54ee-45a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:37:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
Lox of luck with that line thought as it only bagels the question

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 11, 2022, 1:07:40 AM4/11/22
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there was a newspaper editor in the Midwest , he was communicating with a newspaper editor in New York City . The New York city editor sent the Midwestern editor a headline which read "Lox Lag Causes Bagel Boom." The Midwestern editor received it and wired back to the New York editor "you're going to have to send that information again . It got hopelessly scrambled in transmission . Here is how it reads: Lox Lag Causes Bagel Boom."

by Alistair Cook from the PBS series "America" I believe was its name.

Mike

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Apr 11, 2022, 4:20:05 AM4/11/22
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On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dffa00b1-0888-46b1...@googlegroups.com>):
Sounds like a shmere campaign

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 11, 2022, 11:32:32 AM4/11/22
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I am worse than that Midwestern editor I had to look up what schmere means having no Jewish blood in my veins although I am quite sympathetic to their causes through the ages such as the holocaust and such There's a guy here in Victoria running for mayor name Schmere so he's running a schmere campaign Oh wait a minute my short term memory's pretty bad that's the pun you used what should I do I guess I'll just have to declare nopun.

Mike

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Apr 11, 2022, 1:53:48 PM4/11/22
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On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e559de1e-ee7f-446a...@googlegroups.com>):
That make it a nopun and closed case

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 11, 2022, 9:35:24 PM4/11/22
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We can't have a no pun case here ; we'll go out of business.

Mike

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Apr 12, 2022, 6:19:29 AM4/12/22
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On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<68ce2b04-bf3a-48bc...@googlegroups.com>):
If that happened all you had left to do is funny business with your SO

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 12, 2022, 10:27:36 AM4/12/22
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G I wish so I had an SO from 2007 to 2019 but well she spent too much money but I never tell anyone that because they'll immediately ask why didn't I stop her and I didn't because I don't have any arms or legs.

Mike

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Apr 12, 2022, 12:07:05 PM4/12/22
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On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<304ad510-cb19-4c98...@googlegroups.com>):
Not even to cut off her credit cards???

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 12, 2022, 4:58:51 PM4/12/22
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See there I should've never mentioned it now I face a lifetime of criticism from you, if you don't want somebody to know something one should just keep their mouth shut. and cut off their typing fingers.

Mike

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Apr 13, 2022, 5:26:04 AM4/13/22
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On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cf50b97d-6289-4b78...@googlegroups.com>):
Critics are too often accused of such things. Hopefully you to not resort to
actions as extreme as Edward LionHeart
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070791/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_57

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 13, 2022, 10:54:26 PM4/13/22
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Well, I want something more grizzly than Edward Lionheart . I want Ted Bundy . Ted Bundy would take his victims to remote areas , rape them , murder them, and then repeatedly return until the victims fell apart or else wild animals scattered their remains.
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