Glove Puns
Tim Bruening
Anonymity: Unnamed glove.
Amity: Friendly glove.
Bammit: To hit a glove hard.
Bar Mitzvah: Jewish glove coming of age.
Calamity: Disastrous glove.
Tim Bruening
Admit: To add a glove.
Claimmit: Ceramic glove.
Clammit: Shelled aquatic glove.
Comity: Funny glove.
Conformity: Glove that blends in, follows the rules, doesn't rock the
boat.
Tim Bruening
Committee: Glove meeting.
Comity: Laughing glove.
Deformity: Mutant glove.
Doommit: Glove that ends.
Tim Bruening
Enmity: Hostile glove.
Hermit: Female glove.
Intermittent: Glove that comes in the middle.
Manumit: Glove of freedom.
Omit: Missing glove.
Tim Bruening
Extremity: A radical left wing, radical right wing, or radical Islamist
glove.
Frammit: Portrait of a glove.
Gammit: Homosexual glove.
Tim Bruening
Jammit: Jelly glove.
Normitive: Status quo glove.
Proximity: Nearby glove.
Primitive: Low tech glove.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Waltermity: Disastrous daydreamer.
nemo
The glove that all governments would like their populations to be like!
NO WAY!!
nemo
Amitriptyline: One glove smashed the insulators holding old, overhead
telephone cables up in the town of Elaville.
Owzat?
nemo
Or a glove reading an extremely naughty erotic novel!
nemo
. . . or a glove on a 30s/40s woman's leg.
nemo
Deformity: The daydreaming glove has had a terrible accident!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deformity: Glove that causes birth defects and mutations.
nemo
Mutations: Eastern people who keep shtum.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deformity: Glove that causes birth defects and mutations.