>Did you hear about the golfer whose drive on one of the short fairways
>actually hit a ruffed grouse? It was the first time anyone got a
>partridge on a par three!
In other words, he got a "birdie."
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If he imparted such velocity on the ball and hit one of
the groundskeeper's laborers, would you say he 'shot a
hole in Juan'?
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