Cheese makers of Wisconsin

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 16, 2003, 12:02:57 AM4/16/03

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In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew

nemo

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Apr 16, 2003, 12:35:15 PM4/16/03

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CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message
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> In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
> pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew

What a Brie-lliant pun!

Ingot

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Apr 16, 2003, 3:33:38 PM4/16/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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I thought it was a bit cheesy.

Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Apr 16, 2003, 5:56:41 PM4/16/03

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That went right over my head. SWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>

nemo

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Apr 17, 2003, 12:51:23 PM4/17/03

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Frank A. Rosenbaum <faros...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Duck!

Quack!

Bang!

Dinner!

(And me a Vegan too!)

J. A. Mc.

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Apr 17, 2003, 1:19:42 PM4/17/03

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On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:33:38 -0400, "Ingot"
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Gruyere and bear it!

Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Apr 17, 2003, 3:17:24 PM4/17/03

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You misspelled Pagan.

nemo

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Apr 17, 2003, 5:02:49 PM4/17/03

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Frank A. Rosenbaum <faros...@earthlink.net> wrote in message

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Nope. You misunderstood Vegan.

nemo

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Apr 17, 2003, 5:03:26 PM4/17/03

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Edammed if I will!

David Simpson

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Apr 18, 2003, 12:10:20 AM4/18/03

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On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:33:38 -0400, "Ingot"

<cle...@spamstinks.iglou.com> typed furiously:

Cum on bert. I'm sure you can do better than that. I cheddar back
later.

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Apr 18, 2003, 6:55:48 AM4/18/03

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David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:33:38 -0400, "Ingot"
> <cle...@spamstinks.iglou.com> typed furiously:
>
> >
> >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >news:7Dfna.2145$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >>
> >> CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in
message
> >> news:3e9ce...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> >> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
> >> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> >>
> >> What a Brie-lliant pun!
> >
> >I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> >
> Cum on bert. I'm sure you can do better than that. I cheddar back
> later.
>

Cum on bert? He should have ducked!

J. A. Mc.

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Apr 18, 2003, 10:54:46 AM4/18/03

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On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 13:40:20 +0930, David Simpson
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:33:38 -0400, "Ingot"
><cle...@spamstinks.iglou.com> typed furiously:
>
>>
>>"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
>>news:7Dfna.2145$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
>>>
>>> CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message
>>> news:3e9ce...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
>>> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
>>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
>>>
>>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
>>
>>I thought it was a bit cheesy.
>>
>Cum on bert. I'm sure you can do better than that. I cheddar back
>later.

Edam well better !

Bobsey

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Apr 19, 2003, 12:23:53 AM4/19/03

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You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.

Sheila Dundee

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Apr 19, 2003, 12:39:08 AM4/19/03

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"Bobsey"> , J. A. Mc., "Ingot"
> >> "nemo" <> >>> CY13E12 TE121201215T

> >>> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two
million
> >>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> >>>
> >>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
> >>
> >> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> >>
> > Gruyere and bear it!
>
> You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.

Why do you want to cracker joke like that?

mike whEeeler

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Apr 19, 2003, 3:21:23 AM4/19/03

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In article <3ea0d...@news.chariot.net.au>, she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au, Sheila
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He wanted to brake her writing utinsel, he wanted to crack her berol

resuuhay

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Apr 19, 2003, 5:52:22 AM4/19/03

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"Sheila Dundee" <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> wrote,

It wasn't such a bad joke it was just the way he Tilsit.

nemo

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Apr 19, 2003, 10:44:01 AM4/19/03

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Not gouda nuff??? Blame that gorgon, Zola!

nemo

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Apr 19, 2003, 10:45:15 AM4/19/03

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Sheila Dundee <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> wrote in message
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Her favorite cheese might be Matzo-rella!

mike whEeeler

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Apr 19, 2003, 12:24:02 PM4/19/03

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In article <%hdoa.5928$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:

Saw the movie, I think... was that the one with Kimiko Matsuzaka?
(cheesy movie)

David Simpson

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Apr 19, 2003, 1:19:38 PM4/19/03

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On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 10:55:48 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> typed
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His blue veins were too stilton.

J. A. Mc.

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Apr 19, 2003, 2:00:52 PM4/19/03

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On Sat, 19 Apr 2003 14:09:08 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
<she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> found these unused words floating about:

Whey not?

Sheila Dundee

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Apr 20, 2003, 12:14:11 AM4/20/03

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"nemo"
> Bobsey
J. A. Mc.
"Ingot"
> > >> "nemo"
< CY13E12 TE121201215T > > >>> > In one year recently cheese makers

of Wisconsin produced two million
> > >>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> > >>>
> > >>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
> > >>
> > >> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> > >>
> > > Gruyere and bear it!
> >
> > You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.
>
> Not gouda nuff??? Blame that gorgon, Zola!

You can make Emile of cheese, Budd!

Sheila Dundee

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Apr 20, 2003, 12:16:24 AM4/20/03

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"J. A. Mc." "Sheila Dundee"

> >"Bobsey"> , J. A. Mc., "Ingot"
> >> >> "nemo" <> >>> CY13E12 TE121201215T
> >> >>> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced
two
> >million
> >> >>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> >> >>>
> >> >>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
> >> >>
> >> >> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> >> >>
> >> > Gruyere and bear it!
> >>
> >> You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.
> >
> > Why do you want to cracker joke like that?
> >
> Whey not?

Because unless you have rennet past me first I just junket.

ynotssor

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Apr 20, 2003, 2:29:53 AM4/20/03

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"Sheila Dundee" <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> quoted and wrote in message
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>>>>>>>> In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two
>>>>>>>> million pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Gruyere and bear it!
>>>>
>>>> You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.
>>>
>>> Why do you want to cracker joke like that?
>>>
>> Whey not?
>
> Because unless you have rennet past me first I just junket.

Havarti heard it in another newsgroup?

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Apr 20, 2003, 5:21:37 AM4/20/03

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mike whEeeler <whEe...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Acciording to a Google - she could certainly give you a lard-on!

nemo

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Apr 20, 2003, 5:24:12 AM4/20/03

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J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
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Becurds!

nemo

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Apr 20, 2003, 5:26:26 AM4/20/03

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John Major's brother was good at that. You know - the one known as Grey Ted.

(They ain't gonne get this across the pong)

mike whEeeler

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Apr 20, 2003, 10:35:48 AM4/20/03

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In article <BEtoa.7489$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,

ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
>
>
>mike whEeeler <whEe...@tns.net> wrote in message
>news:CKeoa.6156$2x2.3...@dca1-nnrp1.news.algx.net...
>> In article <%hdoa.5928$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>> ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
>> >
>> >
>> >Sheila Dundee <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> wrote in message
>> >news:3ea0d...@news.chariot.net.au...
>> >>
>> >> "Bobsey"> , J. A. Mc., "Ingot"
>> >> > >> "nemo" <> >>> CY13E12 TE121201215T
>> >> > >>> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two
>> >> million
>> >> > >>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
>> >> > >>
>> >> > > Gruyere and bear it!
>> >> >
>> >> > You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.
>> >>
>> >> Why do you want to cracker joke like that?
>> >>
>> >Her favorite cheese might be Matzo-rella!
>> >
>> Saw the movie, I think... was that the one with Kimiko Matsuzaka?
>> (cheesy movie)
>>
>Acciording to a Google - she could certainly give you a lard-on!
>

Accordian? well, it certainly seems your browse her is working..

Sheila Dundee

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Apr 20, 2003, 11:15:48 AM4/20/03

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"nemo" > Sheila Dundee > > "nemo"

> > > Bobsey
> > J. A. Mc.
> > "Ingot"
> > > > >> "nemo"
> > < CY13E12 TE121201215T > > >>> > In one year recently cheese
makers
> > of Wisconsin produced two million
> > > > >>> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> What a Brie-lliant pun!
> > > > >>
> > > > >> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> > > > >>
> > > > > Gruyere and bear it!
> > > >
> > > > You're right. That pun wasn't very gouda.
> > >
> > > Not gouda nuff??? Blame that gorgon, Zola!
> >
> > You can make Emile of cheese, Budd!
> >
> John Major's brother was good at that. You know - the one known as
Grey Ted.
>
> (They ain't gonne get this across the pong)

Thatcher problem not mine - I'm downing a glass of port while we
are shooting the bries.

J. A. Mc.

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Apr 20, 2003, 1:43:27 PM4/20/03

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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 02:49:38 +0930, David Simpson
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

>On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 10:55:48 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> typed
>furiously:
>
>>
>>David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:33:38 -0400, "Ingot"
>>> <cle...@spamstinks.iglou.com> typed furiously:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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>>> >>
>>> >> CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in
>>message
>>> >> news:3e9ce...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
>>> >> > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
>>> >> > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
>>> >>
>>> >> What a Brie-lliant pun!
>>> >
>>> >I thought it was a bit cheesy.
>>> >
>>> Cum on bert. I'm sure you can do better than that. I cheddar back
>>> later.
>>>
>>Cum on bert? He should have ducked!
>>
>His blue veins were too stilton.

So he looks like the vast Kiwi?

J. A. Mc.

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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 13:46:24 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"

<she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> found these unused words floating about:

>

Much like the shroud in turn? Cheeses cloth?

J. A. Mc.

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Apr 20, 2003, 1:46:35 PM4/20/03

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On Mon, 21 Apr 2003 00:45:48 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
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Pard'me san ... would that have been Earl Grey, ted mentioned?

nemo

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And when reading Chaucer, my browes, sir, are knitted twey by the MIDI
linguish!

(I bought this PC in late 1998, so I'm surprised anything is still working!)

nemo

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Apr 20, 2003, 1:55:31 PM4/20/03

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Mrs. Female Hitler?? Well, nearly. That guy should have knocked the block
off the real one! Come to thin cough it, he was lucky to get out intact with
the statue being in Geld Hall!

mike whEeeler

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Apr 21, 2003, 2:34:12 AM4/21/03

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Quite the youngster, I bought the very first piece parts of this one in 1986
and been upgrading ever since... About the only thing left is the original
power cord. Some of the parts are 10 or 12 years old some newer...

nemo

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Apr 21, 2003, 6:17:22 PM4/21/03

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Well done! I've had to do quite a lot to this old thing to keep it going but
not that much. It's a Dell Dimension XPS H266. Cost me £2.5K!!!! Ain't worth
£25 now!

The monitor started making whip-cracking sounds once. Flashover across the
EHT transformer. Took longer to get the monitor apart than to clean off the
carbonised dust and give it some silecone grease. I suppose you're supposed
to throw em away and buy a new one.

The only real trouble I've got now is the CD writer I added and the CD-ROM
drive that came with it have both become very temperamental. Probably need
the dust cleaning out of them - an easy task when I can find the time and
the inclination. (I've got a sloping workbench!) A lens cleaning CD has made
no difference. It's all good fun though!

mike whEeeler

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Sheila Dun~Mei was looking at the world oddly when:

Cheese so good to eat! Now if only cheese spread for me...

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 27, 2003, 6:53:32 PM4/27/03

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> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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> > CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message
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> > > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
> > > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> >
> > What a Brie-lliant pun!
>
> I thought it was a bit cheesy.
>

I'm milking it in every whey i can

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 27, 2003, 7:01:05 PM4/27/03

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> >
> > --
> > From the computer of
> > Frank A. Rosenbaum

> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

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> > > >
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> > > > Frank A. Rosenbaum

> > > > That went right over my head. SWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > Duck!
> > >
> > > Quack!
> > >
> > > Bang!
> > >
> > > Dinner!
> > >
> > > (And me a Vegan too!)
> >
> > You misspelled Pagan.
> >
> Nope. You misunderstood Vegan.
>

He misspelled his name... if he tattooed his red bottom,
would that be "Frank A Rosey Bum" ???

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 27, 2003, 6:54:45 PM4/27/03

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> From the computer of
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> > > CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in
> message
> > > news:3e9ce...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> > > > In one year recently cheese makers of Wisconsin produced two million
> > > > pounds of Limburger. That's quite a phew
> > >
> > > What a Brie-lliant pun!
> >
> > I thought it was a bit cheesy.
> >
> That went right over my head. SWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
> >
>

Say Halo to the Holy cheese

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 27, 2003, 6:58:16 PM4/27/03

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>
> --
> From the computer of
> Frank A. Rosenbaum

> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

> news:fYAna.4067$X4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...

> > Duck!
> >
> > Quack!
> >
> > Bang!
> >
> > Dinner!
> >
> > (And me a Vegan too!)
>
> You misspelled Pagan.
>

I thought Vegans came from Vega,

Just watch the rings around Uranus,

nemo

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Apr 28, 2003, 5:49:17 AM4/28/03

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CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message

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And like when Santa came down a chimney when the fire was lit - I'd have
four rosey cheeks!

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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Apr 28, 2003, 8:32:45 PM4/28/03

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That could be due to SARS

nemo

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Apr 30, 2003, 6:04:36 PM4/30/03

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CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message

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Sore Arse Selectively Roasted??

nemo

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May 2, 2003, 7:48:21 AM5/2/03

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CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message

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Some pratt on TV many years ago said they were. He also thought the little
blue and silver badge of the Vegan Society was a translation device!

And if that wasn't enough, he claimed to be able to speak Martian and
Venusian. I think that says it all even if he didn't!

http://www.vegansociety.com/index.html

nemo

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May 2, 2003, 8:51:44 AM5/2/03

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CY13E12 TE121201215T <kiss-my-ha...@24ghz.co.za> wrote in message

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You ain't gonna believe this, but a Swiss cheese company actually bought a
couple of ultrasonic concrete testers, PUNDITs, from the firm I used to work
for and used them to estimate the size of the holes in the cheese!

They don't sell too well these days though because ultrasonic concrete ain't
so popular!

Seriously, if you need non-destructive testers, see
http://www.cnsfarnell.co.uk/ and not James Instruments who pinched a lot of
CNS designs!!!! Bastards! Never seen the boss so angry!

(Why am I still pluggin 'em after they made me redundant?? - coz it's damned
good equipment - that's why!)

Ted Machler

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May 4, 2003, 9:00:21 PM5/4/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

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If you had to haul ass, it would take two trips.

Buffalo Chilkat

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May 5, 2003, 12:55:45 AM5/5/03

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On Mon, 05 May 2003 01:00:21 GMT, "Ted Machler"
<tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:

>> And like when Santa came down a chimney when the fire was lit - I'd have
>> four rosey cheeks!
>>
>>
>If you had to haul ass, it would take two trips.

A parlor guard halls ass all day long.

David Simpson

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May 6, 2003, 12:40:13 PM5/6/03

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On Mon, 05 May 2003 01:00:21 GMT, "Ted Machler"

<tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> typed furiously:

Four handlers, two abreast. ... wait ... That was Pamela Anderson.

--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"

CY13E12 TE121201215T

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May 8, 2003, 6:41:46 PM5/8/03

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"Ted Machler" <tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message news:FIita.66121$sn6.1...@twister.tampabay.rr.com...

You'd know all about that now wouldn't you.....

nemo

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May 9, 2003, 6:35:25 PM5/9/03

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Ted Machler <tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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Narr. I'd just tie the second ass's harnass to the first ass's tail - that
way the the first ass's arse would be haulin' the second ass, Arsenal!

Two peep holes and their beasts of burden, separated by a common language!