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Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

Peter Hucker

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On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

fuck off.

--
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com

Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
A virgin sheep.

Naked Gonad

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Jul 20, 2008, 2:53:33 PM7/20/08

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On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>

> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>
> fuck off.
>

> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

>
> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
> A virgin sheep.

Seconded.

Gonad

WhoMe

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Jul 20, 2008, 2:56:43 PM7/20/08

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
(in article
<960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):

So you had seconds?

Michael N. LeVine

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Jul 20, 2008, 5:41:54 PM7/20/08

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In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

ewe would think of that.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

WhoMe

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On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
>> (in article
>> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
>>
>>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>>>>
>>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>>>>
>>>> fuck off.
>>>>
>>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
>>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
>>>>
>>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
>>>> A virgin sheep.
>>>
>>> Seconded.
>>>
>>> Gonad
>>
>> So you had seconds?
>
> ewe would think of that.
>

Know I would not

Michael N. LeVine

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Jul 21, 2008, 3:03:55 AM7/21/08

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In article <0001HW.C4A94BAD...@news.supernews.com>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
> > WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
> >> (in article
> >> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
> >>
> >>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
> >>>>
> >>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
> >>>>
> >>>> fuck off.
> >>>>
> >>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> >>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
> >>>>
> >>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
> >>>> A virgin sheep.
> >>>
> >>> Seconded.
> >>>
> >>> Gonad
> >>
> >> So you had seconds?
> >
> > ewe would think of that.
> >
>
> Know I would not

But you did -- wether or not its true!

WhoMe

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Jul 21, 2008, 7:18:36 AM7/21/08

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On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:03:55 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-4BD...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C4A94BAD...@news.supernews.com>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):
>>
>>> In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
>>> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
>>>> (in article
>>>> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
>>>>
>>>>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> fuck off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
>>>>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
>>>>>> A virgin sheep.
>>>>>
>>>>> Seconded.
>>>>>
>>>>> Gonad
>>>>
>>>> So you had seconds?
>>>
>>> ewe would think of that.
>>>
>>
>> Know I would not
>
> But you did -- wether or not its true!
>

I no it is know

Tim Bruening

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335 days since November 17.

Don Stockbauer

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On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> 335 days since November 17.

I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Oct 18, 2008, 9:18:43 AM10/18/08

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Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.

All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

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Tim Bruening

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335 days to my Mom's and step dad's 10th anniversary on September 18.

Don Stockbauer

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On Oct 18, 10:38 am, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:
>
> >Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> said:

> >> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> > 335 days since November 17.
>
> >> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?
>
> >Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.
>
> >All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.
>

> Now that's clear, cut logging his stuff!

Clear-cutting would surely cause Timber ruining; how can you miss the
forest for the trees if all trees are cut?

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On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:04:14 -0500, Sir F. A. Rien wrote
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> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

> Axe simple, prune the dead branches ...
>

Would pruning be a dried up plum job?

nemo

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
news:20081018081843.195154d2@WizardsTower...

Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> said:
> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > 335 days since November 17.
>
> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?

Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.

All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.

Mine!

Hard a-port . . . !

BANG!!!! Glug - glug - glug . . . . .

Too late!

I came up with that one donkeys' years ago. Still - at least you've had
plenty of time to memorise it!

nemo

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"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:
>

> >Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> said:
> >> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> > 335 days since November 17.
> >>
> >> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?
> >
> >Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.
> >
> >All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.
> >

> Now that's clear, cut logging his stuff!
>

Shay-m!

Tim Bruening

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335 days to October 16.

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335 days since Christmas on December 25.

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