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Tim Bruening

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Mar 4, 2001, 3:41:01 AM3/4/01
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Good things are being said about you in bed.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck in bed.

Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon in bed.

Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently in bed.

A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody in bed.


Bob

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Mar 4, 2001, 11:12:09 PM3/4/01
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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I don't get it in bed.


Jenni Saqua

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Mar 5, 2001, 10:48:47 AM3/5/01
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Tim Bruening wrote:

A neighbor taught me to add "...in bed" to all fortune kookies read
aloud, also.
It adds a certain Kung Pao...


Glenn Gardner

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Mar 5, 2001, 10:45:34 PM3/5/01
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Steve Jacobson wrote:
> Beware of hot and spicy Chinese food..
>
> It'll Szechwan fire.
>
> ----------------------------------------------
> Rgds
> Steve Jacobson

I'm feeling a little stiff & Cantonese, in bed. (GG)

Dr. Tormento

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Mar 6, 2001, 10:00:06 AM3/6/01
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Steve Jacobson wrote:
>>
>> Jenni Saqua <depp.p...@chocolat.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >
>> >> Good things are being said about you in bed.
>> >>
>> >> A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck in bed.
>> >>
>> >> Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon in bed.
>> >>
>> >> Don't let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently in bed.
>> >>
>> >> A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody in bed.
>> >
>> >A neighbor taught me to add "...in bed" to all fortune kookies read
>> >aloud, also.
>> >It adds a certain Kung Pao...
>>
>> Beware of hot and spicy Chinese food..
>>
>> It'll Szechwan fire.

This thread is Meandarin off topic.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 7, 2001, 1:45:40 AM3/7/01
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Bob wrote:

I'm very sorry for you.


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