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[Don Stockbauer]

Goddamnit Mildred , you left the door to the chicken coop open again; look at all them chicken tracks in the mud .

[Mike]

It does foul the air

Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

I didn't know chickens could play baseball.

[Mike]

On Aug 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ad725ae-15e2-4c39...@googlegroups.com>):

They have a ball doing so (and don’t tell me you did not know they knew how
to dance)

[Don Stockbauer]

of course I know that they know how to dance .that's because the Czechoslovakians have this weird dance called "the chicken dance " believe you me I know my in-laws used to do it

[Mike]

On Aug 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<82e8eef5-6d61-411c...@googlegroups.com>):

Now you only go to that nightclub for seniors the “Sliped Disco-tec”

[Don Stockbauer]

My doctor removed a disc from my back to relieve back pain and he was carrying it to throw it away when it fell on the floor and he slipped on it , thus the term "Slipped disc".

[Mike]

On Aug 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2656bb3e-296d-4c32...@googlegroups.com>):

Let us discus this quietly

[Don Stockbauer]

Of course, I am quite an athlete, so there is no use of us to discus that I can far out distance The Discus Thrower.

[Mike]

On Aug 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<dced72a0-76e8-4c82...@googlegroups.com>):

That could only happen if he threw the contest.

[Don Stockbauer]

Well yes he did throw the contest, once he was playing chess and he was playing against his little nephew and he wanted to not win and make his little nephew feel good by throwing the contest so he performed the famous maneuver "knee to corner of board."

[Mike]

On Aug 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<b22e0529-1dd6-4531...@googlegroups.com>):

> maneuver "knee to corner of board.”
It was a knee-dless maneuver -- the nephew was a better player

[Don Stockbauer]

I hate to say this but I know the rules of chess and I am such an extraordinarily poor player that I can teach the game to a novice and they'll beat me on the first game.

[Mike]

On Aug 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<4f1bd541-c06c-4005...@googlegroups.com>):

Is because you left a checkered past???

[Don Stockbauer]

Yes , I admit it ; I'm the one who sold Nixon his dog.

[Mike]

On Aug 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1ed79689-1e7f-490b...@googlegroups.com>):

Do not make that pup-lic...

[Don Stockbauer]

Darlene likes to have a pup lick her , but God , I dare not say where.

OK, I will ; it's in the laundry room.

[Mike]

On Aug 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<868b0dc6-36aa-413c...@googlegroups.com>):

Den you two are living together?? A closet hetrosexual couple?
Say it a littler larder so I can hear you. Foyer information, you do
need to speak up.

[Don Stockbauer]

Now Mike, We're not a closet heterosexual couple , these modern homes have hardly enough room to live out in the main living area much less to live in a closet.

[Mike]

On Aug 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<0874c00e-ed65-4027...@googlegroups.com>):

Den just what are you up(or down) to??

[Don Stockbauer]

We go in for all the standard practices: the hanging , twirling basket , the icicle plunging between two mountains , and the Mount Vesuvius eruption simulation.

[Mike]

On Aug 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e6eef45-fe73-47ad...@googlegroups.com>):

A good start for your act, but what is the big climax you are building up

[Don Stockbauer]

The climax of our career was when Darlene was interviewed by Playboy and they asked her "Does Donnn ever make you feel pressured to have an orgasm ?" and she replied "well, not usually , but every now and then he towers over me in bed with a bullwhip andscreams at the top of his lungs "you'd better come , you shameless Hussy ", then
at these times I do feel a slight bit pressured ,sort of."

[Mike]

On Aug 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<15732190-857f-4ea2...@googlegroups.com>):

> at these times I do feel a slight bit pressured ,sort of.”

Now if you had used Ready Whip instead

[Don Stockbauer]

Speaking of Ready Whip, I once visited this house of ill repute , they had something called the Sunday Special, what they did was they put ice cream on it , whipped cream , chocolate syrup , caramel , and pecan halves . It looked so good I ate it myself.

[Mike]

On Aug 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<bdf5b439-cf48-47c2...@googlegroups.com>):

And did not share!!!!! Shame on you

[Don Stockbauer]

Darlene would've shared it with me but she was off with some guy , he was enjoying her salad bowl.

[Mike]

On Aug 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f86be45-9543-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):

She gave of herself to every one

[Don Stockbauer]

You speak of that as if it's a bad thing.

[Mike]

On Aug 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<71bc2765-2ed4-423b...@googlegroups.com>):

And what did she get in return??? A shot of penicillin

[Don Stockbauer]

Rodney Danger-Mine-Field said that he went to his doctor and he said "Doc, my wife has VD", he gave himself a shot !!!!"

One of his best. oh wait a minute; I told it just a little while ago.

[Mike]

On Aug 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<66aaad98-1dd9-47d1...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, August 15, 2022 at 8:02:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > >

> > > You speak of that as if it's a bad thing.
> > And what did she get in return??? A shot of penicillin
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Rodney Danger-Mine-Field said that he went to his doctor and he said "Doc, my
> wife has VD", he gave himself a shot !!!!"
>
> One of his best. oh wait a minute; I told it just a little while ago.

But you injected it back into the conversation.

[Don Stockbauer]

I once tried to inject myself into a group's conversation and they told me "Look, you try that again and we'll will make sure you get lethal injection."

[Mike]

On Aug 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<71f7524d-23a0-4517...@googlegroups.com>):

> "Look, you try that again and we'll will make sure you get lethal injection.”

A dose of reality.

[Don Stockbauer]

They came out with this copy cat drug called Reality (TM), which is an alternate to LSD,
and it seems to work much better than the regular LSD.

[Mike]

On Aug 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b69d3dc6-7aeb-4789...@googlegroups.com>):

But did it really pass the acid test??

[Don Stockbauer]

This soldier came back from Vietnam , his wife was working a drug crisis hotline, she said "Honey, I'll have to call you back , I've got someone on the line who just dropped acid", and he said "Oh my God, did he spill any on himself?" She said I'll explain later.

[Mike]

On Aug 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<c2835963-dead-42e0...@googlegroups.com>):

Did he learn to be leary of the stuff??

[Don Stockbauer]

I wants saw this video of Timothy larry and some other guy taking acid together and then they giggled for about 20 minutes and that was it the most profound thing they did was Giggling.
this is a revelation for the first time but I was slipped LSD in Cincinnati in 1975 and the main effect it had on me was wow look at the colors look at the colors wow look at the colors over there and there's colors over there wow look at the colors.

[Mike]

On Aug 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<1fe9b16d-a968-43ca...@googlegroups.com>):

So that is how you can claim to have led a colorful life????

[Don Stockbauer]

The main way I've let a colorful life is the fact that I am a honky so I go to the black section of town here in Victoria and honk for the black women to come out to have sex with me.

[Mike]

On Aug 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84646adb-aee9-4b5d...@googlegroups.com>):

Make up your mind -- are you the Honkor or the Honky??

[Don Stockbauer]

When I was born I had an extremely large nose. The doctor told my mother this kid's got a real honker.

[Mike]

On Aug 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<7085917e-b0bf-4b6d...@googlegroups.com>):

You do know nose.

[Don Stockbauer]

what was that saying, the nose knows ? it's familiar but I just can't place it . I think it's because when you get to be 69 your memory is almost 100% shot . you might as well just wander off to the old folks home and find a room and have them feed you pablum by forcing back your forehead.

[Mike]

On Aug 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<748ff485-b144-4442...@googlegroups.com>):

Is that all, you are just a kid...

[Don Stockbauer]

once I was at the Smithsonian and I had to handle a precious ancient metal object and an attendant came up to me and said "here's a pair of Kidd gloves " and I told him "no , I want a pair of real gloves."

[Mike]

On Aug 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<e0a27cd5-547a-4022...@googlegroups.com>):

> " and I told him "no , I want a pair of real gloves.”

You are mitten the point, --- why must I run thru a gauntlet of explanations
on this point???

[Don Stockbauer]

I became rich and famous by inventing protection for a little kitty cat's feet as they walk through rough
territory, I call them the Kitten Mitten (TM).

[Mike]

On Aug 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bc96e016-b6de-4b1b...@googlegroups.com>):

Get serious -- wait kitten around.

[Don Stockbauer]

I would never kid you ; this is the Internet , nothing but truth is allowed here by the monitors.

[Mike]

On Aug 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<0007fbc7-f1ec-4c9d...@googlegroups.com>):

But I have a hall pass to get past the Hall Monitors

[Don Stockbauer]

Some people train dogs to guard their house , in my case I've trained these big lizards to do the job :
I call them my monitor lizards:

[Mike]

On Aug 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<84abcc3b-16e8-4041...@googlegroups.com>):

The Merrimack was not up to the task??

[Don Stockbauer]

I had a bowl of mac & cheese and I rearranged the noodles to form a happy face , so I called it my Merrimack.

[Mike]

On Aug 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29be1586-ec6d-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):

Didn’t your mother teach you not to play with your food...

[Don Stockbauer]

I saw this really funny cartoon it showed a cat with her kitten and the kitten had a hold of a mouse and the cat was selling the little kitten "be sure to play with your food."

[Mike]

On Aug 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<166fbc54-bd6f-45c6...@googlegroups.com>):

> sure to play with your food.”

You are getting touchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXI4np5K7E

[Don Stockbauer]

Man. That Teri Garr. almost as beautiful as Darlene . did I tell you about the time that she was making a film in Seabrook Texas near where I worked and we had plans to send her a bouquet of flowers and then she would come down from her room in the hotel and we would ask her for her suto.....wait a minute I told you that

[Mike]

On Aug 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a689051f-8d66-46a0...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, August 21, 2022 at 3:39:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<166fbc54-bd6f-45c6...@googlegroups.com>):

> > You are getting touchy
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXI4np5K7E
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Man. That Teri Garr. almost as beautiful as Darlene . did I tell you about
> the time that she was making a film in Seabrook Texas near where I worked and
> we had plans to send her a bouquet of flowers and then she would come down
> from her room in the hotel and we would ask her for her suto.....wait a
> minute I told you that

Maybe of she threw you a souvenir -- like a garr-ter???

[Don Stockbauer]

Man, if she sent me her garter , I tell you , it would be put to a lot of good use.

[Mike]

On Aug 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<12ae4ef3-326b-46b5...@googlegroups.com>):

So you would be stocking her???

[Don Stockbauer]

yes I would be stocking her just like at the Buick parts department I used to work at . I'd stock her in the master bedroom, three or four more in the back bedroom and then four or five more out in the utility room: I hate to say it but I'm insatiable.

[Mike]

On Aug 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<ef97d777-0b04-4996...@googlegroups.com>):

We need to hose you down to cool down your misguided ardor.

[Don Stockbauer]

I made a misguided order one time, I was going to try to take out Putin with my own personal ICBM , the trouble was Amazon had installed the wrong electronics so the missile became misguided and took out Trump instead.

[Mike]

On Aug 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c19c0455-3e68-4242...@googlegroups.com>):

But your Icy BM’s would not be noticed by either one because of their
overwhelming production of BS

[Don Stockbauer]

You should not make fun of my IC BMs; they are an indication of an extremely low metabolism and I have but one week to live

you can plan the party for then

[Mike]

On Aug 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<945d969e-3b0c-4827...@googlegroups.com>):

That diagnoses is a ruse to judgement

[Don Stockbauer]

Speaking of judgment, I was on trial for littering and I told the judge "Judge not , and ye shall not be judged".
I never understood why he showed so little regard for that statement. Next I told him "this statement is false. "

[Mike]

On Aug 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb029884-ff5c-4257...@googlegroups.com>):

> told him "this statement is false. “

Just pay the $2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKT8QoboD1g

[Don Stockbauer]

I see your evil plan here . this film clip runs eight minutes and six seconds . you are trying to sucker me into wasting all that time watching this clip . why just the other day I was standing on a street corner and a man came up to me and said "I just love hedgehogs ; in fact I've written a 5000 page book on hedgehogs ; here , you take it home tonight , read it , and meet me back here tomorrow at this time and we'll discuss it."

[Mike]

On Aug 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<e3162218-cac3-49b9...@googlegroups.com>):

> tomorrow at this time and we'll discuss it.”

Perhaps a product more to your taste-- Guzzlers Gin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2obfA8-XXs&t=8s

[Don Stockbauer]

Was that Spike Milligan?

[Mike]

On Aug 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<bb9282ad-2a44-4f4f...@googlegroups.com>):

Red Skelton

[Don Stockbauer]

Red Skelton. Then they didn't strip the meat off the bones very well.

[Mike]

On Aug 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<911790ea-022c-492f...@googlegroups.com>):

Say that gin-gerly please

[Don Stockbauer]

Ginger : you know , in every episode of Gilligan's Island Gilligan always ruined their plans to get off the island, so Ginger decided to lure him back into the jungle on the premise of providing him with sex and instead she stabbed him to death; they were back in Los Angeles in half a day.

[Mike]

On Aug 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<7395bbc5-1ccf-481e...@googlegroups.com>):

Why are you covering for the professor for not being able to fix a simple
hole in the boat??

[Don Stockbauer]

He shouldn't be expected to fix a hole in the boat because he was a man of science and thus not good at anything practical.

[Mike]

On Aug 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b5e075a0-7afc-4313...@googlegroups.com>):

I still think he could engineer a solution

[Don Stockbauer]

I once created this engine that was almost living , it actually had parts designed after human body parts, it had engine arms and engine legs and it even had engine ears.

[Mike]

On Aug 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<0a9ad4ed-4a28-4c09...@googlegroups.com>):

And a killer exhaust out the rear.

[Don Stockbauer]

Yes it does have a killer exhaust the way we use it is we take a climate change denier and put them in an enclosed garage with the engine running and then listen to them say "there's no danger of these gases building up in the atmosphere." as they choke to death.

[Mike]

On Aug 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29babc80-ec39-44bf...@googlegroups.com>):

You are a real practical choker.

[Don Stockbauer]

I bought my wife a choker necklace and the temptation was irresistible ; her funeral is next week Tuesday
at 7 PM.

[Mike]

On Aug 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<838d8a8e-e912-47c1...@googlegroups.com>):

Does she know about Darleen???

[Don Stockbauer]

yes it was our idea together we're going to take the hundred and fifty trillion dollar insurance settlement and move to Botswana land and live in mud huts

[Mike]

On Aug 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<0753d192-d305-4ec5...@googlegroups.com>):

After taxes, all you would have left is enough for a mud hut to live in.

[Don Stockbauer]

Well, America doesn't quite have the tax rate Sweden does , but we are pretty high.

[Don Stockbauer]

PS : even if the United States would have a tax rate of 99% it still leaves 1.5 trillion dollars which is six times more money than Musk has.

[Mike]

On Aug 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bf5a4285-1d52-4b73...@googlegroups.com>):

> Well, America doesn't quite have the tax rate Sweden does , but we are pretty
> high.

Well, too much brännvin will go that to you

[Mike]

On Aug 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01b985b0-f69f-4bae...@googlegroups.com>):

You forgot state taxes --- it all adds up to over 100%

[Don Stockbauer]

I hate you because I'm a T totaler and I had to actually go look up what Brannvin is, Google tells me it's demon whiskey , can't believe I actually looked up demon whiskey with these virgin eyes.

[Mike]

On Aug 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<4f31f639-00cb-4038...@googlegroups.com>):

After Darlene -- I doubt there is anything ;eft about you that is still
virgin.

[Don Stockbauer]

you are just so wrong. There's my left earlobe .

Not to wear out my welcome with the national lampoon or anything but they once had a poem it was patterned after renaissance poetry ,something like
that ( and it's title was

To a maid made bigge by what she made bigge

and I'll never forget the final lines , they went

I have known every hole in thy fair form save one.

Mayhaps it was John Donne?

[Mike]

On Aug 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b163b61-3113-455d...@googlegroups.com>):

You left out the Ballet Dancers Lament
“I should have dance all night"

[Don Stockbauer]

I was invited to this person's house for a dance . when I got there he said "oh I didn't quite tell you all of it , it's a danse macabre"

[Mike]

On Aug 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<e941dc9a-21d4-4463...@googlegroups.com>):

> "oh I didn't quite tell you all of it , it's a danse macabre”

Was her description dead on???

[Don Stockbauer]

They had an interesting demonstration there ; it was a dead person with an erection.
They called it a dead-on.