Noah
Joseph Davidson
Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
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Robert Lewis
j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
>Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
>
>He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
>
And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
was the Noah count?
Dafydd Price Jones
In article <51knq3$5...@news.accessus.net>, Robert Lewis <rlewis@
brazosport.cc.tx.us> writes
Noah wood gopher broke.
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dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
Bibo ergo sum
Marc Egeth
Robert Lewis wrote:
>
> j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
> >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> >
> >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> >
>
> And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> was the Noah count?
but that's really of no account...
James D. Davis
Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
pml
Well, Shem on you!
Thomas Lindemuth
Dafydd Price Jones wrote:
>
> In article <51knq3$5...@news.accessus.net>, Robert Lewis <rlewis@
> brazosport.cc.tx.us> writes
> >>Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> >>
> >>He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> >>
> >
> >And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> >was the Noah count?
> >
> Noah wood gopher broke.
> --
> | Dafydd Price Jones
> dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
> Bibo ergo sum
Noah was feeling unstable,
His snakes to bear young were unable.
He constructed a bed
Out of tree trunks and said,
"Even adders can multiply on a log table!"
(author forgotten, but from long-ago
Omni magazine limerick contest)
Robert Lewis
Obviously, we have a bunch of ark-eologists here.
Most people don't know it, but Adam and Eve's son
was with Noah during the flood.
What you *didn't* know that?
Well, it's an ark-Cain piece of trivia.
teribl
In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
>
>James D. Davis wrote:
>>
>> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
>> : Robert Lewis wrote:
>> : >
>> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
>> : > >
>> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
>> : > >
>> : >
>> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
>> : > was the Noah count?
>> : but that's really of no account...
>>
>> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
>> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
>
>Well, Shem on you!
I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
Melanie Aultman
On Thu, 19 Sep 1996, Thomas Lindemuth wrote:
>
> Dafydd Price Jones wrote:
> >
> > In article <51knq3$5...@news.accessus.net>, Robert Lewis <rlewis@
> > brazosport.cc.tx.us> writes
> > >j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
> > >>Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> > >>
> > >>He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> > >>
> > >
> > >And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> > >was the Noah count?
> > >
> > What would happen if the ark sank?
> > Noah wood gopher broke.
> > --
> > | Dafydd Price Jones
> > dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
> > Bibo ergo sum
>
> Noah was feeling unstable,
> His snakes to bear young were unable.
> He constructed a bed
> Out of tree trunks and said,
> "Even adders can multiply on a log table!"
>
> (author forgotten, but from long-ago
> Omni magazine limerick contest)
>
>Well, they couldn't very well play cards-Noah was standing
on the DECK!
pml
teribl wrote:
>
> In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
> >
> >James D. Davis wrote:
> >>
> >> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
> >> : Robert Lewis wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> >> : > >
> >> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> >> : > >
> >> : >
> >> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> >> : > was the Noah count?
> >> : but that's really of no account...
> >>
> >> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
> >> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
> >
> >Well, Shem on you!
>
> I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
> But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
> flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
> and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
> a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
pml
Melanie Aultman wrote:
>
> On Thu, 19 Sep 1996, Thomas Lindemuth wrote:
>
> >
> > Dafydd Price Jones wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <51knq3$5...@news.accessus.net>, Robert Lewis <rlewis@
> > > brazosport.cc.tx.us> writes
> > > >>Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> > > >>
> > > >>He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> > > >was the Noah count?
> > > >
> > > Noah wood gopher broke.
> > > --
> > > | Dafydd Price Jones
> > > dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
> > > Bibo ergo sum
> >
> > Noah was feeling unstable,
> > His snakes to bear young were unable.
> > He constructed a bed
> > Out of tree trunks and said,
> > "Even adders can multiply on a log table!"
> >
> > (author forgotten, but from long-ago
> > Omni magazine limerick contest)
> >
> >Well, they couldn't very well play cards-Noah was standing
> on the DECK!
And when he finally landed and planted a vineyard, he drank PORT wine.
Adam Bucky
> In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml
<plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
> >
> >James D. Davis wrote:
> >>
> >> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
> >> : Robert Lewis wrote:
> >> : >
> >> : > j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
> >> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> >> : > >
> >> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> >> : > >
> >> : >
> >> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> >> : > was the Noah count?
> >> :
> >> : but that's really of no account...
> >>
> >> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
> >> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
> >
> >Well, Shem on you!
>
>
> I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
> But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
> flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
> and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
> a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
Noah was actually a Cockney: Ark, the 'erald hangels sing...
Assignment for next week: make a pun on "Japhet"...
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teribl
Noah only took two rabbits out of millions. Did that mean that
Noah had a receded hare line?
teribl
Anthony M. Becker
Adam Bucky wrote:
>
> Assignment for next week: make a pun on "Japhet"...
Japheth to make challenges like this?
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teribl
In article <3242A7...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
>
>teribl wrote:
>>
>>> I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
>> But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
>> flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
>> and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
>> a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
>
You certainly have a lot of puns in that scull of yours, oar someone is
steering some over to you. If that is the case you water be ashamed
of yourself. Some of them them I sea I can't fathem though. Noah way!
Was Noah a vegitarian? All he took was pears! He Phyl'd up the
boat with them.
teribl
Melanie Aultman
> Hmmm, we're getting FLOODED with puns!
Duke Hayes
pml wrote:
>
> teribl wrote:
> >
> > In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
> > >
> > >James D. Davis wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
> > >> : Robert Lewis wrote:
> > >> : >
> > >> : > j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
> > >> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
> > >> : > >
> > >> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
> > >> : > >
> > >> : >
> > >> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
> > >> : > was the Noah count?
> > >> :
> > >> : but that's really of no account...
> > >>
> > >> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
> > >> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
> > >
> > >Well, Shem on you!
> >
> > But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
> > flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
> > and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
> > a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
>
> I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
evilz
In article <abucky1-2009...@mac14.pittenger.swarthmore.edu>,
abu...@cc.swarthmore.edu says...
>
> Noah was actually a Cockney: Ark, the 'erald hangels sing...
>
Well, it'd be easy to find space for a couple of armadillos, but how Japhet two
elephants, two Rhinos and two Hippos into a boat that small? And what do you to feed
them, milk, butter and Jesus?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch!"
-- W.C. Fields
email: pet...@chcsn1.ait.ac.nz
pml
Melanie Aultman wrote:
>
> On 23 Sep 1996, teribl wrote:
>
> >
> > In article <3242A7...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
> > >
> > >teribl wrote:
> > >>
> > >> But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
> > >> flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
> > >> and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
> > >> a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
> > >
> > >I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
> >
> >
> > steering some over to you. If that is the case you water be ashamed
> > of yourself. Some of them them I sea I can't fathem though. Noah way!
> > Was Noah a vegitarian? All he took was pears! He Phyl'd up the
> > boat with them.
> > teribl
> >
> > Hmmm, we're getting FLOODED with puns!
Now don't start beaching about it.
James D. Davis
teribl (ter...@inxpress.net) wrote:
: Noah only took two rabbits out of millions. Did that mean that
: Noah had a receded hare line?
'Course not. By the time he left the Ark, he had thousands of
rabbits.
Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
With snakes it was another matter. After the flood, Noah opened
the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
"Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
said.
"We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
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James Davis (ji...@gate.net)
If you lived in cyberspace, you'd be home by now.
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Chris
Duke Hayes <dha...@vcd.hp.com> so eloquently said:
>pml wrote:
>>
>> teribl wrote:
>> >
>> > In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
>> > >
>> > >James D. Davis wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
>> > >> : Robert Lewis wrote:
>> > >> : >
>> > >> : > j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
>> > >> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
>> > >> : > >
>> > >> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
>> > >> : > >
>> > >> : >
>> > >> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
>> > >> : > was the Noah count?
>> > >> :
>> > >> : but that's really of no account...
>> > >>
>> > >> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
>> > >> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
>> > >
>> > >Well, Shem on you!
>> >
>> > I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
>> > But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
>> > flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
>> > and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
>> > a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
>>
>> I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
>What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
Ya really ought to take a bow for that one1 :-)
Chris
bub...@ix.netcom.com
(Insert your favorite words of wisdom, witty phrases, jokes, and general babbling here ;-) )
Daniel C. Hawkins
: >>
: >> I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
:
: >What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
:
: Ya really ought to take a bow for that one1 :-)
They said sternly.
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Duke Hayes
Daniel C. Hawkins wrote:
>
> : >>
> : >> I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
> :
> : >What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
> :
> : Ya really ought to take a bow for that one1 :-)
> :
>
> They said sternly.
>
Silver Rhodes
Chop down a couple of trees, and make them into picnic-table
formation, then give them to the adders. Even adders can multiply
with log tables!
I know, that was adderly awful. What a snake in the grass. Fang you
for your applause. It's time for me to spit.
-Silver Rhodes, slithering away.
Dafydd Price Jones
>: >> I'm not going to take a lot of ship from you!
>:
>: >What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
>:
>: Ya really ought to take a bow for that one1 :-)
>:
>
>They said sternly.
>
hitting rock bottom, depicting the stern of the crew that's writing it. Noah Peel
teribl
>> Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
>> With snakes it was another matter. After the flood, Noah opened
>>the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
>>two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
>> "Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
>>said.
>> "We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
Funnee! That rattlered my cage. As for all those rabbits,no problemo!
after all, they are hare today and gone tomorrow.
teribl
Melanie Aultman
On Wed, 25 Sep 1996, Silver Rhodes wrote:
>
> Chop down a couple of trees, and make them into picnic-table
> formation, then give them to the adders. Even adders can multiply
> with log tables!
>
> I know, that was adderly awful. What a snake in the grass. Fang you
> for your applause. It's time for me to spit.
Did you hear about the poor snake? He didn't even have a pit
to hiss in.
>
> -Silver Rhodes, slithering away.
> > Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
> > With snakes it was another matter. After the flood, Noah opened
> >the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
> >two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
> > "Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
> >said.
> > "We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
> >
Robert Lewis
Adam Bucky wrote:
>
> Assignment for next week: make a pun on "Japhet"...
Why d'Japhet-ter us with an assignment like that?
Robert Lewis
ter...@inxpress.net (teribl) wrote:
>
<snip>
>
>I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
>But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
Doris something missing from your list of Days. Maybe you were
dazed when you wrote it.
40 Days might weigh too much. You'd better use Day-Lights...
>and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
>a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
.. And Knight-Lights.
It would be a disaster if anyone fell overboard from the Ark.
So, if you're gonna have knights, be sure to include
Sir Chand Rescue.
. And Sir Up. he's sweet.
But not the drunkard, Sir Osis.
Or that sex maniac, Sir Loin.
Melanie Aultman
On 25 Sep 1996, Robert Lewis wrote:
>
> ter...@inxpress.net (teribl) wrote:
> >
> <snip>
> >
> >I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
> >But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
> >flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc....
>
> Doris something missing from your list of Days. Maybe you were
> dazed when you wrote it.
> 40 Days might weigh too much. You'd better use Day-Lights...
>
>
> >and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
> >a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
>
> .. And Knight-Lights.
>
> It would be a disaster if anyone fell overboard from the Ark.
> So, if you're gonna have knights, be sure to include
> Sir Chand Rescue.
> But Noah could look for
them with his flood lights.
Silver Rhodes
On Wed, 25 Sep 1996 22:31:40 -0400, Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org>
wrote:
>On Wed, 25 Sep 1996, Silver Rhodes wrote:
>
>>
>> Chop down a couple of trees, and make them into picnic-table
>> formation, then give them to the adders. Even adders can multiply
>> with log tables!
>>
>> I know, that was adderly awful. What a snake in the grass. Fang you
>> for your applause. It's time for me to spit.
>
>Did you hear about the poor snake? He didn't even have a pit
>to hiss in.
>
>
>>
>> -Silver Rhodes, slithering away.
>
[SNIP]
If I were in that situation, I'd have a hissy pit.
-SR
Silver Rhodes
On 25 Sep 1996 22:04:35 GMT, Robert Lewis <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>
wrote:
>ter...@inxpress.net (teribl) wrote:
>>
><snip>
>>
>>I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
>>But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
>>flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc....
>
>Doris something missing from your list of Days. Maybe you were
>dazed when you wrote it.
>40 Days might weigh too much. You'd better use Day-Lights...
>
>
>>and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
>>a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
>
>.. And Knight-Lights.
>
>It would be a disaster if anyone fell overboard from the Ark.
>So, if you're gonna have knights, be sure to include
>Sir Chand Rescue.
>
>. And Sir Up. he's sweet.
>But not the drunkard, Sir Osis.
>Or that sex maniac, Sir Loin.
>
>
>
Allright, enough with the sirnames!
-SR
James D. Davis
teribl (ter...@inxpress.net) wrote:
: In article <32495217...@news.atlanta.com>, srh...@tiger.avana.net (Silver Rhodes) says:
:
: >> Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
: >> With snakes it was another matter. After the flood, Noah opened
: >>the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
: >>two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
: >> "Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
: >>said.
: >> "We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
:
: Funnee! That rattlered my cage. As for all those rabbits,no problemo!
: teribl
I had a hutch you'd say that.
Daniel C. Hawkins
Silver Rhodes (srh...@tiger.avana.net) wrote:
: On Wed, 25 Sep 1996 22:31:40 -0400, Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org>
Then you must be a pit viper?
BHeneg8560
In article <324ac254...@news.atlanta.com>, srh...@tiger.avana.net
(Silver Rhodes) writes:
>>Did you hear about the poor snake? He didn't even have a pit
>>to hiss in.
What do snakes keep their breasts in?
A co-bra!
Ben Heneghan
Dafydd Price Jones
In article <52i0p4$o...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, BHeneg8560
<bhene...@aol.com> writes
Well, a pair of birds made a nest in a bra that was hanging on Noah's
wife's line. You would not believe the coincidence ...
--
| Dafydd Price Jones
dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
Titw Tomos Las
pml
Was that supposed to be bunny?
Anyway, when Noah sent out the first bird, he must have been raven mad.
But everything dovetailed eventually.
Robert Lewis
ji...@gate.net (James D. Davis) wrote:
>teribl (ter...@inxpress.net) wrote:
>: In article <32495217...@news.atlanta.com>, srh...@tiger.avana.net (Silver Rhodes) says:
>:
>: >> Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
<snakes snipped>
>:
>:
>: Funnee! That rattlered my cage. As for all those rabbits,no problemo!
>: after all, they are hare today and gone tomorrow.
>: teribl
>
> I had a hutch you'd say that.
If Noah had bunnies on the Ark, would that make it
a "rabbit-transit system"?
Actually, Noah hadn't planned to take the rabbits at all;
He had them on hand because he was supposed to give them
in payment to one of his workmen. He was quite distraught
when the flood came before he could pay the debt.
It was a hare-owing experience!
James D. Davis
pml (plav...@nh.ultranet.com) wrote:
: James D. Davis wrote:
: >
: > teribl (ter...@inxpress.net) wrote:
: > : In article <32495217...@news.atlanta.com>, srh...@tiger.avana.net (Silver Rhodes) says:
: > :
: > : >> Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
: > : >>the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
: > : >>two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
: > : >> "Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
: > : >>said.
: > : >> "We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
: > :
: > : Funnee! That rattlered my cage. As for all those rabbits,no problemo!
: > : after all, they are hare today and gone tomorrow.
: > : teribl
: >
: > I had a hutch you'd say that.
: Was that supposed to be bunny?
:
: Anyway, when Noah sent out the first bird, he must have been raven mad.
: But everything dovetailed eventually.
When the dove came back with a branch, Noah said, "I guess olive
through it."
Pierre Abbat
Noah looked out of the Arkansas the dove come back with a branch in its
mouth.
phma
Frank Reid
would he have used?
An arc welder.
--
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teribl
I thought they nested in a prophylactic, thus they lived in a
condom inium.
Oresky - Alan R.
Ah, well, oar's well that ends well...
Duke Hayes (dha...@vcd.hp.com) wrote:
: pml wrote:
: >
: > teribl wrote:
: > >
: > > In article <3241F8...@nh.ultranet.com>, pml <plav...@nh.ultranet.com> says:
: > > >
: > > >James D. Davis wrote:
: > > >>
: > > >> Marc Egeth (mfa...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
: > > >> : Robert Lewis wrote:
: > > >> : >
: > > >> : > j...@Radix.Net (Joseph Davidson) wrote:
: > > >> : > >Noah was quite dark from the sun, when he loaded his animals on.
: > > >> : > >
: > > >> : > >He was known as an Ark Tan Gent.
: > > >> : > >
: > > >> : >
: > > >> : > And the constant "One, two, one, two, one, two..."
: > > >> : > was the Noah count?
: > > >> :
: > > >> : but that's really of no account...
: > > >>
: > > >> You guys are like one of Noah's sons...Ham!
: > > >> And if you don't like that joke, you Ararat!
: > > >
: > > >Well, Shem on you!
: > >
: > > I agree. You ark to be aShemed of yourself. Boat of you.
: > > But perhaps we should keep this one afloat if only people will
: > > flood it with pairs of puns. I think 40 Days ( Bob Day, Jim Day etc.
: > > and 40 Knights (Sir gladhand, Sir Laughsalot etc) would be overloathing
: > > a bit. Noah matter, I like it.
: >
Doug Russell
ji...@gate.net (James D. Davis) wrote:
> When the dove came back with a branch, Noah said, "I guess olive
>through it."
But still doubtful, Noah sent out a rodent, and when it survived, he
said, "I guess we all can breathe, if this is Ararat can breathe."
Vicky Tong
> James D. Davis wrote:
>
> teribl (ter...@inxpress.net) wrote:
> : In article <32495217...@news.atlanta.com>, srh...@tiger.avana.net (Silver Rhodes) says:
> :
> : >> Noah knew the proverb: "Look before you lepus."
> : >> With snakes it was another matter. After the flood, Noah opened
> : >>the Ark doors, and the animals scampered out into the world. Except for
> : >>two snakes, which he found curled up in a corner.
> : >> "Why are you still here? You should go forth and multiply," Noah
> : >>said.
> : >> "We can't," one said miserably. "We're adders!"
> :
So Noah tossed in a couple of "logs" and all was well with the snakes!
--
Vicky
Rich Adams
Daniel C. Hawkins (dhaw...@shell.one.net) wrote:
: : >>
: :
: : >What the hull, maybe we ought to keel them with kindness.
: :
:
: They said sternly.
Such diction nary have i seen, but your noah webster...
--
~ Rich Adams [DNRC] Women move in strange and mysterious ways.
~ ri...@alpha.delta.edu I can never find any of my stuff after
~ sp...@genie.geis.com they have moved it.
Duke Hayes
Daniel C. Hawkins wrote:
>
> Silver Rhodes (srh...@tiger.avana.net) wrote:
> : On Wed, 25 Sep 1996 22:31:40 -0400, Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org>
> : wrote:
> :
> : >On Wed, 25 Sep 1996, Silver Rhodes wrote:
> : >
> : >>
> : >> Chop down a couple of trees, and make them into picnic-table
> : >> formation, then give them to the adders. Even adders can multiply
> : >> with log tables!
> : >>
> : >> I know, that was adderly awful. What a snake in the grass. Fang you
> : >> for your applause. It's time for me to spit.
> : >
> : >to hiss in.
> : >
> : >
> : >>
> : >> -Silver Rhodes, slithering away.
> : >
> : [SNIP]
> :
> : If I were in that situation, I'd have a hissy pit.
> :
>
> Then you must be a pit viper?
Pierre Abbat
I've heard that the word "gopher" refers not to a species of wood but to
a way of treating the wood. Is it therefore a term of ark?
phma
pml
Pierre Abbat wrote:
>
> I've heard that the word "gopher" refers not to a species of wood but to
> a way of treating the wood. Is it therefore a term of ark?
>
pml
But then again, they might have used the log-a-rhythm method.