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楊硬

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Jan 1, 2022, 3:33:15 AM1/1/22

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Don Stockbauer

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Jul 9, 2022, 4:32:47 PM7/9/22

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this is it right here this is the only way I'm willing to go on this is a nice short thread no scrolling down forever just one thread instead of six this is it this Hass to be here this is the only way I'll go on by this message here just us two responding to this thread here and none other just this thread not six threads but just this one and it being nice and short it'll take several years probably for it to get out of hand unpleasant so this is it

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 9, 2022, 6:20:52 PM7/9/22

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Oh hell, we'll let Elle in if he or she wants to.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 9, 2022, 10:46:13 PM7/9/22

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OK, then, we'll go the solitaire route: will let L in come L or high water. And he or she can bring in his or her fancy-schmancy French magazine.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 9, 2022, 10:52:15 PM7/9/22

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And she can bring in a magazine to use on the 30 first graders.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 9, 2022, 10:54:31 PM7/9/22

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When you're sexing chickens the first graders have to get up earlier than the second graders.

Mike

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Jul 10, 2022, 3:59:49 AM7/10/22

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Why are you talking to yourself??? As bad as that looks it is not as bad as
arguing with yourself and
loosing both sides.

Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 10, 2022, 8:14:44 AM7/10/22

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Because you clammed up. and definitely, the world is not your oyster.

Mike

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Jul 10, 2022, 8:56:49 AM7/10/22

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Id only you could conch your replies better.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 10, 2022, 9:29:54 AM7/10/22

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Well , you need some conching on how to write good, maybe we can get you a conch coach to go over your diction ,gramma and such.

Mike

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Jul 10, 2022, 10:15:17 AM7/10/22

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On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9bc23131-9eac-4191...@googlegroups.com>):

Leave my Grandmother out of it.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 10, 2022, 11:10:48 AM7/10/22

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Oh come on , you want your grandmother in the orgy you're organizing, don't you?

Mike

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Jul 10, 2022, 12:13:41 PM7/10/22

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On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<59f91949-52e5-4d98...@googlegroups.com>):

Well. I was going to rent the local Carouse-lle for the event.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 10, 2022, 3:05:42 PM7/10/22

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well I'm glad you're going to have the event . of course the music you want to play there is "I keep working my Way back to you , Babe " by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.
I just love that joke.
I use it so much people are sick of it , they say "Stockbauer, come up with something else please!"

Mike

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Jul 11, 2022, 5:54:22 AM7/11/22

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On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<c032f0ba-ca48-48de...@googlegroups.com>):

> something else please!”

WIth lines like that , people will want to try and joke you to death

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 11, 2022, 9:12:09 AM7/11/22

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Look here buddy you're accusing me of doing cocaine
I don't like that I'm totally drug-free except for the heroin she came along and saved my life.

Mike

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Jul 11, 2022, 2:48:47 PM7/11/22

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On Jul 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<81d4676e-a4cb-4753...@googlegroups.com>):

Becareful what you are caffeine up an admission to using...

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 11, 2022, 3:22:48 PM7/11/22

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I knew this fellow he adored the human body , he adored every last part of it but in particular he liked peoples' calves ; he was a calf fiend.

Mike

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Jul 12, 2022, 5:01:12 AM7/12/22

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On Jul 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<81e2259c-a8a6-49d8...@googlegroups.com>):

Was that Dr Frankenstein??? He did love the human body --- piecemeal

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 12, 2022, 10:45:22 AM7/12/22

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Al Franken of Saturday night live fame and later he became a politician , he really liked his beer , he had this one very fancy mug for it , he called it his Frankenstein.

Mike

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Jul 12, 2022, 12:21:13 PM7/12/22

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On Jul 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f53471fd-a049-407b...@googlegroups.com>):

Who thought he was a musician and kept trying to play his Stein-way piano

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 12, 2022, 12:47:55 PM7/12/22

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He wanted to know how heavy the piano was so he got a big scale and did this Stein-weighing.

Mike

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Jul 12, 2022, 2:31:22 PM7/12/22

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On Jul 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<595c6adc-083c-4d55...@googlegroups.com>):

That is not how John Stein-beck wrote about it.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 12, 2022, 10:16:04 PM7/12/22

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Did you know that Steinbach was a North Vietnamese sympathizer? Yeah , he wrote this book " Travels with Charlie."

Mike

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Jul 13, 2022, 4:51:29 AM7/13/22

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On Jul 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<7728b9af-e490-431d...@googlegroups.com>):

> wrote this book " Travels with Charlie.”
But at the time he wrote that he was suffering from the wrath of grapes.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 13, 2022, 11:06:34 AM7/13/22

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The book of his I really like is "the old man and sea " . oh wait a minute, wrong mega famous author.

Mike

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Jul 13, 2022, 3:35:03 PM7/13/22

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On Jul 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fb3c92e7-ae07-40be...@googlegroups.com>):

Hopefully you were ernest about reading the book.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 13, 2022, 10:10:24 PM7/13/22

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You can pull the old henway joke on someone , what's a henway, oh, about about 2 pounds and then you can pull the hemingway joke on someone , you ask them what's a Hemingway , they'll say I don't know , oh about 160 pounds.

Mike

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Jul 14, 2022, 5:28:55 AM7/14/22

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On Jul 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<6488ddda-b6cd-4bcd...@googlegroups.com>):

Just so you do not drachma in the old greacian urn joke

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 14, 2022, 2:40:48 PM7/14/22

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OK, if I can't do the old "what's a Greek urn" joke how about "how does your typical female screw in a lightbulb ?" the answer is "she holds it stationary and expects the entire earth to revolve around her."

Mike

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Jul 14, 2022, 3:40:13 PM7/14/22

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On Jul 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bbeb197a-3382-43a8...@googlegroups.com>):

> and expects the entire earth to revolve around her.”

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
None -- thats a hardware problem.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 14, 2022, 7:08:02 PM7/14/22

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Well, it just takes two but they've got to be really really tiny to fit inside there.

Mike

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Jul 15, 2022, 3:54:37 AM7/15/22

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On Jul 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<2d9d1d9a-62da-46db...@googlegroups.com>):

How many board meetings does it take to get a lightbulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is incomplete
pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week.
Meanwhile…

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 15, 2022, 6:42:59 PM7/15/22

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What are Joseph Barker Humber's three laws of management (he was a former coworker of mine at NASA )

number one :

Nothing
useful is ever accomplished in a meeting.

Number two:

A manager is ,by definition , your inferior.

Law number three :

As you speak to managers who occupy a higher and higher level your words by necessity must become simpler and simpler . At the very top level of management you're down to grunts and gestures.

Joe didn't like managers much.

Mike

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Jul 16, 2022, 2:40:21 AM7/16/22

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On Jul 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d6b1ad8c-aad5-4e96...@googlegroups.com>):

The Plan by unknown

In the beginning was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke among themselves saying,

"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their supervisors and said,

"It is a pile of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the supervisor went unto their managers and said,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may
abide by it."

And the managers went unto their directors, saying,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,

"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the directors went unto the vice presidents, saying unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the vice presidents went unto the president, saying unto him,

"The new plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful
effects."

And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.

And the plan became policy.

This is how shit happens.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 16, 2022, 1:34:14 PM7/16/22

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Guy goes into a bar , goes up to a man drinking there and says "I want to tell you about shit "

The guy at the bar says, "I don't know nothing about that , I wanna talk about the atomic bomb "

So the guy says " Did you know that if you make a sphere out of all the human shit excreted in one day it would make a ball 6 miles across ?"

Guy at the bar says "I don't know nothing about that, I want to talk about the atomic bomb !"

the guy says "well , no wait a minute , did you know that the Klardopholus fly only lays its eggs on human shit and they create a fly two inches across ?"

guy at the bar says "I don't know nothing about that , I want to talk about the atomic bomb "

the guy says "no , wait a minute , did you know that if you take a pile of shit and run two wire leads into it you can build a battery that will run a toy train set ?"

Guy at the bar says "I don't know nothing about that , I want to talk about the atomic bomb."

the other fellow says "The atomic bomb? The atomic bomb? You wanna talk about the atomic bomb? Friend, you don't know shit. "

Mike

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Jul 16, 2022, 3:39:27 PM7/16/22

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On Jul 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f1b25815-a479-454c...@googlegroups.com>):

> the atomic bomb? Friend, you don't know shit. “
I will have atom about that crack.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 16, 2022, 7:26:15 PM7/16/22

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I get the have attem part you know that's from the word Atom but the crack reference I don't quite understand you know there's nothing there about doing cocaine or anything I'm just totally confused as is normal.

Mike

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Jul 17, 2022, 5:59:15 AM7/17/22

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On Jul 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<510598f9-9790-47fd...@googlegroups.com>):

So you claim that you are that way dazed and night????

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 17, 2022, 12:34:26 PM7/17/22

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once I suspected Darlene was fooling around on me ,
I came home unexpectedly in the afternoon and there she was in bed with this fellow in full medieval armor ,
I looked around and got my 12 pound sledge hammer that I split logs with and conked him on the head , the result of that was a dazed night.

Mike

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Jul 17, 2022, 1:44:22 PM7/17/22

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On Jul 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be82706d-062d-4d88...@googlegroups.com>):

So you were pissed he had his armor round her.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 17, 2022, 2:44:53 PM7/17/22

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The arm I didn't mind so much, it was when she started yelling "my , your lance is sure long a lot."

Mike

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Jul 17, 2022, 3:14:34 PM7/17/22

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On Jul 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<6097a686-8b79-49bc...@googlegroups.com>):

> lance is sure long a lot.”
So he was giving her the shaft!!!

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 17, 2022, 5:51:23 PM7/17/22

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Yes , he had gone through her apartment stealing items plus he was having standard penile-vaginal intercourse with her , so he was giving her the shaft in two different ways.

Mike

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Jul 18, 2022, 6:13:44 AM7/18/22

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On Jul 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<d3fb2a8e-b5d5-495a...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 10, 2022 at 11:13:41 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<59f91949-52e5-4d98...@googlegroups

A shag-gy dog story....

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 18, 2022, 9:32:00 AM7/18/22

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I had a shaggy dog once ; the damn thing would shag every cur bitch that came along.

Mike

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Jul 18, 2022, 11:23:29 AM7/18/22

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On Jul 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da0f1383-1ba4-4f35...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 11, 2022 at 4:54:22 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c032f0ba-ca48-48de...@googlegroups

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 10, 2022 at 11:13:41 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<59f91949-52e5-4d98...@googlegrou

All that bonking, he could have gone bonkers.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 18, 2022, 1:04:22 PM7/18/22

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There was this fellow, he was into dog sex so he got himself an absolutely huge male Great Dane and he taught it to well , how to put it delicately , how to treat his posterior region as the Great Dane would treat the posterior region of a female Great Dane. They were experimenting with this position and lo and behold the two of them got hung up just like a male and a female dog will get hung up together . Then the great Dane realized that the only way he could get out of this position would be to pull backwards and he wound up pulling the guy on his hands and knees backward all over the kitchen.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 18, 2022, 6:22:49 PM7/18/22

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Was that last post too risqué? I've already been kicked out of Twitter for posting inappropriate content. I sure wouldn't want that to happen over here in the user groups . But anything goes in the user groups . How about something like this , the National Lampoon magazine got sued for publishing the details of how kids can go up on a freeway overpass and drop a brick right into the windshield of a car below . So I guess I would be well advised not to do that here?????

Mike

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Jul 19, 2022, 4:35:04 AM7/19/22

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On Jul 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<5635c107-aac0-4016...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 18, 2022 at 10:23:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<da0f1383-1ba4-4f35...@googlegroups.com>):

> > All that bonking, he could have gone bonkers.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow, he was into dog sex so he got himself an absolutely
> huge male Great Dane and he taught it to well , how to put it delicately ,
> how to treat his posterior region as the Great Dane would treat the posterior
> region of a female Great Dane. They were experimenting with this position and
> lo and behold the two of them got hung up just like a male and a female dog
> will get hung up together . Then the great Dane realized that the only way he
> could get out of this position would be to pull backwards and he wound up
> pulling the guy on his hands and knees backward all over the kitchen.

For that you will have both the ASPCA and PETA after you.

Mike

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Jul 19, 2022, 4:36:43 AM7/19/22

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On Jul 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<c110f15f-a7a1-4437...@googlegroups.com>):

Considering usenet is not moderated -- but it would be prude-nt to back off a
bit.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 19, 2022, 11:26:41 AM7/19/22

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No need to contact those animal protection agencies.
the dog loved it !!!
he's not gonna file any complaints.

so you want me to back off on my material little bit?
OK here goes :

Mary had a little lamb ,
Its fleece was white as snow .
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

Mike

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Jul 19, 2022, 1:37:38 PM7/19/22

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On Jul 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<53317c06-e0cc-44d7...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, July 19, 2022 at 3:36:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c110f15f-a7a1-4437...@googlegroups.com>):

> > Considering usenet is not moderated -- but it would be prude-nt to back off
> > a
> > bit.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No need to contact those animal protection agencies.
> the dog loved it !!!
> he's not gonna file any complaints.
>
> so you want me to back off on my material little bit?
> OK here goes :
>
> Mary had a little lamb ,
> Its fleece was white as snow .
> And everywhere that Mary went,
> The lamb was sure to go.

If you really want insurance, I can recommend Prude-ntial.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 19, 2022, 2:13:09 PM7/19/22

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Or for people who need to be insured against constipation you have Prune-dential.

Mike

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Jul 20, 2022, 4:41:39 AM7/20/22

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On Jul 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<a5abef43-3a16-4acd...@googlegroups.com>):

By the agent in Prune-dale???

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 20, 2022, 10:29:04 AM7/20/22

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I have a cousin who's a farmer and he raises prunes. They named the community he lives in after his occupation: Prunedale.

Mike

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Jul 20, 2022, 2:52:51 PM7/20/22

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On Jul 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d26683c9-8c22-4acc...@googlegroups.com>):

That is farm from the facts.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 21, 2022, 3:04:58 AM7/21/22

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it's a shame that this pun forum is giving you a far-um for your far out political views.

Mike

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Jul 21, 2022, 5:09:01 AM7/21/22

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On Jul 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<72dfd4d2-41df-4da4...@googlegroups.com>):

Politicians -- some are forum, others are agin them

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 21, 2022, 3:56:55 PM7/21/22

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Politicians: you can't live with them, you can't live with them.

Mike

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Jul 22, 2022, 4:09:22 AM7/22/22

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On Jul 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<33415ed5-4c2c-4a32...@googlegroups.com>):

They minister to their own needs and not yours.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 22, 2022, 2:46:53 PM7/22/22

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And hardly any of them if they have a real job besides politics would choose something like a minister, something noble.

Mike

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Jul 22, 2022, 3:46:55 PM7/22/22

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On Jul 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8fb75d97-9a64-4a79...@googlegroups.com>):

But they would not have a prayer trying to do that job.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 22, 2022, 4:08:35 PM7/22/22

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They like their fried chicken and they're very religious , so they have a wing and a prayer.

Mike

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Jul 23, 2022, 5:13:48 AM7/23/22

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On Jul 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<80f6d3df-e220-4b9e...@googlegroups.com>):

The prayer to their patron saint -- Colonel Sanders.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 23, 2022, 4:37:20 PM7/23/22

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One time after a rousing session of stimulating his wife digitally during sex he said "it's finger licking good"

Mike

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Jul 23, 2022, 5:07:21 PM7/23/22

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On Jul 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47bc4a32-bbfc-4191...@googlegroups.com>):

> he said "it's finger licking good Thats one way not to kid around

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 23, 2022, 10:06:02 PM7/23/22

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He decided to add a second line of food which is goat; and he's calling it Kentucky Fried Cabrito.

Mike

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Jul 24, 2022, 3:53:27 AM7/24/22

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On Jul 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<c62146bd-ecaf-477f...@googlegroups.com>):

If true - he can go flock himself.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 24, 2022, 9:07:29 AM7/24/22

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A shepard had his sheep exposed on a hill and then he saw a huge thunderstorm approaching so he said "let's get the flock out of here"

Mike

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Jul 24, 2022, 10:59:12 AM7/24/22

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On Jul 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4afd5654-4985-4e82...@googlegroups.com>):

> approaching so he said "let's get the flock out of here”

They needed to pack it in --- fast

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 24, 2022, 4:13:47 PM7/24/22

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The sheep couldn't do that because they didn't have their backpacks with them.

Mike

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Jul 25, 2022, 6:36:57 AM7/25/22

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On Jul 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<f806acca-a432-483c...@googlegroups.com>):

Perhaps if we got “Satchel” Page to help them

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 25, 2022, 9:07:33 AM7/25/22

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You're not on the same Page as I am.

Mike

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Jul 25, 2022, 10:48:42 AM7/25/22

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On Jul 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<59f2b2b2-d843-4996...@googlegroups.com>):

No sheet!!

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 25, 2022, 3:47:33 PM7/25/22

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I'm going to get Jimmy to force open your lock.

Mike

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Jul 25, 2022, 3:58:05 PM7/25/22

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On Jul 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<040cc8a0-8b42-4aa5...@googlegroups.com>):

But my long locks are my most attractive feature.
It would be hair-isy to cut them

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 25, 2022, 5:13:31 PM7/25/22

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I only found out yesterday that Switzerland is a landlocked country.

Mike

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Jul 26, 2022, 5:55:09 AM7/26/22

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On Jul 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<22258378-e974-4ff4...@googlegroups.com>):

But they do have a navy
https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/europe/ch-navy.htm

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 26, 2022, 10:45:48 AM7/26/22

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And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds.

Mike

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Jul 26, 2022, 1:32:17 PM7/26/22

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On Jul 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<adfc9436-7136-4d1d...@googlegroups.com>):

Shore you will

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 26, 2022, 1:41:46 PM7/26/22

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Smells from deep sea animals, and smells from shoreline animals.
Great cartoon, a school of fish is playing baseball in the ocean right up next to the shoreline . One of them has batted the ball up on the beach and the caption of the cartoon is "Great moments in evolution ".

Mike

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Jul 26, 2022, 4:06:46 PM7/26/22

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On Jul 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<4fe21cc0-d85a-4f94...@googlegroups.com>):

How about the Dung Beetle Motivational Seminar “When shit happens -- be
sure it happens to you"

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 26, 2022, 4:39:22 PM7/26/22

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How about two new games by Milton Bradley ?

# 1 -- Incest, a game the whole family can play .

# 2 -- Shit or go blind : A game of decision making strategy.

Mike

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Jul 27, 2022, 5:18:50 AM7/27/22

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On Jul 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<6f87593b-181e-42d0...@googlegroups.com>):

Well, if you incest on that definition

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 27, 2022, 10:59:08 AM7/27/22

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I am incensed that people claim I am a product of incest

Mike

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Jul 27, 2022, 4:52:10 PM7/27/22

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On Jul 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<378de3f0-c40a-43b2...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 3:41:39 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a5abef43-3a16-4acd...@googlegroups

if you want to be divisive and subtract that allegation from your record.
I will add that to your todo list.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 27, 2022, 10:46:19 PM7/27/22

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I have so much on my to do list, one of them is to find a way to put Putin inside of a cage just like the poor gymnast has to be in one during her "trial".

Mike

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Jul 28, 2022, 3:27:23 AM7/28/22

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On Jul 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<d2e974c0-f473-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 1:52:51 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d26683c9-8c22-4acc...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 3:41:39 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a5abef43-3a16-4acd...@googlegrou

I suppose such an occurrence would have no appeal for him

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 28, 2022, 7:43:25 AM7/28/22

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We'll give him appeal, all right – off a banana!

Mike

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Jul 28, 2022, 1:14:52 PM7/28/22

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On Jul 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7fa4046c-ed36-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, July 28, 2022 at 2:27:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d2e974c0-f473-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > I have so much on my to do list, one of them is to find a way to put Putin
> > > inside of a cage just like the poor gymnast has to be in one during her
> > > "trial”.
> > I suppose such an occurrence would have no appeal for him
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We'll give him appeal, all right – off a banana!

I do not see what people like about bananas
Once you skin them and throw away the bone, there is nothing left

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 28, 2022, 1:36:26 PM7/28/22

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I heard that women like 'em better with the peel on.

Mike

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Jul 28, 2022, 3:55:35 PM7/28/22

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On Jul 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<346b3b8a-f19d-4091...@googlegroups.com>):

Most prefer cucumbers.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 28, 2022, 4:34:19 PM7/28/22

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There was this one lady who was so insatiable she bought the world prize winning zucchini from the Ohio State Fair which measured 6 feet long and 8 inches in diameter.

Mike

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Jul 29, 2022, 5:21:19 AM7/29/22

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On Jul 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<7ca5b789-b6ee-4215...@googlegroups.com>):

Now that would be stretching things a bit too far.

Don Stockbauer

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Jul 29, 2022, 10:13:42 AM7/29/22

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That joke reminds me of one that Bill Richter used to tell while we were in the river bottom picking pecans , and it goes :

I don't mind them riding a buggy

I don't mind them riding a car

but when they ride straddle

instead of sidesaddle

that's stretching it a little too far.

Mike

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Jul 29, 2022, 11:50:54 AM7/29/22

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On Jul 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9980946e-e150-41f9...@googlegroups.com>):

Just so they are not riding the horn.

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