What's a paperweight for?

Pierre Abbat

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Sep 13, 2004, 7:58:53 AM9/13/04

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To keep stationery stationary.

phma

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Dr Tormento

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Sep 13, 2004, 8:26:05 AM9/13/04

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Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote in
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> To keep stationery stationary.

Cut out this sheet shit.

Michael Balarama

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Sep 13, 2004, 8:57:06 AM9/13/04

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"Dr Tormento" <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message
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so the paper was stationary-everything else had the right to remain
stationary

nemo

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Sep 13, 2004, 9:55:29 AM9/13/04

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Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote in message
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> To keep stationery stationary.
>

What's a paperweight for?

It weights for the publisher's van to deliver it to the newsagents.

nemo

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Sep 13, 2004, 9:58:42 AM9/13/04

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Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message
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This is turning into a right Royal Fools' scrap!

nemo

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Sep 13, 2004, 10:00:07 AM9/13/04

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Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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If all stationery remained stationary, the Post Office would go bankrupt!

Message has been deleted

nemo

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Sep 13, 2004, 3:45:16 PM9/13/04

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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On 13 Sep 2004 12:26:05 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> found these
> unused words floating about:

> That's it ... ream him!
>
Unless he's quire, he won't enjoy it!

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 13, 2004, 4:48:52 PM9/13/04

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"Dr Tormento" wrote ...
> Pierre Abbat originally wrote :

>
>> To keep stationery stationary.
>
> Cut out this sheet shit.
>

It would be more of a challenge to vellum off with xerographics.

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 13, 2004, 4:52:35 PM9/13/04

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"J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> On 13 Sep 2004 12:26:05 GMT, Dr Tormento found these unused words floating
> about:
>>Pierre Abbat originally wrote :

>>
>>> To keep stationery stationary.
>>
>> Cut out this sheet shit.
>

> That's it ... ream him!
>

Not wise...Pierre could beat him to a pulp~

Dr Tormento

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Sep 14, 2004, 6:54:34 AM9/14/04

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"Jenni Saqua" <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in
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I'll get an electrician to file charges!

nemo

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:19:23 AM9/14/04

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Jenni Saqua <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in message
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Would he do that Underneath the Arches?

http://www.newcastle-arts-centre.co.uk/paper1.htm

nemo

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:21:05 AM9/14/04

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Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message

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> "Jenni Saqua" <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in
> news:41460897$0$99873$d36...@news.calweb.com:
>
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> >> On 13 Sep 2004 12:26:05 GMT, Dr Tormento found these unused words
> >> floating about:
> >>>Pierre Abbat originally wrote :
> >>>
> >>>> To keep stationery stationary.
> >>>
> >>> Cut out this sheet shit.
> >>
> >> That's it ... ream him!

Still won't enjoy it unless he's a Quire!

> >>
> > Not wise...Pierre could beat him to a pulp~
>
> I'll get an electrician to file charges!

On a charge-sheet?

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:26:14 AM9/14/04

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"Dr Tormento" wrote ...

> "Jenni Saqua" wrote:
>> "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
>>> On 13 Sep 2004 12:26:05 GMT, Dr Tormento found these unused words
>>> floating about:
>>>>Pierre Abbat originally wrote :
>>>>
>>>>> To keep stationery stationary.
>>>>
>>>> Cut out this sheet shit.
>>>
>>> That's it ... ream him!
>>>
>> Not wise...Pierre could beat him to a pulp~
>
> I'll get an electrician to file charges!
>

Well, you'd have to find one who wasn't run of the mill...

nemo

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:33:47 AM9/14/04

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Jenni Saqua <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in message
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Ewe tureen vellum makes very good soup and costs an arm and a leg. A calf's
arm and a leg!

I bought a bit once - ordinary, not uterine. A customer wanted it. 9 inches
by 12 and it cost £1 - 9s - 0d from Wind Sore and New Tonne in the 60s.
That's a huge amount in today's money. Same twit demanded real Ultramarine
at £8 an eighth-cake - until he saw it was more dull than the synthetic
kind! Made him pay for it though.

The morula the story: The customer is always shite!

nemo

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:58:05 AM9/14/04

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Jenni Saqua <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in message
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Run-off the mill - the overflow from the mill-race.

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 15, 2004, 3:30:54 AM9/15/04

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That's rather graphic.....I had no inkling you hardboard such violent
thoughts!

RUSiriusA

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Sep 15, 2004, 6:14:48 PM9/15/04

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In article <Xns9564468BB5C...@199.184.165.239>,
Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> wrote:

I lathe her with a passion.

Pierre Abbat

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Sep 16, 2004, 6:32:39 PM9/16/04

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Jenni Saqua wrote:

and bake him in the oven! J'aime les petits fours driniers.

(gg:foudrinier for what that is)

Tim Bruening

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Sep 17, 2004, 4:34:10 AM9/17/04

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nemo wrote:

Before that, I have to stuff it with ads, and before that, it has to be
printed on the printing press, and before that, it has to be loaded into
the printing press in the form of metal plates, and before that, the
metal plates have to be imprinted with images from the negatives, and
before that, the reporters and ad department must do their stuff.

nemo

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Sep 17, 2004, 8:04:14 AM9/17/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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And before that, (Litho), hundreds of buildings got weaker and weaker from
the constant "Thump thump thump . . " of hot metal type being stamped out
and lots of compositors who could read back to front (except for the ones
working for the Gruaniad) used to set the type up in frames by hand! Happy
daze - until Maggie Thatcher and Rupert Murder-doc came along!

It was infontile how people used to support and fawn over Thatcher - until
they got made redundant themselves, that is!

And we had dear old Diatype and Elecrotype instead of vastly over-priced
Quark Express!

nemo

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Sep 18, 2004, 9:57:56 AM9/18/04

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Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote in message
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> Jenni Saqua wrote:
>
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> >> On 13 Sep 2004 12:26:05 GMT, Dr Tormento found these unused words
> >> floating about:
> >>>Pierre Abbat originally wrote :
> >>>
> >>>> To keep stationery stationary.
> >>>
> >>> Cut out this sheet shit.
> >>
> >> That's it ... ream him!
> >>
> > Not wise...Pierre could beat him to a pulp~
>
> and bake him in the oven! J'aime les petits fours driniers.
>
> (gg:foudrinier for what that is)
>

D'yoo mind. We ave enough trouble with pasta shapes on 'ere wivaaat French
cookin' thrown in!

There are many sensible pasta shapes, but there are also a fusilli ones!

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 20, 2004, 1:07:17 AM9/20/04

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"Sheila Dundee" wrote ...

Nah, friends will vouch for me...not violent, by any sketch of the
imagination.

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 20, 2004, 2:25:55 AM9/20/04

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Easel does it!! I prefer to draw my own conclusions!

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 20, 2004, 1:49:08 PM9/20/04

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Just trying to interject a little chalkularity~ :)

nemo

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Sep 20, 2004, 2:20:52 PM9/20/04

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Jenni Saqua <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote in message
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Ana a medical artist might choose to draw his own contusions!

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 21, 2004, 2:50:41 AM9/21/04

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I guess I'll have to crayon someone else's shoulder, then - obviously, you
are
pastel sympathy for me :-(

nemo

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Sep 21, 2004, 4:29:25 PM9/21/04

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Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote in message
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>
Wait till he gets his Talens into yer!

<plug alert!>
http://www.talens.com/rembrandt.html

They're damned good, but the very best are Rowney's. Bloody expensive and
*very* fragile though.

http://www.daler-rowney-art.co.uk/prod_catalogue/disp_Products.asp?category=
7&brand=31

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 22, 2004, 12:59:27 AM9/22/04

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No, no... just kidding. C'mon now... oils well that ends well~

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 22, 2004, 1:35:42 AM9/22/04

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Sorry I bristled :-(
I'll texture later to explain.
(But at least it shows there still life in me!)

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 23, 2004, 1:17:15 AM9/23/04

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No prob. I knew you weren't really giving me the brush off. Of course
there's plenty of life in you-- just think! It's a nude day!~ ;-D

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 23, 2004, 2:59:19 AM9/23/04

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Posing nude in winter always makes my Botticelli :-(

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 23, 2004, 11:06:14 AM9/23/04

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That's what they live for, Sheil', that's what they live for~ <g> If it
didn't, you would certainly make some in here Blue, Boy... I tell ya!

nemo

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Sep 23, 2004, 12:54:03 PM9/23/04

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Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote in message

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>
If it's that cold, keep a brazing torch handy!

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 23, 2004, 11:36:33 PM9/23/04

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Well, I'm not inhibited..more exhibited!
Because I like to keep well toned a lot of men have designs on me!!!

Tim Bruening

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Sep 23, 2004, 11:41:05 PM9/23/04

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License: Fibbing pennies.

Somnolencense: Sleeping Pennies.

nemo

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Sep 24, 2004, 7:54:33 PM9/24/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> License: Fibbing pennies.
>
> Somnolencense: Sleeping Pennies.
>

Narcolepsy: Falling asleep suddenly every time you see a police informer.

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 25, 2004, 2:24:53 AM9/25/04

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Yep. And they're patiently waiting for you to produce exsculptatory
evidence~~ <g>

nemo

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Sep 25, 2004, 8:24:17 AM9/25/04

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Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote in message

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A lot men have designs on you? You're an easel in a busy drawing office?

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 25, 2004, 7:35:27 PM9/25/04

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It will be a relief to you to know I won't hammer the point.
I've blocked most of it out, but IIRC altho' I was stoned right through
collage, I was a smashed hit with everyone!

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 27, 2004, 1:55:47 AM9/27/04

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I'm just glad you didn't marry your first collage sweetheart ... remember
him? The chiseller who always took you for granite?

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 27, 2004, 10:51:15 AM9/27/04

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Hard to forget him - he became a rock star and lost his marbles. (I always
seamed to date schists!)

Jenni Saqua

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Sep 27, 2004, 7:43:54 PM9/27/04

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Once he asked you to go topless in his video, I knew it was a bust. (But
what's the statue of limitations on murder, anyway? :)

Don Kirkman

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Sep 27, 2004, 7:53:51 PM9/27/04

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It seems to me I heard somewhere that Sheila Dundee wrote in article
<415828d6$0$20580$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>:

I understand the statue of limitations finally ran out on him.
--
Don
don...@covad.net

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 28, 2004, 4:24:33 AM9/28/04

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That video had a cast of thousands! Butt he said I looked the best topless
because ivory bronzed.

Sheila Dundee

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Sep 28, 2004, 4:29:31 AM9/28/04

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Yeah - Art objected when he heard about that, but I said "To etch his own
"!

Tim Bruening

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Nov 13, 2004, 2:49:32 AM11/13/04

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nemo

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Nov 13, 2004, 9:48:57 AM11/13/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> License: Fibbing pennies.
>
> Somnolencense: Sleeping Pennies.

Somnambulist: Someone who walks in their sleep.

Somnambulance: The vehicle which takes the somnambulist to hospital after
he's fallen down the stairs!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 21, 2005, 10:29:09 PM1/21/05

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Tim Bruening

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Jan 27, 2005, 3:25:31 AM1/27/05

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Lucent: Plastic penny.

Lucent: Penny toilet.

Sent: A mailed or Fed Exed penny.

Sentient: Smart penny.

Sentiment: Feeling penny.