Nobel Prize- Losing Paper
dustbird
mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species. One of
his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray squirrel (S.
carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest. In one prolonged field
encampment, during a drought cycle in which the trees produced only a
minimum of nuts, he concentrated his research on one particular squirrel
family. He noticed that the male parental squirrel would crack a nut into
four equal pieces, and distribute the pieces to his mate and their two
female offspring. Fortunately, Professor Miller did not have to eat squirrel
fare himself, as his graduate students had packed along a nice field diet
that included premium mixed nuts, dried beluga caviar, and dehydrated
chocolate cheesecakes, the Professor's favorite rations. After completed his
observations, he returned to his Chair at an elite University, and published
a paper about his field work in the New England Journal of Social Zoology.
Impressed by the astonished implications of his study for a more
compassionate human economy, his peers nominated him for the Nobel Prize,
even though a few thought his reasoning was squirrelly. But though
Professor Miller protested earnestly that his paper was original, it was
quickly rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To Halve Nut."
Harry Farkas
"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
news:bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net...
Professor Miller was Catholic, and though his research kept him in the
field, he often tried to reach critical mass.
--
Harry Farkas
******************
Kathy
"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
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artyw
> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species. One of
> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray squirrel (S.
> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To Halve Nut."
That's acorny title.
Sheila Dundee
"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9...@4ax.com...
> On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
unused
> words floating about:
You chew crack me up!!
Sheila Dundee
> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:35:22 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
nutcracker.
> Shy <cough> ski bum too, perhaps?
You can telemarks my posts and that he's piste off that rich moguls like
my carves! :-(
Tim Bruening
To avoid being drafted to fight in Iraq.
Tim Bruening
For his own fowl purposes.
Tim Bruening
To visit a quack doctor.
Tim Bruening
Because the B comes after it.
Ljutefisk
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
> Why is the letter A like a flower?
>
> Because the B comes after it.
As part of the delivery process, your message was relayed to
alt.religion.kibology, which does not handle delivery of dumb jokes
without PIRATE content. As a result, it is not possible to determine
whether the message will get to its final destination.
ARRRRRR.
phy
news:41692A08...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
> Why did the chicken cross the road?
It depends on who you ask
http://www.chickenjoke.com/
-phy
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:09:19 -0500, "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> The hungry cannibal wanted his friend to halve a heart on him. {JAMc}
Cannibal: Male bovine that eats beef.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> words floating about:
>
> "Walnuts" to you !
Walnut: Crazy support structure.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Chewing: Flying mouth.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Cracking: Columbian drug lord.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Moguls: More sea birds!
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Cracking: Columbian drug lord.
Tim Bruening
The pupils of the Tendai school used to study
meditation before Zen entered Japan. Four of
them who were intimate friends promised one
another to observe seven days of silence.
On the first day all were silent. Their meditation
had begun auspiciously, but when night
came and the oil lamps were growing dim, one of
the pupils could not help exclaiming to a servant:
``Fix those lamps.''
The second pupil was surprised to hear the
first one talk. ``We are not supposed to say
a word'', he remarked.
``You two are stupid. Why did you talk?'' asked
the third.
``I am the only one who has not talked'',
concluded the fourth pupil.
-----
#71 in 101 Zen Stories. Paul Reps, editor.
Why didn't the first pupil simply write a request to fix the lamps?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
dogsnus wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> news:41692A08...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us:
>
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> > To avoid being drafted to fight in Iraq.
>
> That's not a joke.This_ is a joke:
But I've seen tons of chicken crossing the road jokes!
> Pepe and Don Pedro, who had been lost in the desert for weeks, (probably my
> uncles) were at death's door. As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in
> the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spied through the
> heat & haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they began to
> make out that the tree was draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There was
> smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.
>
> "Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "ees a bacon tree! We are saved!"
>
> "You're right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went on ahead and running up
> to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food. When he got to within
> five feet of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down he went
> in a hail of bullets. Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called
> out to his dying friend,
>
> "Pepe! Pepe!
>
> Que pasa hombre?"
>
> With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run amigo, run!
>
> Ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush."
Tim Bruening
Abu Guribe (sp?) guard answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken,
and I'll find out why it crossed the road.
George W Bush: To escape John Kerry's flip flops.
Tim Bruening
To attend a Fowl Ball.
Tim Bruening
For his own fowl purposes.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:41EB833D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Why did the rooster cross the road?
>
> To attend a Fowl Ball.
He was dyslexic and it was actually a very poor quality fowlball match.
I.e., a game of shlocker!
nemo
> Why is the letter A like a flower?
>
> Because the B comes after it.
And B gets wet because the C comes after it?
And F gets trampled because a G comes after it?
You're in your L M Nt now!
nemo
> Why did the duck cross the road?
>
> To visit a quack doctor.
Quack Doctor: Proctologist who can't pwonounce his wubbullewes!
nemo
> Why did the rooster cross the road?
>
> For his own fowl purposes.
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
For his own fowl porpoises.
pete
If every A be a B, then a baby A be a baby B.
--
pete
pete
>
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EB832A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Why did the rooster cross the road?
> >
> > For his own fowl purposes.
>
> Why did the dolphin cross the road?
Why did the rooster cross the road at Seaworld?
> For his own fowl porpoises.
--
pete
Xcott Craver
>
> Why did the rooster cross the road?
> For his own fowl purposes.
Because civilisation eventually collapsed, and then rose again,
1,000 years later, but a few yards to the left.
--X
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
How did the dolphin cross the road?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
How would a G trample an F?
Tim Bruening
Abu Guribe (sp?) guard answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken,
Tim Bruening
To avoid being drafted to fight in Iraq.
Tim Bruening
pete wrote:
And the Q gets stuck in line. The T gets drunk. The P goes down the
toilet.
Jack Curry
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
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>
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EB8344...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Why did the duck cross the road?
> >
> > To visit a quack doctor.
>
>
>
IFYPFY
Jack Curry
nemo
Jack Curry <JackCurry...@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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Jack Fruit.
nemo
pete <pfi...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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nemo
nemo
It's UK slang for racehorse - short for gee-gee which is baby-talk for
horse, as in:
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Right Honorable Neddie Seagoon, A.G.G.
What's A.G.G. for?
It's for the kiddies to rid on!
(Goon Show.)
nemo
nemo
Dire Straits: Where a cloth colouring company discharges its industrial
waste.
nemo
Xcott Craver <c...@B-r-a-i-n-H-z.com> wrote in message
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nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:skiqu0lkq00knk0uq...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 02:33:26 GMT, c...@B-r-a-i-n-H-z.com (Xcott Craver)
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
Meggerlith: Stone that you can check insulation resistance with.
http://physics.kenyon.edu/EarlyApparatus/Electrical_Measurements/Megger/Megg
er.html
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EC8B9B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41EB834B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Why is the letter A like a flower?
> > > >
> > > > Because the B comes after it.
> > >
> > > And B gets wet because the C comes after it?
> > >
> > > And F gets trampled because a G comes after it?
> > >
> > > You're in your L M Nt now!
> >
> > How would a G trample an F?
> >
> Wiv its oofs!
>
> It's UK slang for racehorse - short for gee-gee which is baby-talk for
> horse, as in:
>
> Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Right Honorable Neddie Seagoon, A.G.G.
>
> What's A.G.G. for?
>
> It's for the kiddies to rid on!
>
> (Goon Show.)
Why isn't there ever a Left Honorable someone, or even a Center Honorable
someone?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Sea Horse. Sea horse run.
nemo
nemo
Matthew L. Martin
Is anyone ever The Wrong Honorable Foolish Name?
Matthew (or Dis-Honorable, even?)
nemo
Matthew L. Martin <not...@notnow.never> wrote in message
news:10utaa2...@corp.supernews.com...
He was a member of The Queen's Own Third Disgusting Refusileers! (They were
cowards.)
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To attend a Fowl Ball.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
"Nick" <ni...@jhgkyoiyjcjfjg.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> His dick was stuck in the chicken.
LOL!!!
He misunderstood the meaning of stuffing?
If he hadn't he'd have caused great confusion in the grocers by asking for
some surgeon onions!
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42476336...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
To get to the other snide.
Telling a head louse to keep quiet: "Shnitt!"
(Dictionary.com don't know the origin. That's it.)
Tim Bruening
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Kerry buys stables?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
For his own fowl purposes.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
To avoid being drafted to fight in Iraq.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9...@4ax.com...
> > On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> > >"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> news:<bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net>...
> > >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the
> social-sharing
> > >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species.
> One of
> > >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray
> squirrel (S.
> > >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip) quickly
> rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
> > >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To
> Halve Nut."
> > >
> > >That's acorny title.
> >
> > "Walnuts" to you !
>
> You chew crack me up!!
Chewing: Flying mouth.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Cracking: Columbian drug lord.
nemo
Tim Bruening
s...@w.w.w.w wrote:
> Kinda lame but...
> What do Dragons eat when they are trying to loose weight?
> Knight lite
>
> or
>
> if you kill a werewolf and skin it and put on the skin does that make
you a
> wearwolf?
When Indian vampires die, they are burned in vampyres.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42AD3FC1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
>
> > Guest login <john.smith@micro$oft.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Oh yeah! I just want to add that I have not written this joke on
a
homepage
> > >so I am not asking you to go there to bump-up the visitors
counter. I
don't
> > >want to sell you insurance or even a penis enlargement kits. The
joke
is
> > >free! I know it is unusual, but I'm not selling anything at all!
> >
> > I want to have a sex change operation. I want to change from
'none'
> > to 'a lot'.
So when you fill in a form and it asks 'Sex', you enter, 'Yes
Please'??
>
> PS: Ocean of urine.
>
Post Scriptum: To type something like this.
Scriptum: Writing in your tummy.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Scriptum: A play about your tummy.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42AD3288...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Patrick Eweing: Flying sheep.
>
Wing Ding: Bell Helicopter.
Or a bell bird?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42AD3318...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> My Crow Scope: My mouth wash for black birds.
>
>
Elect Ron My Crow Scope.
They used one to examine his brain before Mr. Reagan was elected.
Lets have More Ron!
Tim Bruening
Cyli wrote:
On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:19:15 -0400, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote:
(snipped)
>http://www.radiohof.org/comedy/edgarbergen.html
>
>Edgar Bergen made it on TV, too. The really ironic thing is, he
>was a piss-poor ventriloquist. A deaf person could've read his
>lips.
I've read or heard somewhere that back when he was a nightclub /
vaudeville performer, he was good. Then he got on radio and the
public couldn't see him, so he slacked off on the act. I saw him on
Johnny Carson's show one night when he was past being retired and it
was pretty pathetic as a ventriloquist act, but okay for the memories
from my childhood.
Carson: Male automobile offspring.
Tim Bruening
Cyli wrote:
Childhood: Young coat top.
Tim Bruening
Spooky: Key used by ghosts and CIA agents.
Colored letters: Blue Js, Red Ds, and Brown Es.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:402896F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Baseball: A ball that serves as a military center.
> >
> > Basketball: Spherical basket.
> >
> > Brimstone: A rock lip on a cup.
> >
> > Cricket: A game played with hopping insects.
> >
> > Football: A 12 inch ball.
> >
> > Lycos: Fibbing corporations.
> >
> > Rugby: Carpet insect that buzzes.
> >
> > Soccer: To hit a dog.
> >
> > Webster: Spinning spider home.
Why do you want to incinerate two eggs?
Incinerate: Price of cremation.
Tim Bruening
Bequest: A bee adventure.
Conquest: Opposed to adventures.
Request: To go on another adventure.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B4B9A6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Wicker: Dog on food stamps.
> >
> > Wicker: Evil dog.
>
> Alan Wicker is a wicker man. Who would sue him for that?
>
> Edward Woodward would!
Wood he also get a woody?
Woody: Tree demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B4BA71...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Planker: Wooden dog.
> >
> > Recur: Dog comes again.
> >
> > Seeker: Oceanic dog.
> >
> > Seeker: Dog who searches.
> >
> > Smacker: Dog who slaps people.
>
> Kurtosis: What a dog has in its feetsis!
An insane Iraqi dog: A Kirkuk!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B4BA5C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Beaker: Apine dog.
> >
> > Concur: Against dogs.
> >
> > Concur: Criminal dog.
> >
> > Cursor: Dog who swears.
> >
> > Deckers: 10 dogs.
>
> Sally Decker: 10 wigs!!
>
> Police Quad: What they're using now that they can't afford police cars
> anymore.
Quaddie: 1/4th of a demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD3F9E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >
> > > Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > >What Movie:
> > > >An earthquake in London opened up a large chasm that swallowed up
> several
> > > >police officers and then closed up without a trace. What film tells the
> > > >story of investigators from Scotland Yard looking for clues in this
> mystery?
> > > >SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISSURE
> > >
> > > That was quite a spasskyable pun (you didn't boris).
> >
> > This will lead to a Major shakeup in Britain!
> >
>
> Lots of police station lavatories disappeared down holes as well.
>
> When asked, the police said they were at a loss as to why and had nothing to
> go on!
Will the case go to Chamber Pots?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4111A701...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Piking: 3.14159... kings.
> >
> > Piking: King with pie in face.
> >
> > Piking: Sharp king.
> >
> > Piker: King-bird.
>
> Pikestaff: People who work for the Sharp King.
Staffer: Secretary hair.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E19A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > My daughter gave me this:
> > >
> > > "Mortar, morter everywhere and not a rock to chink!"
> >
> > This pun is Da Bomb!
>
> Would you please eggs plain Howitzer Da Bomb -type pun please?
>
> Or was that the Pink Panther theme:
>
> Da Bomb - Da Bomb - Da Bomb-Da Bomb-Da Bomb-Da Bomb-Da Bommmmmb -
> diddliddliddleBomb!
Booming: Explosive vase.
BTW, UCD is helping to replace land mines with vines in Afghanistan.
Tim Bruening
Costuming: Chinese vases in disguise.
Duming: Stupid vase.
Humming: Musical vase.
Hyming: Choir vase.
Whamming: Smashing vase.
Tim Bruening
Dr Tormento wrote:
> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
> news:2x2oc.7722$Qy2....@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com:
>
> > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 08 May 2004 15:44:28 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>
> >>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>I've just finished an exhaustive list of all the sites dealing
with
> >>>>tree harvesting ... it's my link on logs.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>You have a b'log?
> >>
> >>
> >> You're kiln me with these ... <G>!
> >>
> > I have to axe you a question: How do you cut trees and avoid
slipping
> > your lumbar disc?
>
> No need to bark at him.
Don't bark up the wrong dogwood tree.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42327E0F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 13:03:07 -0000, "The unknowable" <eni...@T5I21.aUk>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >"Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > >news:1006mlc...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >>
> > > >> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >> news:kpIMb.5122$Es....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >> > Con artist alert!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Con stable fodder.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Con Dough Minium.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > (That's an apartment where a baker lives who puts red lead in his
> > > >bread!)
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Con fusion: Con artists welded together.
> > > >>
> > > >> Cond a lisa Rice:the San Franciso treat
> > > >> Cond a lisa : a stripper
> > > >> Cond a lista: list of condominiums for sale
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >Con script: The Hitler diaries.
> > > >--
> > > >Con carney: Irish cook
> > > >--
> > > >Con signed: Bad cheque
> > > >--
> > > >Con tempt: Lap dancer
> > >
> > > Con Fused: Siamese Criminals.
> >
> > Condo: Against female deer.
> >
> Condominium: Lightweight metal refined from female deer.
Doping: Female Chinese deer.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:423282BE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Baker: Pastry dog.
> >
> > Gawker: Tourist dog.
> >
> > Kayacker: Dog with oars.
> >
> > Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
> >
> > Panicker: Frightened dog.
> >
> Pandemonium: Capital of hell where demons look for gold in the river.
D.Cider: Demon beverage made from apples.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> A man who owned waterfront property was irked by a manatee that
> constantly swam offshore. He resolved to rid himself of the troublesome
> creature. Calling to it, he asked, "What's your name?" "Hugh," the
> manatee replied, swimming over to the man. The man grabbed Hugh and
> beat him. The police arrested the man. In court, his lawyer argued the
> case should be thrown out because assault against a marine mammal is
> not an offense. The judge ruled otherwise. "Clearly," he said, "this
> is a crime against Hugh manatee."
Manatee: Beverage drunk by marine mammals.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 18:15:16 -1000, Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole>
> >found these unused words floating about:
> >
> >>Boron - the least interesting element in the periodic table.
> >Thats colmanite say! Ulexite such a nice fella too.
>
> I'm sorry, all of my jokes argon.
Radon: Radioactive Mafia leader.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
Boron: Cross between a pig and the man who was U.S. President from
1981-89.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42354F22...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4029EF17...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > CT: Ocean of antimatter.
> > > >
> > > CP: Leaky ocean.
> >
> > CD: Ocean of electronic storage devices.
> >
> > Stockholm: Home on the range.
> >
>
> I got a Brunswick 78 of Bing Crosby singing that, with "The Last Roundup" on
> the other side.
Crosby: Singing apine?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:uvgo60h9k6i9vrru7...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 13:14:00 +0100, "Bryan" <br...@spammenot.cat> found
> these
> > unused words floating about:
> >
> > >Bryan wrote:
> > >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >>> Cupra wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> "Roy Johnson" <jo...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> > >>>> news:be0ip6$pdc$1...@sparta.btinternet.com...
> > >>>>> David wasn't sure about his new number for Real Madrid until it was
> > >>>>> explained to him
> > >>>>> that 2+3 does in fact equal 7.
> > >>>>> http://www.biddulph.u-net.com/pubjokes
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Roy
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> an old one found on football ng:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Mr & Mrs B have just got back from their whirlwind tour of the US,
> > >>>> and
> > >>>> hop into a waiting limousine for the journey back to Beckingham
> > >>>> Palace. The driver asks how the trip went.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Great," says David. "We had a great time in New York. We went to
> > >>>> the
> > >>>> Empire State Building, Central Park and this great restaurant.
> > >>>> Oh... what was it called." He thinks for a moment before quizzing
> > >>>> the driver:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Name a train station in London."
> > >>>> "Er.. Paddington?"
> > >>>> "No, that's not it."
> > >>>> "Waterloo?"
> > >>>> "No..."
> > >>>> "Victoria?"
> > >>>> "That's it!" He turns to his wife. "Victoria, what was the name of
> > >>>> that restaurant in New York we went to?"
> > >>>
> > >>> Paddington: a 2,000 pound cushion.
> > >>
> > >> 1.760 ;)
> > >
> > >Whooops!
> > >2240 <blush>
> > >
> > Watcher gram, er.
> >
> You'll av that well known drunken Weather Man after you! Isobar Kingdom
> Brown-ale!
Isobar: Where isos drink.
Tim Bruening
Foreskin: In favor of nudity.
Forswear: In favor of oaths.
Wiccan: A candle can.
Wiccan: Where candles pee.