18/3 Puns
Tim Bruening
Baby: A bee in San Francisco.
KGB: A locked up Russian bee.
Tim Bruening
E Gull: Electronic bird.
Cement: I meant the ocean.
Sea Saw: I saw the ocean.
Seesaw: I saw a tree get cut down.
Tim Bruening
Coun-Tree: A very big tree!
Eternity: A tea which takes forever to drink.
Immortality: A tea which enables you to live forever.
Mortality: A deadly tea.
Tim Bruening
Bemaster: Queen bee.
Bemazed: Bee in a labyrinth.
Bemire: Bees stuck in mud, becoming Bemudded.
Bemist: Same as Befog.
Tim Bruening
Benight: Nocturnal bee.
Beknight: Sir bee.
Besmear, besmirch, besoil: What bee politicians do to their opponents.
Besot: Bees in love.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Bestride: Conquering bees.
Betoken: Needed to ride on the bee subway.
Bewitch: Bee doing magic. Spelling bee.
Beyond: Bee far away, past the mountain.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40014B91...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>
> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.
>
> Bumble: Male cow with sore arse/ass.
>
> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.
>
> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words -
> or who stinks!.
>
> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.
Grumble: Complaining bull.
Amble: Bull just walking along.
Scramble: Fast bull.
Compatible: Friendly bull.
Compatible: Electronic bull.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Coping: Several people jointly trying to attract attention on the Internet.
>
> Beekeeping: Bird with a bell in its mouth.
> Bumping: Bird with a bell up its arse!
> Burping: Bell with rough edges.
> Chipping: Rings when the French Fries are done.
> Copping: Bell on old-fashioned police cars.
> Damping: Sounds the alarm when the water level gets too high.
> Doping: Rings when the bread's cooked.
> Dumping: Bell with no clapper.
> Galloping: Rings when the hanged man has finshed dying! :o(
> Gulping: Rings just before you get shat on by a sea bird.
Burping: Cold bell.
Doping: Rings when the crack cocaine is done.
Dumping: Stupid bell.
Galloping: Bell that rings when pollsters approach.
Approaching: Song of coming closer.
Departing: Bell of moving away.
Tim Bruening
Amuser: One poet knight.
Bemuser: Buzzing insect poet knight.
Reverser: Backwards knight.
Tim Bruening
Brimming: Overflowing Chinese vase.
Grokker: Martian dog from a Heinlein novel.
Grokking: Martian king from a Heinlein novel.
Slimming: Thin vase.
Slumming: Run down urban vase.
Tim Bruening
Gillian V wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:jpIMb.5121$Es....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:40014B91...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Rumble: Druken male cow.
> >
> > Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.
> >
> > Bumble: Male cow with sore arse/ass.
> >
> > Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.
> >
> > Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the
> words -
> > or who stinks!.
> >
> > Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.
> >
> Serviceable: He makes the whole herd happy.
Bull Pen: Where criminal bulls go.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:404A1F55...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40493EEE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Flooring: A ring down there.
> > >
> > > Podlogger: Yiddisher lumberjack with big feet.
> >
> > Conjuring: Ring that can teleport anything.
> >
> Teleport: Embarkation and dismbarkation point for TV sets.
Teleport: Far away wine.
Report: To drink wine again.
Comport: Wine on the Internet.
Tim Bruening
Grocer: Knight getting taller.
Grocer: Farming knight.
Grocers: 144 knights.
Grosser: Disgusting knight.
Tim Bruening
Baming: Sheep Chinese vase.
Forming: 4 Chinese vases.
Performing: Price of 4 Chinese vases.
Rooming: Kangaroo vase.
Swarming: Group of insect vases.
Worming: Small skinny vase in the ground.
Tim Bruening
Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase.
Homing: Prostitute vase.
Looming: Toilet vase.
Tim Bruening
Affirming: Chinese vase that says yes.
Firming: Hard hairy vase made by a Harry Potter.
Laming: Vase that limps.
Tim Bruening
Buttering: Ring made by Sambo when he lead a tiger around in a circle
very very fast!
Tim Bruening
Booster: Spinning ghost cheerleader.
Booming: Chinese ghost vase.
Casper: Price of a friendly ghost.
Tim Bruening
Confuse: Against bombs.
Confusion: Against advanced nuclear reactors.
Congo: Wants to stay in one spot.
Congest: Against jokes.
Conjoin: Against sex.
Conquest: Against adventure.
Tim Bruening
Confine: Against monetary penalties.
Confirm: Against corporations.
Confirm: Corrupt corporation.
Conflict: Against movies.
Confound: Escaped prisoner recaptured.
Confront: In favor of backwards sex.
Tim Bruening
Connote: Against music.
Connote: Against writing things down.
Conserve: Against being in the military.
Consign: Against John Hancock.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Lyme Disease: Turns people into green citrus fruit.
Sublime: Underwater citrus fruit.
Tim Bruening
Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants.
Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions.
Attracting: Bell that people like.
Betting: Casino bell.
Tim Bruening
Castigating: Bell that criticizes people vilely.
Cheating: Bell that violates the rules.
Deserting: Bell that goes AWOL.
Doubting: Uncertain bell.
Tim Bruening
Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound.
Dating: Calender bell.
Dating: Romance bell.
Dating: Fruit bell.
Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime.
Defeating: Bell that lost.
Tim Bruening
Distracting: Bell that diverts people.
Diverting: Bell that distracts people.
Ending: Final bell.
Expecting: Pregnant bell.
Tim Bruening
Hiding: Far up bell.
Hounding: Dog bell.
Letting: Let every bell ring.
Mending: Male bell.
Tim Bruening
Stumping: Bell at a chopped down tree.
Tainting: Another rotten bell.
Tapping: Bell that hits softly with a finger.
Tending: 10 bells.
Tim Bruening
Chesapeake: Chess tournament on a mountain top.
Advert: Add the color green.
Revert: To turn green again.
Tim Bruening
Certificate: An authentic knight.
Tim Bruening
Automotive: Why the car killed.
Carnivore: A meat eating car.
Carpet: What cars like to rub.
Car Pool: Where cars swim.
Cartoon: A musical car.
Karma: My mother the car.
Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
Carson: Son of Karma or Carisma.
Honda, Mazda: Possible fathers of Carson.
Carting: Ringing automobile.
Tim Bruening
Peract: Price of part of a play.
Percent: Price of a penny.
Perforate: Price of holes.
Permute: Price of silence.
Person: Price of a male kid.
Perspirate: Price of sweat.
Perspire: Price of the top of the church.
Permission: Price of the entire church.
Tim Bruening
Abel: A ringing name.
Alert: Be alert, we need more lerts.
Client: A needy ant.
Dependent: Another needy ant.
Defendant: Ant on trial.
Tim Bruening
Robin May wrote:
> hercul...@yahoo.com (herculles) wrote the following in:
> news:3c88f7e9.04031...@posting.google.com
>
> > What do you get if you mix a fella with Horatio?
>
> A fella she owes. But who is she that owes the fella and what does she
> owe him?
Owing: A borrowed bird.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On 19 Mar 2004 00:18:22 -0800, bagelncr...@hotmail.com (meat n
> potatoes) found these unused words floating about:
>
> >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:<40580B73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> >> Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> >>
> >> Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> >
> >Fascination.
> ... Thailand.
Thailand: Neckwear country.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> <snip>
>
> Lost a legend?
>
> What's afoot?
Which comedian got de-feeted?
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 12:07:32 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >Guest login <john.smith@micro$oft.com> wrote in message
> >news:bmnvr5$qa1$1...@newstree.wise.edt.ericsson.se...
> >> Hissing Sid the snakes little baby, said to his mother "Mom?", "Mom, are
> >we
> >> poisonous snakes?"
> >>
> >> She replied "Yes, we are dear. Why?".
> >>
> >> Little snake said "Oh shit! I've bit my lip!".
> >>
> >
> >Sone? SONE?? Oy! I'm the one who does the Middle English around here!
> >
> >And you're supposed to include a pun, you silly asp!
> >
> >
> >Chief Shitting Bull: "White man speak with forked tongue!"
> >
> >White man: "You shpshpshpldn't mock the afpfpfpfpflicted. Itththth a thpeech
> >defegt!!"
>
> A young Apache boy was mute and was forced to devise a sign language
> using captured US Army eating implements. That's why he couldn't be
> trusted, he spoke with a forked tongue.
Forking: In favor of a monarchy.
Forking: King #4.
Forker: In favor of canines.
Forker: Dog #4.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:simwah-156D6A....@netnews.attbi.com...
> > In article <vecjov4r8et97gk0e...@4ax.com>,
> > Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote:
> >
> > > Hindu-Swiss cheese: Holey Cow!
> >
> > I get my holey cheese from the Dairy Llama.
> > --
> Which cheese to chose probably puts you on the horns of a Dalai Lama.
>
> (He's Buddhist BTW, not Hindu.)
Emu: Cow on the Internet.
Tim Bruening
Basheba: Two female sheep for ewe!
Basing: Singing wolves and military bases.
Bracing: Singing donkeys.
Facing: Singing head.
Tim Bruening
Percy: Price of an ocean.
Permit: Glove price.
Perot: Price of a canoe or row boat trip.
Tim Bruening
Macy: A shopping mall in the ocean.
JC Penny: A 1 cent shopping mall in the ocean.
Gottchalks: A question for a teacher shopping for classroom supplies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
> news:ca1j1f$2et$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
> > 2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its
> > functioning was tested with an animal first, like
> > in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL
> > two-timing bitch.
> >
> Tutamen bitch? Must be a symbiotic guard dog.
>
> http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?tutamen
Not an Egyptian pharaoh dog?
Tim Bruening
Alligator: One who makes allegations.
Allocate: To find Al Gore.
Goring: Ring worn by Al.
Tim Bruening
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote:
> In article <vef1tv4q77sjggnp4...@4ax.com>,
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 14:09:02 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 17:49:27 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> > >>
> > >>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > >>>> On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:00:26 GMT
> > >>>> "john czarnuszewicz" <jac...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> People who die find themselves in a grave situation.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> I once had a girlfriend like that. Of corpse, you cadaver.
> > >>>
> > >>> I wasn't very inter -ested in this thread because I don't
think you
> > >>> are really in urn-est.
> > >>> (Sorry to pick vault )
> > >>>
> > >> Bury good ... Itching to reply, but it was just a crypt tick.
> > >
> > >I guess that must keep you a wake.
> > >
> > That urned my respects.
> >
> Does that mean the bier is on you ???
The bier is on the funeral home.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Dec 2003 03:57:26 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 14:09:02 +1030
> >"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >
> >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> > On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 17:49:27 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> >> > about:
> >> >
> >> >> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> >> >>> On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:00:26 GMT
> >> >>> "john czarnuszewicz" <jac...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> People who die find themselves in a grave situation.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> I once had a girlfriend like that. Of corpse, you cadaver.
> >> >>
> >> >> I wasn't very inter -ested in this thread because I don't
think
> >> >you> are really in urn-est.
> >> >> (Sorry to pick vault )
> >> >>
> >> > Bury good ... Itching to reply, but it was just a crypt tick.
> >>
> >> I guess that must keep you a wake.
> >>
> >Is it just me, or does anyone else think this thread is getting to
> >cairny?
> >
> Just a bit of Art ...
Painting: A bell that hurts.
Tim Bruening
Idealize: The perfect fibs.
Idealogue: Dogmatic fallen tree.
Ideogram: Very light thought.
Idolize: Religious fibs.
Tim Bruening
Rapport: Where musical boats dock.
Robust: A rowboat sinks.
Roofer: Hair on a housetop.
Rouser: Knight who wakes people up.
Sporty: Mushroom beverage.
Tim Bruening
martin wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 01:22:36 -0800, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Isle of Wight: Huge mound of albumin just off Southampton, which after a
> >> dose of Viagra, rapidly becomes Northampton!
> >>
> >> Exeter: Broody hen.
> >>
> >> Nottingham: This can be very painfil! - and remember: Chippenham Wrexham!
> >
> >Lieghton: City of heavy sex.
> >
>
> and dyslexics?
Beckham: Bird-pig?
Tim Bruening
Occupants: Clothing worn by conquering troops.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405D88DC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > headdr wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:405CAEA1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Spam: Ground pig on the internet.
> > > Coward: Going toward old Bossie.
> >
> > Spamming: Ground pig in a Chinese vase.
> >
> > Coward: A bovine political division in Vacaville.
> >
> Cowhide: "Where's your cowhide?" "He hide behind that tree over there!"
>
> Cowpoke: Activity of a *very* weird pervert indeed!
>
> Cowskin: A cows family.
>
> Buffalo: Naked cow that's fell down a deep hole.
Bovine: Vine that shoots arrows.
nemo
> Boozing: Singing drunken ghost.
>
> Booster: Spinning ghost cheerleader.
>
> Booming: Chinese ghost vase.
>
> Casper: Price of a friendly ghost.
Caspian Sea: The friendly ghost urinating in the ocean.
nemo
>
> Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase.
>
> Homing: Prostitute vase.
>
> Looming: Toilet vase.
Chamber pot: Ganja hidden in the cylinder of a revolver.
Chamber of Commerce: Poe full of money!
nemo
>
> Baming: Sheep Chinese vase.
>
> Forming: 4 Chinese vases.
>
> Performing: Price of 4 Chinese vases.
>
> Rooming: Kangaroo vase.
>
> Swarming: Group of insect vases.
>
> Worming: Small skinny vase in the ground.
War-minger: Chinese pottery equivalent of Dubbaya the Shrub!
nemo
>
> Buttering: Ring made by Sambo when he lead a tiger around in a circle
> very very fast!
Tigger: Part of a very fierce yellow and black striped pistol!
nemo
>
> Confuse: Against bombs.
>
> Confusion: Against advanced nuclear reactors.
>
> Congo: Wants to stay in one spot.
>
> Congest: Against jokes.
>
> Conjoin: Against sex.
>
> Conquest: Against adventure.
Conk West: Position of Jimmy Durante when looking at the setting sun.
Nemo.
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
>
> Connote: Against music.
>
> Connote: Against writing things down.
>
> Conserve: Against being in the military.
>
> Consign: Against John Hancock.
What about Toe Knee Hand Cock - the British comedian named after four parts
of the human bod?
Condenser: Against becoming more stupid!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Denser: Room of a knight.
Worser: Knight of very bad.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Merger: Ocean of financial deals.
nemo
fell down, to stop the river getting wet when it rains.
http://www.taynet.co.uk/users/mcgon/railway.htm
Then it fell down, like this . . .
The Tay Bridge Disaster:
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem'd to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem'd to say-
"I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."
When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say-
"I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay."
But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sught,
And the passengers' hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov'd most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.
So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill'd all the peoples hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passengers were sav'd to tell the tale
How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.
William McGonagall
A Scotsman who thought he was a poet - seriously!
Cock-a-doodle - woof! Sound of a doggerel!
nemo
Worcestershire Sauce: Words of a cheeky but self-conscious knight rotating
in a pit of sewage!
nemo
"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
news:j3c3419d94smgq7m4...@4ax.com...
> Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:40:05 GMT was a day just like any other, until
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote:
> >
> >Chamber pot: Ganja hidden in the cylinder of a revolver.
>
>
> --
Pol Pot: Poe for a parrot.
Douglas D. Anderson
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
> Pol Pot: Poe for a parrot.
>
>
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:60V0e.95878$vK5....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
> > Pol Pot: Poe for a parrot.
> >
> >
> Pole Pot: Marijuana grown in Poland.
>
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Warsaw on CNN in 2003!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Baldy: Round demon.
Baldy: Hairless demon.
nemo
nemo
Tim Bruening
Bemaster: Queen bee.
Bemazed: Bee in a labyrinth.
Bemire: Bees stuck in mud, becoming Bemudded.
Bemist: Same as Befog.
nemo
Thank heavens we don't get Besmog over here anymore. People died!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Warsaw on CNN in 2003!
nemo
Warsaw: A painful patch of skin disease caught by a soldier while fighting!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Warsaw: A violent cutting tool.
nemo
Look what I found!
Shtelt down and have a look.
http://www.shtetlinks.jewishgen.org/Kolbuszowa/Grebow/grebow10.html
Fascinating stuff.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Warsaw on CNN in 2003!
Douglas D. Anderson
Conservative Potty: very small crapper
Liberal Potty: very large crapper
Labor Potty: scene of constipation and major hemorrhoids
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
Don't throw the baby down the toilet?
Tim Bruening
C Gull: Between B Gull and D Gull.
E Gull: Electronic bird.
Cement: I meant the ocean.
Sea Saw: I saw the ocean.
Seesaw: I saw a tree get cut down.
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Warsaw on CNN in 2003!
nemo
Warsaw: Metal thing with teeth for slicing up the enemy.
Tim Bruening
Baming: Sheep Chinese vase.
Forming: 4 Chinese vases.
Performing: Price of 4 Chinese vases.
Rooming: Kangaroo vase.
Swarming: Group of insect vases.
Worming: Small skinny vase in the ground.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Affirming: Chinese vase that says yes.
Firming: Hard hairy vase made by a Harry Potter.
Laming: Vase that limps.
Tim Bruening
very very fast!
Tim Bruening
Boozing: Singing drunken ghost.
Booster: Spinning ghost cheerleader.
Booming: Chinese ghost vase.
Casper: Price of a friendly ghost.
Tim Bruening
Confine: Against monetary penalties.
Confirm: Against corporations.
Confirm: Corrupt corporation.
Conflict: Against movies.
Confound: Escaped prisoner recaptured.
Confront: In favor of backwards sex.
Tim Bruening
Confuse: Against bombs.
Confusion: Against advanced nuclear reactors.
Congo: Wants to stay in one spot.
Congest: Against jokes.
Conjoin: Against sex.
Conquest: Against adventure.
Tim Bruening
Lyme Disease: Turns people into green citrus fruit.
Sublime: Underwater citrus fruit.
Tim Bruening
Abiding: Bell that coopeates.
Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants.
Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions.
Attracting: Bell that people like.
Betting: Casino bell.
Tim Bruening
Boarding: Wooden bell.
Compounding: Bell at a computerized dog pound.
Dating: Calender bell.
Dating: Romance bell.
Dating: Fruit bell.
Dating: Bell that only rings in the daytime.
Defeating: Bell that lost.
Tim Bruening
Snipping: Another cutting bell.
Stumping: Bell at a chopped down tree.
Tainting: Another rotten bell.
Tapping: Bell that hits softly with a finger.
Tending: 10 bells.
nemo
Conquistador.
Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!
(sings)
I'm in the money!
The trolls are funny!
The lump sum's in the bank - I couldn't care less!
nemo
>
> Lyme Disease: Turns people into green citrus fruit.
>
> Sublime: Underwater citrus fruit.
>
Amateur Radio underwater vegetable: CQ Cumber!