Christmas Golf Pun

[David Seppala]

Did you hear about the golfer whose drive hit a ruffed grouse on a short
fairway?
It was the first time anyone got a partridge on a par three!
For some classic groaners check out the link at my website:
http://www.flash.net/~dseppala

[Michael Hamm]

David Seppala <dsep...@flash.net> wrote, inter alia:

>
>Did you hear about the golfer whose drive hit a ruffed grouse on a short
>fairway?
>It was the first time anyone got a partridge on a par three!

If it went halfway up a hill along the way, it was a part-ridge on a par
three.
michael hamm; http://pages.nyu.edu/~msh210/