Defining Matrimony

[Mike]

You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
to a maid --- and then you are taken in.

Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

[Don Stockbauer]

"Making that belle is as easy as uh ringing a bell."

- Chuck Berry

[Mike]

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<390a6aef-182d-466b...@googlegroups.com>):

> > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name

> > to a maid --- and then you are taken in. "Making that belle is as easy as uh ringing a bell."
>
> - Chuck Berry

The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles.

[Don Stockbauer]

And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing to the belles.

[Mike]

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<580ec0a2-8964-47ea...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
> > > > to a maid --- and then you are taken in. "Making that belle is as easy as
> > > > uh ringing a bell."
> > >

> > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing to the belles.

Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up.

[Don Stockbauer]

like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator.

[Mike]

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2f1a12d-aa8c-4391...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing

> > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator.

A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup

[Don Stockbauer]

I dauhmer that you have that right.

[Mike]

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<9a44ff9d-20d4-4834...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing
> > > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else

> > > > > > > to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator. A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that right.

Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??

[Don Stockbauer]

I heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad manners

[Mike]

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3a2ab81c-c2d3-40eb...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always
> > > > > > > > > appealing
> > > > > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else
> > > > > > > > > to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator. A would
> > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that

> > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad manners

I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants

[Don Stockbauer]

there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. "

[Mike]

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<beebc81a-429a-4f58...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > A would
> > > > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that
> > > > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I
> > > > > > > > > > > heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad
> > > > > > > > > > > manners I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants

> there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says

> "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “

He is bragging he can even do it once.

[Don Stockbauer]

You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the elephant's vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was Hairy Reams.

[Mike]

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<195edf1d-32d9-40c4...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> > > against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> > > the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says
> > > "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “ He is bragging he can even do it once.
>

> You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the elephant's
> vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> Hairy Reams.

He wa a drill seaker???

[Don Stockbauer]

yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the seashore, and he needed a constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.

[Mike]

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<5ec8e510-b125-47f8...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the
> > > elephant's
> > > vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> > > to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> > > Hairy Reams.

> > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the seashore, and he needed a

> constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.

He was a boring person.

[Don Stockbauer]

since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.

[Mike]

On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<acba74f2-b24d-40bc...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the
> > > > seashore, and he needed a
> > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > He was a boring person.

> since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.

A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????

[Don Stockbauer]

when did you start dressing like that?

[Mike]

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a3963ee-0158-41f1...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > > > He was a boring person.
> > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
>

> when did you start dressing like that?

There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.

[Don Stockbauer]

Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.

[Mike]

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<0a1dadd6-7291-4861...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > He was a boring person.
> > > > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you,
> > > > > but
> > > > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > > > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
> > >
> > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
>

> Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.

Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.

[Don Stockbauer]

Well you bring up the question "how many things is something not "? what made me delve into this question was Magritte's's famous painting "This is not a pipe " in it he depicted an image of a smoking pipe . of course it's not a pipe it's a painting of a pipe . so how many things is the painting of a pipe not? It's not a grasshopper . it's not alpha centauri. It's not inverted nipples. It's not an electron in the Andromeda galaxy. There's just a whole big s-load of things that it's not and in fact, I think I will go against the mathematicians here and say it's probably an infinity. If it's not infinity, it's close to it. so people would pay to not see me converted into this horrible chimera. Granted. they would also not pay to have their left arm crushed in a pecan harvester, which has happened to me ; I'm standing there by the pecan harvester , it's trapped me right over a fire ant bed so they're covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I want my dolly.

[Mike]

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<6b25e891-30df-447a...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > > > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
> > >
> > > Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> > > that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> > > those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> > > below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> > > creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.
> > Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.
>

> Well you bring up the question "how many things is something not "? what made
> me delve into this question was Magritte's's famous painting "This is not a
> pipe " in it he depicted an image of a smoking pipe . of course it's not a
> pipe it's a painting of a pipe . so how many things is the painting of a pipe
> not? It's not a grasshopper . it's not alpha centauri. It's not inverted
> nipples. It's not an electron in the Andromeda galaxy. There's just a whole
> big s-load of things that it's not and in fact, I think I will go against the
> mathematicians here and say it's probably an infinity. If it's not infinity,
> it's close to it. so people would pay to not see me converted into this
> horrible chimera. Granted. they would also not pay to have their left arm
> crushed in a pecan harvester, which has happened to me ; I'm standing there
> by the pecan harvester , it's trapped me right over a fire ant bed so they're
> covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> want my dolly.

So we cam dolly you out of here???

[Don Stockbauer]

What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's called "Islands in the Stream. "
Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Mike]

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84653a43-0740-4194...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > they're
> > > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> > > want my dolly.
> > So we cam dolly you out of here???

> What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's called
> "Islands in the Stream. "
> Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That attempt would be a bust.

[Don Stockbauer]

I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, , unfortunately it ends right below her chin.

[Mike]

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<59d8a747-c42d-4fb6...@googlegroups.com>):

Makes necking hard.

[Don Stockbauer]

When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the car and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your neck on out of there."

[Mike]

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47a81696-8815-4804...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > > > > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's
> > > > > called
> > > > > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > > > > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> > > > That attempt would be a bust.

> > > I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, ,
> > > unfortunately
> > > it ends right below her chin.
> > Makes necking hard.

> When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the car
> and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your

> neck on out of there.”
Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack

[Don Stockbauer]

Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention that , too obscene.

[Mike]

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<5b23f52f-9c21-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Makes necking hard.
> > > When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> > > police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the
> > > car
> > > and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your
> > > neck on out of there.”
> > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
>

> Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> that , too obscene.

Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it.

[Don Stockbauer]

no, no no no no I didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.

[Mike]

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<1f95f53a-453d-4cbf...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
> > >
> > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> > > that , too obscene.

> > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too

> obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.

You could not handle it.

[Don Stockbauer]

you couldn't handle it
isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
something like you couldn't handle the truth
I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.

[Mike]

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2afe02d2-bffa-4a20...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to
> > > > > mention
> > > > > that , too obscene.
> > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > You could not handle it.

> you couldn't handle it
> isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> something like you couldn't handle the truth
> I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.

The tenant is complaining.

[Don Stockbauer]

The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors clean, dammit."

[Mike]

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<90a3fcca-5c0a-4360...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > > > You could not handle it.
> > > you couldn't handle it
> > > isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> > > something like you couldn't handle the truth
> > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > The tenant is complaining.
>

> The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors

> clean, dammit.”
But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month

[Don Stockbauer]

having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It was about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor, except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one of the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he was throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot, just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that we become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10 Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had to go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court and Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.

[Mike]

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a80fe19-ebdf-4ed9...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > > > The tenant is complaining. The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors

> > > clean, dammit.â€

> > But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month
>

> having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It was
> about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and
> found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is
> kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the
> deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship
> and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor,
> except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one of
> the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he was
> throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot,
> just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that we
> become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl
> was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
> we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they
> actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10
> Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had to
> go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing
> that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
> there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was
> Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down
> now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court and
> Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.

With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
movie???\

[Don Stockbauer]

you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they were making out with each other though.

[Mike]

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<efeec858-f3da-4f65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > \having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It

> you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they were
> making out with each other though.

So you could not make out then or now...

[Don Stockbauer]

I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out the dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of fantastic metal because of it.

[Mike]

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<40ab42ef-eeaf-447d...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > \With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the

> > > > movie???\
> > >
> > > you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> > > I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they
> > > were
> > > making out with each other though.
> > So you could not make out then or now...
>

> I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out the
> dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of fantastic
> metal because of it.

But what about where the rest of the body was buried???

[Don Stockbauer]

right here in Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas.

[Mike]

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<72a9c996-56ae-4644...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > So you could not make out then or now...
> > >
> > > I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> > > interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out
> > > the
> > > dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of
> > > fantastic
> > > metal because of it.

> > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas.

Under who’s name???

[Don Stockbauer]

The names are on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.

[Mike]

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<5e94c150-cb82-40c7...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in

> > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.

I suppose I can handle that.

[Don Stockbauer]

So you like classical composers?

[Mike]

On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c2f53dbc-ca50-482b...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.
> >
> > I suppose I can handle that.
>

> So you like classical composers?

As interpreted bu Spike Jones.

[Don Stockbauer]

there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who put Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.

[Mike]

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23793bb5-2df6-4a71...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name. I suppose I can handle that. So you like classical composers?
> > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.

> there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who put
> Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.

So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???

[Don Stockbauer]

where is Waldo now?

[Mike]

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<c7def0df-46b7-4574...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > put
> > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???

> where is Waldo now?

Why are you pecan on me???

[Don Stockbauer]

Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.

[Mike]

On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f99fa453-38cd-4aac...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > > > put
> > > > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > where is Waldo now?
> >
> > Why are you pecan on me???

> Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.

So you pine for the good old days???

[Don Stockbauer]

When I clean floors I really pine because
I use pine-o-pine.

[Mike]

On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88aa3337-4109-434d...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > > > where is Waldo now?
> > > >
> > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > So you pine for the good old days???

> When I clean floors I really pine because
> I use pine-o-pine.

Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???

[Don Stockbauer]

I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.

[Mike]

On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3185dc42-6c2e-4f90...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
>

> I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.

Holly day season is coming up.

[Don Stockbauer]

There was a story called "The most dangerous
game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.

[Mike]

On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14007a36-d427-449d...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > > > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
> > >
> > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > Holly day season is coming up.

> There was a story called "The most dangerous
> game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.

More fun than chaseing a one armed man.

[Don Stockbauer]

Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had been an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed anywhere ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.

[Mike]

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f6e1e429-71b4-4a50...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > > > Holly day season is coming up.
> > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
>

> Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had been
> an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed anywhere
> ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.

Did he sell the idea to Macy’s???

[Don Stockbauer]

I was hiking one time and in the middle of the trail was a can of discarded Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision how it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes a mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie that came from!!!!

[Mike]

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<28ad14b8-c445-4b81...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant
> > > > > hunting
> > > > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > > > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
> > >
> > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > been
> > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > anywhere
> > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.

> > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the middle of the trail was a can of discarded

> Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision how
> it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes a
> mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> that came from!!!!

Thats more your taste in movies than mine.

[Don Stockbauer]

So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I became a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene of a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now " and she replied, "I kinda like it." no

[Mike]

On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87356944-6500-4559...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > > > been
> > > > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > > > anywhere
> > > > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> > > > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the
> > > > middle of the trail was a can of discarded
> > > Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision
> > > how
> > > it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes
> > > a
> > > mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> > > for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> > > mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> > > that came from!!!!
> > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
>

> So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I became
> a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene of
> a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now " and

> she replied, "I kinda like it.”

Thats your own viewing list you are reading from

[Don Stockbauer]

There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models, not nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in every humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men."

[Mike]

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96e8cfbc-0767-41e5...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
> > >
> > > So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I
> > > became
> > > a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene
> > > of
> > > a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> > > actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> > > interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now "
> > > and
> > > she replied, "I kinda like it.” Thats your own viewing list you are reading from
>

> There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models, not
> nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in every

> humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.”

I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
effect
that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
they almost had to beat them off with a stick.

[Don Stockbauer]

I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves, so finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him off with a schtick.

[Mike]

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<b4613974-3b9e-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models,
> > > not
> > > nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> > > he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> > > one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> > > actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> > > prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in
> > > every
> > > humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.” I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
> > effect
> > that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
> > they almost had to beat them off with a stick.

> I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got
> drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves, so
> finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him off
> with a schtick.

A schtick - y situation.

[Don Stockbauer]

I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say bounces off me and sticks onto you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?

[Mike]

On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6cbd0dcf-2869-4df7...@googlegroups.com>):

He said something to the
> > > > effect
> > > > that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”,
> > > > rather
> > > > they almost had to beat them off with a stick.
> > > I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got
> > > drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves,
> > > so
> > > finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him
> > > off
> > > with a schtick.

> > A schtick - y situation. I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say bounces off me and sticks onto

> you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?

Weirder than you???

[Don Stockbauer]

are you kidding?

[Mike]

On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<338a9cae-5937-46c7...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience
> > > > > got
> > > > > drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves,
> > > > > so
> > > > > finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him
> > > > > off
> > > > > with a schtick.
> > > > A schtick - y situation. I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say
> > > > bounces off me and sticks onto
> > > you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?
> > Weirder than you???

> are you kidding?

That was a rhetorical question.

[Don Stockbauer]

So you're into rhetoric, just like Phaedrus in the book "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"?

[Mike]

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<59137ef6-b83a-4d58...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > A schtick - y situation. I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say
> > > > > > bounces off me and sticks onto
> > > > > you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?
> > > > Weirder than you???

> > > are you kidding? That was a rhetorical question. So you're into rhetoric, just like Phaedrus in the book "Zen and the art of
> motorcycle maintenance”?

Never cared for Zen Motorcycles. Every one cheap Chinese junk.

[Don Stockbauer]

Remember the final episode of "The Prisoner", you know , the series that Patrick McGoohan worked up and was so cryptic and everything and all the intellectuals we're trying to figure it out and it's very cryptic and hard to understand , well right at the end they had a song that really didn't mean anything. I guess it was just more of the cryptic thing for intellectuals to ponder about the show and try to figure out , the way the song went is Zen bones, Zen bones, Zen dry bones, Zen.......

[Mike]

On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<54376164-b2b8-4915...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Weirder than you???
> > > > > are you kidding? That was a rhetorical question. So you're into
> > > > > rhetoric, just like Phaedrus in the book "Zen and the art of
> > > motorcycle maintenance”? Never cared for Zen Motorcycles. Every one cheap Chinese junk.

> Remember the final episode of "The Prisoner", you know , the series that
> Patrick McGoohan worked up and was so cryptic and everything and all the
> intellectuals we're trying to figure it out and it's very cryptic and hard to
> understand , well right at the end they had a song that really didn't mean
> anything. I guess it was just more of the cryptic thing for intellectuals to
> ponder about the show and try to figure out , the way the song went is Zen
> bones, Zen bones, Zen dry bones, Zen.......

Only popular in Zen - zibar

[Don Stockbauer]

Beethoven composed a comedic symphony, his Ninth ZenFunny.

[Mike]

On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<5d1cfdfc-d9ac-4a1a...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Remember the final episode of "The Prisoner", you know , the series that
> > > Patrick McGoohan worked up and was so cryptic and everything and all the
> > > intellectuals we're trying to figure it out and it's very cryptic and hard
> > > to
> > > understand , well right at the end they had a song that really didn't mean
> > > anything. I guess it was just more of the cryptic thing for intellectuals
> > > to
> > > ponder about the show and try to figure out , the way the song went is Zen
> > > bones, Zen bones, Zen dry bones, Zen.......

> > Only popular in Zen - zibar Beethoven composed a comedic symphony, his Ninth ZenFunny.

Listen to it while diking a glass of Zen - fandel

[Don Stockbauer]

The only Zen you have on the mountain is the Zen you bring with you.

[Mike]

On Sep 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<24d98c17-cc17-422a...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Only popular in Zen - zibar Beethoven composed a comedic symphony, his

> > > > Ninth ZenFunny. Listen to it while diking a glass of Zen - fandel The only Zen you have on the mountain is the Zen you bring with you.

If I have to bring it with me, zen I wont go.

[Don Stockbauer]

zen you miss out

[Mike]

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d63001c9-d07d-4586...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Only popular in Zen - zibar Beethoven composed a comedic symphony, his
> > > > > > Ninth ZenFunny. Listen to it while diking a glass of Zen - fandel The
> > > > > > only Zen you have on the mountain is the Zen you bring with you. If I have to bring it with me, zen I wont go.

> > Michael LeVine zen you miss out

I was never inserted in visiting Buddha - pest...

[Don Stockbauer]

Here in Victoria a sculptor carved a Buddha out of stone, but it's not a peaceful Buddha, giving the peace sign , it's a mean nasty Buddha, giving half a peace sign.

[Mike]

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<d685f9a7-5e09-4950...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > only Zen you have on the mountain is the Zen you bring with you. If I
> > > > > > > > have to bring it with me, zen I wont go.
> > > > Michael LeVine zen you miss out I was never inserted in visiting Buddha - pest...

> Here in Victoria a sculptor carved a Buddha out of stone, but it's not a
> peaceful Buddha, giving the peace sign , it's a mean nasty Buddha, giving
> half a peace sign.

Which may explain why many an oriental, upon migrating to North America
has developed a taste for margarine

[Don Stockbauer]

Margarine. Why does that remind me of the movie "Last Tango in Paris " for some reason?

[Mike]

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<a0c7e78c-9fa9-418d...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Here in Victoria a sculptor carved a Buddha out of stone, but it's not a
> > > peaceful Buddha, giving the peace sign , it's a mean nasty Buddha, giving
> > > half a peace sign.
> > Which may explain why many an oriental, upon migrating to North America
> > has developed a taste for margarine
>

> Margarine. Why does that remind me of the movie "Last Tango in Paris " for
> some reason?

You would love that brando sexual exploitation.

[Don Stockbauer]

The only sexual exploitation that I'm involved in is when I rent Darlene out for a whore.

[Mike]

On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2081787b-1437-4e43...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Which may explain why many an oriental, upon migrating to North America
> > > > has developed a taste for margarine
> > >
> > > Margarine. Why does that remind me of the movie "Last Tango in Paris " for
> > > some reason?
> > You would love that brando sexual exploitation.

> The only sexual exploitation that I'm involved in is when I rent Darlene out
> for a whore.

Do you procure her for anyone special or anyone with money.

[Don Stockbauer]

I have this special way of curing ham, and I actually do it before the animal's even slaughtered; I call it my procure.

[Mike]

On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote

(in article<41cd1d21-3d4c-4b78...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Margarine. Why does that remind me of the movie "Last Tango in Paris "
> > > > > for
> > > > > some reason?
> > > > You would love that brando sexual exploitation.
> > > The only sexual exploitation that I'm involved in is when I rent Darlene
> > > out
> > > for a whore.
> > Do you procure her for anyone special or anyone with money.
>

> I have this special way of curing ham, and I actually do it before the
> animal's even slaughtered; I call it my procure.

But you are only an amateur..

[Don Stockbauer]

There was an old Popeye cartoon in which Popeye saw someone shoot an arrow, and he told that person "Who made your bows , an amateur", he was referring to the "Major Bowes amateur hour", what a great pun.

[Mike]

On Oct 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<218de3da-3bc2-406f...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You would love that brando sexual exploitation.
> > > > > The only sexual exploitation that I'm involved in is when I rent Darlene
> > > > > out
> > > > > for a whore.
> > > > Do you procure her for anyone special or anyone with money.
> > >
> > > I have this special way of curing ham, and I actually do it before the
> > > animal's even slaughtered; I call it my procure.
> > But you are only an amateur..

> \There was an old Popeye cartoon in which Popeye saw someone shoot an arrow,

> and he told that person "Who made your bows , an amateur", he was referring
> to the "Major Bowes amateur hour", what a great pun.

Reminds me of a kids poem

I shot an arrow in the air
It fell to earth I know just where
Thou I aimed at the target afar
I hit the radiator of your car

[Don Stockbauer]

The only poem I know is:

Roses are red,
And ready for pluckin'
You're 15,
And ready for high school.

[Mike]

On Oct 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f0406a70-970c-4337...@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Do you procure her for anyone special or anyone with money.
> > > > >
> > > > > I have this special way of curing ham, and I actually do it before the
> > > > > animal's even slaughtered; I call it my procure.
> > > > But you are only an amateur..
> > > \There was an old Popeye cartoon in which Popeye saw someone shoot an
> > > arrow,
> > > and he told that person "Who made your bows , an amateur", he was referring
> > > to the "Major Bowes amateur hour", what a great pun.
> > Reminds me of a kids poem
> >
> > I shot an arrow in the air
> > It fell to earth I know just where
> > Thou I aimed at the target afar

> > I hit the radiator of your car The only poem I know is:

>
> Roses are red,
> And ready for pluckin'
> You're 15,
> And ready for high school.

David Rose sat on a tack
David rose.

[Don Stockbauer]

Pete and Repeat sat on a bridge. Pete fell off; who was left?