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[Melanie Aultman]

Why did the lion cross the jungle?

To get to the other pride.

[Hauke Reddmann]

Melanie Aultman (afn1...@afn.org) wrote:
: Why did the lion cross the jungle?

:
: To get to the other pride.

:
I heard that the grazers are greener on the other side,
but that's probably a prejudice.
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[Melanie Aultman]

On Tue, 1 Apr 1997, Maria ISO/son 10-19-71 wrote:

>
> >Why did the lion cross the jungle?
> >
> >To get to the other pride.
> >
> >

> Why did the children cross the playground?
>
> To get to the other slide OR, Why did the germ cross the
> microscope? To get to the other slide.
> Peace be with you,
> Maria
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[Maria ISO/son 10-19-71]

>Why did the lion cross the jungle?
>
>To get to the other pride.
>
>
Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

Peace be with you,

[CCH...@musicb.mcgill.ca]

In article <33412ec...@nntp.net-link.net> XXw...@net-link.net (Maria ISO/son 10-19-71) writes:
>>Why did the lion cross the jungle?
>>
>>To get to the other pride.
>>
>>
>Why did the children cross the playground?
>
>To get to the other slide

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory Peck.

[sbn1]

Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org> wrote in article
<Pine.A32.3.95.970331...@freenet2.afn.org>...

> Why did the lion cross the jungle?
>
> To get to the other pride.
>
>
>

> Nice joke