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Tim Bruening
Mar 14, 2005, 3:46:04 AM3/14/05
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s...@w.w.w.w wrote:
> Kinda lame but...
> What do Dragons eat when they are trying to loose weight?
> Knight lite
>
> or
>
> if you kill a werewolf and skin it and put on the skin does that make
you a
> wearwolf?
When Indian vampires die, they are burned in vampyres.
Tim Bruening
Mar 14, 2005, 4:18:28 AM3/14/05
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Chicken Pi: Pi that runs away across the road.
nemo
Mar 17, 2005, 2:58:23 PM3/17/05
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Asians.
Nemo.
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
Mar 17, 2005, 3:01:16 PM3/17/05
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> Chicken Pi: Pi that runs away across the road.
>
> Chicken Pi: Pi that runs away across the road.
>
SPLATTT!
Hmmm. That's a good impression of a chicken.
Could have been worse. His tyre could have got a punster instead!
Nemo.
Numbo One Punster!
dobey the elf
Mar 18, 2005, 12:48:13 AM3/18/05
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:423556E4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Chicken Pi: Pi that runs away across the road.
chicken pi: the propensity of a slice of pie to not be able to be cut
into equal sections!
nemo
Mar 20, 2005, 9:31:24 AM3/20/05
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"dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Monochrome painting of a slice of open fruit pie: A piece of grey tart!
Someone's bot whose just sat in a a tart made with eggs, cheese, ham,
veggies etc.:
Quichster!
Tim Bruening
Jun 12, 2005, 7:22:47 AM6/12/05
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nemo
Jun 14, 2005, 9:30:29 PM6/14/05
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Nope, but their small covered trucks are.
And if you kill a werewolf and have its auricular apparatus transplanted,
you become a hearwolf!
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 16s - 2d actually!
TB
Mar 14, 2015, 7:20:22 PM3/14/15
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TB
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