Eskimo hunters
Melanie Aultman
A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
ra...@connectsystems.com
In article <Pine.A32.3.95.980521...@freenet2.afn.org>,
out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a cigarette
lighter.
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Bob Marcus
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>In article <Pine.A32.3.95.980521...@freenet2.afn.org>,
> Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org> wrote:
>>
>> A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
>> freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
>> to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
>>
>> moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
>>
> And how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well, they took a camel
> out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a cigarette
> lighter.
>
>
Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
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In article <35658...@news2.uswest.net>,
"Bob Marcus" <bma...@nospam.devonhealth.com> wrote:
> ra...@connectsystems.com wrote
> > Melanie Aultman <afn1...@afn.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
> >> freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
> >> to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
> >>
> >> moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
> >>
> > And how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well, they took a camel
> > out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a cigarette
> > lighter.
> >
> Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
To repair the kayak they needed some extra strong, low temperature adhesive.
So they used their winternet connection and it arrived next day, by E-Glue.
c...@sig.below
Bob Marcus wrote in message <35658...@news2.uswest.net>...
>
>ra...@connectsystems.com wrote in message
><6k2atm$dar$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>>In article
<Pine.A32.3.95.980521...@freenet2.afn.org>,
>>>
>>> A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
>>> freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
>>> to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
>>>
>>> moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
>>>
>> And how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well, they took a
camel
>> out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a
cigarette
>> lighter.
>>
>>
>Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
>***** (To reply via e-mail, remove "nospam." from the address.
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>
could get 'em Inuit.
c...@sig.below
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>In article <35658...@news2.uswest.net>,
> "Bob Marcus" <bma...@nospam.devonhealth.com> wrote:
>> ra...@connectsystems.com wrote
>> >>
>> >> A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
>> >> freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
>> >> to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
>> >>
>> >> moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
>> >>
>> > And how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well, they took
a camel
>> > out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a
cigarette
>> > lighter.
>> >
>> Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
>
adhesive.
>So they used their winternet connection and it arrived next day, by
E-Glue.
>
gba...@usa.net
Matt
A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
and how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well,
they took a camel out of the pack and threw it overboard.
The kayak became a cigarette lighter.
Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
To repair the kayak they needed some extra strong, low temperature
adhesive. So they used their winternet connection and it arrived next
day, by E-Glue.
Their adv-ice? Be cool. Stick to it. Go with the floe.
And be sure to get a good seal.
Canoe believe it? Whale those eskimos were blubbering about their sunken
hopes, Their wives were prancing across the Polar, bare! I walrus though
that was ill-eagle. They otter put something on, Though I have no idea what
Fur.
Matt
"Javaman"
Jenni
Bob Marcus wrote:
> ra...@connectsystems.com wrote:
> > Melanie Aultman wrote:
> >>
> >> A couple of Eskimo hunters were in their kayak on a
> >> freezing day. It was so cold, they started a little fire
> >> to keep warm, but the boat caught fire and quickly sank.
> >>
> >> moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
> >>
> > And how could they start the fire, you may ask? Well, they took a camel
> > out of the pack and threw it overboard. The kayak became a cigarette
> > lighter.
> >
> >
> Boat of them were arrested... for destroying legal tinder.
Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a row?
Bob Marcus
Jenni wrote in message <356A5960...@saclink.csus.edu>...
Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
***** Bob Marcus --- I didn't want to cast disparaging Aleutians against
anybody.
Robert E. Lewis
Bob Marcus wrote:
>
<snip>
>
> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
> row?
> >
> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
Jenni
Dianagramr wrote:
> ----------------------
> You can be sure they regretted it, because....
> "There's got to be a morning-rafter"
> (wasn't that Maria Muldaur...Maureen McGovern???)
>
That was the Mooring Aft-er...they had to get to their Sloop's John B-fore their
Slip slided away...
Dianagramr
><HTML><PRE>Subject: Re: Eskimo hunters
>From: "Robert E. Lewis" <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>
>Date: Tue, May 26, 1998 18:11 EDT
>Message-id: <356B3E...@brazosport.cc.tx.us>
>
>Bob Marcus wrote:
>>
><snip>
>>
>> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
>> row?
>> >
>> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
>> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
>
>
>I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
----------------------
You can be sure they regretted it, because....
"There's got to be a morning-rafter"
(wasn't that Maria Muldaur...Maureen McGovern???)
diana...@aol.com
"When in doubt, pun"
Megan Waves
>Bob Marcus wrote:
>>
><snip>
>>
>> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
>> row?
>> >
>> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
>> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
>
>
>I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
you could tell from their scow-lls.
James D. Davis
Megan Waves <r...@netbistro.com> wrote:
: On Tue, 26 May 1998 17:11:44 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
: <rle...@brazosport.cc.tx.us> wrote:
You ketch on fast, Meg. Did you know they were Americans? I heard
them sing: "Oh sail, canoe see..."
Jim "Punning Prow-ess" Davis
Jenni
Megan Waves wrote:
> Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> >Bob Marcus wrote:
> >>
> ><snip>
> >>
> >> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
> >> row?
> >> >
> >> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
> >> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
> >
> >
> >I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
>
> you could tell from their scow-lls.
yep...that stern look of anchor mast their hangover...
C. Konkel
that's a starboard reaction when something so pirate comes to the fore and
gets ballast all over the net.
CGK "You'll never gain weight from a doughnut hole."
Bob Marcus
>CGK "You'll never gain weight from a doughnut hole."
>
***** Bob Marcus ---
***** Thanks, I kneaded that.
Jenni
Bob Marcus wrote:
And, in Alaska... all doughnuts have icing....
Jenni
C. Konkel wrote:
> Jenni wrote:
> > Megan Waves wrote:
> > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > >Bob Marcus wrote:
> > > >> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
> > > >> row?
> > > >> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
> > > >> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
> > > >I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
> > > you could tell from their scow-lls.
> > yep...that stern look of anchor mast their hangover...
>
> that's a starboard reaction when something so pirate comes to the fore and
> gets ballast all over the net.
>
Hmphh! That was a hull of a thing to say.
Jonathan Horniblow
In article <356d780f...@news.netbistro.com>,
> >> row?
> >> >
> >> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were
completely
> >> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
> >
> >
> >I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
>
> you could tell from their scow-lls.
>
depths with y-oar puns. Now take a bow, and stop being a w-anchor.
al...@plaxnet.com
In article <6kmau4$q5e$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
This is reel-y fin-y. I'm r-oar-ing with laughter.
now my Stern face is gone.
...Alex.
C. Konkel
On Thu, 28 May 1998, Jenni wrote:
> C. Konkel wrote:
> > Jenni wrote:
> > > Megan Waves wrote:
> > > > Robert E. Lewis wrote:
> > > > >Bob Marcus wrote:
> > > > >> >Good! I've never heard of such dinghy behavior... oar were they having a
> > > > >> row?
> > > > >> Problem is, they were hoisting schooners of port until they were completely
> > > > >> out of their sculls, be-raft of their senses.
> > > > >I'll bet they regretted it the morning-rafter.
> > > > you could tell from their scow-lls.
> > > yep...that stern look of anchor mast their hangover...
> >
> > that's a starboard reaction when something so pirate comes to the fore and
> > gets ballast all over the net.
> >
> Hmphh! That was a hull of a thing to say.
And you had the gull to call me on it. But don't worry, I won't Keel you
foor it.
CGK
Jenni
C. Konkel wrote:
Whew! Glad you decided to Hold off; you coulda decked me.
Bob Marcus
Jenni wrote in message <3572CF44...@saclink.csus.edu>...
That would be portentious on his part. But don't worry, any weapon such as a
gunnel help you keep him a-weigh. (I've missed this NG the past week ---
I've had gobs to do and I was just too pooped!)
***** Bob Marcus ---
***** The shortest distance between two puns is a straightline.