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Steve Schardin

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Feb 11, 1995, 2:56:00 PM2/11/95
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Remember,
When you've seen one Galleria, you've seen a mall.

Remember,
When you've seen one camel driver, you've seen ahmal.

Remember,
When you've seen one gangsters girlfiend, you've seen a moll.

Remember,
When you've see one large rodent making tunnels underground, you've seen
a mole.

When you've seen one lion clawing a tourist at the zoo, you've seen a
maul.

When you've seen one large wooden hammer, you've seen a maul.

When you've seen one spanish spicy stew, you've seen a mole.

When you've seen one harry spot on your body, you've seen a mole.

When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.

When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.

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Kenn Nesbitt

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Feb 12, 1995, 8:59:25 AM2/12/95
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And the two twin brothers Ahmal and Juan. If you've seen Juan,
you've seen Ahmal.

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Steve Poggio

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Feb 12, 1995, 8:11:00 PM2/12/95
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Subject: Re: "SEEN THEM ALL"

SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.

E> When you've seen one Barbi, you've seen 'em doll.

SP> When you've seen one Newman, you've seen a Paul.

JR> When you've seen one 24 hour news channel, you've CNN 'em all.

When you've seen one French Premier, you've seen DeGaulle.
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exu...@exu.ericsson.se

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Feb 14, 1995, 1:38:20 PM2/14/95
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In article 000A...@nwu.edu, jr...@nwu.edu (Jane Ring) writes:
()In article <40.285...@channel1.com> steve....@channel1.com (Steve Poggio) writes:
()>SS> When you've seen one camel driver, you've seen ahmal.
()>SS> When you've seen one gangsters girlfiend, you've seen a moll.
()>SS> When you've seen one large wooden hammer, you've seen a maul.
()>SS> When you've seen one spanish spicy stew, you've seen a mole.
()>SS> When you've seen one harry spot on your body, you've seen a mole.
()>SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
()>SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.
()
()>E> When you've seen one Barbi, you've seen 'em doll.
()
()>When you've seen one Newman, you've seen a Paul.
()
()When you've seen one 24 hour news channel, you've CNN 'em all.
()
()In the new Wizard of Oz movie there's a "Scene Em: Mall."

Kan sas see t mall?

/Dave

Jane Ring

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Feb 12, 1995, 1:41:04 PM2/12/95
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In article <40.285...@channel1.com> steve....@channel1.com (Steve Poggio) writes:
>SS> When you've seen one camel driver, you've seen ahmal.
>SS> When you've seen one gangsters girlfiend, you've seen a moll.
>SS> When you've seen one large wooden hammer, you've seen a maul.
>SS> When you've seen one spanish spicy stew, you've seen a mole.
>SS> When you've seen one harry spot on your body, you've seen a mole.
>SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
>SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.

>E> When you've seen one Barbi, you've seen 'em doll.

>When you've seen one Newman, you've seen a Paul.

When you've seen one 24 hour news channel, you've CNN 'em all.

In the new Wizard of Oz movie there's a "Scene Em: Mall."


Amities, Jane

dunh...@maroon.tc.umn.edu

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Feb 14, 1995, 10:29:03 PM2/14/95
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Subject: Re: "SEEN THEM ALL"
From: steve....@channel1.com (Steve Poggio)

SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.

E> When you've seen one Barbi, you've seen 'em doll.

SP> When you've seen one Newman, you've seen a Paul.

JR> When you've seen one 24 hour news channel, you've CNN 'em all.

>When you've seen one French Premier, you've seen DeGaulle.

If you've ever been to a shopping center in the evening, you've
probably seen _Amahl and the Night Visitors_
-Cheers, John

Ed Gurowitz

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Feb 15, 1995, 4:24:31 PM2/15/95
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When you've seen one funeral procession, you've seen a pall.

When you've seen one birth membrane, you've seen a caul.

When you've seen the site of Solmon's temple once, you've seen a
Wall.

When you've seen one bladder, you've seen a gall.

Anthony M. Becker

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Feb 15, 1995, 4:52:20 PM2/15/95
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<dunh...@maroon.tc.umn.edu> writes:
>If you've ever been to a shopping center in the evening, you've
>probably seen _Amahl and the Night Visitors_

But I don't want to see them Menotti puns any more :-) Come to think of
it, I don't want to see any more Medium puns either :-) What can I say?
Things are looking Bleecker, and I'm no Saint.

Well, now that I've made my Introductions, I've got to say my Good Byes.
The Telephone is ringing. I'll Amelia (whoops, email ya) later.

Tony

P.S. Can you help me? I need to glob a link...
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Balaji Thirumalaikumara

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Feb 15, 1995, 6:54:38 PM2/15/95
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In article rst...@delphi.com, rst...@delphi.com () writes:

>>Jane Ring <jr...@nwu.edu> writes:
>>
>>>>SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
>>>>SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.
>>>

If you have seen Dr.No, you've Sean 'em all.

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Todd Hale

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Feb 17, 1995, 3:38:55 PM2/17/95
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rst...@delphi.com writes:

>Jane Ring <jr...@nwu.edu> writes:
>
>>>SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
>>>SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've seen'em awl.
>>
>>>E> When you've seen one Barbi, you've seen 'em doll.
>>
>>>When you've seen one Newman, you've seen a Paul.
>>
>>When you've seen one 24 hour news channel, you've CNN 'em all.
>>
>>In the new Wizard of Oz movie there's a "Scene Em: Mall."
>

>At the Car Wash, if I've seen Juan, I've seen Armorall!
>
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.


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phrenology

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Feb 18, 1995, 8:22:11 PM2/18/95
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If you've seen one well choreographed Marching Woodcarver's Band,

David C. Peterson

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Feb 23, 1995, 10:16:00 AM2/23/95
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In article <3ia9mk...@marble.summit.novell.com>, sa...@summit.novell.com (Saal) writes...

[snip]

> When you've seen one pack animal, you've seen a mule.

When you've seen one poster to alt.humor.puns, you've seen

> Sam Saal

YAD (Yet Another Dave)

Lorrill Buyens

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Mar 3, 1995, 6:02:56 PM3/3/95
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In article <JJ2MURPH.2...@CHEMICAL.watstar.uwaterloo.ca> on Thu,
23 Feb 1995 19:17:47 GMT JJ2M...@CHEMICAL.watstar.uwaterloo.ca, while
summoning a demon, chanted...

>
>>>>>>SS> When you've seen one large nocturnal bird, you've seen an owl.
>>>>>>SS> When you've seen one pointed tool used by indians you've
>>>>>> > seen'em awl.
>
>>If you have seen Dr.No, you've Sean 'em all.

When you've seen one sunbather putting on body lotion, you've seen `em
oil.

When you've seen one person with failing health, you've seen `em ill.

When you've seen one long, wiggly salt-water fish, you've seen `em eel.

When you've seen Oahu, you've seen an isle.


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