The Artist

Johnnaishwerner

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Jun 19, 2003, 8:06:17 AM6/19/03

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After the artist painted me everybody who saw me stared.

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 19, 2003, 12:03:14 PM6/19/03

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On 19 Jun 2003 12:06:17 GMT, johnnai...@aol.com (Johnnaishwerner)
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>After the artist painted me everybody who saw me stared.

Oil bite ... canvas be the same goy, eh?

nemo

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Jun 20, 2003, 3:10:17 PM6/20/03

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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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I think that's what the pig meant.

Sheila Dundee

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Jun 20, 2003, 8:18:32 PM6/20/03

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"nemo" >
> J. A. Mc.

> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >After the artist painted me everybody who saw me stared.
> >
> > Oil bite ... canvas be the same goy, eh?
> >
> I think that's what the pig meant.

Sienna one raw?

nemo

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Jun 21, 2003, 8:12:53 AM6/21/03

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Sheila Dundee <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> wrote in message
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An oil can vessel be needed to paint on. And to get the right dimensions you
have to size it with rabbit's kin glue, then primate with white lead,
although why an Archbishop has to bring the white lead I don't know.
You don't wanna use the wong lead though or it'll come out flakey!

I'm very confused now. I just cant Zinc White today. Off my grub too. I
can't Mastic - ate. I just don't know how I manage to Copal the time. Can't
get Copal these days, or genuine Ultramarine. I'll have to see my mate,
Afghani Stan and see if he can get hold of some.

I've got Vermilion of 'em, I tell yer!

Like the man who went to sleep and dreamed of a completely original colour -
totally unique and not in the spectrum as we know it. When he tried to
explain this to people they said it was a pigment of his imagination.

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 21, 2003, 1:40:11 PM6/21/03

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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 09:48:32 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
<she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> found these unused words floating about:

No, but there's lots acrylics laying around.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jun 22, 2003, 12:10:41 AM6/22/03

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I gesso.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

nemo

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Jun 22, 2003, 9:13:00 AM6/22/03

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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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"Carmine to the garden Maude . . . . ."

Cotcha, Neil!!

nemo

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Jun 22, 2003, 9:13:38 AM6/22/03

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Cybe R. Wizard <cyber_...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 10:40:11 -0700
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 09:48:32 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" >
> > >> J. A. Mc.
> > >> > found these unused words floating about:
> > >> >
> > >> > >After the artist painted me everybody who saw me stared.
> > >> >
> > >> > Oil bite ... canvas be the same goy, eh?
> > >> >
> > >> I think that's what the pig meant.
> > >
> > > Sienna one raw?
> > >
> > No, but there's lots acrylics laying around.
> >
> I gesso.
>

I keep mine in an Armenian Bowl!

Pam Shorey

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Jun 22, 2003, 3:05:19 PM6/22/03

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"Cybe R. Wizard" <cyber_...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 10:40:11 -0700
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 09:48:32 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <she...@chariotXCAPS.net.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" >
> > >> J. A. Mc.
> > >> > found these unused words floating about:
> > >> >
> > >> > >After the artist painted me everybody who saw me stared.
> > >> >
> > >> > Oil bite ... canvas be the same goy, eh?
> > >> >
> > >> I think that's what the pig meant.
> > >
> > > Sienna one raw?
> > >
> > No, but there's lots acrylics laying around.
> >
> I gesso.

You tryin to stretcher point?

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 23, 2003, 2:41:53 PM6/23/03

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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 15:05:19 -0400, "Pam Shorey"
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'Frame so ... from here.

nemo

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Jun 23, 2003, 5:32:51 PM6/23/03

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Pam Shorey <pal...@galaxyinternet.net> wrote in message
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Narr. He's linen through his teeth!

And I still keep mine in an Armenian Bowl! You add it to the slaked plaster
in making Gesso gold size. Gives it colour and improves the texture a bit.
Gesso's you know.

Anyway, canvas is too expensive. I do watercolours on French hand-made paper
from underneath the Arches. Trouble is: sittin too long on the cold
brickwork there can give yer a painful attack of the dreaded Wookey Hole!

Eggs plain nations for the non-testicle:

http://www.artmaterialsupplies.com/archespaper.html

http://www.wookey.co.uk/paper.htm

Goods tough. Bothofam.

Pam Shorey

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Jun 23, 2003, 11:12:04 PM6/23/03

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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Easel for YOU to say

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jun 24, 2003, 12:03:34 AM6/24/03

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Replys are getting thinner and thinner.

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 24, 2003, 4:20:09 PM6/24/03

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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 23:03:34 -0500, "Cybe R. Wizard"
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Palette's the way it is!

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jun 25, 2003, 12:21:27 AM6/25/03

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On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 13:20:09 -0700

Will no one go to the matte with this? Is this the brush off?
Is there no one to assuage my violet mood? No hue and cry about a
dyeing thread?
No way to easel my pains?

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 25, 2003, 4:15:55 PM6/25/03

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On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 23:21:27 -0500, "Cybe R. Wizard"

There may be a plan, but it's rather sketchy. Litho very carefully ...

Pam Shorey

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Jun 25, 2003, 5:03:29 PM6/25/03

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"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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We have to gloss over this. Now, gouache your hands for dinner....

nemo

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Jun 25, 2003, 9:56:36 PM6/25/03

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Cybe R. Wizard <cyber_...@mindspring.com> wrote in message

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If you mastic to this subject - the thread may azo dye.

And if the artist's girlfriend was dissatisfied, you might see the
Tartrazine hell! And as with the older more toxic forms of lemon yellow, we
might have to Barium in the garden.

nemo

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Jun 25, 2003, 9:56:37 PM6/25/03

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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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That one's bad enough to get one so offset as to let out a silk scream!

nemo

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Jun 25, 2003, 9:56:37 PM6/25/03

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Pam Shorey <pal...@galaxyinternet.net> wrote in message

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Dinner?? We're having Chinese, white??

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 26, 2003, 12:35:50 PM6/26/03

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On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 17:03:29 -0400, "Pam Shorey"

Why, what's on the plates? I screen for dessert?

nemo

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Jun 26, 2003, 4:28:54 PM6/26/03

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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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Obviously didn't understand my last again. Chinese White is what's added to
watercolour pigments to make Gouache.

If yer don't get something yer can always do a Gargoyle!!!

mike wheeEler

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Jun 26, 2003, 8:26:40 PM6/26/03

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In article <aIIKa.37439$%L.5...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:

I thought paprika is what you added if you wanted to make Goulashe..

nemo

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Jun 27, 2003, 5:24:37 PM6/27/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Nonce Equitur butt we'll let him ride by this time . . .

Spike: Ice hay! Is this your cap, Secombe??

( http://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/ )

Goulashe?? Like when you set fire to a ghost??

BTW: when things other than hens start flying around in a chicken run - it's
usually the work of a Poultrygeist!