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Stan Kegel

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Jan 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/24/00
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Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Hayward Jablomey

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Jan 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/24/00
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I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
behind good mammaries.
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J. A. Mc.

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On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
<juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
post:

>>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
>>

>I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
>behind good mammaries.
>

Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.


Phyllis M. LaVietes

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J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
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OK, now have you gotten that off your chest?

Dennis Hammes

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J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> post:
>
> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> >>
> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> >behind good mammaries.
> >
> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.

I'd rather get to the point.
--
dmh
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
http://scrawlmark.cjb.net

John R. Walradt

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Jan 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/25/00
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Phyllis M. LaVietes <lavi...@dhc.net> wrote in article
<3D0269E921D503C5.B23DDDA3...@lp.airnews.net>...


> J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
> news:388fdc0c...@news2.lvdi.net...

> > On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> > <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> > post:
> >
> > >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> > >>
> > >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> > >behind good mammaries.
> > >
> > Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>

> OK, now have you gotten that off your chest?

I think it just goes to prove that they're really strapped for puns.
There's only one way to solve this equation and that's with an algebra.

Stan Kegel

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Jan 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/25/00
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Algebra? I thought that was what the Little Mermaid wore.

Spatula

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Jan 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/25/00
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This is a very titillating thread. In fact, I'd like to discuss my other
favorite female body part, but unfortunately I can't have the breast of both
worlds.

Greg
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http://www.vci.net/~spatula
"Dennis Hammes" <scraw...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> > <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> > post:
> >
> > >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> > >>
> > >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> > >behind good mammaries.
> > >
> > Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>

Dennis Hammes

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Jan 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/25/00
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Stan Kegel wrote:
>
> "John R. Walradt" wrote:
> > Phyllis M. LaVietes <lavi...@dhc.net> wrote in article
> > <3D0269E921D503C5.B23DDDA3...@lp.airnews.net>...
> > > J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
> > > news:388fdc0c...@news2.lvdi.net...
> > > > On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> > > > <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> > > > post:
> > > > >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> > > > >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> > > > >behind good mammaries.
> > > > Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
> > > OK, now have you gotten that off your chest?
> > I think it just goes to prove that they're really strapped for puns.
> > There's only one way to solve this equation and that's with an algebra.
>
> Algebra? I thought that was what the Little Mermaid wore.

She wore C-shells by the seashore...
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breaking whatever you're working on.
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Spatula

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"Spatula" <spa...@nospam.vci.net> wrote in message
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> This is a very titillating thread. In fact, I'd like to discuss my other
> favorite female body part, but unfortunately I can't have the breast of
both
> worlds.

Did I crack the above joke? Boy, do I feel like a boob.

J. A. Mc.

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On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes
<scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:

>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>
>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
>> post:
>>
>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
>> >>
>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
>> >behind good mammaries.
>> >
>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>

>I'd rather get to the point.

Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it?


Perfect Tommy

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Jan 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/26/00
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Stan Kegel wrote:

> Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Well, you can jugs for yourself. Tit's true!


Kathy Shelton

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Jan 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/26/00
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--
John 3:16


Dennis Hammes <scraw...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message

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> Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > "John R. Walradt" wrote:
> > > Phyllis M. LaVietes <lavi...@dhc.net> wrote in article
> > > <3D0269E921D503C5.B23DDDA3...@lp.airnews.net>...
> > > > J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:388fdc0c...@news2.lvdi.net...

> > > > > On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> > > > > <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail
to
> > > > > post:

> > > > > >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

> > > > > >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that
leave
> > > > > >behind good mammaries.
> > > > > Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.

> > > > OK, now have you gotten that off your chest?
> > > I think it just goes to prove that they're really strapped for puns.
> > > There's only one way to solve this equation and that's with an
algebra.
> >
> > Algebra? I thought that was what the Little Mermaid wore.
>
> She wore C-shells by the seashore...

She must have been living in Bali.

Dennis Hammes

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Jan 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/26/00
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"She"? /Every/ girl thinks life is a pinball game...

P. Stashio Nutz

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Jan 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/29/00
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In article <3893210f...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.)
writes:

>
>On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes

><scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:


>
>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
>>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
>>> post:
>>>
>>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
>>> >>
>>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
>>> >behind good mammaries.
>>> >
>>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>>

>>I'd rather get to the point.
>
>Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it?
>

This thread should be nippled in the bud right now

tortoni spumoni & co.

Stan Kegel

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"P. Stashio Nutz" wrote:
> In article <3893210f...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.)
> writes:
> >On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes
> ><scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
> >>J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> >>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> >>> post:
> >>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> >>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> >>> >behind good mammaries.
> >>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
> >>I'd rather get to the point.
> >Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it.
> This thread should be nippled in the bud right now

I agree. It's been an udder failure.

Pam Shorey

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Jan 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/29/00
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Stan Kegel wrote:

Would you prefer another cock and ball story?


J. A. Mc.

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On Sat, 29 Jan 2000 00:07:02 -0800, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> tweaked

a mouse's tail to post:

>"P. Stashio Nutz" wrote:
>> In article <3893210f...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.)
>> writes:
>> >On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes
>> ><scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
>> >>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> >>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
>> >>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
>> >>> post:
>> >>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
>> >>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
>> >>> >behind good mammaries.
>> >>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>> >>I'd rather get to the point.
>> >Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it.
>> This thread should be nippled in the bud right now
>I agree. It's been an udder failure.

I don't know about that - I find your posts a teat.


Cybe R. Wizard

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Somewhere in the Cyberworld, on Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:08:24 GMT,
xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.) scribbled inanely:

I like to see that, bosom buddies.

Cybe R. Wizard
@
flightofdragons.com

Cybe R. Wizard

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Hooter hell doesn't?

Dennis Hammes

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Pam Shorey wrote:

>
> Stan Kegel wrote:
>
> > "P. Stashio Nutz" wrote:
> > > In article <3893210f...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.)
> > > writes:
> > > >On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes
> > > ><scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
> > > >>J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
> > > >>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
> > > >>> post:
> > > >>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
> > > >>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
> > > >>> >behind good mammaries.
> > > >>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
> > > >>I'd rather get to the point.
> > > >Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it.
> > > This thread should be nippled in the bud right now
> >
> > I agree. It's been an udder failure.
>
> Would you prefer another cock and ball story?

What does your flushing mechanism have to do with hooters?
It's made of bras?

J. A. Mc.

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On Sat, 29 Jan 2000 13:52:37 -0600, Cybe R. Wizard
<cyber...@flightofdragons.com> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:

>Somewhere in the Cyberworld, on Sat, 29 Jan 2000 18:08:24 GMT,
>xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.) scribbled inanely:
>

>>On Sat, 29 Jan 2000 00:07:02 -0800, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> tweaked


>>a mouse's tail to post:
>>
>>>"P. Stashio Nutz" wrote:
>>>> In article <3893210f...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J. A. Mc.)
>>>> writes:
>>>> >On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 21:28:15 -0800, Dennis Hammes
>>>> ><scraw...@worldnet.att.net> tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
>>>> >>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>> >>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2000 10:48:33 -0800, Hayward Jablomey
>>>> >>> <juanhuno...@pinkfloyd.com.invalid> tweaked a mouse's tail to
>>>> >>> post:
>>>> >>> >>Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
>>>> >>> >I hope nobody tries to milk this thread; I lactose jokes that leave
>>>> >>> >behind good mammaries.
>>>> >>> Yeah, they just leave you in C cups.
>>>> >>I'd rather get to the point.
>>>> >Now we've come full circle, conical isn't it.
>>>> This thread should be nippled in the bud right now
>>>I agree. It's been an udder failure.

>>I don't know about that - I find your posts a teat.

>I like to see that, bosom buddies.

Corset help if we all pull together.

Hayward Jablomey

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In article <38986f06...@news2.lvdi.net>, xx...@lvdi.net (J.
Cross my heart, I won't keep milking this topic 9unless I get
strapped).
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