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Mike

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Apr 16, 2022, 5:45:56 AM4/16/22
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When rain falls, it gets up again in dew time

Michael LeVine
mle...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 16, 2022, 11:57:25 AM4/16/22
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no wait a minute Mike you say that rain gets it up that's in the sense of having an erection? I seriously doubt that raindrops don't have to reproduce by mating with one another they reproduce in the cloud you know the cloud that huge computer in the sky

Mike

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Apr 16, 2022, 4:51:44 PM4/16/22
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On Apr 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c182b522-f12a-495b...@googlegroups.com>):
But when they grow up -- they are fit to be tide

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 17, 2022, 9:57:26 AM4/17/22
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We've all heard that saying "that's water under the bridge " meaning whatever it was cannot be revisited but just think about that that water flows out into the ocean , it gets evaporated by the sun , those clouds come back over land, they go upstream from the bridge and rain, then that water flows again under the bridge so we can actually see that water that flows under the bridge may come back around as in "what goes around comes around " so never believe old sayings, as Isaac Newton said (and he made an excellent cookie) "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying."

Mike

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Apr 17, 2022, 11:05:25 AM4/17/22
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On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5701df09-d259-4b84...@googlegroups.com>):
> "for every saying there is an equal and opposite saying.”
Water we going to do about your run on sentences???

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 17, 2022, 2:26:59 PM4/17/22
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Water we going to do about my run-on sentences ? well that's easy we just change the rules of English. rules are changed all the time , it's a the sign of a dynamic evolving system.

Mike

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Apr 17, 2022, 4:07:26 PM4/17/22
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On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8de48818-0168-4939...@googlegroups.com>):
Or send over a nun with a ruler to supervise you

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 17, 2022, 6:10:31 PM4/17/22
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Man those nuns carry around a ruler and if a student doesn't have good penmanship they just whack them on the back of the hands whack whack whack whack whack , the student screams at the top of s/he's lungs "How can I develop good penmanship when You've broken my fingers?"

- George Carlin , 1987

Mike

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Apr 18, 2022, 6:25:12 AM4/18/22
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On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<efcb6bb5-46fb-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
Like the CEO of one company I worked at said “The beatings will continue
till morale improves"

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 18, 2022, 2:12:52 PM4/18/22
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well as they say , what's the difference between :

your wife .
the clock .
eggs.

and a blow job ?

the answer is you can beat your wife , you can beat the clock , you can beat eggs , but you just can't beat a good blow job.

do I need to censor these a little better?

Mike

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Apr 18, 2022, 3:32:03 PM4/18/22
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On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63754c74-8080-4fa4...@googlegroups.com>):
If it rubs YOU the wrong way, then don’t blame me.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 19, 2022, 11:34:56 AM4/19/22
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I went to this masseuse . I demanded my money back. she rubbed me the wrong way.

Mike

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Apr 19, 2022, 11:53:23 AM4/19/22
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On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a4b297b0-f10a-4940...@googlegroups.com>):
Did you really knead to do that???

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 19, 2022, 2:56:05 PM4/19/22
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I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.

Mike

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Apr 20, 2022, 7:36:11 AM4/20/22
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On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 20, 2022, 11:19:52 AM4/20/22
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But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy"

Mike

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Apr 20, 2022, 1:19:42 PM4/20/22
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On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to massage were my kneads.
> > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have giver her..
>
> But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said "No way, you
> decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 20, 2022, 10:09:56 PM4/20/22
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Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.

Mike

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Apr 21, 2022, 6:41:29 AM4/21/22
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On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 21, 2022, 4:11:53 PM4/21/22
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Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with celebrities and such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the policeman's other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure

Mike

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Apr 22, 2022, 5:35:20 AM4/22/22
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On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 22, 2022, 7:37:47 AM4/22/22
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I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who else nowadays wants to get everyone killed?

Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting we were both attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said "Putin it there, Putin."

Mike

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Apr 22, 2022, 9:33:26 AM4/22/22
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On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> there, Putin.”
Putin him in his place.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 23, 2022, 1:18:35 AM4/23/22
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I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's doctor in Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .

oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic marker to write PUT IN on his penis.

Mike

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Apr 23, 2022, 3:36:16 AM4/23/22
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On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
meant when you told her you would have her eating
at the Top of the Mark??

(That’s a San Francisco joke)

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 23, 2022, 8:50:56 AM4/23/22
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well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time that's when Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the slang but an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their penises "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark " she shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of their manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of it , I would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to some famous figure.

Mike

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Apr 24, 2022, 3:23:22 AM4/24/22
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On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 24, 2022, 9:56:01 AM4/24/22
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I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big meal and I asked him "has all this food satened you?"

Mike

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Apr 24, 2022, 10:50:39 AM4/24/22
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On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
You ate it jinn-gerly.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 24, 2022, 6:49:05 PM4/24/22
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And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.

Mike

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Apr 25, 2022, 6:23:55 AM4/25/22
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On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 25, 2022, 1:23:18 PM4/25/22
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once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have peace forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right spirit to get me through life.

Mike

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Apr 25, 2022, 4:09:14 PM4/25/22
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On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
I’l drink to that.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 26, 2022, 12:30:36 AM4/26/22
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There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll drink to That."

Mike

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Apr 26, 2022, 6:20:07 AM4/26/22
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On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 26, 2022, 12:43:37 PM4/26/22
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Yes, he really liked to surf, so we took him out to practice his craft on a swell.

Mike

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Apr 26, 2022, 3:02:47 PM4/26/22
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On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f0e0b2a-40cb-42ae...@googlegroups.com>):
Untill he got board...

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 26, 2022, 4:07:37 PM4/26/22
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He meant 10 dastardly criminals out there in the waves , so he decided to hang 10.

Mike

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Apr 27, 2022, 6:47:22 AM4/27/22
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On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8ddec2df-5a95-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
He has some strange hang-ups/

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 27, 2022, 7:43:03 AM4/27/22
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He did have some strange hangups he had a painting of the Mona Lisa painted in the style of van Gogh and he had his cousin Mervin who committed suicide hanging from his wall and he had a quad copter from below Cheyenne Mountain dangling on a string.

Mike

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Apr 27, 2022, 10:08:13 AM4/27/22
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On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef2898a3-fa57-407b...@googlegroups.com>):
Now that is ear-y

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 27, 2022, 1:47:12 PM4/27/22
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The National Lampoon once had some geographical puns ; one of them went "I like steel Buick's and I like copper Chevys but I Constantinople. " another one was "businessmen like to have sex with their secretaries ; a banker likes to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie, Pa."

Mike

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Apr 28, 2022, 7:42:23 AM4/28/22
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On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8433552c-183f-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> to Pocatello " and finally "my father is really strange , I have an Erie, Pa.”

Did that ;able Erie-tate him?

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 28, 2022, 1:08:47 PM4/28/22
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i'm afraid Nelson has to go it's getting into this Internet loop thing and I don't even know how to tell you this and make a pun out of it but so long Nelson

my father was doing some farming up by Lake Erie he discovered how to grow potatoes right on the shoreline of Lake Erie he patented them and called them irritates.

Mike

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Apr 28, 2022, 1:37:58 PM4/28/22
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On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1186c50f-343c-42fa...@googlegroups.com>):
That is being Erie-sposable.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 28, 2022, 7:15:24 PM4/28/22
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Yes dad's Erie-Tates must reproduce somehow so he made them very Erie-spawn-sible.

Mike

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Apr 29, 2022, 8:08:37 AM4/29/22
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On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6860d85a-78ae-4dfc...@googlegroups.com>):
So on his headstone it rads Erie lies.

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 29, 2022, 2:56:25 PM4/29/22
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What did WC Fields tombstone read ?

" Better here than Philadelphia"

Although I also heard that that was false.

Mike

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Apr 29, 2022, 4:03:31 PM4/29/22
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On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
On Rodney Dangerfield’s
“There goes the neighborhood"

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 30, 2022, 12:05:45 AM4/30/22
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Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone

"I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead."

Mike

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Apr 30, 2022, 7:46:22 AM4/30/22
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On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > >
> > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > >
> > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
>
> "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”

If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 30, 2022, 10:14:19 AM4/30/22
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My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the name Darlene too much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.

Mike

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Apr 30, 2022, 2:58:57 PM4/30/22
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On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
The true fee-male

Don Stockbauer

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Apr 30, 2022, 5:39:52 PM4/30/22
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Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too at least if they're gay.

Mike

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May 1, 2022, 9:49:01 AM5/1/22
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On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
But they never try and get the straight facts

Don Stockbauer

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May 1, 2022, 4:57:08 PM5/1/22
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This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex because he told me "let's get something straight between us."

Mike

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May 2, 2022, 4:26:39 AM5/2/22
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On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> told me "let's get something straight between us.”

Do you really want to take a pole on this one???

Don Stockbauer

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May 2, 2022, 7:51:52 AM5/2/22
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On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin this really upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding down a pole when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a Serbian or a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………"

Mike

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May 2, 2022, 2:21:23 PM5/2/22
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On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian or…………”
Did she greece it???

Don Stockbauer

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May 2, 2022, 11:26:29 PM5/2/22
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Here's a very important international political question:

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?

Mike

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May 3, 2022, 7:14:38 AM5/3/22
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On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
And would they need help to Finnish the job??

Don Stockbauer

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May 3, 2022, 11:30:09 AM5/3/22
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One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed him , then Iran.

Mike

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May 3, 2022, 1:21:47 PM5/3/22
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On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do love
doing it)

Don Stockbauer

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May 3, 2022, 6:20:54 PM5/3/22
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As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a bah-rain.

Mike

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May 4, 2022, 7:06:05 AM5/4/22
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On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
You mist the point

Don Stockbauer

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May 4, 2022, 8:46:09 AM5/4/22
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Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.

Mike

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May 4, 2022, 12:34:10 PM5/4/22
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On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
You are just saying that out of spate.

Don Stockbauer

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May 4, 2022, 3:30:24 PM5/4/22
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"Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I spate at that person because he made me mad."

Mike

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May 4, 2022, 4:15:02 PM5/4/22
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On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1474777-321d-4898...@googlegroups.com>):
> at that person because he made me mad.”

And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??

Don Stockbauer

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May 4, 2022, 9:22:52 PM5/4/22
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Yes it was a guided muzzle see I have a seeing eye dog and I told him go over and bite that guy , you'll need some guidance : 3 foot forward and 2 feet to the left:

Mike

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May 5, 2022, 10:29:32 AM5/5/22
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On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<592e8891-0d2b-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
And then you step in it

Don Stockbauer

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May 5, 2022, 12:07:23 PM5/5/22
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yes I did step in it what happened was I stepped in it and then I was walking away and I looked back and realized that I could use it for my garden so I had my dog with me so I told my dog that stuff back there that I Steppin Fetchit.

Mike

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May 5, 2022, 1:35:37 PM5/5/22
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On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<16a0a2f2-015e-4675...@googlegroups.com>):
Letting him dance around the topic

Don Stockbauer

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May 5, 2022, 9:15:59 PM5/5/22
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Well when my dog was stepping back to fetch it it had a sudden heart attack and it went through a danse macabre.

Mike

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May 6, 2022, 3:50:58 AM5/6/22
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On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a88903c1-daad-4d7a...@googlegroups.com>):
But you lurid him into doing it

Don Stockbauer

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May 6, 2022, 9:38:46 AM5/6/22
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I am a dastardly sort, one time I held a carrot in front of a horse and lured it over a cliff.

Mike

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May 6, 2022, 10:41:31 AM5/6/22
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On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<80800d2c-a1df-441d...@googlegroups.com>):
He thought it was a bluff until it was too late.

Don Stockbauer

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May 6, 2022, 3:48:29 PM5/6/22
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My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd pretend like I had a really high
hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time , won several thousand dollars from that horse.

Mike

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May 7, 2022, 7:21:16 AM5/7/22
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On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker

Don Stockbauer

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May 7, 2022, 1:14:22 PM5/7/22
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I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to proceed

Mike

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May 7, 2022, 1:37:11 PM5/7/22
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On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against him and I'd
> > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall for it every time
> > > ,
> > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play poker
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock in Iraq but my
> short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff notes of how to
> proceed

With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could precipice a
disaster.

Don Stockbauer

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May 7, 2022, 11:07:02 PM5/7/22
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I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from a rock by his prepuce.

Mike

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May 8, 2022, 5:00:39 AM5/8/22
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On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.

Don Stockbauer

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May 8, 2022, 9:46:39 PM5/8/22
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No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock climbed, that would be almost impossible.

Mike

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May 9, 2022, 7:25:31 AM5/9/22
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On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.

Don Stockbauer

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May 9, 2022, 6:27:34 PM5/9/22
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Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no uncertain terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.

Mike

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May 10, 2022, 7:24:19 AM5/10/22
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On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.

Don Stockbauer

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May 10, 2022, 12:19:32 PM5/10/22
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Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.

Orville said "I'm Wright."

Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright."

Mike

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May 10, 2022, 1:15:32 PM5/10/22
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On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”

Since when do two wrongs make a wright??

Don Stockbauer

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May 10, 2022, 6:33:26 PM5/10/22
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And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a pair of Lithuanians?

Mike

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May 11, 2022, 6:15:16 AM5/11/22
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On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
But they would not be a matching set/

Don Stockbauer

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May 11, 2022, 12:56:09 PM5/11/22
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I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those two girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about match set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches that you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're not happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the name match set?

Mike

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May 11, 2022, 2:21:49 PM5/11/22
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On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??

Don Stockbauer

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May 11, 2022, 10:09:03 PM5/11/22
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many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane torch however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files episode I think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and his own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa would've done me .

Mike

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May 12, 2022, 5:47:32 AM5/12/22
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On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
So he did not have a fire-y temper

Don Stockbauer

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May 12, 2022, 7:54:21 AM5/12/22
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When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.

Mike

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May 12, 2022, 9:11:24 AM5/12/22
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On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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So you think of yourself as a gay blade??

Don Stockbauer

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May 12, 2022, 3:49:43 PM5/12/22
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JSB Haldane did not say that "the universe is queerer than we imagine, it's queerer than we can imagine", what he actually said was "the universe is queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex."

Mike

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May 13, 2022, 5:26:31 AM5/13/22
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On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> queerer than a couple of queers having queer sex.”
Or as the hermaphrodite said “I will be with you in two sex."

Don Stockbauer

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May 13, 2022, 8:22:40 AM5/13/22
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There was a lady who championed lesbian causes over male gay causes so Her More For Dykes.
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