Pardon at Dawn

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 20, 2011, 11:03:50 PM3/20/11

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Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
say:

"NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2011, 9:13:14 AM3/21/11

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In article
<69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:

I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Don Stockbauer

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Mar 21, 2011, 9:23:38 AM3/21/11

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On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <69009865-8241-458c-b654-9e86f2e2c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,

> Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
> > say:
>
> > "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>
> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.

Just a bit of gallows humour.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2011, 9:25:35 AM3/21/11

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In article
<91ccd92b-f9d1-43f8...@d12g2000vbz.googlegroups.com>,
Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Just don't try and rope me into it.

William B. (Billby)

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Mar 21, 2011, 12:48:17 PM3/21/11

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On 21/03/2011 9:25 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> Don Stockbauer<donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine"<mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>> wrote:
>>> Don Stockbauer<donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>> say:
>>>
>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>
>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>
>> Just a bit of gallows humour.
>
> Just don't try and rope me into it.

Is there any hope for a reprieve? Frayed not.

WhoMe

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Mar 21, 2011, 1:01:48 PM3/21/11

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On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:13:14 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-EA2...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article
> <69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>> say:
>>
>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>
> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>

I too hope he was knot planning on that

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2011, 2:56:14 PM3/21/11

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In article <C_OdnbvZ8IbAHBrQ...@westnet.com.au>,

But is waiting for the bitter end.

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2011, 2:56:56 PM3/21/11

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In article <0001HW.C9ACEEAC...@news.x-privat.org>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

But there was a hitch in his plans.

WhoMe

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Mar 21, 2011, 5:45:23 PM3/21/11

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On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:56:56 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-226...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C9ACEEAC...@news.x-privat.org>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:13:14 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-EA2...@news.supernews.com>):
>>
>>> In article
>>> <69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
>>> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>> say:
>>>>
>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>
>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>>
>>
>> I too hope he was knot planning on that
>
> But there was a hitch in his plans.
>

No doubt because he was a square

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 21, 2011, 5:54:44 PM3/21/11

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In article <0001HW.C9AD3123...@news.x-privat.org>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:56:56 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-226...@news.supernews.com>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C9ACEEAC...@news.x-privat.org>,
> > WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:13:14 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-EA2...@news.supernews.com>):
> >>
> >>> In article
> >>> <69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
> >>> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
> >>>> say:
> >>>>
> >>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
> >>>
> >>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
> >>>
> >>
> >> I too hope he was knot planning on that
> >
> > But there was a hitch in his plans.
> >
>
> No doubt because he was a square

Which disqualifies him from "Bowline for dollars"

WhoMe

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Mar 21, 2011, 8:39:19 PM3/21/11

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On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:54:44 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-FD5...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C9AD3123...@news.x-privat.org>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:56:56 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-226...@news.supernews.com>):
>>
>>> In article <0001HW.C9ACEEAC...@news.x-privat.org>,
>>> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:13:14 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>>>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-EA2...@news.supernews.com>):
>>>>
>>>>> In article
>>>>> <69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
>>>>> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>>>> say:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>>>
>>>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I too hope he was knot planning on that
>>>
>>> But there was a hitch in his plans.
>>>
>>
>> No doubt because he was a square
>
> Which disqualifies him from "Bowline for dollars"
>

His Granny wont let him unless he can slip aware from her

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 22, 2011, 9:34:28 AM3/22/11

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In article <0001HW.C9AD59E7...@news.x-privat.org>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:54:44 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-FD5...@news.supernews.com>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C9AD3123...@news.x-privat.org>,
> > WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:56:56 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-226...@news.supernews.com>):
> >>
> >>> In article <0001HW.C9ACEEAC...@news.x-privat.org>,
> >>> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Mon, 21 Mar 2011 08:13:14 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> >>>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-EA2...@news.supernews.com>):
> >>>>
> >>>>> In article
> >>>>> <69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
> >>>>> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
> >>>>>> say:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> I too hope he was knot planning on that
> >>>
> >>> But there was a hitch in his plans.
> >>>
> >>
> >> No doubt because he was a square
> >
> > Which disqualifies him from "Bowline for dollars"
> >
>
> His Granny wont let him unless he can slip aware from her

Sounds like a carrick-ature to me.

Message has been deleted

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 22, 2011, 1:24:55 PM3/22/11

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In article <dvlho6hvmho2hs9bi...@4ax.com>,
Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:

> "That joke's so old, it's been drawn!", Tom quartered.

He tied one on and did not recall how old it was.

WhoMe

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Mar 22, 2011, 4:52:19 PM3/22/11

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On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:24:55 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-5F0...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <dvlho6hvmho2hs9bi...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>> "William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:
>>
>>> On 21/03/2011 9:25 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>> Don Stockbauer<donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine"<mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Don Stockbauer<donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>>>>> say:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just a bit of gallows humour.
>>>>
>>>> Just don't try and rope me into it.
>>>
>>> Is there any hope for a reprieve? Frayed not.
>>
>> "That joke's so old, it's been drawn!", Tom quartered.
>
> He tied one on and did not recall how old it was.
>

What was his drink laced with?

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 22, 2011, 5:08:29 PM3/22/11

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In article <0001HW.C9AE7633...@news.x-privat.org>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

Something Mickey Finn concocted.

William B. (Billby)

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Mar 22, 2011, 8:08:17 PM3/22/11

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On 23/03/2011 1:11 AM, Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> "William B. (Billby)"<will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:
>

> "That joke's so old, it's been drawn!", Tom quartered.
>

What else from a News Group that operates like this Möbius strip?
[String theory...]

William B. (Billby)

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Mar 22, 2011, 8:08:25 PM3/22/11

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On 23/03/2011 5:08 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> WhoMe<whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:24:55 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote

>>> Sir F. A. Rien<jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>> "William B. (Billby)"<will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:
>>>>> On 21/03/2011 9:25 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>>>> Don Stockbauer<donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine"<mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Don Stockbauer<donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>>>>>>> say:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just a bit of gallows humour.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just don't try and rope me into it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there any hope for a reprieve? Frayed not.
>>>>
>>>> "That joke's so old, it's been drawn!", Tom quartered.
>>>
>>> He tied one on and did not recall how old it was.
>>>
>> What was his drink laced with?
>
> Something Mickey Finn concocted.

More likely hemp.

WhoMe

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Mar 23, 2011, 12:15:15 AM3/23/11

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On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:08:29 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-125...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C9AE7633...@news.x-privat.org>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:24:55 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-5F0...@news.supernews.com>):
>>
>>> In article <dvlho6hvmho2hs9bi...@4ax.com>,
>>> Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:
>>>>
>>>>> On 21/03/2011 9:25 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>>>>> Don Stockbauer<donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine"<mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Don Stockbauer<donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>>>>>>>>> say:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just a bit of gallows humour.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just don't try and rope me into it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there any hope for a reprieve? Frayed not.
>>>>
>>>> "That joke's so old, it's been drawn!", Tom quartered.
>>>
>>> He tied one on and did not recall how old it was.
>>>
>>
>> What was his drink laced with?
>
> Something Mickey Finn concocted.
>

No doubt with Tom Collins help

Michael N. LeVine

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Mar 23, 2011, 9:36:14 AM3/23/11

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In article <-NCdnXN5W4lmpBTQ...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Just have have you been smoking?

Message has been deleted

Nemo

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Mar 31, 2011, 1:39:41 AM3/31/11

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"Don Stockbauer" <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:69009865-8241-458c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com...

> Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
> say:
>
> "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>

They'd forgotten the rope and were going to do it using his own neckwear,
then they remembered that that causes a terrible Tyburn.

Bart tosh, tosh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyburn

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2011, 9:24:59 AM4/16/11

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"Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
news:mlevinespmfltr-0E3...@news.supernews.com...

> In article
> <91ccd92b-f9d1-43f8...@d12g2000vbz.googlegroups.com>,
> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mar 21, 8:13 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>> wrote:
>> > In article
>> > <69009865-8241-458c-b654-9e86f2e2c...@n10g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
>> > Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > > Like the fellow who was to be hanged at dawn and got a pardon might
>> > > say:
>> >
>> > > "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE."
>> >
>> > I hope you were not planning on hanging onto that one.
>>
>> Just a bit of gallows humour.
>
> Just don't try and rope me into it.

Could use your neckwear instead, but it might leave a nasty Tyburn.

Ma Blarch told me that one.

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2011, 9:25:56 AM4/16/11

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"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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MINE!!!!

Hard a-port!

BANGGGGGG!!!! Glug glug glug . . .

Too late!

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2011, 9:38:43 AM4/16/11

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"WhoMe" <whom...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Chantilly, silly!

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2011, 9:39:35 AM4/16/11

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"Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message

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Concoct: Raped with a fake willie!

Nemo

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May 28, 2011, 6:55:49 AM5/28/11

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"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:-NCdnXB5W4lppBTQ...@westnet.com.au...

Whales operate on a Möbi Dick strip!

Nemo

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Jul 3, 2011, 6:26:58 AM7/3/11

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"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:ie4ko6tnvmbua3jlm...@4ax.com...

>>What else from a News Group that operates like this M�bius strip?
>>[String theory...]
>
> I de Klein bottling my thoughts up that way!
> [Solid! Gee I'm a tree, ma.]
>

Idy Klein? He was an obstinate Yiddish actor, wazzen tea?

He refused to write a brivele to his mame, wouldn't go to New York to see if
it were a Gan Aden and had a starring role in Yidl mit nit kain fidl!