Fork Jokes

One Weird Dude

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Oct 8, 2003, 3:59:27 PM10/8/03

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I have a new fork. I'll call it "What".

A chess player attacked my king and queen at the same time, and there
was no way to capture, so he got my queen. He's a forking genius!

There was a fork in the road, so I took it home and washed it.

Etc.

--
Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada...

Michael Balarama

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Oct 8, 2003, 6:04:31 PM10/8/03

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"One Weird Dude" <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I have a new fork. I'll call it "What".
>
> A chess player attacked my king and queen at the same time, and there
> was no way to capture, so he got my queen. He's a forking genius!
>
> There was a fork in the road, so I took it home and washed it.

Fork you (just a pun)

Tim Bruening

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Oct 8, 2003, 8:35:16 PM10/8/03

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One Weird Dude wrote:

> I have a new fork. I'll call it "What".
>
> A chess player attacked my king and queen at the same time, and there
> was no way to capture, so he got my queen. He's a forking genius!
>
> There was a fork in the road, so I took it home and washed it.

My workplace has a fork lift.

dustbird

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Oct 9, 2003, 5:55:45 PM10/9/03

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"One Weird Dude" <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I have a new fork. I'll call it "What".
>
> A chess player attacked my king and queen at the same time, and there
> was no way to capture, so he got my queen. He's a forking genius!
>
> There was a fork in the road, so I took it home and washed it.

Did you replace it with a sign saying "Spoon and Knife in the Road" ?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Oct 9, 2003, 5:38:23 PM10/9/03

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He should have just used the alternate route where there's
no fork in way.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

Len S.

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Oct 9, 2003, 9:43:42 PM10/9/03

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"One Weird Dude" <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Fork rying out loud. Spoon there'll be every baster tossing in their whats.
If Martha wasn't so busy cooking her own goose, she might laughing all the
way to the quart.

nemo

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Oct 12, 2003, 3:41:26 PM10/12/03

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Cybe R. Wizard <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 14:55:45 -0700
> "dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote:
>
> >
> > "One Weird Dude" <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:a155177e.03100...@posting.google.com...
> > > I have a new fork. I'll call it "What".
> > >
> > > A chess player attacked my king and queen at the same time, and
> > > there was no way to capture, so he got my queen. He's a forking
> > > genius!
> > >
> > > There was a fork in the road, so I took it home and washed it.
> >
> > Did you replace it with a sign saying "Spoon and Knife in the Road" ?
> >
> He should have just used the alternate route where there's
> no fork in way.
>

Bunch of forking Christians hauling a car up a hill - Goy-pull!

nemo

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Oct 12, 2003, 3:41:25 PM10/12/03

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One Weird Dude <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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How long will you be able to sus tane this merry thread?

Buffalo Chilkat

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Oct 12, 2003, 3:48:45 PM10/12/03

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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 19:41:25 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet>
wrote:

Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... !

"Man who speak with forked tongue
can eat salad without silverware."

--
b. chilkat

fredmiller@the.PC Ž

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Oct 13, 2003, 11:35:44 AM10/13/03

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b. chilkat said :

Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... !
"Man who speak with forked tongue
can eat salad without silverware."
--
b. chilkat

fredm...@the.PC :
And another irreverent saying :
"Man who squeak with silver tongue can keep fork in salad."

nemo

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Oct 13, 2003, 12:27:39 PM10/13/03

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Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
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Man with forked tongue who can afford silverware, can get it fixed without
having to wait for the National Elf Service!

nemo

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Oct 13, 2003, 1:29:43 PM10/13/03

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fredm...@the.PC 住 <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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By the light of fork handles??

(Two Ronnies pun)

mike wheeEler

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Oct 14, 2003, 1:10:45 AM10/14/03

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In article <mnjmovk5indhj4df9...@4ax.com>,
jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly when:
>
>On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 19:48:45 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
><mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:

>The institute of higher learning dealing with tableware is now renamed
>to "Cutlery U."
>
Formerly called "Fork U"

Kathy

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Oct 15, 2003, 9:44:06 PM10/15/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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You are running out of tine on this.

Buffalo Chilkat

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Oct 15, 2003, 10:39:21 PM10/15/03

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Kathy wrote:

>"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
>news:biBib.12675$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
>>

>> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message

>> news:4367-3F8...@storefull-2373.public.lawson.webtv.net...
>> > b. chilkat said :
>> > Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... !
>> > "Man who speak with forked tongue
>> > can eat salad without silverware."
>> > --
>> > b. chilkat
>> >
>> > fredm...@the.PC :
>> > And another irreverent saying :
>> > "Man who squeak with silver tongue can keep fork in salad."
>> >
>>
>> By the light of fork handles??
>>
>> (Two Ronnies pun)
>>
>You are running out of tine on this.

Can they handle it?

nemo

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Oct 16, 2003, 8:25:06 AM10/16/03

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Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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Already done that one butt it got sniped.

Nemo, alias Justin Tine.

Kathy

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Oct 16, 2003, 6:04:18 PM10/16/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

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The sniper must be a picker tu. Et tu Brute!

nemo

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Oct 16, 2003, 6:55:01 PM10/16/03

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Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message

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Et three. I got a bigger appetite that Brute.

If the sniper had been a cocker tu - heaven knows what he might have Et!

Kathy

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Oct 17, 2003, 10:48:56 PM10/17/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

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Perhaps three instead of tu.

nemo

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Oct 18, 2003, 2:48:41 PM10/18/03

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Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message

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Cocker three?? Must be bloke wiv four legs . . .

Buffalo Chilkat

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Oct 18, 2003, 4:36:53 PM10/18/03

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We will fork give you for that.

mike wheeEler

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Oct 19, 2003, 12:04:04 AM10/19/03

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In article <C6wjb.43746$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:

He sythe a relief..

mike wheeEler

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Oct 19, 2003, 12:05:12 AM10/19/03

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In article <dWfkb.75629$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,

ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
>
>

And if he was a cross the can all from you, would he be a cocker spaniel?

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 19, 2003, 4:13:58 AM10/19/03

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:<3F84AD43...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...

I have a fork in my trousers. Dinner is severed.

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 8:07:30 AM10/19/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Thought that was a tool you use to tighten the nuts on an enlargement
appliance.

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 8:24:38 AM10/19/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Then he was sickle over the place.

(We spell it 'Scythe' over here BTW. C?)

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 10:37:50 AM10/19/03

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Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message

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Narr. Smash 'im over the 'ead with a whole Can Tine of Cutlery!!!

Buffalo Chilkat

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Oct 19, 2003, 11:05:29 AM10/19/03

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On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 14:37:50 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet>
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I had a friend who was born with a silver spoon. Too bad it was in
his nose and not his mouth.

mike wheeEler

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Oct 19, 2003, 11:10:02 AM10/19/03

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In article <aovkb.78466$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,

Jose' can you C? No, I don't do software..

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 12:47:18 PM10/19/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message

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C++ or C++++

COBOLlers! Too modern!

Or is C++++ an instruction to look at an old-fashioned pair of English baggy
trousers. Thin ka-bough tit.

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 12:47:23 PM10/19/03

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Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message

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Ice up hose (brrr!) at least he used to sneeze very politely in a privileged
sort of way.

REAL class is when you're born by means of silver forceps! Or fiveceps
even! - and end up with the Hallmark printed into your head!

nemo

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Oct 19, 2003, 1:04:10 PM10/19/03

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fredm...@the.PC <fre...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Sweetbreads for tea?

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 19, 2003, 6:47:48 PM10/19/03

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whee...@tns.net (mike wheeEler) wrote in message news:<3f92a...@127.0.0.1>...

Q. : What's the Maitre,\\D : ?
\A. : I'm soft ware it counts !

mike wheeEler

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Oct 20, 2003, 12:23:23 AM10/20/03

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In article <qezkb.79072$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,

Page 3 chic on Canal Plus... thin ka pow Tit !

mike wheeEler

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Oct 20, 2003, 12:26:06 AM10/20/03

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In article <vezkb.79073$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:

So That's your problem!! When you were a kid you got dropped on your head!

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 20, 2003, 8:14:52 AM10/20/03

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whee...@tns.net (mike wheeEler) wrote in message news:<3f936...@127.0.0.1>...

A Hallmark Greeting from your Doctor :
You came into the world today
I dropped you on your head
Your folks, they heard the sound~and then
"Again, again !!" they said.

One Weird Dude

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Oct 20, 2003, 1:08:30 PM10/20/03

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"Kathy" <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message news:<SY1kb.11531$Ol.3...@read1.cgocable.net>...

I forgot one!

A prong (tine?) broke off of my plastic fork; now it's a threek.

--
From Mr I've-Had-Prouder-Moments.

nemo

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Oct 20, 2003, 5:20:21 PM10/20/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message

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Nope. I got dropped on the floor.

nemo

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Oct 20, 2003, 5:20:23 PM10/20/03

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fredm...@the.PC <fre...@webtv.net> wrote in message

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Capital!

nemo

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Oct 20, 2003, 5:20:20 PM10/20/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message

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I prefer my tit to fly into the bough of a tree. I think it's very unlikely
that a tit would fly onto a Prisoner of War. It'd probably be against the
Genever Convention too.

nemo

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Oct 21, 2003, 8:54:21 AM10/21/03

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One Weird Dude <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message

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If it loses another one, you'll have to store it in a Toucan.

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 21, 2003, 11:37:35 PM10/21/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message news:<10alb.101317$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...

If it loses another one it'll be a Tuning Fork...

mike wheeEler

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Oct 22, 2003, 12:02:13 AM10/22/03

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In article <a155177e.03102...@posting.google.com>,
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>
>"Kathy" <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message

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You could sell 'em on late nite TV... You could pitch fork..

nemo

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Oct 22, 2003, 11:22:54 AM10/22/03

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fredm...@the.PC <fre...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Handy if you're eating Piano Tuna.

nemo

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Oct 22, 2003, 11:23:58 AM10/22/03

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mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message

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Unforkunately, these are getting worse an worse,

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 22, 2003, 11:59:31 PM10/22/03

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whee...@tns.net (mike wheeEler) wrote in message news:<3f960...@127.0.0.1>...

Or you could gag me with a spoon...

fredmiller@the.PC Ž

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Oct 25, 2003, 11:04:15 AM10/25/03

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>fre...@webtv.net (fredm...@the.PC)

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b. chilkat said :
Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... ! "Man who
speak with forked tongue
can eat salad without silverware."
--
b. chilkat

>fredm...@the.PC :
And another irreverent saying :
"Man who squeak with silver tongue can keep fork in salad."

>Nemo : By the light of fork handles??
(Two Ronnies pun)

>You are running out of tine on this.

>Already done that one butt it got sniped.
Nemo, alias Justin Tine.

>The sniper must be a picker tu. Et tu Brute!

>Et three. I got a bigger appetite that Brute.

If the sniper had been a cocker tu - heaven knows what he might have Et!

>Perhaps three instead of tu.
I forgot one!

A prong (tine?) broke off of my plastic >fork; now it's a threek.

>You could sell 'em on late nite TV... You could pitch fork..

>Or you could gag me with a spoon...

> Or better yet, pReese Witherspoon me !

One Weird Dude

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Oct 30, 2003, 12:32:31 PM10/30/03

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fre...@webtv.net (fredm...@the.PC) wrote in message news:<3361f1b9.03102...@posting.google.com>...

Fork sure?

--
Burnt out. And for any good (or bad) replies, send to
<imtwooo...@yahoo.com>, with 2 inplace of the "twooooo".

nemo

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Oct 30, 2003, 12:39:59 PM10/30/03

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One Weird Dude <wsc_th...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message

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Don't let Urine Gellar get at it!

Kathy

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Oct 30, 2003, 11:02:32 PM10/30/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

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Or his brother Whine.

fre...@webtv.net

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Oct 31, 2003, 1:52:09 AM10/31/03

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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message news:<P1cob.249238$SJ5.1...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...

Why ? Now he claims he can 'fix' things by peeing on them ?

nemo

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Oct 31, 2003, 11:23:02 AM10/31/03

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fredm...@the.PC <fre...@webtv.net> wrote in message

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You'd better not poo-poo him then. Anything could happen!

Tim Bruening

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Feb 11, 2004, 4:07:48 AM2/11/04

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Forklift: Machine to pick up forks.

nemo

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Feb 11, 2004, 8:01:56 AM2/11/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Forklift: Machine to pick up forks.
>

Ice up hose (brrr!) we'll get all the prong puns again now. I sure hope
this'll be the last tine!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 10, 2005, 6:20:43 PM1/10/05

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Kathy wrote:

> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:biBib.12675$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >

> > fredm...@the.PC 住 <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > news:4367-3F8...@storefull-2373.public.lawson.webtv.net...

> > > b. chilkat said :
> > > Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... !
> > > "Man who speak with forked tongue
> > > can eat salad without silverware."
> > > --
> > > b. chilkat
> > >
> > > fredm...@the.PC :
> > > And another irreverent saying :
> > > "Man who squeak with silver tongue can keep fork in salad."
> > >
> >
> > By the light of fork handles??
> >
> > (Two Ronnies pun)
> >
> You are running out of tine on this.

Forker: In favor of canines.

Forking: In favor of a monarchy.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 13, 2005, 4:15:34 AM6/13/05

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nemo wrote:

> Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message

> news:SY1kb.11531$Ol.3...@read1.cgocable.net...

> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

> > news:9lFjb.50642$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > > news:mHEjb.9824$Ol.3...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > >

> > > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message

> > > > news:C6wjb.43746$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >
> > > > > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > news:CPmjb.9342$Ol.2...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > > > >

> > > > > Already done that one butt it got sniped.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nemo, alias Justin Tine.
> > > > >
> > > > The sniper must be a picker tu. Et tu Brute!
> > > >
> > > Et three. I got a bigger appetite that Brute.
> > >
> > > If the sniper had been a cocker tu - heaven knows what he might have Et!
> > >
> > Perhaps three instead of tu.
> >

> Cocker three?? Must be bloke wiv four legs . . .

Forking: In favor of a monarchy.

Forkings: 4 male monarchs.

nemo

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Jun 15, 2005, 11:54:21 AM6/15/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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We Forkings of orient "R" -
Have picked up an extra one traversing far!
Over mountain, feeled and fountain,
How did we pick up this narr?!!

headdr

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Jun 15, 2005, 6:02:52 PM6/15/05

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"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
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Please quit forking around.

dobey the elfin extraordinaire

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Jun 16, 2005, 10:16:44 AM6/16/05

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headdr wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> news:NaYre.26903$Vj3....@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42AD40A6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>
> >>
> >> nemo wrote:
> >>
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> >> > > > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> >> > > > > > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> >> > > > > > > > fredm...@the.PC Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message

I hear the Arabs used forks long before Western civilization...

After all they were always yelling Salad in!!

nemo

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"headdr" <tmac...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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It'd be about tine!

Q: Can one survive on Yiddish idiocy?

A: Ken! (who's he?), I mean yes! : It's narrishment!

Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For ｣3 - 16s - 2d actually!

nemo

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"dobey the elfin extraordinaire" <ganesh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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headdr wrote:
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> >>
> >>
> >> nemo wrote:
> >>
> >> > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> >> > >
> >> > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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> >> > > > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> >> > > > > > > > fredm...@the.PC ŹZ <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message

Until the Sultan got so fed up with the pun that he imposed a salad bar!

Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!

For Ł3 - 16s - 2d actually!