> On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:51:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<
7d44b0f2-98b3-49ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > When I go to the doctors office, they always weigh me and I like to
> > > > > > > empty
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > pockets because there's a lot of weight in there and I always make this
> > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > , if I were Dennis the Mendacious there would be a frog in there too,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > they really laugh.
> > > > > > Then there was the Vet who originally specialize in frogs but had to
> > > > > > change specialties because his patients all croaked.
> > > > > Then there was the little girl that asked her grandfather "Can you make a
> > > > > sound like a frog?" and grandpa said "well , of course I can, little
> > > > > Felicity, but why would you ask such a question?" and then Felicity said
> > > > > "well, mommy says just as soon as you croak, we're going to Hawaii! “
> > > > Just so they make the trip before the autopsy is performed. The whole
> > > > idea was that they were waiting until he died a natural death.
> >
> > Is that your story now???
>