Re: A Star Is Banged

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <JEGis.107128$Rc7....@fx04.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would have margo'd his reputation if it got out.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps he should have Led a Better life!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> But how good was it?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone)
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Won awards! And Filly Slitty Kendall . . . Phew!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.bbcprograms.com/catalog/goodneighbors/goodphot.htm
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Saw her once. She was walking down Canonbury Road and her once was showing!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Did you get pictures?
> >>>>>>>>>> Noke hammer her!
> >>>>>>>>> She worked for Hammer Films?
> >>>>>>>> You'll need an RKO Logist to find that out.
> >>>>>>>> Plenty of k hammer hers now. All Canon. BANG!! Ixus 95, Powershot G12
> >>>>>>>> and EOS 400-D and all the trimmings.
> >>>>>>>> Get it?
> >>>>>>> You can keep it...
> >>>>>> Ooooh! Fan queue!
> >>>>> No, THANK YOU.....
> >>>> Amayzoynge how people say thank you while meanying the complete opposite!
> >>> On the other hand....
> >> . . . there are also five fingers and a thumb!
> > Toe-tally irrelevant.
> Ten . . . at the moment! - Blood glucose permitting.
Sweet dreams.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <TKGis.72193$Tf3....@fx12.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RSPCA: "Untie that cat immediately sir!"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dunno. Someone scooped it up!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> A party pooper...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Partly a party pooper and partly a party pooper scooper!
> >>>>>>>>>>> At least it is a step up from dogs...
> >>>>>>>>>> But not from dog-faces - party pooper and partly party pooper scooper
> >>>>>>>>>> troopers!
> >>>>>>>>> Gee, I am not sure what you just said there!
> >>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:
> >>>>>>>> dogface [d g fayss]
> >>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> >>>>>>>> n
> >>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> >>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> >>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.
> >>>>>> Go Northdquest young deviant.
> >>>>> Be civil, servants are to be seen, not heard.
> >>>> See if the economy survives the North-quest.
> >>>> Elsewise Grover north to Canada where the greed is not so GOP
> >>> Is that where he is hideing his lucre of a mistress?
> >> He got rid of her in the end and other places, because, well, Lucre
> >> Issue bored yer!
> > He got her in the end?!?!
> Sod der story goes.
And then he would just soldier on..

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <1KGis.64290$Xv.2...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RSPCA: "Untie that cat immediately sir!"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dunno. Someone scooped it up!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A party pooper...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Partly a party pooper and partly a party pooper scooper!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least it is a step up from dogs...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But not from dog-faces - party pooper and partly party pooper scooper
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troopers!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gee, I am not sure what you just said there!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogface [d g fayss]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> n
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go Northdquest young deviant.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Be civil, servants are to be seen, not heard.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> See if the economy survives the North-quest.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Elsewise Grover north to Canada where the greed is not so GOP
> >>>>>>>>>>> Is that where he is hideing his lucre of a mistress?

> >>>>>>>>>> Is she filthy?
> >>>>>>>>> Clean as the fresh driven snow.
> >>>>>>>> You'd need a very well insulated truck to drive snow!
> >>>>>>> Or be plowed....
> >>>>>> Ugh! You left out the UGH!
> >>>>> Are you part American Indian?
> >>>> With my yikhes, there's probably one in there somewhere!
> >>> Who ever did it, you should whamp him good for doing it.
> >> 'doing so'!! More education about writing is needed: Taughtography!
> > Don't be so graphic..
> Could be worse. The Victorians thought that the legs on large keyboard
> instruments were erotic, and therefore pianographic!
> True. They used to put covers round them!
And now....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aeQ3DmKU7A

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <TAGis.66753$EF4....@fx23.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?

> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
> >>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
> >>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
> >>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
> >>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...
> >>>>>> If he hears a mole ding, then he'll be in trouble!
> >>>>> Ogee, what next?
> >>>> Just Key Pattern away and you'll find out
> >> No fanx. I'll send Montgomery to find out!!
> >>> Is that anywhere near Key West?
> >> Is that a tie poe for Clean Vest?
> > Since when have you had a clean anything to wear?
> Since when I do the washing. Since when do I do the washing? When the
> stuff kneads washing! It's a hot point with me.
A tough of dryer humor???

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ECGis.63044$9H4....@fx17.am4>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.musicpilgrimages.com/imgs/articles/wimpole1.jpg
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He'd get very embarrattsed!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And a rumpoled appearance..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpole_of_the_Bailey
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Bumpole of the Railey!! The bind moggles!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meeeeaaaaoooooowww!

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RSPCA: "Untie that cat immediately sir!"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care as long as its not on my car.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps you need a towlet behind your car.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A tissue of lies on your part.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tissue is not shuitable.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If anyone would know, you would...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get back to me when I become the last surviving person who was at
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would Stalk.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are already a shadow of what you were...

> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
> >>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
> >>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
> >>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
> >>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
> >>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
> >>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
> >>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
> >>>>>>>> All in what?
> >>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
> >>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
> >>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
> >>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
> >>> A-ledge-dly...

> >> Or in one particular department of the supermarket - all eggedly!
> > Every one take shell-ter....
> There's a special fast way down to the basement, by shelter-skelter!
Do you have one in your manson?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <EvEis.62734$Xv.1...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You do runnel off at the mouth.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> At the fingers. If I were to try to type with my mouth, by beard would
> >>>>>>>>>>>> get caught in the keys!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Trying to type with your beard certainly could do that.
> >>>>>>>>>> It ain't prehensile yerknow!
> >>>>>>>>> I thought you had stubbled over that problem.
> >>>>>>>> Last time I stubbled over I nearly broke a £400 camera! (true!) I'm Mork
> >>>>>>>> Hairful now.
> >>>>>>>> Nanu Nanu! (Does that mean 'our child minder' twice?)
> >>>>>>> You need to mindy your ways.
> >>>>>> Nice, her. Except for the terribly condescending patronising laugh she
> >>>>>> used to do.
> >>>>>> He should have thrown her down the stairs. They she'd have been Mindy
> >>>>>> Bannister, especially if she failed to Mindy Bannister and hit her head
> >>>>>> on it!
> >>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh . . .
> >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnie_Bannister
> >>>>> Not exactly a star.
> >>>> She used to do that sort of dangly kind of over-casual body language as
> >>>> well when she laughed at eem.
> >>>> Praps it was due to an embarrassing pain caused by the fact that she was
> >>>> suffering from a nasty case of Shuzzbutt all through the series!
> >>> Derriere me?
> >> Iyyyy thought they'd have tuchast someone else in the part it got so bad!
> > Some one who could butt-er up the producer...
> He didn't come across so she tried the bloke who controlled the action.
> He was Welsh though and far too well endowed, and consequently, Di
> wrecked her!
A square peg in a round....

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <eHGis.64289$Xv.5...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogface [d g fayss]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> n
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go Northdquest young deviant.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be civil, servants are to be seen, not heard.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> See if the economy survives the North-quest.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Elsewise Grover north to Canada where the greed is not so GOP
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Is that where he is hideing his lucre of a mistress?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Is she filthy?
> >>>>>>>>>> Clean as the fresh driven snow.

> >>>>>>>>> Then why bother, she is no fun then...
> >>>>>>>> You swilthy fine!!!!!
> >>>>>>> As long as the fine is paid, who cares what state the money is in.
> >>>>>> Good point!
> >>>>>> Probably what those bankers thought when they loaned all that money to
> >>>>>> people for houses they could never afford in a million years!
> >>>>> But they knew that Uncle Sap would cover the loss.
> >>>> That's about the most sensible observation you've ever made. Exept it
> >>>> oughter ne 'World Sap'!
> >> And remember - so clever was their fiddle that they didn't make a loss!
> >> Must have been a fiddle for all circumstances: a Straddle Various!
> >>> Except the other sap's finally recognized the problem.
> >>> Here the pol's are hideing their heads in the sand.
> >> Those are Oz tricks!
> > It would be a wizard of an idea if we could bury the rest of their body.
> Then lumps in the dessert would indicate e-mergency meat supplies.
> You dig into it, and . . . . Supplies supplies!!
I hoard you the first time.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <KNGis.64291$Xv.5...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dunno. Someone scooped it up!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A party pooper...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Partly a party pooper and partly a party pooper scooper!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least it is a step up from dogs...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But not from dog-faces - party pooper and partly party pooper scooper
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troopers!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gee, I am not sure what you just said there!

> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> dogface [d g fayss]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> n
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Go Northdquest young deviant.
> >>>>>>>>>> Be civil, servants are to be seen, not heard.

> >>>>>>>>> You sure??
> >>>>>>>>> http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/yesminister/
> >>>>>>>> What they are supposed to be and what they are , are unfortunately
> >>>>>>>> two separate things.
> >>>>>>> It's due to a kind of Suffolk Asian called hypox-crisy!
> >>>>>> So that's why the sun never sets on the British Empire!?
> >>>>> Its the only way to always keep an eye on them...
> >>>> Aha! The All Seeing Aye! - in commemoration of the Scottish Freemasons!
> >>> Very illumniate of you.
> >> Q: Whyzat bloke got eez lips all drawn together?
> >> A: Well, it was a bitter illumniate, you see.
> > But you are a dim bulb.
> So was Richard Dim Bulb Bee - and his son still is!
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dimbleby
>
> And he was only a common tater. Too fat to do Tater's Tantz though.

Casting broad allegations...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <GCEis.62736$Xv.5...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
> >>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
> >>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
> >>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
> >>>>>>>> Hair raising...
> >>>>>>> What's heir dental record.
> >>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
> >>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!
> >>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
> >>> He still owen's on them.
> >> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
> > Hardy a flash news item..
> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <5EEis.62737$Xv.3...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are they pennant if they do?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A formicida who's a calligrapher????? Nobody'd bee able to read it so
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what's the point?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Former city call girl if for retirement at countryside retreat.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Formicida = ant!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calligrapher =
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.calligraphyonline.org/Pages/celebCallig2011.html
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Icon do all dat!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why write it? Your computer can do it cheaper and faster!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to get a new script...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....but my computer only does fontal sex. Perhaps I'm missionarying
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sixty nine ways from sunday...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need The Brahma Putra! - oh no. You'd catch cold . . . You need The
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Karma Sutra!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't decide your position on the topic?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Well if the Karma Sutra's no use, try a more Turbulent Sutra!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> A tempestuous life you lead.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Tempest: Destructive insects that eat timepieces.
> >>>>>>>>>> Watch it...
> >>>>>>>>> You can see French time pieces in a horror lodge.
> >>>>>>>>> And the best clocks were made by a mere peasant: Tom Peon.
> >>>>>>>> Oh, clocks run in his family?
> >>>>>>> Revy chum so.
> >>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tompion
> >>>>>> And low species on the food chain.
> >>>>> And you lack of balance springs to mind.
> >>>> He got away though. Escapement a hell of a lot to him!
> >>> On the face of it, possibly.
> >> He had to Incabloc of carved rubber to put the prison stamp on a forged
> >> release pass to get out.
> > He was able to fob it off as real?
> Yes, butt she couldn't come!! ;o)
But he did cum...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <TPGis.33814$lz1....@fx28.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gee, I am not sure what you just said there!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogface [dóg fayss]

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> n
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.

> >>>>>>>>>>>> During WW2 our government also made sure that all our rivers flowed well
> >>>>>>>>>>>> and none dried up. It was the Wadi Partment that did this.
> >>>>>>>>>>> But wells do not flow?
> >>>>>>>>>> And Sadlers Wells don't ride horses. They dance, and very well indeed.
> >>>>>>>>>> http://www.sadlerswells.com/
> >>>>>>>>> You can certainly compete with that song and dance routine
> >>>>>>>>> you have been giving us.
> >>>>>>>> You mean The Old Shloft Sue?
> >>>>>>> More like Slue Foot Sue!
> >>>>>> Who slue Sue's foot and how?
> >>>>> Here's how
> >>>>> http://cowancollectionanimation.blogspot.com/2008/11/melody-time-7-pecos-bill-1948-1616-cel.html
> >>>> Anny Mater's jargon yet! Iyy thought it was Latin for heaven by someone
> >>>> who couldn't spell! - a failed witch or suchlike!
> >>> As opposed to your ex?
> >> My ex hatched out ages ago and slue the nest!
> > You are slough to learn...
> But I don't live in Slough.
> I do very slowly slough though. Psoriasis.
But you are a slough learner..

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 27, 8:39 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <TPGis.33814$lz1.27...@fx28.am4>,

>
>
>
>  Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gee, I am not sure what you just said there!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bart tosh, Tosh:

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogface [d g fayss]

> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (plural dogfaces)
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> n
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a US infantryman (slang)
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuff said?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> The usual Government Issue obfuscation.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> During WW2 our government also made sure that all our rivers flowed well
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> and none dried up. It was the Wadi Partment that did this.
> > >>>>>>>>>>> But wells do not flow?
> > >>>>>>>>>> And Sadlers Wells don't ride horses. They dance, and very well indeed.
> > >>>>>>>>>>http://www.sadlerswells.com/
> > >>>>>>>>> You can certainly compete with that song and dance routine
> > >>>>>>>>> you have been giving us.
> > >>>>>>>> You mean The Old Shloft Sue?
> > >>>>>>> More like Slue Foot Sue!
> > >>>>>> Who slue Sue's foot and how?
> > >>>>> Here's how

> > >>>>>http://cowancollectionanimation.blogspot.com/2008/11/melody-time-7-pe...

> > >>>> Anny Mater's jargon yet! Iyy thought it was Latin for heaven by someone
> > >>>> who couldn't spell! - a failed witch or suchlike!
> > >>> As opposed to your ex?
> > >> My ex hatched out ages ago and slue the nest!
> > > You are slough to learn...
> > But I don't live in Slough.
> > I do very slowly slough though. Psoriasis.
>
> But you are a slough learner..
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

RE:Star is Banged:They were such great porn stars they could perform
ad-lib-i-do.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<8ba5c942-64c4-4a39...@g7g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,

> RE:Star is Banged:They were such great porn stars they could perform
> ad-lib-i-do.

Libido: What the French install in their bathrooms...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:22, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <m2His.94011$9W6....@fx08.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Norsemen made it.... But they had better boats.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Das U-Boots are made for walking!
>>>>>>>>>>> We need to torpedo that idea.
>>>>>>>>>> They intercepted the U-boat codes, and broke up the wolf packs. Those
>>>>>>>>>> clever English.
>>>>>>>>> And how they did it is supposed to be an enigma?
>>>>>>>> Just a bunch of wheeling dealers.
>>>>>>> They could have bombed out..
>>>>>> Especially with Bomb Bay Micks stowing away on top of the ordnancy!
>>>>> Like Slim Pickens?
>>>> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! . . . Who?
>>> I thought you had a strange love for that sort of information.
>> Not for all of it. I was a bit late taping it and missed the first few
>> minutes. I wish it'd come out on DVD.
> But it is a sellers market...
>
In the middle of a recession you say it's a sellers market???? You
should be Chancellor of the Eggs Checker!! The chicken farmers would all
go out of business! They'd all come to a sticky hend!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <v3His.41064$it2....@fx22.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time to stick it to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By enforcering a butt ending.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Helmets back on, hock-a-sexuals, and puck'er up!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The politicians are going to do it to us again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which politicians played Ivy League Hockey?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Teddy Bennedy with a tip o'Neil helping.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Where they learned to puck us.
>>>>>>>>>> From a bootlegger to a bootlicker in one generation!
>>>>>>>>> And brown noseing...
>>>>>>>> Why college oarsmen become good politicians:
>>>>>>>> They'll do anything for a boat!
>>>>>>> You are just vessel-ing in the dark...
>>>>>> .....and got a crash course on the skul-ling.
>>>>> You are trireme my patience..
>>>> Why? Do you have a short caked smoke stack? Ahhhhhhhh!
>>> Just trying to leaven the playing field.
>> That's the yeast of your troubles.
> I rise to the challenge.
>
Only to get knocked back!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <36His.41065$it2....@fx22.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Norsemen made it.... But they had better boats.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Das U-Boots are made for walking!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Und der panzer are made for taking off.
>>>>>>>>>>> Der strippers are wearing hot panzers?!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>> And Big Bertha is blitzen the pole dancing.
>>>>>>>>> .....and the whole fire department blitzing down the pole cat the fire
>>>>>>>>> out.
>>>>>>>> With the police standing by M�nchen donuts.
>>>>>>> A real munster of a blaze.
>>>>>> And some Scotsmen stood standing there, kilts akimbo, M�nchen Duncan
>>>>>> Doughnuts!
>>>>>> Do nut spell it donut pleeeze.
>>>>> I do not do things like that without a good reason.
>>>> You stick all the spare OGHs in books and take em to the Green Shield
>>>> Ugh shop and exchange em for something useful?
>>> I try and stamp out that sort of thing.
>> Nowadays we got Nectar. Doesn't half turn your collars black
>> http://www.nectar.com/NectarHome.nectar
> You died your shirt collars completely black?
>
Listen carefooly . . .

The neck tar black - en - ed em!!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ZJ1js.41065$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

What does a former supermarket checker know about economic theory?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <UK1js.41066$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

That will raise a brew-se...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <tM1js.41067$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Norsemen made it.... But they had better boats.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Das U-Boots are made for walking!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Und der panzer are made for taking off.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Der strippers are wearing hot panzers?!?!?!
> >>>>>>>>>> And Big Bertha is blitzen the pole dancing.
> >>>>>>>>> .....and the whole fire department blitzing down the pole cat the fire
> >>>>>>>>> out.

> >>>>>>>> With the police standing by München donuts.

> >>>>>>> A real munster of a blaze.

> >>>>>> And some Scotsmen stood standing there, kilts akimbo, München Duncan

> >>>>>> Doughnuts!
> >>>>>> Do nut spell it donut pleeeze.
> >>>>> I do not do things like that without a good reason.
> >>>> You stick all the spare OGHs in books and take em to the Green Shield
> >>>> Ugh shop and exchange em for something useful?
> >>> I try and stamp out that sort of thing.
> >> Nowadays we got Nectar. Doesn't half turn your collars black
> >> http://www.nectar.com/NectarHome.nectar
> > You died your shirt collars completely black?
> Listen carefooly . . .
> The neck tar black - en - ed em!!

You waterproof your neck? With tar???

[Nemo]

On 28/10/2012 11:55, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ZJ1js.41065$pg2....@fx18.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Norsemen made it.... But they had better boats.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Das U-Boots are made for walking!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We need to torpedo that idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>> They intercepted the U-boat codes, and broke up the wolf packs. Those
>>>>>>>>>>>> clever English.
>>>>>>>>>>> And how they did it is supposed to be an enigma?
>>>>>>>>>> Just a bunch of wheeling dealers.
>>>>>>>>> They could have bombed out..
>>>>>>>> Especially with Bomb Bay Micks stowing away on top of the ordnancy!
>>>>>>> Like Slim Pickens?
>>>>>> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! . . . Who?
>>>>> I thought you had a strange love for that sort of information.
>>>> Not for all of it. I was a bit late taping it and missed the first few
>>>> minutes. I wish it'd come out on DVD.
>>> But it is a sellers market...
>> In the middle of a recession you say it's a sellers market???? You
>> should be Chancellor of the Eggs Checker!! The chicken farmers would all
>> go out of business! They'd all come to a sticky hend!
> What does a former supermarket checker know about economic theory?
>

Ask him . . .

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/oliver-wright-in-the-chancellor-of-the-exchequer-we-do-not-trust-8070048.html

. . and he'll bite you . . in the head!

[Nemo]

On 28/10/2012 11:56, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <UK1js.41066$pg2....@fx18.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time to stick it to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> By enforcering a butt ending.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Helmets back on, hock-a-sexuals, and puck'er up!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The politicians are going to do it to us again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which politicians played Ivy League Hockey?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Teddy Bennedy with a tip o'Neil helping.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where they learned to puck us.
>>>>>>>>>>>> From a bootlegger to a bootlicker in one generation!
>>>>>>>>>>> And brown noseing...
>>>>>>>>>> Why college oarsmen become good politicians:
>>>>>>>>>> They'll do anything for a boat!
>>>>>>>>> You are just vessel-ing in the dark...
>>>>>>>> .....and got a crash course on the skul-ling.
>>>>>>> You are trireme my patience..
>>>>>> Why? Do you have a short caked smoke stack? Ahhhhhhhh!
>>>>> Just trying to leaven the playing field.
>>>> That's the yeast of your troubles.
>>> I rise to the challenge.
>> Only to get knocked back!
> That will raise a brew-se...
>

It'll raise a better loaf. If you don't knock it back, it can come out
blown! Then you'll knead to do it all over again!

[Nemo]

No need. It's waterproofed already by skin.

Now - pitch your styooppiddytea somewhere else!

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 29, 8:08 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> On 28/10/2012 11:57, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
>
>

> > In article <tM1js.41067$pg2.40...@fx18.am4>,

> Now - pitch your styooppiddytea somewhere else!- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

They requested waterproof of life before exchanging the fish for
ranseaweed.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <RNjjs.71006$9H4....@fx17.am4>,

Is that the straight skin-y?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <TJjjs.70990$9H4....@fx17.am4>,

Has he had his shots?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <zLjjs.71005$9H4...@fx17.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

Another one of your half baked suggestions...

[Nemo]

Nope. Wrong way round. *He* is what the rest of us have to have shots to
immunise us against!

[Nemo]

On 29/10/2012 09:29, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

Nope. Standard bread-making practice. And I don't need a lot of
practice, me!

[Nemo]

And the stuff of life before they got stuffed!

[Nemo]

I wish I was skinny!!!

(___________________)!(___________________)

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Hpxjs.52003$pg2....@fx18.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>> And some Scotsmen stood standing there, kilts akimbo, München Duncan
> >>>>>>>>>> Doughnuts!
> >>>>>>>>>> Do nut spell it donut pleeeze.
> >>>>>>>>> I do not do things like that without a good reason.
> >>>>>>>> You stick all the spare OGHs in books and take em to the Green Shield
> >>>>>>>> Ugh shop and exchange em for something useful?
> >>>>>>> I try and stamp out that sort of thing.
> >>>>>> Nowadays we got Nectar. Doesn't half turn your collars black
> >>>>>> http://www.nectar.com/NectarHome.nectar
> >>>>> You died your shirt collars completely black?
> >>>> Listen carefooly . . .
> >>>> The neck tar black - en - ed em!!
> >>> You waterproof your neck? With tar???
> >> No need. It's waterproofed already by skin.
> >> Now - pitch your styooppiddytea somewhere else!
> > Is that the straight skin-y?
> I wish I was skinny!!!
>
> (___________________)!(___________________)

You do have plenty of skin....

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Rkxjs.52000$pg2....@fx18.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

But I have no intention of biteing him...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Nmxjs.52001$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

You don't need practice to be half baked.

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:40, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <GCEis.62736$Xv.5...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
>>>>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
>>>>>>>>>> Hair raising...
>>>>>>>>> What's heir dental record.
>>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
>>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!
>>>>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
>>>>> He still owen's on them.
>>>> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
>>> Hardy a flash news item..
>> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
> Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?
>

Do they give away dunggggg?

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/dung.htm

(No ewe tube.)

Yes there is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc

[Nemo]

Dunno. I wasn't watching. I took cover!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:11, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <xGEis.62738$Xv.1...@fx07.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>> Nope. EZR and EZR!
>>>>
>>>> The CD cabinets are solidly and fully assembled now using Unibond and
>>>> look very nice indeed. There were insufficient shelf-support pegs with
>>>> them so I used some brass threaded bushes thrown out from work during
>>>> one of our many clear-outs, held in by a spot of Araldite. More re-cycling.
>>>>
>>>> Found em . . .
>>>>
>>>> http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/8754736.htm
>>>>
>>>> So that's �29.98 ($47.99) I've made from somebody who can't assemble the
>>>> simplest of things for toffee!
>>>
>>> I will have to chew that one over for a while.
>>>
>> In your den ice up hose (brrr!). You could well be one of those den chewers!
> I put in maxilla effort.
>
Maxilla than everyone else. He's in Inn Ten Sieve Clare!

(A very serious promiscuous nurse!)

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:14, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <e7Gis.40393$it2....@fx22.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell her to put a cap on it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dutch??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Star is Bangled . . . . under the Star's Bangled Banner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bungled your banner line once again?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Indian horse owners don't bungle their Banner Gee do they?!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are they pennant if they do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A formicida who's a calligrapher????? Nobody'd bee able to read it so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what's the point?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Former city call girl if for retirement at countryside retreat.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Formicida = ant!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calligrapher =
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.calligraphyonline.org/Pages/celebCallig2011.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Icon do all dat!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why write it? Your computer can do it cheaper and faster!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to get a new script...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Java nold one yer can lend eem?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dont't for one moment think that the future 'anint going you digital.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But do you have your finger on exactly how its going to happen?
>>>>>>>>>>>> You sure you haven't just got your pinger on the false?
>>>>>>>>>>> A real Hum-dinger of a pinger..
>>>>>>>>>> The Deek Huppling capacitors must have gone open sir Kit!
>>>>>>>>> They neglected their studies of di-electric materilaism..
>>>>>>>> Their eel ektro lite had dried up?
>>>>>>> A definite impedance to useing that equipment.
>>>>>> Mho mho mho!
>>>>> You need to go ohm and relax...
>>>> There's another unit of negative resistance but you'd have to turn your
>>>> monitor upside-down to measure it!
>>>> At the Tate Modern, you CRT people doing that quite often.
>>> And LED us in the wrong direction..
>> I.C. Well that's just big horse they're all high on pot. The ten-turn
>> precision variety
> Just be discrete about it.
>
That's right. B. D. Screte invented them. It was very difficult and he
had a helical time!

They're out of date now. With their covers off, they're moron e-mental
than anything else. I'll take some Macro pics of one when I get around
to it.

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <MaGis.33809$lz1....@fx28.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Even Mullah Lite??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will have to mullah that over for a while.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And after you've Muldova that issue, you can take a holiday in Eastern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Europe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is election season, I have to attend several caucasus...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beware of dogfish that cause irritation. Those hustings can be quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> painful!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It seems to have you stumped...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My diabetes might eventually do that but this hasn't!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't be so insulin-t...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't need that. I just have to dye-it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Try Bilious Green...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Gall blimey! Don't you know that bile is yellow? That's why, if it gets
>>>>>>>>>>>> into your blood's tream, you get Joannedice!
>>>>>>>>>>> I will just humors you...
>>>>>>>>>> Vitreous suits you!
>>>>>>>>> You are looking rather glassy eyed...
>>>>>>>> Praps I ought to just floater way into the sunset.
>>>>>>> I do have some contacts, lens see now what cruise's are scheduled?
>>>>>> On the PO line. No thanks. I want a posh cabin not a chamber pot!
>>>>> Don't be so fast to po-po it..
>>>> You know vass a po-po isst in Cherman??
>>>> Can be very serious things . .
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaayvc1cOY
>>> And you preffer poo-n tang....
>> Gilly-gilly-ossenpreffer-catzenella-bogen by the sea? Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!?
>> By Maxgraves.
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWjTmXT58nk
> Another song and dance!
>
Wait a minuet! Gaa votte are you tall king about?

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:06, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <NcGis.33810$lz1....@fx28.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The facts do eventually surf-ace..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Actually, accordion to RKO Logists, the Ancient Egyptians never did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enslave anybody.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But during the 7 years of famine set things up so they had to enslave themselves
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to the Pharaoh to get food to survive...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did that come from the RKO logical record or from the Old Testament?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or would you have to test a mental medium to get at the truth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exodus 47:13-21
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Groan . . . [gets down the Spottiswood . . . ]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm. Had to go over the top of it with a brush, to get rid of all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> XO dust!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Swine! It only goes up to 40! In fact it XLs at only going up to 40!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only reaches 40 in the Good Gnus version as well, and I'm not up to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wading backwards through the Biblica Hebraica, toda!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Make that Genesis 47:13-21
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That taught em a lechem then!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It should have bread more sense into them...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's a co-incidense. I'm eating the thin crispy version at the moment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a little bit of HP Sauce, which was named thus to celebrate the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare-faced cheek of our MPs!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something thats all crust?
>>>>>>>>>>>> In All Crust they are, but not so much in Sect Mrember and Ox Trober.
>>>>>>>>>>> 30 days hath September, April, JUne and November
>>>>>>>>>>> All the rest have 31
>>>>>>>>>>> except for Gypsy Rose Lee and everyone knew what she had.
>>>>>>>>>> Groucho Marx!, but that's irrelephant!
>>>>>>>>> Thats a right....
>>>>>>>> Don't forget your duck's hoop!
>>>>>>> Your changes in direction Do mount up...
>>>>>> What change?
>>>>>> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023969/
>>>>> You get bad marx for that reference.
>>>> And Spencer???
>>>> http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0029141/
>>> And what are your clothing remarks?
>> Inside leg 28 inches, and unfortunately, waist 40!!
> A waste of material...
>
A waist of considerable material!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:14, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <%dGis.33811$lz1....@fx28.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gold blimey! That's a real leaf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have a scroll sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've quilled people for saying less than that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can't go much feather than that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell him to pluck off.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to use more deplume-icy..
>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me guess, his is just a peecock?
>>>>>>>>>>> A real Tinkle Belle...
>>>>>>>>>> Now that was a piddling response.
>>>>>>>>> Urealy must try harder than that!
>>>>>>>> No response?? Can Tinkle Belle have had its last taco.
>>>>>>> That would be the taco the town if true.
>>>>>> Or if she had caught flu, it'd be the Tall Cough the Town!
>>>>> Would that be the Egyptian Flu?
>>>> Nope. Considering what she used to wipe her nose on, it was more like
>>>> the Vest End Flu!
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_of_the_Town_%28nightclub%29
>>>> Hippodrome: Place where Greek horses come in to land!
>>> Well hippo, hippo hurray...
>> Who Ray? Ted Ray!
> You are getting bolger in your old age.
>
That is the name of a toddler who was brutally murdered by two older
boys and is not in the least funny.

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:07, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <AfGis.33812$lz1....@fx28.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Missing formation? Sounds more like a Geologictickle disaster to me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOn't try and laugh it off...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just get your mommie to kiss your boo boo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She is too busy practicing her yogi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/YogiBear?from=Main.YogiBear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In an old Zenk bathtub?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gin-gerly...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And sloely?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That idea fizzled ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'F' for Vescent?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are just bubbling over with ideas..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fan queue! I've just had a nasty attack of the Spa Cling Whine!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> More vintage replies?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. It was I who replied.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll know all about it when Morvin Tidge replies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The wine did not help you even a little bit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was my dog. He often whines.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Who does he wine and dine? The next door neighbors dog?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. The next door neighbours' dog?
>>>>>>>>>>> Your pun-cuation leaves something to be desired.
>>>>>>>>>> On the con-trail-ry! (I'm flying high at the moment!)
>>>>>>>>> You do need to quit sniffing that stuff.
>>>>>>>> Well it does keep drifting in through the windoze from my highly stoned
>>>>>>>> neighboUrs, so why shoulden tie? I'm certainly not going to just sit
>>>>>>>> here and hold my breadth!
>>>>>>> Well you did sell it to them!
>>>>>> Don't know where to get it and don't care! Go to one of those
>>>>>> wholesalers and the only whole you'll get will be in the ground and 6ft.
>>>>>> deep!
>>>>> If you don't have yours already paid for, thats a cheap alternative.
>>>> It is, actually - in Saint Pancreas Cemetary!
>>> Spleen-did forsight..
>> Nearly. I doubt if I'll need it too soon. Don't want to be in-sinner-rated.
> You will warm up to the idea soon.
>
As long as I don't have to warm up too much afterwards!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:08, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <2jGis.23058$9D6....@fx27.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uqro5YAmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like she's singing, "Take your *hand* away . . . . butt not too
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quickly!!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This was only the second or third CD boxed set I ever bought BTW. Got a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whole wall of em now!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try and laugh it off...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? It's fun!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats what Mary ment but did not realize you were really kidding around..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A round of toast or a round of annumition?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ammunition to prove you keep shooting off your mouth...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Another pea jaw - a - tiff reply!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A slug-ish response...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....too much English on his ball.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He only has one!?!?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Two - and Wun Hung Lo too!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is a new slant I do not think fits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fits most men. Wun Hung Lo is the norm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As long as its not so low as to have your feet still on the ground.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are now getting into the realms of Space Hoppers!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do bounce right back.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I always found it surprising that nobody ever thought of putting new
>>>>>>>>>>>> handles on the sides of one of those things and fitting two vibrators in
>>>>>>>>>>>> place of the original handles. Imagine!
>>>>>>>>>>>> It'd knock the Sybian into a cocked hat!!
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
>>>>>>>>>>> And not all the way to Venus?
>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.sybian.com/no_cookies.php
>>>>>>>>>> Sites that make such a big deal about cookies are the very ones you
>>>>>>>>>> should avoid like the plague!
>>>>>>>>> The over use of cookies is monstrous...
>>>>>>>> Better than eating Animal products!
>>>>>>> Your crackers.
>>>>>> Matzo silly thing to say!
>>>>> Now thats ritz coming from you.
>>>> I've never put on a ritz in my life! You want Fred e-stare for that!
>>>> I did repair their telephones a few times when the regular engineer was
>>>> off sick. My beat was adjacent to his.
>>> Did you borrow his stick to do the beating?
>> Nope. I borrowed his rubber butt a couple of times though.
>> http://www.britishtelephones.com/t280.htm
> And took it out for a spin...
>
I was given my own rubber butt evenchewerlea and could spin as much as I
liked after that!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:11, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <SmGis.23059$9D6....@fx27.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a factory of misinformation.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Missing formation? Sounds more like a Geologictickle disaster to me.

>>>>>>>>>>>> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uqro5YAmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>> Looks like she's singing, "Take your *hand* away . . . . butt not too
>>>>>>>>>>>> quickly!!"
>>>>>>>>>>>> This was only the second or third CD boxed set I ever bought BTW. Got a
>>>>>>>>>>>> whole wall of em now!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try and laugh it off...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? It's fun!
>>>>>>>>>>> Thats what Mary ment but did not realize you were really kidding around..
>>>>>>>>>> A round of toast or a round of annumition?
>>>>>>>>> Ammunition to prove you keep shooting off your mouth...
>>>>>>>> Aha! Another pea jaw - a - tiff reply!
>>>>>>> A slug-ish response...
>>>>>> ....too much English on his ball.
>>>>> He only has one!?!?!

>>>> Hang on . .
>>>> Eccles: "Why? Is dere gonna be an earthquake?"
>>>> BANG!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
>>>> One . . . . . . . . . Two!
>>>> Nope. As usual, you're Miss Taken! - preferably by men in white coats!
>>> But the white coat is in your size..
>> That's a point. The lab coats I've got which I haven't been able to find
>> for ages are from before I put on all this weight! They'll have to be
>> let out so much they'll go running off down the road!
> I am surprised the rest of your wardrobe hasn't dome the same...
>
It did once, when I was in the London Planetarium.

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:09, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <_nGis.23060$9D6....@fx27.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? It's fun!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thats what Mary ment but did not realize you were really kidding around..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A round of toast or a round of annumition?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ammunition to prove you keep shooting off your mouth...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Another pea jaw - a - tiff reply!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A slug-ish response...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps I should just snail away into the sunset.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or at least take shell-ter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like a Kermet Hrab?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He croaked...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. It was during the mating season at Richmond Park and he was trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to describe the mating frenzy: Three-deep! Three-deep! Three-deep!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Three-deep! Three-deep! . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And he was toad-led!
>>>>>>>>>>>> If those frogs could bottle that energy . . .
>>>>>>>>>>> That would be taking a big leap.
>>>>>>>>>> At that time of year, they'd probably be going Three-leap! Three-leap!
>>>>>>>>>> Three-leap! Three-leap! Three-leap! Three-leap! . . . as well.
>>>>>>>> They should have filmed it in Toad A O!
>>>>>>>> (Owzat for memory?)
>>>>>>>>> The start of a daisy chain?
>>>>>>>> No energy. It'd have to be a lazy chain!
>>>>>>> No whips?
>>>>>> Walnut recently.
>>>>> Wooden you know it.
>>>> Wooden yew, surely?
>>> I do not have a log of interest in it.
>> I'm saw you don't. Tim - burrrrrrrr!!!
> I am giving that a cold reception...
>
If the wood had been used to make cricket bats, you could give it a
Cowdrey ception.

Ukon twin, you know!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:09, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> In article <IpGis.23061$9D6....@fx27.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gold blimey! That's a real leaf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have a scroll sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've quilled people for saying less than that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can't go much feather than that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell him to pluck off.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to use more deplume-icy..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The bare facts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or if you're a Native American, the bare factotem.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on how far you have to tote them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As long as eez trouziz don't split while eez shleppin the stuff. Most
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people'd be Agnes im if eez Baltsa angin out!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still. He could always recover with a nice pint of Lager al Factotum!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are a factory of misinformation.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Missing formation? Sounds more like a Geologictickle disaster to me.
>>>>>>>>>> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uqro5YAmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
>>>>>>>>>> Looks like she's singing, "Take your *hand* away . . . . butt not too
>>>>>>>>>> quickly!!"
>>>>>>>>>> This was only the second or third CD boxed set I ever bought BTW. Got a
>>>>>>>>>> whole wall of em now!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try and laugh it off...

>>>>>>>>>> Why not? It's fun!
>>>>>>>>> Thats what Mary ment but did not realize you were really kidding around..
>>>>>>>> A round of toast or a round of annumition?
>>>>>>> Ammunition to prove you keep shooting off your mouth...
>>>>>> Aha! Another pea jaw - a - tiff reply!
>>>>> A slug-ish response...

>>>> Snailed you though!
>>> A limpet wrist reaction.
>> You're whelk-come to try to razor laugh with that one, ice up hose (brrr!).
> I see hare-isy in that.
>
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!

Golden Scandinavian hunting horn . . Rich Lur!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uprjmoSMJ-o

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:12, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <CqGis.23062$9D6....@fx27.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you are downs for the count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eider know!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ducking the issue again!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Good reason to duck! . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>> What was that thing that went 'Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . BANG!!'
>>>>>>>>>>>> just now?
>>>>>>>>>>>> That was a ruddy shell, duck!
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5299/5571586174_5820fa3145_z.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>> Who gets the bill for damages?
>>>>>>>>>> Morse to the point, Who gets the Bill for Barnacles? The Goons or Goon
>>>>>>>>>> Island?
>>>>>>>>>> Er . . . Er . . . Er . . . Er . . . Er . . . Er . . . Er . . .
>>>>>>>>> You really need to do something about that wheezing....
>>>>>>>> If I could still wheeze about the place I'd be able to get the how swirk
>>>>>>>> done a hell of a lot quicker!
>>>>>>> No one maid you do all that smokeing..
>>>>>> Apart from a very little ganja in the 60s, I've never smoked - not even
>>>>>> on Guy Fox News night! - and then they'd have mis-reported it with a
>>>>>> nazi right-wing slant!
>>>>>> And you people *believe* that filthy fascist tosh???
>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
>>>>> You can laugh, now....
>>>> And later too, unlike yoo.
>>> Untill you run out of laughing gas...
>> O NO I won't
> Then you have it piped in directly from the factory.
>
N2O. You're getting warmer.

(It was NO when I was a school - to almost everything!)

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <5sGis.23063$9D6....@fx27.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gold blimey! That's a real leaf!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have a scroll sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've quilled people for saying less than that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can't go much feather than that.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's about the Size of it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sizeing up your next victim?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a convent, a nundertaker with a tape measure!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I did not realize a man could get that cloister to a nun...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Abbot three feet is abbot as close as their hallowed to get! They're not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hallowed to make a habit of it though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If he tries, wimple him into shape...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.musicpilgrimages.com/imgs/articles/wimpole1.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He'd get very embarrattsed!
>>>>>>>>>>>> And a rumpoled appearance..
>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpole_of_the_Bailey
>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Bumpole of the Railey!! The bind moggles!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Meeeeaaaaoooooowww!
>>>>>>>>>>> RSPCA: "Untie that cat immediately sir!"
>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?
>>>>>>>>> I don't care as long as its not on my car.
>>>>>>>> They'll eclipse that star some day.
>>>>>>> They do pile it high..
>>>>>> With space at a premium, it's paramound that they do so!
>>>>> Putting Bandini Mountain to shame.
>>>> They shouldn't have Bandini old mountain; they should have just banned
>>>> *this* mountain!
>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bandini%20Mountain
>> Iyy knehhw zett! Iyy knehww zett!
> But then you would, being one yourself.
>
Doing the twist again! At your age it could still be fatal!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:30, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <VtGis.23064$9D6....@fx27.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...
>>>>>>>> In that circle was formed a wheeler dealer of a tornado.
>>>>>>> As for you , better hurry, canes are about sold out.
>>>>>> The better to can a bad boy with.
>>>>> If you can can.....
>>>> If he could can can, he'd Offenbach about it on here!
>>> Now if we can just get him to stay away...
>> Station a vet on the door? That'd be the only rail way to do it!
> A stationary guard will not deter him.
>
Well take all his pens pencils paper and envelopes off eem then eel be
an ordinary guard!

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:23, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <azGis.71583$Tf3....@fx12.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...
>>>>>>>>> In that circle was formed a wheeler dealer of a tornado.

>>>>>>>> Or a GM donkey up a mountain: Ass high clone.
>>>>>>> A genetically modified donkey???
>>>>>> [Con deez hen dingly . . . ] Yes. A genetically modified donkey!
>>>>> So they can't blame it on you!
>>>> What's to blame?
>>>> A bloke used to get all the blame
>>>> For everything! Oh what a shame!
>>>> So he got in a muddle;
>>>> Fell in a big puddle,
>>>> And nearly got washed down a drain!
>>> Just a sluice of life.
>> U-bender believe it!
> I thought you said you didn't drink anymore?
>
Not out of one of these . .

http://southeastlondonplumber.co.uk/?page_id=40

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <TAGis.66753$EF4....@fx23.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...

>>>>>>>> If he hears a mole ding, then he'll be in trouble!
>>>>>>> Ogee, what next?
>>>>>> Just Key Pattern away and you'll find out
>>>> No fanx. I'll send Montgomery to find out!!
>>>>> Is that anywhere near Key West?
>>>> Is that a tie poe for Clean Vest?
>>> Since when have you had a clean anything to wear?
>> Since when I do the washing. Since when do I do the washing? When the
>> stuff kneads washing! It's a hot point with me.
> A tough of dryer humor???
>
Bendix, Bendix, Just a little bit and
Bendix, Bendix, Show your likin' it . .

[Nemo]

On 27/10/2012 13:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <ECGis.63044$9H4....@fx17.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.musicpilgrimages.com/imgs/articles/wimpole1.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He'd get very embarrattsed!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And a rumpoled appearance..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpole_of_the_Bailey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aha! Bumpole of the Railey!! The bind moggles!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meeeeaaaaoooooowww!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RSPCA: "Untie that cat immediately sir!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So what's the latest poop?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care as long as its not on my car.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Praps you need a towlet behind your car.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A tissue of lies on your part.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tissue is not shuitable.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If anyone would know, you would...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get back to me when I become the last surviving person who was at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would Stalk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are already a shadow of what you were...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>> A-ledge-dly...

>>>> Or in one particular department of the supermarket - all eggedly!
>>> Every one take shell-ter....
>> There's a special fast way down to the basement, by shelter-skelter!
> Do you have one in your manson?
>
There's one in one of our famous cathedrals. An Elyvator!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ely_cathedral

Beautiful, innit?!!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ZXHjs.119671$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

Then why bring it up here?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <xVHjs.119663$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

Do I need to polka hole in that argument?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <uWHjs.119666$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

For a panty-waist like you.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <l_Hjs.119678$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Youwill just have to tophet out.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <eeFjs.51025$A%.35104@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

It must be crowded with the other nine in there at the same time.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <6kFjs.119223$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> A real Hum-dinger of a pinger..
> >>>>>>>>>> The Deek Huppling capacitors must have gone open sir Kit!
> >>>>>>>>> They neglected their studies of di-electric materilaism..
> >>>>>>>> Their eel ektro lite had dried up?
> >>>>>>> A definite impedance to useing that equipment.
> >>>>>> Mho mho mho!
> >>>>> You need to go ohm and relax...
> >>>> There's another unit of negative resistance but you'd have to turn your
> >>>> monitor upside-down to measure it!
> >>>> At the Tate Modern, you CRT people doing that quite often.
> >>> And LED us in the wrong direction..
> >> I.C. Well that's just big horse they're all high on pot. The ten-turn
> >> precision variety
> > Just be discrete about it.
> That's right. B. D. Screte invented them. It was very difficult and he
> had a helical time!

Like D.B. Cooper?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <vhIjs.119737$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

So, why did you plunge right in?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <xlIjs.119749$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
> >>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
> >>>>>>>>>> All in what?
> >>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
> >>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
> >>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
> >>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
> >>>>> A-ledge-dly...
> >>>> Or in one particular department of the supermarket - all eggedly!
> >>> Every one take shell-ter....
> >> There's a special fast way down to the basement, by shelter-skelter!
> > Do you have one in your manson?
> There's one in one of our famous cathedrals. An Elyvator!
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ely_cathedral
> Beautiful, innit?!!

If you facade in the right direction.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <8fIjs.119730$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Stamps him as a failure.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <DbFjs.51024$A%.23700@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are they pennant if they do?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A formicida who's a calligrapher????? Nobody'd bee able to read it so
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what's the point?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Former city call girl if for retirement at countryside retreat.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Formicida = ant!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calligrapher =
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.calligraphyonline.org/Pages/celebCallig2011.html
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Icon do all dat!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why write it? Your computer can do it cheaper and faster!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to get a new script...

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....but my computer only does fontal sex. Perhaps I'm missionarying
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sixty nine ways from sunday...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need The Brahma Putra! - oh no. You'd catch cold . . . You need The
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Karma Sutra!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't decide your position on the topic?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well if the Karma Sutra's no use, try a more Turbulent Sutra!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> A tempestuous life you lead.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tempest: Destructive insects that eat timepieces.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Watch it...
> >>>>>>>>>>> You can see French time pieces in a horror lodge.
> >>>>>>>>>>> And the best clocks were made by a mere peasant: Tom Peon.
> >>>>>>>>>> Oh, clocks run in his family?
> >>>>>>>>> Revy chum so.
> >>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tompion
> >>>>>>>> And low species on the food chain.
> >>>>>>> And you lack of balance springs to mind.
> >>>>>> He got away though. Escapement a hell of a lot to him!
> >>>>> On the face of it, possibly.
> >>>> He had to Incabloc of carved rubber to put the prison stamp on a forged
> >>>> release pass to get out.
> >>> He was able to fob it off as real?
> >> Yes, butt she couldn't come!! ;o)
> > But he did cum...
> Dunno. I wasn't watching. I took cover!
Is that a blanket reaction on your part?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <A9Fjs.51023$A%.2352@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
> >>>>>>>>>> Hair raising...
> >>>>>>>>> What's heir dental record.

> >>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
> >>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!

> >>>>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
> >>>>> He still owen's on them.
> >>>> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
> >>> Hardy a flash news item..
> >> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
> > Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?
> Do they give away dunggggg?
> http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/dung.htm
> (No ewe tube.)
> Yes there is!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
You dung him wrong...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <R5Ijs.119701$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Maybe yukon, but is it smart to do so?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <rjIjs.119743$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Sam sung of its lack of quality...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <22Ijs.119691$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

And when the lights came on?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <99Ijs.119711$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Nothing but the best for you.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <T0Ijs.119686$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> And not all the way to Venus?
> >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.sybian.com/no_cookies.php
> >>>>>>>>>> Sites that make such a big deal about cookies are the very ones you
> >>>>>>>>>> should avoid like the plague!
> >>>>>>>>> The over use of cookies is monstrous...
> >>>>>>>> Better than eating Animal products!
> >>>>>>> Your crackers.
> >>>>>> Matzo silly thing to say!
> >>>>> Now thats ritz coming from you.
> >>>> I've never put on a ritz in my life! You want Fred e-stare for that!
> >>>> I did repair their telephones a few times when the regular engineer was
> >>>> off sick. My beat was adjacent to his.
> >>> Did you borrow his stick to do the beating?
> >> Nope. I borrowed his rubber butt a couple of times though.
> >> http://www.britishtelephones.com/t280.htm
> > And took it out for a spin...
> I was given my own rubber butt evenchewerlea and could spin as much as I
> liked after that!

But I thought you did not like spinach?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <CdIjs.119724$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Still repeating yourself? Memory problems?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <NbIjs.119719$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> You really need to do something about that wheezing....
> >>>>>>>> If I could still wheeze about the place I'd be able to get the how swirk
> >>>>>>>> done a hell of a lot quicker!
> >>>>>>> No one maid you do all that smokeing..
> >>>>>> Apart from a very little ganja in the 60s, I've never smoked - not even
> >>>>>> on Guy Fox News night! - and then they'd have mis-reported it with a
> >>>>>> nazi right-wing slant!
> >>>>>> And you people *believe* that filthy fascist tosh???
> >>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
> >>>>> You can laugh, now....
> >>>> And later too, unlike yoo.
> >>> Untill you run out of laughing gas...
> >> O NO I won't
> > Then you have it piped in directly from the factory.
> >
> N2O. You're getting warmer.

The kid who no's everything....

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:42, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <A9Fjs.51023$A%.2352@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hair raising...
>>>>>>>>>>> What's heir dental record.
>>>>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
>>>>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!
>>>>>>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
>>>>>>> He still owen's on them.
>>>>>> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
>>>>> Hardy a flash news item..
>>>> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
>>> Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?
>> Do they give away dunggggg?
>> http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/dung.htm
>> (No ewe tube.)
>> Yes there is!
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
> You dung him wrong...
>

Frankie and Johnnie wall hovers?

(They lived in a house with a space underneath!)

I got the 78 of that. It's got Frank Crumit's Gay Caballero on the other
side.

[Nemo]

The only time there's a blanket on my part is when I forget to put my
pyjama bottoms on! Then I think: Oh, sheet!

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <eeFjs.51025$A%.35104@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>> Nope. EZR and EZR!
>>>>>> The CD cabinets are solidly and fully assembled now using Unibond and
>>>>>> look very nice indeed. There were insufficient shelf-support pegs with
>>>>>> them so I used some brass threaded bushes thrown out from work during
>>>>>> one of our many clear-outs, held in by a spot of Araldite. More re-cycling.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Found em . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/8754736.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So that's £29.98 ($47.99) I've made from somebody who can't assemble the
>>>>>> simplest of things for toffee!
>>>>>
>>>>> I will have to chew that one over for a while.
>>>>>
>>>> In your den ice up hose (brrr!). You could well be one of those den chewers!
>>> I put in maxilla effort.
>>>
>> Maxilla than everyone else. He's in Inn Ten Sieve Clare!
>>
>> (A very serious promiscuous nurse!)
> It must be crowded with the other nine in there at the same time.
>

It was. They all fell over though. The horse piddle was on a slant due
to the Topple-orgy of the ground!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <m1Rjs.74602$YJ1....@fx09.am4>,

Is that really what tops your list?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <a5Rjs.43832$W63....@fx05.am4>,

ON the hole, unsatisfactory.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <P_Qjs.74601$YJ1....@fx09.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Hair raising...
> >>>>>>>>>>> What's heir dental record.
> >>>>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
> >>>>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!
> >>>>>>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
> >>>>>>> He still owen's on them.
> >>>>>> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
> >>>>> Hardy a flash news item..
> >>>> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
> >>> Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?
> >> Do they give away dunggggg?
> >> http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/dung.htm
> >> (No ewe tube.)
> >> Yes there is!
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
> > You dung him wrong...
> Frankie and Johnnie wall hovers?
> (They lived in a house with a space underneath!)

For their underground activities?

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Oct 30, 10:20 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <P_Qjs.74601$YJ1.64...@fx09.am4>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Elevator Down all off the P-2 / B-2

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <6kFjs.119223$9W6....@fx08.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> A real Hum-dinger of a pinger..
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Deek Huppling capacitors must have gone open sir Kit!
>>>>>>>>>>> They neglected their studies of di-electric materilaism..
>>>>>>>>>> Their eel ektro lite had dried up?
>>>>>>>>> A definite impedance to useing that equipment.
>>>>>>>> Mho mho mho!
>>>>>>> You need to go ohm and relax...
>>>>>> There's another unit of negative resistance but you'd have to turn your
>>>>>> monitor upside-down to measure it!
>>>>>> At the Tate Modern, you CRT people doing that quite often.
>>>>> And LED us in the wrong direction..
>>>> I.C. Well that's just big horse they're all high on pot. The ten-turn
>>>> precision variety
>>> Just be discrete about it.
>> That's right. B. D. Screte invented them. It was very difficult and he
>> had a helical time!
> Like D.B. Cooper?
>

I know dB Down had trouble with his gain but I've never heard of a D. B.
Cooper. Did he make amplified barrels?

[Nemo]

With a Rod? Or will Honga drive you to it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsxqtbq8ZQg

[Nemo]

The moment you state an unsubstantiated fact about someone you admit
you're an idiot.

If the fact is untrue, you're an idiot for lying, and if it's true then
they're aware of it and you're an idiot for telling someone what they
already know.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<6c43ccc0-4d01-485a...@pb2g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .....says the monster in "The Lovely Bones"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was the one killing a good time...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Got her's ...... then got his.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Her is what ... ???
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Hair raising...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> What's heir dental record.
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Bad, her teeth are in constant dis-tress..
> > > >>>>>>>>> She's got a lot of stripped nerve!
> > > >>>>>>>> I heard she tried on Buck's teeth.
> > > >>>>>>> He still owen's on them.
> > > >>>>>> Butt Buck Rogers every night!
> > > >>>>> Hardy a flash news item..
> > > >>>> Especially as he only drives a *.flvver!
> > > >>> Is he a member of the flivver of the month club?
> > > >> Do they give away dunggggg?
> > > >>http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/dung.htm
> > > >> (No ewe tube.)
> > > >> Yes there is!
> > > >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm1GN-mEyvc
> > > > You dung him wrong...
> > > Frankie and Johnnie wall hovers?
> > > (They lived in a house with a space underneath!)
> > For their underground activities?

> Elevator Down all off the P-2 / B-2

All the way to the bottom and not B4.,

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <e2Tjs.78829$9H4....@fx17.am4>,

Do you want the plane facts?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <h5Tjs.134247$Sr2....@fx01.am4>,

You can raas your standards if you have to.

[Nemo]

Yup. I've just ordered the excellent camera I mentioned and it's being
delivered on Friday! :o)))))))))))))))))))))

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <laTjs.58411$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

Did I strike a nerve?

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:48, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <NbIjs.119719$9W6....@fx08.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You really need to do something about that wheezing....
>>>>>>>>>> If I could still wheeze about the place I'd be able to get the how swirk
>>>>>>>>>> done a hell of a lot quicker!
>>>>>>>>> No one maid you do all that smokeing..
>>>>>>>> Apart from a very little ganja in the 60s, I've never smoked - not even
>>>>>>>> on Guy Fox News night! - and then they'd have mis-reported it with a
>>>>>>>> nazi right-wing slant!
>>>>>>>> And you people *believe* that filthy fascist tosh???
>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
>>>>>>> You can laugh, now....
>>>>>> And later too, unlike yoo.
>>>>> Untill you run out of laughing gas...
>>>> O NO I won't
>>> Then you have it piped in directly from the factory.
>>>
>> N2O. You're getting warmer.
> The kid who no's everything....
>

No zebra thing? An empty enclosure at the zoo.

[Nemo]

Still being a tit? Mammary problems?

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:40, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <8fIjs.119730$9W6....@fx08.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...

>>>>>>>>>> In that circle was formed a wheeler dealer of a tornado.
>>>>>>>>> As for you , better hurry, canes are about sold out.
>>>>>>>> The better to can a bad boy with.
>>>>>>> If you can can.....
>>>>>> If he could can can, he'd Offenbach about it on here!
>>>>> Now if we can just get him to stay away...
>>>> Station a vet on the door? That'd be the only rail way to do it!
>>> A stationary guard will not deter him.
>> Well take all his pens pencils paper and envelopes off eem then eel be
>> an ordinary guard!
> Stamps him as a failure.
>
Is he wearing a John Bull outfit then?

http://www.justdesignstudio.com/interesting/2877/

Scene battered days.

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:38, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <vhIjs.119737$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...
>>>>>>>>>>> In that circle was formed a wheeler dealer of a tornado.

>>>>>>>>>> Or a GM donkey up a mountain: Ass high clone.
>>>>>>>>> A genetically modified donkey???
>>>>>>>> [Con deez hen dingly . . . ] Yes. A genetically modified donkey!
>>>>>>> So they can't blame it on you!
>>>>>> What's to blame?
>>>>>> A bloke used to get all the blame
>>>>>> For everything! Oh what a shame!
>>>>>> So he got in a muddle;
>>>>>> Fell in a big puddle,
>>>>>> And nearly got washed down a drain!
>>>>> Just a sluice of life.
>>>> U-bender believe it!
>>> I thought you said you didn't drink anymore?
>> Not out of one of these . .
>> http://southeastlondonplumber.co.uk/?page_id=40
> So, why did you plunge right in?
>
To unblock it!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <tiTjs.58413$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

What are you being so cage'y about ?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ejTjs.58414$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

That sucks...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <FgTjs.58412$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

incessantly...

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:44, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <rjIjs.119743$9W6....@fx08.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strolling down the avenue
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> N R soul to tell our troubles to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But when it's twelve a clock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We climb the stair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We never knock
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Cause nobody's there

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just Mehan my shadow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All alone and shooting you!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...

>>>>>>>>>> If he hears a mole ding, then he'll be in trouble!
>>>>>>>>> Ogee, what next?
>>>>>>>> Just Key Pattern away and you'll find out
>>>>>> No fanx. I'll send Montgomery to find out!!
>>>>>>> Is that anywhere near Key West?
>>>>>> Is that a tie poe for Clean Vest?
>>>>> Since when have you had a clean anything to wear?
>>>> Since when I do the washing. Since when do I do the washing? When the
>>>> stuff kneads washing! It's a hot point with me.
>>> A tough of dryer humor???
>> Bendix, Bendix, Just a little bit and
>> Bendix, Bendix, Show your likin' it . .
> Sam sung of its lack of quality...
>
He's there! Indesit-th row - fourth from the left.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ZoTjs.58415$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

There was a lotta bull about useing the john...

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:39, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <xlIjs.119749$9W6.1...@fx08.am4>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was that by Kent Allard?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Was he Allard all the time. or did he have his more gentle moments?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Allard was all in.
>>>>>>>>>>>> All in what?
>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever it was, it left him all in...
>>>>>>>>>> With nothing left - or right - hanging out?
>>>>>>>>> Just a shadow of his former self...
>>>>>>>> All he had to do was to former circle around himself for shelf defence!
>>>>>>> A-ledge-dly...

>>>>>> Or in one particular department of the supermarket - all eggedly!
>>>>> Every one take shell-ter....
>>>> There's a special fast way down to the basement, by shelter-skelter!
>>> Do you have one in your manson?
>> There's one in one of our famous cathedrals. An Elyvator!
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ely_cathedral
>> Beautiful, innit?!!
> If you facade in the right direction.
>
Ponim funny faces?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <lsTjs.58417$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

But there are only 3 people in that row.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <hqTjs.58416$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

A real snake in the ... grass..

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ptTjs.58418$pg2....@fx18.am4>,

I cannot continence such actions.

[Nemo]

They were Train Drivers on the Picclydickly Line?

And I've *still* got the 78 of it, with Frank Crumit's Gay Caballero on
the other side!

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 14:20, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <m1Rjs.74602$YJ1....@fx09.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are they pennant if they do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A formicida who's a calligrapher????? Nobody'd bee able to read it so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what's the point?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Former city call girl if for retirement at countryside retreat.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Formicida = ant!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Calligrapher =
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.calligraphyonline.org/Pages/celebCallig2011.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Icon do all dat!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not very illuminating...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why write it? Your computer can do it cheaper and faster!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to get a new script...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ....but my computer only does fontal sex. Perhaps I'm missionarying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sixty nine ways from sunday...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need The Brahma Putra! - oh no. You'd catch cold . . . You need The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Karma Sutra!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't decide your position on the topic?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well if the Karma Sutra's no use, try a more Turbulent Sutra!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A tempestuous life you lead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tempest: Destructive insects that eat timepieces.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watch it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can see French time pieces in a horror lodge.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And the best clocks were made by a mere peasant: Tom Peon.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, clocks run in his family?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Revy chum so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tompion
>>>>>>>>>>>> And low species on the food chain.
>>>>>>>>>>> And you lack of balance springs to mind.
>>>>>>>>>> He got away though. Escapement a hell of a lot to him!
>>>>>>>>> On the face of it, possibly.
>>>>>>>> He had to Incabloc of carved rubber to put the prison stamp on a forged
>>>>>>>> release pass to get out.
>>>>>>> He was able to fob it off as real?
>>>>>> Yes, butt she couldn't come!! ;o)
>>>>> But he did cum...
>>>> Dunno. I wasn't watching. I took cover!
>>> Is that a blanket reaction on your part?
>> The only time there's a blanket on my part is when I forget to put my
>> pyjama bottoms on! Then I think: Oh, sheet!
> Is that really what tops your list?
>
Is that really what lifts your top?

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 14:21, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <a5Rjs.43832$W63....@fx05.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Nope. EZR and EZR!
>>>>>>>> The CD cabinets are solidly and fully assembled now using Unibond and
>>>>>>>> look very nice indeed. There were insufficient shelf-support pegs with
>>>>>>>> them so I used some brass threaded bushes thrown out from work during
>>>>>>>> one of our many clear-outs, held in by a spot of Araldite. More re-cycling.
>>>>>>>> Found em . . .
>>>>>>>> http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/8754736.htm
>>>>>>>> So that's £29.98 ($47.99) I've made from somebody who can't assemble the
>>>>>>>> simplest of things for toffee!
>>>>>>> I will have to chew that one over for a while.
>>>>>> In your den ice up hose (brrr!). You could well be one of those den chewers!
>>>>> I put in maxilla effort.
>>>> Maxilla than everyone else. He's in Inn Ten Sieve Clare!
>>>>
>>>> (A very serious promiscuous nurse!)
>>> It must be crowded with the other nine in there at the same time.
>> It was. They all fell over though. The horse piddle was on a slant due
>> to the Topple-orgy of the ground!
> ON the hole, unsatisfactory.
>
Yers. An industrialist satisfactory on a similar piece of ground and all
the machine tools slid out, and the Office Head went office head!!