On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<
5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion
> > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > grip
> > > > on your self.
> > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > to have sex with his wife .
> > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > and he says "Yes ."
> > well tell me about it .
> > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> >
> > No applause , save it for the end.
> > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> >
> > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
> > of "Pun Intended"
>
> Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.