Colorado Baker Forced To Bake Cake Celebrating Possible Closure Of His Own Business

[Ubiquitous]

LAKEWOOD, CO—Christian baker Jack Phillips was forced by a state Cake
Enforcement Unit Wednesday to bake a cake celebrating the possible
future closure of his own business.

A far-left activist group was throwing a party to celebrate the fact
that Phillips has found himself in legal trouble yet again, despite
winning a Supreme Court case earlier this year, and phoned the
Masterpiece Cakeshop to order a cake with the words “DOWN WITH
MASTERPIECE CAKESHOP!” written in frosting on top. When Phillips turned
down the request, CEU units arrived on the scene, kicked down the
unlocked front door of his shop, and forced him to bake the cake at
gunpoint.

“All we want in the great state of Colorado is freedom and tolerance—by
force if necessary,” said CEU Lieutenant Frank Mann. “If someone says
to bake a cake, you bake it—no questions asked.” Mann went on to
clarify that this principle doesn’t apply if you’re a gay baker asked
to bake an anti-gay cake or a Jewish baker asked to bake a cake for
neo-Nazis.

A trembling Phillips baked the cake as agents kept several assault
rifles pointed at his head. When they were satisfied with his art
produced entirely under duress, they left the shop and hand-delivered
the cake to the pro-LGBT celebration.

“Tolerance wins again!” said a representative for the state of
Colorado.

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Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.

[NoBody]

On Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:05:09 -0400, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net>
wrote:

It's a a satire piece but given the way things are going now, this
could be a true story.