Please help!

[Onoit]

You may not have seen it on the news, but the world-wide economic
depression has spread to the North Pole. There's trouble in Crystal City!

Therefore, Santa is asking all those of his regular clients who can
afford it to place advance reservations for Santa's chimney sweeping
service. Santa can deliver your presents and at the same time guarantee you
a sparkling clean chimney on Christmas morning - just the thing for a safe,
worry-free fire in your fireplace.

You can make easy, affordable payments with your credit card, or Santa
will be happy to deduct just the right number of Christmas presents from
your gift bag.
Just visit our website to make your reservation and indicate your
preferred method of payment:

http://www. santascrystal cityworkshopandpersonallyguaranteedchimney
cleaningandfreechristmaspresents deliveryservice.com

Thanks for shopping with Santa!