I am the very model of a psychopathic newsgroup troll

[M. Martini Musatov]

I am the very model of a psychopathic newsgroup troll
Making boring lists of primes whenever I am on a roll
I've heard of proofs of theorems and I quote myself repeatedly
I post and then reply to me and blither like Ned - "Diddly"
I wish to be acquainted soon with matters mathematical
I "mustav" seen equations, both simple and quadratical
About myself I'm bursting with astounding facts - they're trivial
My every post is thoughtless, made from countless lines of "drivial"
I'm very good at making lists - the contents of which baffles me
I'm sure you read and understand and tell your friends how smart I be
In fact when I know what is meant by "equals sign" and "greater than"
When I can tell at sight a simple slide rule from a garbage can
When I have learnt what progress has been made in fact'ring thirty-six
When my backside's free of all those nasty prison shower dicks
In short, when I've a smattering of what the plus sign really means
And I can tear myself away from websites full of legal teens
You'll say a better newsgroup troll has never graced this newsgroup so
And kick yourself for telling me to shut my hole and simply go.