The Schitt Family..............

[Coby&John]

When Someone Says: "You don't know Jack Schitt...."
Now you'll find out the entire story!
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the
Knee-deep Inn.
Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six
children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came
twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and then two daughters: Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull
Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son: Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and and Horace
Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're awaiting
the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So now you not only know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well....
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[Mr Funny Bone International]

didn't i post that on the 8th May??

<grin>

Coby&John wrote in message <92637999...@samba.news.big-orange.net>...

[Coby&John]

You're absolutely right!
It wanted to send it to some friends, but it got mixed up in the
postings.........
Sorry..................

GREAT story BTW!

Greetings, John

Mr Funny Bone International <funn...@lineone.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 11 May 1999 22:54:51 +0200, "Coby&John" <c...@globalxs.nl>
wrote:

>You're absolutely right!
>It wanted to send it to some friends, but it got mixed up in the

^^
It wanted????
heh heh heh heh heh

>postings.........
>Sorry..................
>
>GREAT story BTW!
>
>Greetings, John
>
>Mr Funny Bone International <funn...@lineone.net> wrote in message
>news:Wn_Z2.5689$0O2...@news-reader.bt.net...
>> didn't i post that on the 8th May??
>>
>> <grin>
>>
>> Coby&John wrote in message <92637999...@samba.news.big-orange.net>...
>> >When Someone Says: "You don't know Jack Schitt...."
>> >Now you'll find out the entire story!
>> >Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
>> >O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the
>> >Knee-deep Inn.
>> >
>

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