Re: Turn $6 Into 15,000.oo In 30 Days Or Less Using Paypal 100% Legal!!! "Noreply"
Stormin Mormon
Subject: MAKE.PENIS.FAST
Date: Saturday, October 22, 2005 12:42 AM
Make Penis Fast!!!
This is a serious offer - This is not spam.
Instructions
Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has
remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the
participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the
instructions.
Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little
business is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your
product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are
in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy
to pay big bucks for this service.
(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income
which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be
included in that list.)
1. Immediately cut off your penis at the base.
2. Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.
3. Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5
pieces of equal length.
4. Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below
starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total
investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating:
"Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate
service that you are requesting and you are paying your penis for this
service).
5. Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9
names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3
will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in
the number 10 position.
6. Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into
10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file
section, call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST.
Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a
copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again
whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these
letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people
are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This
list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can
be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis.
The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a
service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to
Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.
NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either
on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they
send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and
should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you
can provide them with this proof!
Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully
followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a
Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the
list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five
position you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis.
1. Daniel J. Karnes
6394-B Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
2. Emil T. Chuck
6394-A Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
3. Charles Whealton
7690 Karnesville Road
Phobic, MI 48348
4. William Davenant
8295 Hiding Closet Rd
Clarkston, MI 48348
5. Peter Ruckman
14805 Rivercrest
Sterling Hts., MI 48312
6. Steven Crisp
3718 Kings Point
Troy, MI 48083
7. Mark Gengler
5748 Patterson
Troy, MI 48098
8. Pat Robertson
666 God's Little Homophobe Rd.
Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307
9. Fred Phelps
14-U Our Saviour of the Closet Ln
Orchard Lake, MI 48323
10. George W. Bush
President of the United Dictatorship of Amarika
Washington, DC 20515
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Dear Friend,
My name is Daniel J. Karnes. In September 1988 my life was repressed
and the bible thumpers were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I
was never laid and my mental disability checks had run out. The only
escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Apple computer and my
bible. I longed to turn my fixation into my vocation.
This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the
tropics. I bought a Double-Wide Trailer with CASH in Feburary 1989. I
am currently building a Self-Worship Temple on the West Coast of
Florida, with a private S/M Dungeon with room for all of my closeted
friends, and a beautiful view of the bay from my women's shoes closet
and wardrobe. I will never be underendowed again. Today I am equipped!
I have over 400,000 inches of penis (33,333 feet and 4 inches! ) to
date and will become a million-incher within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can
do the same.
This penis enlargement making program works perfectly every time, 100%
of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn 50,000 inches or more
whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to
go to your mailbox or reconstructive surgeon.
In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I
could earn 50,000 inches of penis or more whenever I wanted. I was
naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my
computer. It's funny though, when you are desperately underendowed,
backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a
frustating day looking through the want ads for a wife who didn't need
sexual fulfillment. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I
tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling several
gay bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and then
glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me,
I now had the key to my dreams.
I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and
enhance this penis making formula into the most unbelievable penis
enlargement generator that has ever been created. I substituted the
computer bulletion boards in place of the post office and
electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail.
Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is
speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If
you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have
waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below.
Your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Daniel J. Karnes
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-- Why doesn't Wenchell's
-- Serve Mogi Donuts?
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I
ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter withn the
next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to
follow through and dreamed of making thousands of inches, but I was
convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I
was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a
local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try
with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other
people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with
their penis. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have
nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look
at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and
mailed out one piece of my penis in each as directed. Two weeks went
by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled
around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received
50,000 inches, but it was definitely well over 35,000! For the first
time in all my years, I was adequately endowed. It was great. Of
course, it didn't take me long to feel inadequate again so I am using
this excellent penis enlargement opportunity once again. Follow the
instructions and get ready to enjoy.
Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so
together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really
works!
Good Luck,
Charles R. Whealton
St Agathe Que.
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Do good work.
It's longer in the short run
but shorter in the long run.
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<dre...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1130157...@spool6-east.superfeed.net...
It Will Work… If you do as I have done! Just Do It! follow the 4 steps…
$6.00 to $15,000.00 in 30 days!
Steps: Follow the Logic, Just Do it and It will work… $$$ in 4 easy steps…
1. Set Up a Free Paypal Account. 2. Send $1.00 to six Email Accounts from
your Paypal Account 3. Delete email address #1 and add your email address as
#6. Move all others #2-#6 up one number 4. Copy and Post this entire Letter
to Newsgroups, Messages Boards etc…
Copy this exactly for you guidance to completing steps 1-4. You are in
Business for yourself and you are Creating an E-mail List Company TURN $6
INTO $15,000 IN ONLY 30 DAYS...HERES HOW!
PAYPAL VERIFIES THAT THIS $6 INVESTMENT SCHEME IS 100% LEGAL AND IS A BIG
HIT THIS YEAR SEE THEIR NOTE BELOW OR ASK THEM DIRECTLY... THIS SCHEME MIGHT
TAKE 15-30 MINUTES AND JUST $6, BUT IT IS 100% WORTH IT TO MAKE THOUSANDS SO
QUICKLY. THIS IS NOT ANOTHER SCAM THAT TAKES LOTS OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY;
THIS IS A NO RISK INVESTMENT THAT WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS VERY
EASILY AND QUICKLY.
>From PayPal:
"Dear Member, it has come to our attention that there is a paypal scheme
floating around at the moment you may have heard or seen the $6 scheme. You
may have even taken part in it well we have been asked a lot of questions
about this scheme the answer is yes it does work and yes it is safe to use
providing you follow the rules it is legal and has made a big hit on the
internet this year. If you would like to take part in this scheme or would
like a bit more information then please see the attached file that was
kindly donated to us. Thank you for using PayPal!"
TURN $6 INTO $15,000 IN ONLY 30 DAYS...HERES HOW! This is a Money Scheme and
Not, I repeat… This is Not a Scam!!!
You have most likely seen or heard about this project on TV programs such as
20/20 and Oprah, or you may have read about it in the Wall Street Journal.
If not, here it is below - revealed to you in step-by-step detail. This
program is by no means new. It has been in existence in many forms for at
least a decade. But in the early days, it required a lot more time and
effort, as well as an investment of a few hundred dollars. However thanks to
PayPal and the Internet, the investment is now virtually ZERO! And what's
more, the entire process is FASTER, EASIER, and MORE LUCRATIVE than it has
EVER been! Below is the email sent to me:
How to Turn $6 into $15,000 in 30 Days with PayPal I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I SAW
HOW MUCH MONEY CAME FLOODING INTO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT I turned $6 into $14,706
within the first 30 days of operating the business plan that I am about to
reveal to you free of charge. If you decide to take action on the following
instructions, I will GUARANTEE that you will enjoy a similar return! STILL
NEED PROOF? Here are just 3 testimonials from the countless individuals who
decided to invest nothing more than $6 and half an hour of their time to
participate in this program:
"What an amazing plan! I followed your instructions just 3 weeks ago, and
although I haven't made 15 grand yet, I'm already up to $9,135. I'm
absolutely gob smacked." -Pam Whittemore , Ohio
"Well, what can I say?... THANK YOU SO MUCH! I sent 40 e-mail's out like you
said and then I just forgot about the whole thing. To be honest, I didn't
really think anything would come of it. But when I checked my paypal account
a week later, there was over $5,000 in After 30 days I now have over $11,000
to spend! I can't thank you enough!"-Juan Tovar, NY,NY
"I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my paypal
account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $12,449. At
first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account!" -Richard
Barrie , Boulder,CO
The only things you will need are: An email address. A Business PayPal
account with at least $6 deposited in it, and just 15 to 30 minutes of your
time. This program takes just half an hour to set up. After that, there is
absolutely no work whatsoever to do on your part. You have absolutely
NOTHING to lose, and there is NO LIMIT to the amount of income you can
generate from this one single business program.
Let's get started, just follow the instructions exactly as set out below and
then prepare yourself for a HUGE influx of cash over the next 30 days!
Here's what you need to do. . .
REQUIREMENTS
#1) an email address #2) a Premier or Business PayPal account
(It's simple and free to get a Premier or Business account, if you need help
doing it just email me.)
Now follow the steps: 1-4
________________________________________
Follow these easy steps EXACTLY and just watch what happens
STEP #1 - Setting up your FREE PayPal Account
It's extremely safe and very easy to set up a FREE PayPal account! Copy and
paste this to the address bar https://www.paypal.com (notice the secure
"https" within the link)
Be sure to sign up for a free PREMIER or BUSINESS account (and not just a
PERSONAL account) otherwise you won't be able to receive credit card
payments from other people.
STEP #2 - Sending PayPal money "It is an undeniable law of the universe that
we must first give in order to receive."
Now all you have to do is send $1.00 by way of PayPal to each of the six
email addresses listed below. After setting up your free paypal account and
confirming or verifying YOUR ACCOUNT AND putting (six Dollars) $6.00 into
your Paypal Account use the Account tab on Paypal to send $1.00 to each of
the Names on the List then move the top one and place yours in the #6 spot
on the list of names #1-#6. Remember your name becomes #6.
Make sure the subject of the payment says... *PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL
LIST* (this keeps the program 100% legal.. so please don't forget!)
Note: (If you do not see the full email address for the 6 members, just hit
reply to this email and they will show up.)
(Just in case you still haven't opened your PayPal account yet, use this
link to open one in your name), https://www.paypal.com
#1) faithmic...@yahoo.com
#2) rees...@yahoo.com
#3) artof...@grics.net
#4) ms...@cox.net
#5) fred...@yahoo.com
#6) maintena...@aol.com
Remember, all of this is ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are creating a service! A
Business… An Email List Service Business
If you have any doubts, please refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1241 of the
United States Postal laws.
STEP #3 - Adding Your Email Address
After you send your six $1.00 payments, it's your turn to add your email
address to the list!
Take the #1) email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses
up one (6 becomes 5 & 5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3, 3 becomes 2, 2 becomes 1,
your email becomes #6) put YOUR email address (the one used in your PayPal
account) as #6) on the list.
**MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS IN YOUR PAYPAL
ACCOUNT.**
STEP #4 - Copy Message to 200 Newgroups, message boards,etc…… The Pure Joy
of Receiving PayPal Money!
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You are now ready to post your copy of this message, to at least 200
newsgroups, message boards, etc. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups)
All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you
make - as well as everyone else on the list! In this situation your job is
to let as many people see this letter as possible. So they will make you and
me rich!!!! You can even start posting the moment your email is confirmed.
Payments will still appear in your PayPal account even while your bank
account is being confirmed.
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS & MESSAGE BOARDS
Step #1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your CURSOR at the beginning of this letter and drag
your CURSOR to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit
menu. This will copy the entire letter into your computer's temporary
memory.
Step #2) Open a blank 'Notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the
blank page. From the 'Edit' menu select 'Paste'. This will paste a copy of
the letter into notepad so that you can add your email to the list. Or copy
to a Word Document. and Place in the email upon completion.
Step #3) Save your new Notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
Step #4) Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various
newsgroups, on-line forums, message boards, bulletin boards, chat sites,
discussions, discussion groups, online communities, etc. EXAMPLE: go to any
search engine like yahoo.com, google.com, altavista.com, excite.com - then
search with subjects like? millionaire message board? or money making
message board? or opportunity message board? or money making discussions? or
business bulletin board? or money making forum? etc. You will find thousands
& thousands of message boards. Click them one by one then you will find the
option to post a new message.
Step #5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message
by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting 'Paste' from the
'Edit' menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees
as they scroll thru the list of postings in a particular group, click the
post message button. You're done with your first one!
Congratulations! THAT'S IT!! All you have to do is jump to different
newsgroups and post away. After you get the hang of it, it will take about
30 seconds for each newsgroup!
REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS AND/OR MESSAGE BOARDS YOU POST IN, THE MORE
MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
That's it! You will begin receiving money within days!
**JUST MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS ON PAYPAL.**
Explanation of why it works so well:
$$$$$ NOW THE WHY PART: Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a
very low example). So then I Made $5.00 with my email at #6 on the letter.
Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200
postings, each with my email at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the
original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200
MINIMUM posts with my email at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in
an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the
MINIMUM 200 with my email at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make
an additional $625.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625
persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my email at #2 and they only receive
5 replies that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all
deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my email at #1 and if still 5
persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625.00! With an original
investment of only $6.00! AMAZING!! When your email is no longer on the
list, you just take latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another
$6.00 to emails on the list, putting your email at number 6 again. And start
posting again.
The thing to remember is, thousands of people all over the world are joining
the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!!
So can you afford $6?? And see if it really works?? I think so? People have
said, what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what
are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users
and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday
and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new
users everyday, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet.
Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work. This really isn't
another one of those crazy scams! As long as people follow through with
sending out $6.00, it works!
With warm wishes, bless you and your loved ones, https://www.paypal.com
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