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THE ESSENCE OF CHUTZPAH...
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Onkel Petey
Dec 28, 2009, 9:13:03 PM12/28/09
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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents
each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch
time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter,
but never take a pretzel.
And this went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke.
One day, as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his
quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.
Without blinking an eye she said:
each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch
time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter,
but never take a pretzel.
And this went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke.
One day, as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his
quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.
Without blinking an eye she said:
"They're 35 cents now."
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Speak well of your Enemies . . .
After all you made them.
Cyberbilly
Dec 29, 2009, 11:25:15 AM12/29/09
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On Dec 28, 9:13�pm, Onkel Petey <pa25no_s...@cornell.edu> wrote:
> � � A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents
> each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch
> time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter,
> but never take a pretzel.
> � � And this went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke.
> One day, as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his
> quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.
> � � Without blinking an eye she said:
>
> � "They're 35 cents now."
> � � A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents
> each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch
> time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter,
> but never take a pretzel.
> � � And this went on for more then 3 years. The two of them never spoke.
> One day, as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his
> quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.
> � � Without blinking an eye she said:
>
> � "They're 35 cents now."
Or the kid who murdered both of his parents and then asked the judge
for leniency because he was an orphan.
-CB
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