"Old Jews Telling Jokes"

[David Uri]

A few nights ago I caught a programme on television called "Old Jews
Telling Jokes". It was mainly old Jews telling old jokes, but some of
them made me laugh. Here's one:

Morris goes to the doctor with a banana sticking out of one ear, a
cucumber sticking out of the other ear and a carrot stuck up each
nostril.

The doctor takes one look at him and says,

"Well, I can see what's wrong with you. You're not eating properly."

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[Jeff]

On 4/13/2013 5:09 PM, David Uri wrote:
> A few nights ago I caught a programme on television called "Old Jews
> Telling Jokes". It was mainly old Jews telling old jokes, but some of
> them made me laugh. Here's one:
>
> Morris goes to the doctor with a banana sticking out of one ear, a
> cucumber sticking out of the other ear and a carrot stuck up each
> nostril.
>
> The doctor takes one look at him and says,
>
> "Well, I can see what's wrong with you. You're not eating properly."
>
> Regards,
>

They have a web site also where they have archived all of their jokes:
http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/

[DAS]

I saw some of that prog -- it must have been a repeat. Quite funny.

I shall attempt to get a Round Tuit and then see the website.

DAS
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