Quips
Renee
A pervert exposed himself to a "girl"on a London tube train.
He fled when his victim - a transvestite - flashed back.
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A retired astronaut opened an unsuccessful restaurant on the moon.
The food was great, but there just was no atmosphere
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.
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When they tell you you're too old to cut~the~mustard anymore,
just reply . . . Poup-on you!
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A woman is advised to make good use of what
Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.
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Q: What do you call a bodybuilder with a big member?
A: A beginner.
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American pharmaceutical companies should take note:
Abuse your customers with price gouging and lose your customers.
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Go to . . . www.google.com
Type in "miserable failure" then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
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