jokes
Tampamom
A. Filet minyan.
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Moishe walks into a post office to send a package to his wife.
The postmaster says "this package is too heavy-you'll need another stamp."
Moishe replies "And that will make it lighter?"
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Q. What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the Internet?
A. Modem anachnu lach.
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Q. If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what
does a mohel carry?
A. A Bris-kit.
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Q. What is the technical term for an uncircumcised Jew who is more than
eight days old?
A. A girl.
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Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to
have for their last meal.
The Italian responds "Pepperoni pizza," which he is served and then he is
promptly executed.
The Frenchman requests a filet mignon, which he is served and then he is
promptly executed.
The Jew requests a plate of strawberries.
"STRAWBERRIES"?????
"Yes, strawberries."
He is told "But they are out of season."
"So nu, I'll wait."