Gordon Brown fans

[Emma Hales]

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.

Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny..

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Brown fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so, I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'

[Leon]

How strange. I just read the same thing on uk.rec.humour. Where's the Jewish
connection?

Leon

"Emma Hales" <emma...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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[edgar]

"Emma Hales" <emma...@ntlworld.com> a �crit dans le message de news:
edhbf5hhetclmi7iq...@4ax.com...

the kast line could be:
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, " a teacher"

[Charlie]

"Magda" <Noneinn...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 08:57:27 +0100, in alt.humor.jewish, "edgar"
> <ed...@free.fr> arranged
> some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... "Emma Hales" <emma...@ntlworld.com> a �crit dans le message de news:
> ... edhbf5hhetclmi7iq...@4ax.com...
> ... > A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.
> ... >
> ... > Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
> ... > the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
> ... > Johnny..
> ... >
> ... > The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
> ... > different...again.
> ... >
> ... > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'
> ... >
> ... > The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Brown fan?'
> ... >
> ... > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
> ... >
> ... > The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
> ... >
> ... > Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's
> a
> ... > Conservative, so, I'm a Conservative.'
> ... >
> ... > Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
> ... > and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
> ... >
> ... > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'
> ...
> ... the kast line could be:
> ... With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, " a teacher"
>
> "Those who can, do - those who can't, teach".
>
And those who can't teach become guidance counselors.

[philo]

Now that's a joke all right.

During the entire five years I attended the same Jr/Sr high school
(luckily I transferred out in my last year)...
I had *one* meeting with my guidance counselor...
he looked at my records and said that he would have expected my grades
to be higher and we'd discuss it further at some other date.

Maybe had I not transferred out, he would have gotten around to it on
the last day of school.

[Ray]

> ... >
> ... > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'A Gordon Brown fan.'
> ...

> ... the kast line could be:
> ... With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, " a teacher"
>
> "Those who can, do - those who can't, teach".
>
>

> =====
> It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

And those who can't teach, teach teachers

regards

Ray

[Juan M]

"philo" <ph...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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and those who can't succeed a guidance counselors post to newsgroups.

[Charlie]

"Juan M" <juanmSP...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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And so YOU did.

[M@spammenot.org Juan M]

"Charlie" <le...@thestation.com> wrote in message
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Moi?