Quips
Renee
Ever notice how people who tell you to calm down
are the ones who got you mad in the first place?
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Arnold will do okay as governator as long as he has
smart writers and a good director.
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If someone is addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers,
can you expect them to quit cold turkey?
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Rumsfeld says he's closing a quarter of our military bases by 2005.
Conservatives will be blaming Clinton by Christmas.
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I've got it made; I've got a husband, a VCR, a TV
and a computer. Better yet; they're all working.
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I'm not a tease . . . teasers make promises they don't keep.
I'm a flirt . . . I make no promises at all.
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October is not only a beautiful month, but marks the precious,
yet fleeting, overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
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There were very few things that upset my ex-husband.
It makes me feel rather special to have been one of them.
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Renee
One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life
is to work SO hard, the boss will think he's after his job.
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"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his." -- Helen Keller
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What is the definition of a "wiener"?
It's the first person to cross the finish line at a Mexican track meet.
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Sex without love is an empty experience but,
as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. ~ Woody Allen
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I needed an aggressive Realtor to sell my house and I knew
I had found a winner when she drove up in a Hummer.
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Learn from the mistakes of others.
You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I don't believe in capital punishment, except for the person
who started substituting "no problem" for "you're welcome."
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My friend has an answering machine on his car phone.
It says. "I'm at home just now. I'll call you back when I'm out."
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Scott
rjm...@aol.com (Renee ) wrote:
> My friend has an answering machine on his car phone.
> It says. "I'm at home just now. I'll call you back when I'm out."
-- Steven Wright
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Renee
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>> My friend has an answering machine on his car phone.
>> It says. "I'm at home just now. I'll call you back when I'm out."
>From: Scott heim...@spamless.invalid
>-- Steven Wright
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