Arnold will do okay as governator as long as he has
smart writers and a good director.
If someone is addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers,
can you expect them to quit cold turkey?
Rumsfeld says he's closing a quarter of our military bases by 2005.
Conservatives will be blaming Clinton by Christmas.
I've got it made; I've got a husband, a VCR, a TV
and a computer. Better yet; they're all working.
I'm not a tease . . . teasers make promises they don't keep.
I'm a flirt . . . I make no promises at all.
October is not only a beautiful month, but marks the precious,
yet fleeting, overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
There were very few things that upset my ex-husband.
It makes me feel rather special to have been one of them.
"There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his." -- Helen Keller
What is the definition of a "wiener"?
It's the first person to cross the finish line at a Mexican track meet.
Sex without love is an empty experience but,
as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. ~ Woody Allen
I needed an aggressive Realtor to sell my house and I knew
I had found a winner when she drove up in a Hummer.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I don't believe in capital punishment, except for the person
who started substituting "no problem" for "you're welcome."
My friend has an answering machine on his car phone.
It says. "I'm at home just now. I'll call you back when I'm out."
> My friend has an answering machine on his car phone.
> It says. "I'm at home just now. I'll call you back when I'm out."
-- Steven Wright
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