^0_0^ Oneliners
Renee
mortgages.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A pessimist is a man who looks both way before crossing a one-way
street.
These days you can either lead or be misled.
Middle age is when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a
policeman.
Warning: Staring directly at gas prices may cause blindness.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Nobody watches cheerleaders except their mothers and perverts.
Assassins do it from behind.
President Bush wants to save Social Security. And sharks want to save
swimmers.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Life is like a doughnut: you're either in the dough or in the hole
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Upper crust seems to be simply a bunch of crumbs held together by their
own dough.
Make somebody happy today . . . mind your own business.
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