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May 20, 2013, 2:07:03 AM5/20/13
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Three Jews who had recently converted to Christianity were having a
drink together in a posh restaurant. They started talking about the
reasons for their conversions.
"I converted out of love," said the first, "Not for Christianity,
but for a Christian girl. As you both know, my wife insisted that I convert."
"And I, said the second, "I converted in order to rise in the legal system.
You probably know that my recent appointment as a federal judge may have had
something to do with my new religion."
The third man spoke up: "I converted because I think that the teachings
of Christianity are superior to those of Judaism."
"Are you kidding?" said the first man, spitting out his drink.
"What do you take us for, a couple of goyim?"
drink together in a posh restaurant. They started talking about the
reasons for their conversions.
"I converted out of love," said the first, "Not for Christianity,
but for a Christian girl. As you both know, my wife insisted that I convert."
"And I, said the second, "I converted in order to rise in the legal system.
You probably know that my recent appointment as a federal judge may have had
something to do with my new religion."
The third man spoke up: "I converted because I think that the teachings
of Christianity are superior to those of Judaism."
"Are you kidding?" said the first man, spitting out his drink.
"What do you take us for, a couple of goyim?"
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