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Louis Agre

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Apr 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/6/00
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It seems a group of leading medical people have published data that
indicates
that seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and
charoses. It is indicated that this combination can lead to
Charoses of the Liver.


Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
A: Filet minyan

Q: If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box,
what
does a mohel carry?
A: A Bris-kit!

Q: What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
A: "Is ANYTHING all right?"

--
Louis Agre
"Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime
feel as indignant as those who are." - King Solomon


Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

--
Louis Agre
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"Justice will only be achieved when those who are not injured by crime
feel as indignant as those who are." - King Solomon


Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

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