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Feb 20

Re: Jewish baby's birth certificate returned from Home Office with 'Israel' scribbled out

On 12 Mar 2022, Lefty Lundquist <lefty_l...@ggmail.com> posted some news:t0j6ah$g6t$18@

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Re: Jewish baby's birth certificate returned from Home Office with 'Israel' scribbled out

On 12 Mar 2022, Lefty Lundquist <lefty_l...@ggmail.com> posted some news:t0j6ah$g6t$18@

Feb 20

Richard Johnson

Feb 19

Re: Amy Winehouse statue?s Star of David covered with pro-Palestine sticker

On 12 Mar 2022, Lefty Lundquist <lefty_l...@ggmail.com> posted some news:t0j6fm$g6t$21@

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Re: Amy Winehouse statue?s Star of David covered with pro-Palestine sticker

On 12 Mar 2022, Lefty Lundquist <lefty_l...@ggmail.com> posted some news:t0j6fm$g6t$21@

Feb 19

David Dalton, JAB4

1/25/23

Jacob's Blessings

On Sun, 22 Jan 2023 11:03:25 -0330, David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote: >It should be

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Jacob's Blessings

On Sun, 22 Jan 2023 11:03:25 -0330, David Dalton <dal...@nfld.com> wrote: >It should be

1/25/23

7/6/22

the burning that did not consume

Both fragrant blue Krishna and the Buddha are said to have encountered a blue lotus, according to

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the burning that did not consume

Both fragrant blue Krishna and the Buddha are said to have encountered a blue lotus, according to

7/6/22

6/22/22

Well, that's the last tine I judge a beauty contest. I told her, "You're an eight."

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Well, that's the last tine I judge a beauty contest. I told her, "You're an eight."

6/22/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Funeral - A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.

A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten

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Funeral - A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.

A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: There is a Red House on the right and blue house on the left where is the White House?

A: in Washington DC

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Q: There is a Red House on the right and blue house on the left where is the White House?

A: in Washington DC

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Light Bulb - If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?

The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third

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Light Bulb - If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?

The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Genie - A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.

The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." The liberal said, "I wish I were smarter

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Genie - A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.

The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." The liberal said, "I wish I were smarter

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Subject: Q: How do you know you're a Democrat?

A1: You think poverty can be abolished. A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system A3: You'd

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Subject: Q: How do you know you're a Democrat?

A1: You think poverty can be abolished. A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system A3: You'd

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What is the difference between a liberal ass-kisser and a brown-noser?

A: Depth perception.

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Q: What is the difference between a liberal ass-kisser and a brown-noser?

A: Depth perception.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?

A: I don't know either.

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Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?

A: I don't know either.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

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Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?

A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

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Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?

A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

We all know that liberal college students have "safety zones" on campus to protect them.

Conservatives have a safety zone, too. It's called America.

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We all know that liberal college students have "safety zones" on campus to protect them.

Conservatives have a safety zone, too. It's called America.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S. = Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense.

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P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S. = Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Member of Clinton's Cabinet: "Hurry up Mr. Clinton, we are about to have...

...a huge meeting on foreign policy with hundreds of world leaders!" Clinton: "Hold on a

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Member of Clinton's Cabinet: "Hurry up Mr. Clinton, we are about to have...

...a huge meeting on foreign policy with hundreds of world leaders!" Clinton: "Hold on a

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

If pro is the opposite of con,

then is progress the opposite of congress?

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If pro is the opposite of con,

then is progress the opposite of congress?

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

"The man who can befriend someone who does not like him,

is either a politician, and thus cannot be trusted, or a fool, and thus should not be a politician.

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"The man who can befriend someone who does not like him,

is either a politician, and thus cannot be trusted, or a fool, and thus should not be a politician.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?

A: A mouse trying to become a rat.

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Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?

A: A mouse trying to become a rat.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: How do Democrats talk about Republican foreign policy?

A: By saying the word "Conspiracy" over and over again

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Q: How do Democrats talk about Republican foreign policy?

A: By saying the word "Conspiracy" over and over again

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

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Q: Why did God create Democrats?

A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?

A: Thirty minutes of begging.

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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?

A: Thirty minutes of begging.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?

A: A free for all.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?

A: A free for all.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/19/22

Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?

A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?

A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

3/19/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/18/22

Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?

A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?

A: A whine cellar.

3/18/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/18/22

Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?

A: After it reaches 95%

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?

A: After it reaches 95%

3/18/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/18/22

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

3/18/22

Clinton Dmitry Medvedev

3/18/22

Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?

A: One that hands out slices of cheese

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?

A: One that hands out slices of cheese

3/18/22

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