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David Dalton
Jul 6
the burning that did not consume
Both fragrant blue Krishna and the Buddha are said to have encountered a blue lotus, according to
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the burning that did not consume
Both fragrant blue Krishna and the Buddha are said to have encountered a blue lotus, according to
Jul 6
philo
Jun 22
Beauty Contest
Well, that's the last tine I judge a beauty contest. I told her, "You're an eight."
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Beauty Contest
Well, that's the last tine I judge a beauty contest. I told her, "You're an eight."
Jun 22
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Funeral - A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten
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Funeral - A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral.
A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: There is a Red House on the right and blue house on the left where is the White House?
A: in Washington DC
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Q: There is a Red House on the right and blue house on the left where is the White House?
A: in Washington DC
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Light Bulb - If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third
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Light Bulb - If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Genie - A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." The liberal said, "I wish I were smarter
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Genie - A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." The liberal said, "I wish I were smarter
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Subject: Q: How do you know you're a Democrat?
A1: You think poverty can be abolished. A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system A3: You'd
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Subject: Q: How do you know you're a Democrat?
A1: You think poverty can be abolished. A2: You admire the Swedish welfare system A3: You'd
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What is the difference between a liberal ass-kisser and a brown-noser?
A: Depth perception.
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal ass-kisser and a brown-noser?
A: Depth perception.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
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Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?
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Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
We all know that liberal college students have "safety zones" on campus to protect them.
Conservatives have a safety zone, too. It's called America.
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We all know that liberal college students have "safety zones" on campus to protect them.
Conservatives have a safety zone, too. It's called America.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S. = Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense.
Fact.
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P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S. = Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense.
Fact.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Member of Clinton's Cabinet: "Hurry up Mr. Clinton, we are about to have...
...a huge meeting on foreign policy with hundreds of world leaders!" Clinton: "Hold on a
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Member of Clinton's Cabinet: "Hurry up Mr. Clinton, we are about to have...
...a huge meeting on foreign policy with hundreds of world leaders!" Clinton: "Hold on a
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
If pro is the opposite of con,
then is progress the opposite of congress?
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If pro is the opposite of con,
then is progress the opposite of congress?
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
"The man who can befriend someone who does not like him,
is either a politician, and thus cannot be trusted, or a fool, and thus should not be a politician.
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"The man who can befriend someone who does not like him,
is either a politician, and thus cannot be trusted, or a fool, and thus should not be a politician.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.
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Q: What's the definition of a Liberal running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: How do Democrats talk about Republican foreign policy?
A: By saying the word "Conspiracy" over and over again
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Q: How do Democrats talk about Republican foreign policy?
A: By saying the word "Conspiracy" over and over again
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
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Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.
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Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 19
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
Mar 19
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Mar 18
Clinton Dmitry Medvedev
Mar 18
Q: What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?
A: Lost.
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Q: What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?
A: Lost.
Mar 18
