[alt.rap] ROTTEN Rap Lyrics!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.rap
Subject: ROTTEN Rap Lyrics!
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Yo yo YO! WasssssssssSUP! MC MAC DADDY PHAT MUTHA PHIVE is in
tha HOUSE, droppin jewelz!
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MC Phive in tha HOUSE!
Pickin' at a LOUSE!
Scratchin' my butt
and samplin' STRAUSS!
I don't say PLEASE,
I don't eat my PEAS!
I don't turn my head
when I cough and SNEEZE!
I got no SKILLS!
Can't pay my BILLS!
I eat dead bugs
offa window SILLS!
Chillin'
Illin'
St. Ides I'm swillin'
Callin' 1-900
and my Mom they're billin'
I'm a phunky PHREAK,
onna rhymin' STREAK!
I do a little dance
cause I gotta take a LEAK!
I'm rollin wit ma G's,
in ma six-FO!
I'm outta DEPENDS
so we're headin to tha STO!
I ain't no HERO,
I divide by ZERO!
I run from trouble
like Emperor NERO!
I pump shots to ya DOME!
I stay at HOME!
My mommy tucks me in
and then I write a POEM!
>I wear Mickey SHADES!
I start CASCADES!
I like to play
with marital AIDS!
I'm an irritating PAIN,
Obnoxious and VAIN!
InSANE in the BRAIN
from too much RoGAINE!
I'm phat on the street,
hangin' wit ma POSSE!
Got crud in ma teeth
cause I don't dental FLOSSIE!
I'm wicked and DOPE!
Blessed by da POPE!
I stand on tha corner
drinkin my SCOPE!
I don't go to PARTIES
Cause I gotta work at HARDEES!
I hide in the john
and I eat ma SMARTIES!
Infected with tha GROOVE,
I bust a MOVE!
I like fine art
so I toured the LOUVRE!
I smoked some HERBAL,
coughed up a FURBALL!
Where the sun don't shine
I stuck a GERBIL!
I'm puttin suckas DOWN
wit my TEC!
I gotta pay CASH
cause I bounced a CHECK!
I kick it old SCHOOL!
I stutter and DROOL!
I'll come to ya house
and then I'll wiz in ya POOL!
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Got some rotten rhymes of your own to add to MC Phive's repertoire?
Mail 'em
to ame...@gn.ecn.purdue.edu. I can't reply to all, but the best will be
added to the list with attribution and reposted at some later date.
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