[alt.irc.hottub,...] Re: Green Card Lottery- Final One?

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From: dou...@utpapa.ph.utexas.edu (Doug McLaren)
Newsgroups: alt.irc.hottub,alt.irc,alt.irc.recovery,alt.evil,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Green Card Lottery- Final One?


In article <2odmdo$5...@herald.indirect.com>, Laurence Canter (probably
another one of Valchael's personalities) <ni...@indirect.com> wrote:

| Green Card Lottery 1994 May Be The Last One!
| THE DEADLINE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.

Fuck you, bot boy. :)

| For FREE information via Email, send request to
| cs...@indirect.com

#!/bin/sh
while : ; do
Mail cs...@indirect.com < /unix
sleep 10
done

| Canter & Siegel, Immigration Attorneys

Um, Mr. Siegel? It's WarungBot, on the clue-phone. It's for you.

| 3333 E Camelback Road, Ste 250, Phoenix AZ 85018 USA

Um, Pizza Hut? Phoenix, right? Yes, I'd like 15 Pizzas, lots of anchovies,
delivered to 3333 E Camelback Road, Ste 250 ...

| cs...@indirect.com telephone (602)661-3911 Fax (602) 451-7617

/msg #*.edu For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.com For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.net For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.org For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.mil For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.gov For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!
/msg #*.us For hot phonesex call (602)661-3911 collect!

"Um, yes, Child Porn Ltd.? Yes, I'd like a copy of your current price
sheet faxed to (602) 451-7617 ... yes ... thanks. Oh, by the way -
send my free gifts to 3333 E Camelback Road, Ste 250, Phoenix AZ
85018. They WILL be in an ummarked brown box, right? ..."

"Um yes, Phoenix FBI? I think my neighbors are dealing in child
pornography! My name - um, just call me a concerned citizen. Thanks.
Oh, their names and addresses? Canter & Siegel, uh huh, and they live
at 3333 E Camelback Road, Suite 250..."

"Um, Guido - I found out who stole your drugs and narced on your best
pusher. Uh huh. It's Canter & Siegel, uh huh, and they live at 3333
E Camelback Road, Suite 250 ..."

"Ah yes, Phoenix Police dept? Yes, my neighbor just said that life
isn't worth living, and locked himself in his room with his gay lover,
and he's going to kill them both! The address? 3333 E Camelback
Road, Suite 250 ... please hurry - he's crazy - he threatened to kill
the first cop that showed up! ..."

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